. . . .Hell I approve of the LucyXWalky ship but I also like the now canon and on the rocks WalkyXAmber relationship. What to do ,what to do ,what to do.
I also think that a) it would solve SO MUCH DRAMA in media and real life, and b) create specific new poly drama.
And i’d really like to see media about poly drama that is NOT determined to claim in the end that monogamy was the better option after all.
I’ve found myself in the same situation, I like both ships even though they conflict with each other. I also wouldn’t mind if Walky and Dorothy were to get back together eventually. Now I have three conflicting ships.
Huh. I suspect you don’t know what at least one of those is.
A bungee cord is some sort of elastic, with a hook, usually metal, on either end. The strap may be a lot of what are basically rubber bands, in a bundle, in a colorful braided sheath that looks something like an old lamp cord.
Or it could be basically a molded strip of tire rubber with a hook on either end.
Either way, the thickness tends to less than half an inch, and oftentimes with a rounded profile. Like rope. (Less so with the black rubber ones, which tend to be flat, and kind-of bone shaped, if you squint.)
A ratchet strap is, a ribbon of nylon, usually about an inch wide, and FLAT, with a buckle-like thing that you feed the end through, then work the level to tighten it.
The look a little like very long nylon web belts, except the buckle can actually be used to tighten the things, not just hold them fast by friction.
Bungee cords ~= stretchy rope with hooks on the ends.
Ratchet straps == flat nylon with a hard metal “buckle”, that is also flat on the back.
If I was going to be “held together” I’d rather it be done with ratchet straps, not bungee cords.
She thinks he’s cute. Who needs to go beyond that, at the very first stages of attraction?
Perhaps in addition she also has a hunch that he’s got a torso sculpted out of caramel. Perhaps in addition she also has a hunch that he initiates relationships by throwing toys at girls’ heads, which to her would be a positive thing.
But honestly, why look for a better reason than cute?
I mean, she knows Walky and she knows he’s a manchild who probably baths once a week at best and thinks only owning one pair of shoes is manly so she doesn’t really need to know the person interested in him to think they have poor taste. You have like a photographic memory of this comic has Walky ever done laundry?
I was referring more to Joyce judging Lucy’s taste out loud to her face. ;P
As in we actually physically see him doing so? I don’t think so. Now, normally I would say that doesn’t mean much – we’ve never seen, for example, Dorothy doing her laundry either, but we can assume it gets done.
I think it’s not unreasonable to assume Walky is one of those guys who goes home every break with three bags of laundry for his mom to do for him I just wanted to be sure there wasn’t like direct evidence to the contrary before I made that assumption.
BBCC
Walky says ‘a while’ so I’m choosing to believe he has in fact done some laundry since he got here and just is very lazy about it, for the sake of my ability to look at him without gagging.
“I think I’m interested in him”, combined with that face, equals “I can think of nothing else than me and Walky doing naked activities together until we’re too sore to continue… and then we continue anyway.”
I’m not yet on twitter, but I’m pretty sure “Inevitable Slipshine Clock” will be my first twitter handle. Either that, or it will be the name of my band.
189 thoughts on “Sighs”
Ana Chronistic
she’s definitely trying
Dana
That joke is trying.
Deanatay
I try not to judge…
BUT I JUDGE
ShinyNeen
Overused joke? Excellent running gag?
Maybe it’s both.
SgtWadeyWilson
Both?
Both.
Both is good.
shadowcell
Dumbing of Age Book 9: It’s Walky?
Clif
DOA9: I Try Not To Judge.
Keulen
Dumbing of Age Book 9: Hmmm
Dean
DoA9: So Many People’s Personal Anecdotes About Billie Involve Alcohol Consumption
Jam Jar
And we have a winner.
Furie
I thought we settled on “Book 9 – You Want To Laugh At ‘McNutt’ Don’t You”
Hoodiecrow
DoA9→0: Let’s Start Over, I’m Lucy
William Leonard Reese Jr.
. . . .Hell I approve of the LucyXWalky ship but I also like the now canon and on the rocks WalkyXAmber relationship. What to do ,what to do ,what to do.
Yumi
Multi-shipping hell!
Marsh Maryrose
BOOK NINE TITLE!
Neeks
Nah, that’s the title for the eventual DOA omnibus.
Roborat
Harem manga time.
Tacos
Cloning. Make copies of everybody and have a big ol’ orgy.
Clif
Cloning. Multiple Mikes. Nuff said.
Keulen
Make clones of everyone except Mike. He’ll find a way to sleep with multiple people in the same night anyway.
Deanatay
ALL of the nickles will accrue
Felian
But if you make clones of Mike, he’ll also have more ways to sleep with multiple Mikes in the same night!
BBCC
Multi shipping hell!
One of us! One of us!
Jamie
As a poly person, I feel like the solution is obvious.
a4lbi
*fist bump*
LeslieBean4Shizzle
**multi fist bump**
Also… yall ninjaed me like an hour and a half ago. That’s what I get for not reading down the comment thread before adding to it. :p
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Polyamory.
Of course, that’s my answer to basically everything.
Freezer
The answer is always polyamory!
Or least, the right answer always is.
Felian
I also think that a) it would solve SO MUCH DRAMA in media and real life, and b) create specific new poly drama.
And i’d really like to see media about poly drama that is NOT determined to claim in the end that monogamy was the better option after all.
Benjamin Geiger
Poly guy here: agreed, on all points.
Keulen
I’ve found myself in the same situation, I like both ships even though they conflict with each other. I also wouldn’t mind if Walky and Dorothy were to get back together eventually. Now I have three conflicting ships.
Benjamin Geiger
Walky in a cuddle puddle.
I can dig it.
And I eagerly await the Slipshine strip.
not someone else
Personally I’m for LucyxWalky and AmberxTherapy for the forseeable future so I dunno…
Icalasari
Simple
LucyXWalky
JoyceXDorothy
ValdVin
Panel six Lucy face is wonderful. Complete with stratospheric eyebrows.
ValdVin
Actually Joyce in six is great too, but one would think that is the face she uses for Billie (breaks out her flask) anecdotes more.
Mr. Mendo
Joyce is cribbing Sarah’s Sarah-isms!
Stephen Bierce
*plays Steely Dan’s “My Old School” on the hacked Muzak*
Yumi
Yeah, Joyce, and I try to pull my life together. Yet here we both are.
Delicious Taffy
Have you tried ratchet straps, yet? They’re fantastic.
Yumi
You know, I’ve mostly been going with bungee cords. Ratchet straps do sound like an improvement.
Clif
Bungee cords sound less painful tho.
SeanR
Huh. I suspect you don’t know what at least one of those is.
A bungee cord is some sort of elastic, with a hook, usually metal, on either end. The strap may be a lot of what are basically rubber bands, in a bundle, in a colorful braided sheath that looks something like an old lamp cord.
Or it could be basically a molded strip of tire rubber with a hook on either end.
Either way, the thickness tends to less than half an inch, and oftentimes with a rounded profile. Like rope. (Less so with the black rubber ones, which tend to be flat, and kind-of bone shaped, if you squint.)
A ratchet strap is, a ribbon of nylon, usually about an inch wide, and FLAT, with a buckle-like thing that you feed the end through, then work the level to tighten it.
The look a little like very long nylon web belts, except the buckle can actually be used to tighten the things, not just hold them fast by friction.
Bungee cords ~= stretchy rope with hooks on the ends.
Ratchet straps == flat nylon with a hard metal “buckle”, that is also flat on the back.
If I was going to be “held together” I’d rather it be done with ratchet straps, not bungee cords.
Needfuldoer
Nah, go for the gusto. A hand winch will pull just about anything together.
foamy
I can confirm that ratchet straps are, indeed, fantastic.
DailyBrad
Gosh, Lucy’s adorable.
Also, I hope Joyce is being a little colorful with the flask thing, but who knows with her, or Billie for that matter.
I wonder what she likes about Walky. I mean, he’s good looking, and his frankness is probably refreshing, so I imagine that plays into it.
Marsh Maryrose
She thinks he’s cute. Who needs to go beyond that, at the very first stages of attraction?
Perhaps in addition she also has a hunch that he’s got a torso sculpted out of caramel. Perhaps in addition she also has a hunch that he initiates relationships by throwing toys at girls’ heads, which to her would be a positive thing.
But honestly, why look for a better reason than cute?
DailyBrad
Oh, I am not passing judgment, I am more just curious about her “type” than anything else.
Marsh Maryrose
I’m guessing her type is “adorkable.” Opposites may attract, but congruent entities tend to bond.
BBCC
No one could blame you for failing this time, Joyce. Sometimes we try but we still judge.
I mean, I’m pretty sure judging other people’s taste in partners is normally only for people you know, but still. 😛
Emily
I mean, she knows Walky and she knows he’s a manchild who probably baths once a week at best and thinks only owning one pair of shoes is manly so she doesn’t really need to know the person interested in him to think they have poor taste. You have like a photographic memory of this comic has Walky ever done laundry?
thejeff
I think the only person in this comic who’s ever done laundry is Danny.
And it was Amber’s laundry.
Khyrin
The only persons I can remember doing laundry in this strip are Billie, Ruth, Amber, and Danny. And Danny was just finishing Amber’s Laundry.
thejeff
I could be wrong, but I don’t think Billie was actually doing laundry, but covering for carrying her clothes to Ruth’s room.
BBCC
I was referring more to Joyce judging Lucy’s taste out loud to her face. ;P
As in we actually physically see him doing so? I don’t think so. Now, normally I would say that doesn’t mean much – we’ve never seen, for example, Dorothy doing her laundry either, but we can assume it gets done.
But I also remember this strip exists: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2017/comic/book-7/03-the-thing-i-was-before/skip/
Emily
I think it’s not unreasonable to assume Walky is one of those guys who goes home every break with three bags of laundry for his mom to do for him I just wanted to be sure there wasn’t like direct evidence to the contrary before I made that assumption.
BBCC
Walky says ‘a while’ so I’m choosing to believe he has in fact done some laundry since he got here and just is very lazy about it, for the sake of my ability to look at him without gagging.
Emperor Norton II
“I think I’m interested in him”, combined with that face, equals “I can think of nothing else than me and Walky doing naked activities together until we’re too sore to continue… and then we continue anyway.”
Delicious Taffy
Lucy is secretly the horniest character in the entire canon.
Spruce Goose
The inevitable Slipshine clock continues to tick
Marsh Maryrose
I’m not yet on twitter, but I’m pretty sure “Inevitable Slipshine Clock” will be my first twitter handle. Either that, or it will be the name of my band.
Clif
Band names should have more gravitas . Slipshine would be fine for something of lesser importance, say as the name of your first child.
Marsh Maryrose
I’m pretty sure my first child will be named “Candle-Ends.” Or maybe “Thing-um-a-jig.”
NickG
Snarkish?
Marsh Maryrose
Let us hope that no Boojums show up to the birthday parties.
AGV
Hm, so “Life, uh, Finds a Way” should be a good name for my first born
3-I
“Lucy and Amber Trade Smutty Slashfic”
not someone else
Now I cannot unsee Lucy as the Isabelle of DoA and I appreciate this thought.
AntJ
my goodness is Joyce being… pessimistic?
Tacos