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I apologize belatedly for not having any Hanukkah-themed naked people.
Discussion (183) - “Infectious”
Ana Chronistic
“I’ll be the bongoest Alpha Bongo and show those darned muffin hanky-pankiers what’s what!”
butts
bongo bongo
bongo bongo
bongo bongo
bongo bongo
Plasma Mongoose
Bingo Bongo!
Delicious Taffy
Plasma Mongoose is about to make a Steven Universe reference!
Plasma Mongoose
I look forward to seeing the newest episodes of SU once I get back from holidays.
I cannot believe I failed to figure out that RQ=PD, I was so sure PD was going to come out of hiding with everyone in shock.
Delicious Taffy
Imagine Ronaldo’s surprise, when he found out his little brother was secretly a magical alien rebel.
Plasma Mongoose
At least Walter is still best gem.
Delicious Taffy
No way, it’s definitely Jelly Bean.
Plasma Mongoose
A fan of the meme dorito I see.
Stretch has been kinda dropped in my esteem somewhat now she has revealed herself to be less of a renegade and more of a slave “in love” with her master.
Delicious Taffy
Yeah, that particular twist kinda cheeses my onions. A lot of the latest season has sorta been doing that.
Mmm. Cheese and onions.
Plasma Mongoose
Onion and Aquamarine are my favourite crack evil ship.
Cipher
Have to agree with Delicious Taffy, Jellybean/Meme Dorito is the best gem. That said, Razzle Dazzle Dorito>Meme Dorito.
Lieutenant Dan
Thanks, Padparascha.
Opus the Poet
Or you can just listen to the opening of Hare+Guu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-AiGlgHUk8
Lots of Bongo in that, conga too.
Deanatay
Bingo bango bongo
I don wanna leave da jungle
Oh no no no no no
Bingo bango bongo
Ahm so hoppy in da jungle
I refuse to go
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Bing Bang,
Digga-rigga-dong,
Funny words I sing when I am dancing!
(Dancing, dancing, dancing)
Bing Bang,
Digga-rigga-dong,
Silly words that can mean anything!
xD
BarerMender
I’ve never seen that written out. It’s kind of dirty, isn’t it? Of course, the whole show was for the edification of pedophiles.
Mr D phone posting
Bingo bango bongo
I dont wanna leave the Congo
Ohhhh no no no no noooo
Hinoron
Hmm… an “Alpha Bonobo” actually sounds more interesting… though once Joyce Googles them, and realizes she’s been loudly proclaiming herself one…
…Actually that sound’s fantastic! Go for it, Dave! ^_^
ValdVin
It’s Canon now. Hee hee.
Bicycle Bill
Not only is it canon, but it is de factoproof that the Dumbiverse is, in fact, the real world.
Emperor Norton II
I think it’s more like proof that the real world is in fact the Dumbiverse.
3-I
Life Imitates Life.
Madock345
Nice.
John
If she’s wearing a hat, she’s not naked, is she?
Delicious Taffy
If you think that hat’s not getting tossed away in a few moments, you’re as naïve as me.
Needfuldoer
Oh sure, ask that question here and it’s philosophical. Ask it at the grocery store and it’s “disturbing the peace”.
newllend(henryvolt)
Well she’s in high spirits.
NerdHerder
Yippie-ki-yay, Mister Falcon.
Proto
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!
DailyBrad
This is adorable. I love that Billie doesn’t even have a look of judgment, she’s just… used to it.
Crusading Barista
If I remember correctly, Billie had the sudden realization that Joyce was, for the moment, technically her only friend.
At this point, despite not enjoying her mannerism, she considered Joyce a friend.
Mr. Mendo
The bongo IS the mean girl of the rhythm section…
Yumi
[chanting]Bongo! Bongo! Bongo!
butts
i don’t wanna leave the congo
Delicious Taffy
OH NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!
Deanatay
dey have things like the atom bomb
So I think I stay right where I omb
Civilization
I’ll! Stay! Right! Here!!!
Tacos
But then you gotta watch out for malaria and stuff there if you stay.
Stephen Bierce
I don’t wanna work
I just wanna Bang On The Drum All Day…
Deanatay
I don’t wanna play
I just want to bang on me drum all day
Cattleprod
No! My precious fourth wall!
Yumi
The forth wall was just an illusion Joyce was allowing you to hold on to.
For a time.
Kris
It’s like Haruhi, wherein Joyce is the god of Dumbing of Age.
fire_daws
Would that mean that Walky is Kyon?
Opus the Poet
Or Guu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-AiGlgHUk8
SgtWadeyWilson
“If you don’t break it every so often, how will it know you’re friends?”
-Deadpool, probably.
I say this as a joke, but I’m quickly remembering Deadpool’s history of torturing his “friends,” so… Ouch. Don’t be friends like Deadpool, people… What were we talking about again?
drs
Billie and Sal are like sisters. So if Joyce is like Sal’s little sister, she can be like Billie’s little sister!
And Sarah’s.
BBCC
Sal and Billie don’t actually seem to consider each other like sisters. Walky, yes, and Billie definitely considers Sal’s parents to be like her parents…but Billie doesn’t seem to extend the same feeling to Sal. Partly because Sal was away for 5 years and partly because when they meet up again, well….refer to one of the earliest pieces of evidence of Billie’s bisexuality:
http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/unimpressed/
BBCC
That said, Joyce is ABSOLUTELY like a little sister for Billie. And Sal. And Sarah. And she’s got other sisterly relationships with Dorothy and Becky. Not to mention her actual sister, Jocelyne.
Joyce is the Steven Universe of sisters, yes.
Kris
Is there a DoA wiki or age chart or something? All this little sister talk reminds me that Joyce started at the same time as most of the cast and could in fact be as old or older than Sal and Billie which would be funny, Kinda like how Dina’s a year older than most of them.
BBCC
If the birthdays are the same as in Walkyverse (but different birth years), Joyce is about a month younger than Sal (and Walky). Not sure about Billie though.
And yes, you are referring to walkypedia and we desperately need contributors. I’m technically an admin, but I have a lot of other commitments and rarely have a ton of time. We’re fairly irreverent, so as long as you’re not posting bigoted shit or spam, please feel free.
BBCC
For those curious
Walky and Sal’s Walkyverse birthday – April 1st
Joyce’s Walkyverse birthday – May 5th.
Dana
Birthday on Billie’s fake id- October 19. My birthday.
BBCC
Willis said that’s not necessarily her real birthday though, and unlike Dina and Sarah’s, Billie’s isn’t mentioned as coming up soon.
Dana
I know what he said. That’s why I was careful to say on her fake ID.
ValdVin
Dorothy is nineteen. Others I cannot say.
Needfuldoer
I remember a reference to Dina being 19, and other characters surprised she’s on the older end of the main cast.
Ruth’s twenty, we know that from Chloe’s attempt at a pep talk in the hospital.
Other Rachel’s birthday was September 9, Meredith’s was September 17.
thejeff
Dina’s actually still 18. Her nineteenth birthday is coming up shortly though.
Kris
This comic is becoming self aware. That’s a sign of the robot apocalypse! Also “bongo”. Yes I actually typed the word for the filter.
Double also: Happy Holidays, but don’t kid yourself into thinking we’ll see Christmas in comic before 2025!
Spaz
the word bongo will soon become the word “beach” just to mess with us.
Marsh Maryrose
Peak Meta Joyce is peak meta.
Also, happy 11th day of Agnostica.
Ivy
You know, Joyce, it’s not the word that’s a problem but how it’s used. Sensoring it with a placeholder everyone knows the real meaning of does nothing to stop hateful speech.
Kris
This reminds me of when I watch dog shows and they sometimes say “b*tch”(We’ll find out if this gets passed the filter) and I gasp a little before remembering that’s actually how the word is used. Soon “bongo” will be the defacto derogatory term around here if it isn’t already.
Clif
Today, the comment section. Tomorrow, the world. 🙂
thejeff
An older friend of mine breeds and shows dogs. It’s always amusing to listen to these nice old ladies talking about bongoes.
BarerMender
Up in the mountains where I come from, they’re too finicky to say bongo, so they call a female dog a “gyp.”
Kern Wallace
I’m pretty sure there’s an Oingo Boingo joke to be made here, but I can’t figure one out.
Sporky
Does it count as an ascended meme when Willis is the one who came up with the word filter in the first place?
BBCC
Yay! It’s canon now! <3
Merry Christmas, (belated) Happy Hanukkah, Happy Children's day, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Yule, happy holidays for anything I missed, and if you're not celebrating anything at all, then have a nice day.
Marsh Maryrose
Agnostica — “the holiday for anyone who has ever calculated Santa’s airspeed” — began on Dec. 14 and has a half-life of 10 days, so celebrations are still ongoing. There’s still time to string up the Moebius chains, not open the Schroedinger’s box, and dress up as your favorite scientist.
Bicycle Bill
Sounds like something Sheldon from “Big Bang Theory” would celebrate.