Sorta… at least it verified (via her sister’s comment about facing re-election every 2 years) that she was legally elected to the House of Representatives.
I’m pro-choice — the fetus has the right to choose to hang itself with its umbilical cord if it decides the family it will be born into is full of idiots. 8~)
Joebo
As someone who was in that situation prior to birth, I must tell you to go cram something in someplace uncomfortable for you.
jdb984
As someone who was in a similar situation, I say preach it brother/sister.
Chiatroll
It’s not like you can remember having one around your neck to be traumatized.
gangler
Is it actually any worse than every other dead baby joke just because you were almost the dead baby?
I’m not entirely sure whether I’m being sarcastic or not right now.
I would imagine Roz has been rehearsing that speech for years. Deep-seated resentment of a relative will do that to you. Probably isn’t the only scripted outburst she’s been stewing over for longer than is healthy.
Her having this speech ready makes perfect sense to me. She’s probably been holding this in for a while, with lots of thinking about what she would say if it was time for an argument. Now that it is, she’s gonna let Robin have it.
All I can say is that parents can tear up your whole speech into stutters and “All I’m saying is…” fragments. No video used, so it’ll be harder to push your point through.
gangler
Parents sure. Tried to use an elaborate speech on mine once. All I managed to get out was a couple poorly chosen curse words that weren’t as shocking as they could have been if my voice wasn’t quivering so.
i am amazing at pulling horribly hurtful speeches out of my as when someone pisses me of, i have a gift for find the most painful thing i can say to someone
It’s looking like Roz made that video in the first place because she knew it would stir things up. She’s had this in mind all along, so yes, it’s incredibly plausible that she’s been planning and rehearsing this speech for some time. It would be more surprising if she DIDN’T have a speech, after arranging to be heard.
621 thoughts on “Activist”
Jen Aside
UH OH AGE-DROPPING
David Herbert
Next we’ll be hearing how old Joyce is.
ryan
the answer is “not old enough”.
ryan
mentally. or psychologically, if you prefer.
Bill M.
Sorta… at least it verified (via her sister’s comment about facing re-election every 2 years) that she was legally elected to the House of Representatives.
VOTE DeSANTO!
She’s legal!
The Other Mike
I could totally see Robin using that campaign slogan.
Deuecebag
That speech is inspiring.
Undrave
Yeah! I’m really liking Roz here! I hope we see more of her she’s fun!
wandering meme
Looks like someone pulled the drama tag here too.
wandering meme
On a side note, you became an activist using only a webcam and your nethers?
That’s gotta be a magic trick!
Plasma Mongoose
“Lets change society with our reproductive organs!”
AndrewFoose
“You’re only a rebel from the waist down.”
Joebo
That is the best kind of rebel.
Rowen Morland
Rebel femurs!
ALostProphet
Really? It comes off as more bratty to me.
Swagner
Yeah, no kidding.
Plasma Mongoose
Roz is destined to be the next Abe Lincoln, rallying us all to free our sex lifes from the tyranny of the missionary position. 😛
Plasma Mongoose
In her own twisted way, Roz has just made the ultimate point.
Aizat
A point that some people might not take very well.
Plasma Mongoose
Oh well, life is like that sometimes.
Jamal K.
Namely, the pro-life side
Plasma Mongoose
I am both pro-fetus and pro-eugenics.
TheBenenator
I’m pro-choice — the fetus has the right to choose to hang itself with its umbilical cord if it decides the family it will be born into is full of idiots. 8~)
Joebo
As someone who was in that situation prior to birth, I must tell you to go cram something in someplace uncomfortable for you.
jdb984
As someone who was in a similar situation, I say preach it brother/sister.
Chiatroll
It’s not like you can remember having one around your neck to be traumatized.
gangler
Is it actually any worse than every other dead baby joke just because you were almost the dead baby?
I’m not entirely sure whether I’m being sarcastic or not right now.
Plasma Mongoose
But I love dead baby jokes!
ALostProphet
Wow. That is… dark.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuchal_cord
ryan
don’t worry, with more experience it becomes easier and easier to take these kinds of points.
Fauxlosopher
With my penis.
Aizat
Activism runs in the family, I guess.
Swissaboo
Competency, it would appear, has a greater degree of variance.
wandering meme
Vote Desanto!
Damn your activism!
Plasma Mongoose
Vote Desanto!
Our scandels are FAR MORE INTERESTING to read about.
wandering meme
Vote Desanto!
She’ll make you wait! (she’s such a (expletive)in’ lady!)
Plasma Mongoose
Vote Desanto!
She’s hotter than Palin!
Joebo
That actually may get her elected though.
gangler
Okay. I gotta say this is a hell of an update. I got pulled right into her speech and then found myself suddenly laughing at the punchline.
Mkvenner
Voters never think about the canidates families as human beings or realize how stress they go through every election cycle.
insomniac
Neither do a lot of politicians, as far as I can tell.
Wackd
I agree with Roz wholeheartedly. Having said that, it always kind of bugs me in comics when the strip itself is so clearly leaning in one direction.
And that fictional characters always seem to have inspirational speeches ready at a moment’s notice. How long has Roz been rehearsing, exactly?
I do, however, quite like Congressional Aide. Poor guy needs a name, though.
Aizat
I called him Frank.
Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
Isn’t that Hooper? Looks a lot like him, you know from the Joyce and Walky saga
Mkvenner
It’s not.
Aizat
You mean that zombie guy?
Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
Yah, he looks a lot like him. Can’t see why he isn’t Hooper
David
Because I’ve said he isn’t like 30 times.
Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
Oh, well, guess that settles it then, haha.
Well, maybe I’ll nickname him Hooper then, lol!
Dean
That might cause confusion. Call him Drooper instead. 🙂
Beachfox
His name is Nopper. Not-Hooper Nothooper Nooper.
His name is Nooper
Plasma Mongoose
How about Pooper Scooper, since it is his job to deal with political shit.
Wackd
Maybe if you gave him a name people would stop asking if he was Hooper.
begbert2
His name is Congressional Aide.
His mother calls him Congie.
Aizat
His friends called him Tim.
SHAZAM
@begbert: It’s like he was born for the career he’s in
ALostProphet
Is Hooper gay in this continuity?
Björn
Did he want to be frank with you? (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
We should all get aides!
gangler
I would imagine Roz has been rehearsing that speech for years. Deep-seated resentment of a relative will do that to you. Probably isn’t the only scripted outburst she’s been stewing over for longer than is healthy.
Plasma Mongoose
It was less of a speech and more of a rant when it comes right down to it.
Acey
Her having this speech ready makes perfect sense to me. She’s probably been holding this in for a while, with lots of thinking about what she would say if it was time for an argument. Now that it is, she’s gonna let Robin have it.
Eri
Well, considering she made the video to get that point across, I think she must have been rehearsing it for a while.
What? Have you never rehearsed a speech about something before? Or is that just me?
Mkvenner
No, it’s not just you. 😛
Jamal K.
All I can say is that parents can tear up your whole speech into stutters and “All I’m saying is…” fragments. No video used, so it’ll be harder to push your point through.
gangler
Parents sure. Tried to use an elaborate speech on mine once. All I managed to get out was a couple poorly chosen curse words that weren’t as shocking as they could have been if my voice wasn’t quivering so.
Siblings though. All the anger, none of the fear.
Michelle Alford
I regularly give internal speeches about things that annoy me and kind of hope someone will give me a chance to spew them.
Just for kix
LOL! Same here!
Kernanator
Actually, Roz does seem to be the type of person who would practice that sort of thing a lot.
Jason
Must not be a fan of Grey’s Anatomy I bet. Those people spew “inspirational” speeches at the end of just about every scene!
Scytheakse
i am amazing at pulling horribly hurtful speeches out of my as when someone pisses me of, i have a gift for find the most painful thing i can say to someone
DeWeese07
… are you my wife?
Random Webcomics Junkie
It’s looking like Roz made that video in the first place because she knew it would stir things up. She’s had this in mind all along, so yes, it’s incredibly plausible that she’s been planning and rehearsing this speech for some time. It would be more surprising if she DIDN’T have a speech, after arranging to be heard.
Plasma Mongoose