Ignoring that most people wouldn’t be okay with that, Joyce is also some level of germophobe (see: her milk gallon sandals she need to use the communal showers so she doesn’t touch someone’s hair in the stall)
This reminds me of that Robin and Leslie strip a few years ago (when Robin was invading Leslie’s apartment) where the two discussed the media attention on them despite their completely platonic interactions thus far. Robin points out they might as well have done something and Leslie bites her lip with desire
There’s no way to ask this without sounding a least a little creepy, but has Joyce, I guess “evolved” her technique? Graduated to actually touching herself in some capacity? Because if she still uses Dorothy’s method then she literally can’t do it in their room. Dorms don’t have dryer hookups.
I assumed it was because she didn’t want Dorothy in the room when she hit the high note, because having someone else there was one step away from them being the reason. Which was one step too far.
Sirksome
That’s what I assumed too, but honestly trying to read what was actually happening in that situation might be impossible. I don’t think Joyce is even 100% sure.
Reminds me of the Hannibal Burress joke about just embarrassing his cousin by bringing up masturbating.
“Hey, you jerkin’ off?”
“No! I’m not jerking off! I’ve never jerked off and I never will! Get out of here!”
“Why do you want me to get out of here? So you can jerk off?”
Reminds me of that joke from Pigeon in Mike Tyson’s Mysteries.
“Starting to notice the girls, huh? Let me ask you something, you jackin’ off yet? Because if you are it’s weird. Nobody does it, you’re the only one.”
Reminds me of Kinsey being asked about his results showing that 96% of American males masturbated. “What does that say about American males???” “It says 4% of them are liars.”
Did Kinsey actually say that? That seems weirdly insensitive and incurious. The more interesting hypothesis is that the data is right and it contradicts your prior assumption that masturbation is universal among males. Then you get to investigate that.
TheScreenJockey
Kinsey was widely known to be insensitive and incurious about most things that contradicted his earlier findings . . . which were themselves based on some rather flawed methodology.
fair enough, i don’t know much about Kinsey save that he was one of the earlier postwar sexologists. i understand that most of his findings have been superseded since then, but somehow i had a neutral-to-positive opinion of him? based on nothing more than his mainstreaming of bi-awareness through the eponimous scale.
zee
Well it’s a funny quote at least.
I do wonder how people with that equipment deal with, I’ll call it morning inconveniences without masturbating. I mean what if you really need to pee? Ik my ace boyfriend says he does it in the morning for that reason.
It’s also a good sleep aid apparently.
being hard never prevented me from peeing. you just have to sit down, which i do anyway because cocks are sprayers not snipers. if i can go outside then it still works, it just goes wheee in a funny and satisfying arc.
i have gone months without ejaculating, i was fine. (well, my mental health was shit but i believe that was a cause not a consequence.) eventually (after maybe 2-3 weeks?) release would occur in my sleep, presumably because sperm continually builds up in the testes.
also, morning wood just goes away by itself after a few minutes. in my case at least. i’m 35, but i don’t recall it being much different when i was younger
When I was young (15 or 16) bladder-induced erections could be eliminated by urinating, no jacking off required. I did have problems urinating when there was another reason for the erection, like a scantily-clad young lady in close proximity.
180 thoughts on “Go to town”
Ana Chronistic
and Joyce was never seen again
…
but if you’re alone in the laundry room, they say you can sometimes hear the faint sound of ♥ ♥ ♥ near the dryers
True Survivor
“Far below life-laden shadows beat to unrelenting rhythm of a beating heart”
Tawdry Quirks
I hear Bulmeria always needs more missionaries…
Lysbeth
Strangely enough, their posting stamps look familiar…
The Wellerman
Oh yeah!! New Gravatar time!!!!
Cholma
“Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of horny virgins? The
ShadowJoyce knows!”True Survivor
So you’re the monster under Joyce’s bed (well besides Sarah when she’s angry).
The Wellerman
Awe, you’re making this little gay symbiote blush! ☺
Caro
aw that last panel. my heart
Tomixcomics
For real!!!
Tan
Possibly my favorite Joycefaces.
Kyoulkoa
Joycefave
Karla Jean
I like Sarah.
Jenniffniff
She’s one of the good ones.
elebenty
Truly
zee
She’s adorable
KiaStirling
is she an asshole? yes. is she still good? also yes.
Doctor_Who
Joyce looks like a cranky Pac-Man ghost and that makes me smile.
The Wellerman
Me too!!!! ☺?
Amós Batista
If I was her, I’ve stole Sarah’s toy.
Dana
That sounds less than sanitary.
Freezer
They make cleaning products specifically for such… Novelties.
AlexanderHammil
Cleaning products or not, my god. That’d be like borrowing someone’s toothbrush.
milu
Which, believe it or not, some of us are completely fine with
ValdVin
I won’t speak for others butI only have done that when fluid-bonded with someone.
Marma
“fluid-bonded” is the best way to describe someone you’re boning.
milu
that’s not what it means. it means someone you’re boning without IST protection (ie condoms and dental dams)
KiaStirling
Ignoring that most people wouldn’t be okay with that, Joyce is also some level of germophobe (see: her milk gallon sandals she need to use the communal showers so she doesn’t touch someone’s hair in the stall)
Sirksome
Is she also turning into the Batman?
Qube
the ‘Bateman
‘Bate…Woman?
this dumb joke got away from me
Jamie
Google the pillow fort that Overly Sarcastic Productions made for Achilles.
teebee
i love them
Jess
Blanket creature!Joyce is honestly a little alarming and I’m a huge fan.
anon
considering ‘electric’/heated blankets are a thing i imagine they could prolly get her a vibrating one too lol
RassilonTDavros
These two have a really sweet relationship, in their own way.
tim gueguen
Everyone will be so disappointed when they learn Asma is actually Sarah’s favourite person., Except for Asma.
bleepbloop
This was all very cute, from Joyce’s blanket form to Sarah’s loving teasing.
Francoinblanco
Joyce look like that evil guy from careberears.
Doctor_Who
I’m so ashamed that I know you’re talking about No Heart.
Amós Batista
Thanks for liberate this from memory …
Stephen Bierce
*plays Jermaine Jackson’s “Do What You Do” on the hacked Muzak*
Freezer
Surely “She Bop” would be the more appropriate tune?
Stephen Bierce
But this song has that “curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal” thing going on with it.
NickG
Perhaps ‘My Guilty Hand’ by the Dear Janes would fit.
TheKelliestKelly
This reminds me of that Robin and Leslie strip a few years ago (when Robin was invading Leslie’s apartment) where the two discussed the media attention on them despite their completely platonic interactions thus far. Robin points out they might as well have done something and Leslie bites her lip with desire
Opus the Poet
Leslie might be the ultimate form for Daisy, the sexually frustrated student newspaper editor.
Cholma
Sarah *has* a favorite person?! Le gasp!
Segnosaur
That doesn’t mean that she actually LIKES anyone. Just that Joyce is the one she dislikes less.
Although I thought Dina was her favorite.
Sirksome
There’s no way to ask this without sounding a least a little creepy, but has Joyce, I guess “evolved” her technique? Graduated to actually touching herself in some capacity? Because if she still uses Dorothy’s method then she literally can’t do it in their room. Dorms don’t have dryer hookups.
Nono
I mean it’s been less than a day. Give her time.
Alongcameaspider
I had assumed when she kicked Dorothy out of the laundry room she was doing so because she was going to actually touch herself
Vukodlak
That was my guess too.
Freezer
I assumed it was because she didn’t want Dorothy in the room when she hit the high note, because having someone else there was one step away from them being the reason. Which was one step too far.
Sirksome
That’s what I assumed too, but honestly trying to read what was actually happening in that situation might be impossible. I don’t think Joyce is even 100% sure.
thejeff
It’s heavily implied, since Dorothy suggested exactly that in the previous strip.
Doc Harleen
I know it’s being said during a wind-up, but I’m loving Sarah’s last line this strip and her smile.
Yotomoe
Reminds me of the Hannibal Burress joke about just embarrassing his cousin by bringing up masturbating.
“Hey, you jerkin’ off?”
“No! I’m not jerking off! I’ve never jerked off and I never will! Get out of here!”
“Why do you want me to get out of here? So you can jerk off?”
newlland(Henryvolt)
Very specific
Mr. Random
Reminds me of that joke from Pigeon in Mike Tyson’s Mysteries.
“Starting to notice the girls, huh? Let me ask you something, you jackin’ off yet? Because if you are it’s weird. Nobody does it, you’re the only one.”
Yotomoe
God I love Pigeon. That hoarse laugh after he says that is so good. RIP Norm Macdonald.
Rabid Rabbit
Reminds me of Kinsey being asked about his results showing that 96% of American males masturbated. “What does that say about American males???” “It says 4% of them are liars.”
milu
Did Kinsey actually say that? That seems weirdly insensitive and incurious. The more interesting hypothesis is that the data is right and it contradicts your prior assumption that masturbation is universal among males. Then you get to investigate that.
TheScreenJockey
Kinsey was widely known to be insensitive and incurious about most things that contradicted his earlier findings . . . which were themselves based on some rather flawed methodology.
milu
fair enough, i don’t know much about Kinsey save that he was one of the earlier postwar sexologists. i understand that most of his findings have been superseded since then, but somehow i had a neutral-to-positive opinion of him? based on nothing more than his mainstreaming of bi-awareness through the eponimous scale.
zee
Well it’s a funny quote at least.
I do wonder how people with that equipment deal with, I’ll call it morning inconveniences without masturbating. I mean what if you really need to pee? Ik my ace boyfriend says he does it in the morning for that reason.
It’s also a good sleep aid apparently.
milu
have penis, can testify:
being hard never prevented me from peeing. you just have to sit down, which i do anyway because cocks are sprayers not snipers. if i can go outside then it still works, it just goes wheee in a funny and satisfying arc.
i have gone months without ejaculating, i was fine. (well, my mental health was shit but i believe that was a cause not a consequence.) eventually (after maybe 2-3 weeks?) release would occur in my sleep, presumably because sperm continually builds up in the testes.
milu
also, morning wood just goes away by itself after a few minutes. in my case at least. i’m 35, but i don’t recall it being much different when i was younger
milu
(oh and also i pee sitting down because i’m a feminist-pilled beta cuck, that goes without saying~)
Opus the Poet
When I was young (15 or 16) bladder-induced erections could be eliminated by urinating, no jacking off required. I did have problems urinating when there was another reason for the erection, like a scantily-clad young lady in close proximity.
milu
“Bladder-induced erection”? That’s a thing?
zee
Informative, thank you
I’ve never had a dick and they honestly mystify me