Good analogy, both pairs are pretentious, dumber then they think, and just lousy people/characters.
Like, seriously, the amount of stretches and liberties that had to make to make them such obvious and oblivious crime fighters for so long and yet somehow pretend a lot of things in this comic have real world, pretentious meaning is laughable.
Just like Naruto and Sasuke, I completely agree.
Hielario
Yeah, and Sasuke always sounded to me like he really needed a psychiatrist.
Never understood glasses characters who start a throwdown while still wearing their glasses. BEST outcome is the frames will break, and you’ll be fucked until you buy a new pair. Other outcomes only go downhill from there. 😐
Rain
I mean some people can’t see much at all without their glasses, so they might not have many other options.
I wouldn’t put it passed them to do the whole thing more associated with toxic masculinity where they punch each other for a while then go buy each other drinks. Or since they’re both underage for drinking and while Sal doesn’t care Amazi-Amber Girl does split a pizza.
It’ll de-escalate or go thermo-nuclear. Hugging or walls fallen, smoke rising, car alarms shrieking, sirens in the distance, swat and the national guard. Or maybe they’ll just post mean things on social media.
Woah Sal looks really sad right now. I don’t think there’s going to be any fighting, I think she really just wants to clear the air on this and move on.
And we all know Amber’s track record with moving on…
Although, when they talked at the steps, Marcie disagreed with that. I think it’s pretty evident Sal doesn’t believe in ‘on pause’ or ‘getting distance’. To her, those are nice words of saying ‘I’m tossing you to the curb’. At least, that’s my read based on this and her assessment of Walky and Dorothy being ‘on pause’.
Samantha Johnson
I agree and that is unsurprising given her parents. It is very clear that they are very willing to cut anything that is not beneficial or to theri standards.
Axel
I dunno, I don’t disagree with you, but I also feel like she might feel like the conversation just before seeing Ethan confirmed it for her, rather than her not seeing middle ground.
BBCC
The conversation just before seeing Ethan didn’t help, but I think it wasn’t anything inconsistent with what Marcie said earlier – it was actually pretty close to the same thing. I think it confirmed it for Sal, but I don’t think Sal puts much stock in the idea of getting distance without completely ditching a person.
333 thoughts on “You”
Ana Chronistic
CUE THE HATEFUCKS
wait no
shadowcell
anger, much like perverse sexual lust, demands an outlet, or it destroys you
Batman
Perses sexual list can be used to destroy others too. Gigidty
Batman
Perverse sexual lust works better
Clif
Ask Mike.
me
He’ll tell you. For a nickel.
Marsh Maryrose
For perverse sexual list, I’d ask Joe
LookingIn
Mike is the revenge sexual list, Joe is the perverse
AshKetchup
I was thinking shounen style fight where they learn more about each other through their punches, but sure…
Koms
And they speak entire paragraphs between each punch. So the fight could go on for two years real time ?♀️
80Steve'sPerHour
Like a dragon ball fight, but with monologuing instead of screaming.
Koms
I’ve never seen dragon ballz. I was thinking Bleach.
Opus the Poet
The space goes between the l and z, not between the n and b. Dragonball Z
Delicious Taffy
Dragon Ball Z. Two words and a letter.
weirderthanweird
Dragon Ballz is clearly the superior name, though
Willinwoods
second that
Betty Anne
Until you’ve seen Sailor and the Seven Ballz, and then you’re glad for people who remember to separate the l and z. 😐
And anyway, everyone knows Bleach is just Dragon Ball Z with swords.
pablo360
I was thinking something closer to Midorya and Bakugo’s second fight at the end of MHA Season 3.
MatthewTheLucky
wait yws
butts
that would be a significant improvement on what’s happening right now
Abbefaria
Amber and Sal do a hatefuck…wait…
Achallenger
We all are
Darkoneko
This will have to be resolved with punches ?
JetstreamGW
Let’s just pretend they’re Vegeta and Goku.
Now, i don’t know which one is which, but…
Darkoneko
Vegeta’s the one that try to look all cool and standoffish, so Sal ?
JetstreamGW
But Vegeta is also the one with a lot of pointless misdirected anger. So, y’know, both of ’em.
Khyrin
also, Vegeta is the short one.
Cephalo the Pod
No, wait, Joyce is Goku.
Ready to throw down at a moment’s notice.
Achallenger
And no clue what’s actually going in around her
AshKetchup
Er… let’s try Naruto vs. Sasuke
Cronomatt
Good analogy, both pairs are pretentious, dumber then they think, and just lousy people/characters.
Like, seriously, the amount of stretches and liberties that had to make to make them such obvious and oblivious crime fighters for so long and yet somehow pretend a lot of things in this comic have real world, pretentious meaning is laughable.
Just like Naruto and Sasuke, I completely agree.
Hielario
Yeah, and Sasuke always sounded to me like he really needed a psychiatrist.
Chrissy
Mary’s opinion
Darkoneko
At least remove your glasses first
Betty Anne
Never understood glasses characters who start a throwdown while still wearing their glasses. BEST outcome is the frames will break, and you’ll be fucked until you buy a new pair. Other outcomes only go downhill from there. 😐
Rain
I mean some people can’t see much at all without their glasses, so they might not have many other options.
Amazi-Stool
We do, however, know that this is not the case for Amber.
She is wearing basically reading glasses
BBCC
I wouldn’t say it HAS to be, but it sure looks like it’s gonna be whether we want it to be or not.
Clif
But they’ll be directed away from good people.
Proxiehunter
I wouldn’t put it passed them to do the whole thing more associated with toxic masculinity where they punch each other for a while then go buy each other drinks. Or since they’re both underage for drinking and while Sal doesn’t care Amazi-Amber Girl does split a pizza.
me
It’ll de-escalate or go thermo-nuclear. Hugging or walls fallen, smoke rising, car alarms shrieking, sirens in the distance, swat and the national guard. Or maybe they’ll just post mean things on social media.
Walky_Talky
*Kill Bill music plays*
*dude standing in the corner fumbles with his phone to stop the Kill Bill ringtone he set*
Opus the Poet
“Battle Without Honor or Humanity”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fQuEqwQ2I4
You’re welcome.
Opus the Poet
Live extended version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzfv5WdVr2c
Mordecai
I’d like to see a ‘Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood’ style standoff between them!
shadowcell
Dumbing of Age Book 9: It Demands an Outlet Or It Destroys You
Catman
Dumbing of age book 9: Just working through a lot of anger.
Catman
Oooh how about
Dumbing of Age book 9: You
Keulen
Dumbing of Age Book 9: It Doesn’t Ever Really Go Away
TlalocW
Just like your mom after I give her a nickel. (Sorry, saw your Mike gravitar. Couldn’t resist).
Annonymouse
Fell into liquid nitrogen and couldn’t resist.
[where’s my covfefe?]
Reltzik
Dumbing of Age Book 9: Direct It Away From Good People
pablo360
That’s not the title, that’s the marketing tagline.
Crash Cash
We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, *I* am the master.
Doctor_Who
Lone Starr, I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former hostage.
MatthewTheLucky
What does that make us?
kepod
Frenemies!
sirconanad
Absolutely nothing.
Keulen
Which is what you are about to become!
pjeseb
You’re only a master of HTML, O’Malley.
King Daniel
If you cut me down I shall become more amazing than you can possibly imagine.
Annonymouse
She can work with Python and wrestle the demons of Java.
Clif
You underestimate the power of LISP.
AnvilPro
Woah Sal looks really sad right now. I don’t think there’s going to be any fighting, I think she really just wants to clear the air on this and move on.
And we all know Amber’s track record with moving on…
Axel
She did just say aloud that that she’s not Marcie’s friend anymore, so no wonder.
BBCC
Although, when they talked at the steps, Marcie disagreed with that. I think it’s pretty evident Sal doesn’t believe in ‘on pause’ or ‘getting distance’. To her, those are nice words of saying ‘I’m tossing you to the curb’. At least, that’s my read based on this and her assessment of Walky and Dorothy being ‘on pause’.
Samantha Johnson
I agree and that is unsurprising given her parents. It is very clear that they are very willing to cut anything that is not beneficial or to theri standards.
Axel
I dunno, I don’t disagree with you, but I also feel like she might feel like the conversation just before seeing Ethan confirmed it for her, rather than her not seeing middle ground.
BBCC
The conversation just before seeing Ethan didn’t help, but I think it wasn’t anything inconsistent with what Marcie said earlier – it was actually pretty close to the same thing. I think it confirmed it for Sal, but I don’t think Sal puts much stock in the idea of getting distance without completely ditching a person.
Foxhack
… wait.
Ethan didn’t know that Amber is Amazi-Girl, did he?
Doopyboop