Comic-Con International in San Diego has begun! Come find me and my life-sized Amazi-girl standee in booth 1330!
Subterranean
Comic-Con International in San Diego has begun! Come find me and my life-sized Amazi-girl standee in booth 1330!
174 thoughts on “Subterranean”
Jen Aside
But prison’s for lovers!
or was that Virginia
I guess either way you’d know exactly where Danny is!
Bicycle Bill
“Virginia is for Lovers”. I remember seeing that in the spring of 1971 on my high school’s senior class trip; and a quick check of Google tells me that VA has been using that slogan since 1969. They’ve gotten a lot of mileage out of that one.
Lurlock
Which is odd given that I believe you have to drive across the border if you’re interested in certain types of loving… Ah the south.
Lord Stoneheart
If reading about Supreme Court cases has taught me anything, in 1967 they were against loving.
Solenoid
Well-played.
BC
Or, if you’re a fan of early 2000’s screaming, Ohio is for lovers.
grantimusmax
I CAN’T MAKE IT ON MY OWWWWWN
Doctor_Lantern
Because my heart is in Ohiiiioooo!
Hurocrat
As a Virginian, I’m not sure how much difference there is sometimes…
Osaru Sensei
… Virginia?
WolfLann
Get your ass to Mars!!
Wait… wrong movie
andy
awww so cute
chris73
I’m prepared to overlook her other flaws when the last panel happens
Saru
Oh my, your cape is looking exceptionally turgid there, amazi-girl!
Michael Steamweed
No evidence of wind anywhere else … maybe she’s got underwires? 🙂
sps48
It’s becoming a Batman cape.
Doctor_Who
Let’s keep an eye on it and see if it gets longer when dramatically appropriate. I once read a book where Batman artists straight up admit that his cape is however long looks coolest in a particular panel.
sps48
Ha! We needed no confirmation.
Kaoy
If your cape remains turgid for longer than 4 hours, consult a tailor for advice immediately.
Historyman68
It’s a dramatic nuzzle!
Captain Batson
She leaped, the cape is falling to catch up.
dailybrad
I really do like these two.
Steven
Why? They both have developed so much delusion about Amazi-girl that the nut house is their next destination after college.
Well amzi-girl will probably be in jail.
Captain Batson
But not Amber, of course. Amber’s fine because she’s neither Amazi-Girl nor Danny.
Doctor_Who
Wait, people think Amber is Danny? Is he a ventriloquist dummy, or is it more of a Tyler Durden thing?
Safgaftsa
No, Danny is Amazi-Girl.
Tacos
No, we are ALL secretly Amazi-Girl.
Rosie
*stands up dramatically to Roman general* I…am Amazi-Girl!
HMRC4EVR
Now I’m remembering that point in Power Rangers In Space where Bulk, Skull, and all he other people stand up and announce they are “The X” Ranger but now they all are saying they are Amazi-Girl.
“It’s Amazi-ng time”! maybe?
Deanatay
Man: I’m Amazi-Girl and so is my wife!
Woman: Oh, rather!
WolfLann
She is Edmond Dantes… She is my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend, she is you and me… she is all of us
3oranges
I am imagining Blaine in place of Crassus for this.
Screwball
I’m Batman……….
…I mean Amazi-girl….
…Naa, I’m Hulkbuster Batman…
Roborat
I am Spartacus.
chris73
Yes but they’re really, really cute together so i can forgive them a lot of sins for that alone
OnnaStik
Huh. I didn’t know “being psychologically healthy” was a prerequisite for being a cute couple. Better go notify the Billie/Ruth shippers.
timemonkey
Anyone who looks at Billie/Ruth’s self-destructive ‘let’s spiral into suicide together because we’re poison’ thing and thinks it’s a good idea is already beyond the help of logic. They are blinded by cuteness.
Deanatay
The theme of “Love is an anchor that keeps our lives from spiraling out of control” is a big one in DoA. Whether it’s proven to be a truism, or a convenient self-deception, remains to be seen.
Spencer
Well… maybe not? Other than Walky and Dorothy, who have both grown entirely for the better and will continue to do so, the main relationships of the comic (Ethan/Joyce, Billie/Ruth and Amber/Danny) have all been in some form poisonous and hurtful.
Deanatay
Yes, but they’ve all also provided stability and support to emotionally damaged people who desperately needed it. Young people still have a lot of sharp edges and points on their personalities, so their relationships tend to hurt a lot. If the relationship is strong enough, it can endure to the point that those sharp bits get worn down. Ethan/Joyce was based on a lie, so it didn’t survive, but some of Joyce’s pointy bits did get worn down in the process. Her next relationship will be better for it.
Spencer
But that stability comes at the cost of making their problems even worse. Billie and Ruth aren’t helping each other; they’re pushing the worst parts of themselves more and more until something awful will eventually happen, and Amber has a boyfriend (and also the entire girl’s dorm) telling her how awesome she is so she’s becoming more entrenched in her alter ego. Look at them up there; They’re loving this, because neither of them understands how completely messed up it is.
Opus the Poet
I was going to mention Becky/Dina, but they aren’t at the point where they can call it a “relationship” yet. At this point it’s more of an “encounter”. They have had what maybe two kisses and an extended conversation?
Spencer
He gave them a ship name. I’m guessing it’s canon.
darkoneko
Dina also learned Becky has feelings for Joyce, tho.
Arianod
*Shrugs* How many characters can you name in the comic who aren’t dangerously delusional or have some other serious issue that’s waiting to bite them in the ass?
Arianod
Note: Amber’s dad doesn’t count >:(
Spencer
Dorothy’s got her act together.
I think it’s fairly telling that of all the parents shown in the Family Weekend arc, hers were the only ones who were very actively and vocally loving and supportive to their child in every way.
darkoneko
Dotty ? Wait until she sees how her grades are dropping. That won’t be fun for their relationship.
Spencer
It’s never going to happen, and if in some bizarre case it were to happen it wouldn’t last beyond maybe two story arcs before Dorothy learns a lesson about picking herself up or something.
Besides, that’s already happening to Walky. It’d be redundant if Dorothy did it.
ThatGuy
I dont know about these “delusions” you speak of. Danny’s and Amber’s acceptance of compartmentalizing Amber’s real, acceptable, perfectly logical, totally not her fault issues is a tactic that professionals use to help patients control a part of their personality that is having trouble and slowly integrate it into their normal mind.
I mean seriously, there is like nothing really wrong here (unless one has a completely unrealistic expectation of what human beings and thus relationships are like). oh Amber’s a criminal? yea good luck with that. Not a single person here isnt a criminal, hell i was speeding not 5 hours ago. And unlike most criminals who are fully capable of having a healthy relationship SHE is commiting crime in a subjectively good way.
Furthermore she has taken her completely justifiable rage issues brought on by someone who psychologically broke her and phsyically assaulted her who is also her !father! and turned it into something good. Many people take years to get this far in their healing process.
And what? Danny. Yea we cant have someone who likes literally everything about his girlfriend, respects her, admires her, fights for her and is even exploring sides of his own self WITH her.
Spencer
There’s a huge difference between speeding and prowling around a college campus looking for people you can justify assaulting.
This is not an appropriate way to deal with her rage issues.
If all she did was walk around campus saving cats from trees and telling guys to put their beer away, then sure, she’d just be kind of weird, but the life Amber is living right is completely wrong in every definition of the word.
Twilightomens
Aww cuties!
And guys, the only Danny as Catwoman fan art I’ve seen is INSUFFICIENT.
Stephen R. Bierce
“I will call you Tiger Man. Show me your CLAWS.”–Princess Ardala on Buck Rogers
sps48
Princess Ardala? Rowr.
Twilightomens
I don’t get your reference but I think I understand your reference. OKAY. POINT.
Jen Aside
So? Let’s see it! Put up or shut up
*has had absolutely no draw time, despite the amount spent on reading these comments*
WolfLann
Alright, tried to but terrible at drawing. This
Screwball
Awww, tried looking at the pic, but the site’s too busy. Just how sexy did you make CatDanny…?
Roborat
Crap, we killed the site.
WolfLann
Lol not much sexyness there. Just a quick pencil drawing of what is supposed to be his face with a Catwoman mask and ears. I need to start practicing drawing more.
Twilightomens
That is very sufficient thank you.
Cattleprod
But… there hasn’t been a montage of everyone in bed. Unless the next storyline continues through the same night.
Maybe I should check if every story actually ends that way or just often enough that I think they do.
Lord Stoneheart
It’s specifically books that must end with everyone angsting in bed. (Well only books 3 and 4 end with a montage of bed scenes. Books 1 and 2 involve just Sarah and Joyce). Not last chapters can end with characters in bed, but they don’t always do.
JessWitt
I think it is typically the fourth storyline from Book 3 til current book X.
Lord Stoneheart
That’s what I meant to say. (Though we haven’t seen the last panel of book 5 yet. That’s the end of next storyline. I mean there’s nothing stopping things from being switched up)
JessWitt
Surprise us, Willis! Or not, we’re not your bosses.
Steven
No crime (unless I happen to be committing the crime)
-Amazi-girl
Dean
No six-state murder sprees.
gkheyf
-unless i am committing them
Safgaftsa
Cap it at five.
otusasio451
Awww, how nice! And what a reminder that Amber will probably suffer a devastating dissociative split of personality very soon.
timemonkey