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Holy crap, you guys! We funded the Dumbing of Age book in 3 days! You are insanely awesome. ...so that leaves us with 28 more days of funding until the fundraising period is over. ...so I guess let's now try to raise enough to also reprint Shortpacked! Book 1? It's out of print, you see. *crosses fingers*
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Doom shepherd
Shipping Joyce and Roz now.
Twisted Two-face
Been shipping them since before the comic even *started*
Plasma Mongoose
Ship them to where? Abu Dhabi?
Yotomoe
if they are, I’m sure there’s a cute grey cat who can help them get back.
TheBenenator
Sorry, my cute grey cat is having sinus problems.
Also, he thinks he’s a dog with a funny accent.
Aizat
Cute? Ponies are cute, kittens are cute, heck even certain kinds of Digimon are cute. Nermal is just sickening…….ly cute and annoying.
Jen Aside
SLUT COVENS OH NOES
This is what people get for trying to care, Joyce =/
Yotomoe
Joyce, like Robin, gives me sympathy whiplash.
David Herbert
The card is for a massage parlour that offers happy endings.
Rognik
… How does that even work for a woman?
Wait, don’t tell me. I really don’t want to know.
Blob Marley
The clitoris is a lie! Female orgasms don’t exist! I’m telling you, it’s all made up!!!
Plasma Mongoose
Cosmo magazine lied to us? How is that possible?
Yotomoe
Cosmo magazine is a conspiracy. keeping women in the dark..they don’t realize their true potential.
Blob Marley
The biggest lie in Cosmo is that they keep claiming to have new content.
Plasma Mongoose
^ QFT
Khrene Cleaver
Does that mean quote fuckin truth?
I.care.0
@Cleaver
Quoted for Truth
MrSmiley
@I.care.0
always thought it was
“Quite fucking true”
Steven
Remove the word “new” and you’d be correct.
Erienne
Remove the word “correct” and you’d be
Aizat
Female orgasms are a lie? NOOOO- Wait, why am I worried again?
Krashthemystro
Oh Blob sweetheart they exist keep trying.
Blob Marley
Oh, sure, that’s what *they* want you to think. But I know you’re all robots!
madd
We also shoot bullets from our boobs, but don’t tell anyone I let you in on that.
Blob Marley
Machine gun jubblies? How did I miss those?
Tandel
The hand can accomplish many things. It is the most versatile tool there is. Except maybe a Leatherman.
Blob Marley
Harry Dresden once mentioned a Swiss Army Hand. Best of both worlds? I think so.
TheBenenator
It can’t replace WD-40 or duct tape!
Zap Rowsdower
Those do not go with most forms of sex.
Granted, there are noted exceptions, but not the kind you want someone like Joyce to be jumping right into.
Khrene Cleaver
Your letting you’re avatar go to waste
Zap Rowsdower
Dude, I’m not saying not to bone her, I’m saying to save the kinky stuff for once she’s gotten over the awe of the basic service.
Kintrex
Your homophones are swapped.
Roborat
Leatherman? That could be painfull, unless there is a model with special attachements that I am not aware of.
madd
Like the Sawzall.
Sensedog
I don’t know why, but I am loving the second panel.
Zap Rowsdower
It is so perfect for avatars and it-seemed-witty-when-made-it captioning. SO PERFECT.
Plasma Mongoose
Awww they really do loave each other…
Plasma Mongoose
loave=loathe
Yotomoe
they are breaded quite nicely for eachother.
Rognik
Seems appropriate for a slice-of-life comic.
Yotomoe
It’s at yeast a comedy of errors.
Blob Marley
“C’mon guys, this pun thread is crumbling,” said Blob ryely.
Yotomoe
It’s crust a little harmless fun
Stephen Bierce
This thread is so baked.
Plasma Mongoose
Puns like these make me feel all toasty inside.
Yotomoe
I knew you’d Rise to the ocassion. Let’s call for a toast.
Plasma Mongoose
Are you trying to butter me up? 😛
fellixe
Yes! A toast! Everyone, up off your buns!
Yotomoe
there’s muffin to be shy about.
Blob Marley
Easy for you to say, cupcake.
Yotomoe
I knead you to be more positive Blob.
Plasma Mongoose
I knead to express myself in a wholemeal way.
Wizard
Here we go, loafing around again…
Plasma Mongoose
What a rye sense of humour you got.
Historyman68
Challa back, y’all
Historyman68
What a horrible pun. What matzah I been thinking?
Zap Rowsdower
I honestly donut know.
Yotomoe
That pun takes the cake
Leorale
I just assumed you were going for a love/loathe portmanteau.
Plasma Mongoose
I wish I did now, but I just could not remember for a few minutes how to spell loathe correctly.
Zorpheus
I’ll keel ya all, and burn your houses to cinders.
Leorale
I like how Joyce is holding her books defensively.
And it would be a good idea for her to talk things out. Which character from other universes has yet to appear?
Sensedog
…Faz?
And I hope that this guess on my part is off.
I.care.0
Faz as a Therapist would be hilarious.
Kernanator
I’m sorry, I can’t help but laugh at Faz as a therapist.
Doctor_Who
PLEASE let it be Reagan. I want a whole subplot where Joyce insists that her therapist is a dead president, only for everyone else to be convinced that now she really NEEDS a therapist.
Undrave
That would awesome. Plus I bet Joyce would find Reagan reassuring!
Null Set
Ninja Rick.
Historyman68
Malaya would make an awesomely blunt therapist.
Wack'd
Howard. “You need to ask yourself what Captain Kirk would do in this situation.”
Azumango
Guys. Roz is a wizard. A PARTY WIZARD.
Blob Marley
Does that mean she hangs out with Party Pat and/or Jake? Because Jake is a party animal, and Party Pat, well…
Yotomoe
Roz goes to the Coven of Condomia. It allows the lord to touch his deciples without the need to come inside you.
fellixe