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Hosted

Posted on July 18, 2024 by David M Willis

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Tags: asher, booster, ethan, joe, sarah

Discussion (193) - “Hosted”

  1. darkoneko

    07/18/2024, 12:04 am
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    just a bit

    1. Needfuldoer

      07/18/2024, 3:22 am
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      As a treat.

  2. darkoneko

    07/18/2024, 12:05 am
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    also …Ethan, what the fuck, seriously

    1. Stevonnie

      07/18/2024, 12:06 am
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      SERIOUSLY.

    2. Thag Simmons

      07/18/2024, 12:14 am
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      it isn’t unexpected, but still

    3. Dante

      07/18/2024, 12:18 am
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      He had to make the Goth Comment. He had to =_=

      1. Wraithy2773

        07/18/2024, 12:29 am
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        I mean, there’s Emo/Goth comments, and then there’s this. This is more screaming “get this man a fucking therapist”…

        1. staszu13

          07/18/2024, 4:37 am

          And Asher reacts by discreetly looking for the exit

        2. Azhrei Vep

          07/18/2024, 6:49 am

          Ethan communicates exclusively in cries for help and rejections of said help these days, what else did we expect?

    4. Kyrros

      07/18/2024, 12:26 am
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      So, when (if?) is Ethan going to connect the dots to the whole Asher helped Blaine and now Mike is dead. How much do the non-4th-wall folks know about his involvement?

      1. ktbear

        07/18/2024, 12:35 am
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        Its FINE! Blaines dead too and theres really no one else to rat Asher out. Hes just that kid who set the cops on Sal to everyone else.

        1. Masumi

          07/18/2024, 2:04 am

          No one – except for drunk!Asher.

        2. Icalasari

          07/18/2024, 5:54 pm

          Oh

          Oh god

          The drama llama in me NEEDS this

      2. Doctor_Who

        07/18/2024, 12:38 am
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        I think no one does in-universe. Characters like Sal know his criminal background somewhat, but probably not his connection to Blaine.

        I’m guessing no one will figure it out until something happens like Amazi-Girl deciding to investigate him out of concern for Ethan, or maybe Faz showing up and it turns out he knew about them working together.

      3. DailyBrad

        07/18/2024, 12:38 am
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        I don’t think almost any of them would have enough to go on. Like some characters may know about Asher’s family being Korean mob, or would know Blaine had Korean mob ties, they’d need to know both to have a meaningful chance of making a connection there.

        Beyond that, well, Blaine got killed, either “he reached for the gun” if they want the official account, or he was killed for being a liability. Either way, it’d be pretty easy to assume Blaine acted largely alone since all of that whole business was for his own personal gain. The Korean mob themselves, whom Asher seems to try to maintain some distance from anyway, could not have possibly given less of a shit if Amber goes to college or not, so unless someone had anything more concrete, it’s easy to pin the blame on Blaine and Ross alone, plus the rando muscle they had on hand.

        1. Icalasari

          07/18/2024, 5:56 pm

          > they’d need to know both to have a meaningful chance of making a connection there.

          So… Faz? His mom clearly has some ties to the gang (I mean hell, didn’t Blaine openly discuss plans around her without her flinching?) and he knows about Blaine, so it’s very possible

        2. Freemage

          07/18/2024, 11:01 pm

          I’m taking it as given that Faz’s mom is part of one of the families in the mob, hence Blaine getting inducted (if only as a flunky). Most organized crime operations tend to be ethnic monocultures; marrying in is one of the few ways you can get even an entry-level position if you’re not the right ethnicity.

          So, yeah, Faz may be able to make the connections, or at least enable someone else to. It would be interesting for the suggestion made upthread about Amber investigating Asher to turn up the overall connection.

      4. Adam Black

        07/18/2024, 3:21 am
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        or Ethan Figures out Blaine and MIke were murdered, and Asher Knew.
        if he didnt order both.

        1. staszu13

          07/18/2024, 4:42 am

          Asher certainly didn’t order Mike’s death. Blaine, it’s pretty well established he did so, likely with Grandpa Park’s blessing. The one person who might suspect would be Amber, though she wouldn’t have a smoking gun in her dad’s case and, perhaps, wouldn’t be too inclined to pursue one.

        2. LiamKav

          07/18/2024, 5:24 am

          Wait, was it established that Blaine ordered Mike’s death? I thought that he just died from his injuries. By the time he was in the hospital Blaine wasn’t in a position to give orders.

        3. Smallmoon

          07/18/2024, 6:08 am

          Pretty sure Asher either delivered Grandpa Park’s order to silence Blaine, or issued it himself.

        4. Michael Steamweed

          07/18/2024, 8:01 am

          Methinks he was the middle-man on the order. Does Asher have any reason himself to have had Blaine murdered?

        5. Clif

          07/18/2024, 5:54 pm

          Blane was blackmailing him into helping set up the abduction.

        6. zee

          07/18/2024, 1:51 pm

          For the love of- nobody killed Mike, where did this even come from? He jumped from like two – three stories up to tackle Blaine, Blaine passed the saving throw and Mike plummeted straight down. Based on the shot of him falling he landed on his head, or at least his neck. That’s enough to kill somebody just fine, no mob execution needed.

          Seriously why is the idea that Mike was killed and/or Asher was involved in his death so widely accepted? Even just going by the text that was from before he was blackmailed into helping

        7. thejeff

          07/18/2024, 3:10 pm

          Amber speculated on him being a target right after Blaine was killed, but nothing seemed to come of it and it wasn’t until later that he actually died.

        8. Icalasari

          07/18/2024, 5:59 pm

          Honestly, I forgot and misremembered it as Blaine ensuring Mike would go down with him

      5. Mr.Morningstar

        07/18/2024, 10:53 am
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        To be fair, Asher also called a hit on Blaine so maybe it balances out???

    5. Kim

      07/18/2024, 12:32 am
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      Haha! ETHAN! xD

    6. Reltzik

      07/18/2024, 12:50 am
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      Ethangst strikes again.

    7. someone

      07/18/2024, 2:32 am
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      Ethan bringing in the Chekhov’s gun question. Who’s gonna die this time?

      Based purely on who’d cause the most reactions in the comments, I’m gonna go with Dina. After all, it wouldn’t be the first time.

      1. Adam Black

        07/18/2024, 3:28 am
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        that means Willis wont do it twice.

        Most reaction, and biggest surprise , would be Joyce.
        Real Biggest Surprise would be Mike again.

        He’s outside the window spying on his old life from witness protection and Sal or Amazigirl opens it to sneak out, knocking him dead.

        Talk about Double dipping traumas. Walky would put his foot in his mouth with an “i told you so”

        1. staszu13

          07/18/2024, 4:44 am

          Willis won’t do it twice? Oh you mean like feeding Mike to the Martians in the Walkyverse, then Blaine accidentally on purpose dropping Mike to his death?

        2. Azhrei Vep

          07/18/2024, 6:51 am

          Yeah, but unlike Dina, most of Mike’s character happens after he dies, so it barely counts.

        3. Adam Black

          07/18/2024, 10:22 am

          Deaths in “Its walky” dont count , as they are Undone.

      2. NGPZ

        07/18/2024, 2:24 pm
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        I mean we see saw more than one preview of Dina in future storylines, so no.

      3. darkoneko

        07/18/2024, 3:09 pm
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        …huh. Dina is one year older than me

    8. Amós Batista

      07/18/2024, 3:58 am
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      Hope that Joyce doesn’t suffer his bitterness so much…

      1. anon

        07/18/2024, 5:15 pm
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        @amos: maybe he’ll be too taken aback by joyce saying fuck to register anything else lol/go blank minded

    9. Amelie Wikström

      07/18/2024, 9:55 am
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      Apparently “Parties by Becky” is a very potent trigger. Maybe when this time everyone’s still there the next day it’ll resolve his whole trauma! (Nah.)

      1. Adam Black

        07/18/2024, 10:25 am
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        Maybe the alcohol is poisoned and its a surprise ending for the comic.

    10. anon

      07/18/2024, 5:14 pm
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      well, he’s coping, tho asher doesn’t seem to react, you’d think he’d be concerned about his new bf, guilt aside

  3. Nono

    07/18/2024, 12:06 am
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    Sarah is trying SO HARD to be cheery and a good host and these TEENAGERS are harshing her vibe

    1. Dara

      07/18/2024, 12:09 am
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      Strong “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” in Panel 2

    2. Dante

      07/18/2024, 12:19 am
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      SARAH IS DOING HER BEST and I’m glad she’s self-dealing because seriously sdgkjd I vote she carves out a corner for herself with the chillest. Let the others have their drama.

    3. Agemegos

      07/18/2024, 2:01 am
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      Why? It’s Amber’s room and Dina’s booze. Why is Sarah in charge?

      1. Needfuldoer

        07/18/2024, 3:24 am
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        She can pour out of that huge bottle without spilling.

      2. Adam Black

        07/18/2024, 3:32 am
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        Shes good with a Bat.
        Dina appointed Sarah as a Hostess for a party for Becky.

        Amber would kick everyone out, if in charge, and Dina is wasted and fucking behind the dinosaur.

        1. Throwatron

          07/18/2024, 5:33 pm

          she’s just like me fr fr

        2. Clif

          07/18/2024, 6:02 pm

          You’re wasted and busy behind the dinosaur?

      3. zee

        07/18/2024, 1:54 pm
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        Stronk arms

    4. Amós Batista

      07/18/2024, 3:54 am
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      I’m impressed, not gonna lie.

  4. Dara

    07/18/2024, 12:06 am
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    Goddamn, Ethan, rein it in a bit holy crow

    I presume there has been no (0) therapy at this point now?

    1. Lumino

      07/18/2024, 12:09 am
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      Ethan is in the “I’m suffering so everybody else must suffer” phase of pushing people away from him.

      1. Bash

        07/18/2024, 2:12 am
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        He’s traumatized and he can’t let it go. Everything is going to come back to Mike’s death with him.

        1. Mr.Morningstar

          07/18/2024, 11:06 am

          Which is fair, my problem with ethan is he also blames Amber and has treated her like absolute dogshit when she was hurt and traumatised just like him maybe even worse considering it was her dad who killed him.

          What’s more he treats everyone like ass too

        2. Clif

          07/18/2024, 6:03 pm

          It’s part of his charm.

    2. Thag Simmons

      07/18/2024, 12:15 am
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      That’s a pretty safe assumption.

    3. Mano308gts

      07/18/2024, 2:22 am
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      honestly, at this point he’s in the “you’re getting disinvited” stage; there’s being a downer, then there’s being a PERPETUAL downer. This isn’t acceptable grief, it’s being obnoxious and hostile toward people that really don’t have a good reason to have you being that way towards.

      1. staszu13

        07/18/2024, 4:46 am
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        I have to wonder if Jacob and/or Asher brought him to bring him out of the Emo Shell and are now regretting it. Is Jacob also discreetly looking for an exit?

  5. NGPZ

    07/18/2024, 12:06 am
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    Hosted:

    An earthling word used to decribe both parties, and alien parasites such as myself. ^^

    1. True Survivor

      07/18/2024, 12:10 am
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      Also computer servers – which are, strangely, not the people at Apple Stores who bring you that new device you just ordered.

      PS.
      I looked but could not find a bean bag or plushie matching Dina’s. Sorry.

  6. Queezle

    07/18/2024, 12:08 am
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    Ethan needs all the therapy.

    1. Durandal_1707

      07/18/2024, 12:12 am
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      To be fair, pretty much all the characters should by now, given how much crap has happened. If I’d experienced that amount of trauma in that small of a span of (in-universe) time, I’d put it in the “win” column if I managed not to end up catatonic.

    2. Dante

      07/18/2024, 12:21 am
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      Closest thing he’s had is Booster. It’s better than nothing but my god, babyboy needs an Actual Pro, stat.

      1. Freemage

        07/18/2024, 11:08 pm
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        I’m not convinced Booster is ‘better than nothing’. Booster’s motives for helping others are suspect, and Booster is nowhere near as good at this as Booster believes Booster to be.

    3. Bash

      07/18/2024, 2:10 am
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      Question: who here has gotten therapy that actually helped with something like this?

      1. Adam Black

        07/18/2024, 3:35 am
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        Dorothy did for a Bit. Post witnessing stabbing.

        1. Bash

          07/18/2024, 6:18 am

          I meant has anyone had that experience in real life.

        2. Yumi

          07/18/2024, 6:53 am

          I’d guess most of us have been fortunate enough to not have had someone close to us be murdered. I have had some secondhand knowledge of it– when I was student teaching, one of my students (17 year old) was murdered by her stepfather. Her best friend was also in my class. Several months after, the topic of therapy came up in a class discussion, and the girl said that it had helped her.

        3. Bash

          07/18/2024, 10:03 am

          Damn that’s sad, sorry 🙁

          I wasn’t necessarily thinking of murder, I’m just curious about the ratio of helpful/unhelpful therapy that people here have experienced. I went for a while because I thought it was “the right way to handle shit” but I didn’t get a lot of utility out of it.

        4. zee

          07/18/2024, 2:03 pm

          If we’re talking therapy in general it helped with my garden variety chronic and occasionally suicidal depression and crippling anxiety, but the medication those appointments got me prescribed helped more. It’s not a cure all, things more complex than depression and anxiety require a specialist, and there are cases like Amber and her DID where education just hasn’t caught up to reality yet so it might do more harm than good. Maybe she could see a psychiatrist though about getting a prescription for her anxiety. I definitely think Ethan could benefit from seeing a grief specialist. Fortunate enough to have never required one yet (knock on wood) but I hear they’re helpful

        5. Yumi

          07/18/2024, 2:33 pm

          Therapy in general has been helpful to me with my various anxiety/depression/trauma struggles, but that’s with my current and previous therapist; with the therapist I had before my last one, I honestly felt she made things worse. I’m glad I ditched her and kept trying, but I understand it can be a stressful and expensive gamble for people.

        6. NGPZ

          07/18/2024, 3:04 pm

          Yeah, I myself have had the unfortunate experience of meeting therapists that ironically made things worse because they were insensitive or even downright bigoted in some cases :/

          I’m glad that you found a therapist that understands you Yumi, however in my case at least for the time being, I am rather hesitant to aim for an island amidst a sea of potential regret.

      2. Proto

        07/18/2024, 2:01 pm
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        In real life or in the comic? IRL I’m sure plenty of people have been helped. In-comic, therapy helped Ruth not drink herself into an early grave (ditto for Jennifer).

  7. darkoneko

    07/18/2024, 12:11 am
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    I wonder how long until everyone notice the weird sounds coming from behind the dino plushie

    1. cbwroses

      07/18/2024, 12:15 am
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      Pay no attention to that couple behind the plushie!

      1. staszu13

        07/18/2024, 4:48 am
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        Gasp! Drunken allosaurus orgasm sounds!

    2. Michael Steamweed

      07/18/2024, 8:15 am
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      Depends on whether or not there’s music on. Most of the alcohol-included college parties I attended had music. So we might not hear the Becky/Dina stuff.

  8. True Survivor

    07/18/2024, 12:13 am
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    My vote is on Joe. He might run away if Joyce gets drunk or the dinosaur falls down, so things get too sexy, and he is more expendable than Walky, whom I would put in second place.

    1. Nymph

      07/18/2024, 1:22 am
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      He came to the party on the understanding that Joyce would be drinking. It’d be really weird for him to run away when “thing he literally came here to be a part of” happens.

      The dinosaur thing though, sure. I doubt they’re fucking back there, but I have no proof either way. Schroedinger’s porno.

  9. CMasta1992

    07/18/2024, 12:13 am
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    FFS Ethan get some help and quit harshing the vibe

  10. VolticEXE

    07/18/2024, 12:13 am
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    Booster.
    Booster, what are you doing?
    I don’t like that smirk-ish look on your face, Booster!

    1. darkoneko

      07/18/2024, 12:15 am
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      woah there. Sarah moved away from the drama at that point and Booster’s probably just chatting with someone.

      1. Dante

        07/18/2024, 12:46 am
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        IDK fam. There’s Joe’s back there too, and the way he’s leaning….

        Maybe they’re plotting together.

        1. Vanessa

          07/18/2024, 12:51 am

          Booster just has a natural resting-smirk face.

        2. staszu13

          07/18/2024, 4:54 am

          Nah I think he’s blocking our view of Joyce

      2. staszu13

        07/18/2024, 4:55 am
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        Booster could be eavesdropping

    2. Adam Black

      07/18/2024, 3:38 am
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      I think he’s behind Sarah, so sidespying the couple he helped put togther: Ethan/ Asher

      1. zee

        07/18/2024, 2:07 pm
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        *They

    3. anon

      07/18/2024, 5:16 pm
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      Well i don’t know if they’re looking back at him at that angle, but it’s possible booster is just making small talk with another guest

  11. RassilonTDavros

    07/18/2024, 12:16 am
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    Alright, since there isn’t an official site poll on it I guess I’ll start a comment thread instead: who’s most likely to die horribly tonight? Personally, my money’s on Walky.

    1. Reltzik

      07/18/2024, 12:53 am
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      Tonight? Hmm. … I’ll say Mary.

      Yes, I know it’s a long shot, but hope springs eternal.

    2. drs

      07/18/2024, 12:58 am
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      Dina and Becky are working on a little death right now.

    3. Icalasari

      07/18/2024, 6:02 pm
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      Asher in a shooting, and the school.starts to finally freak out and lock shiz down because this stuff keeps happening

    4. Les

      07/18/2024, 6:28 pm
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      Lucy.

  12. Dr. T

    07/18/2024, 12:16 am
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    So, what’s going to be the source of the most drama: Ethan/Danny, Asher/Walkertons, Joyce, or Jennifer joins the party and sees Asher/Ethan?

    1. darkoneko

      07/18/2024, 12:19 am
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      I’m looking forward Jennie

      1. Bryy

        07/18/2024, 12:30 am
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        My bet is arc ends with Jennifer declaring herself right after everyone leaves and Asher drops the “bi” word on her.

      2. Tesset

        07/18/2024, 1:23 pm
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        Jennifer shows up, sees Asher making out with Ethan, gets drunk, and goes to tell Ruth about the party, would be about the most chaotic outcome possible.

    2. staszu13

      07/18/2024, 4:57 am
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      I think when Jennifer joins in, sees Asher with Ethan, pretends not to be upset, drinks herself into a stupor, and loudly Billies, THAT signifies the End of Good Times

  13. Jo_cubstar

    07/18/2024, 12:18 am
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    Ooof Ethan. Trauma dumping like that is bad form my dude.

    1. Decidedly Orthogonal

      07/19/2024, 9:40 am
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      Yes. “Bad form.” That is the advice and compassionate help Ethan needs.

  14. egon

    07/18/2024, 12:20 am
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    ughhhhhhhh

  15. Bicycle Bill

    07/18/2024, 12:21 am
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    Can’t believe that during any of the parties we’ve seen, I can’t recall seeing any of the cast doing ‘puff, puff, pass’.

    1. DailyBrad

      07/18/2024, 12:25 am
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      Carla’s probably the most notable character who smokes weed, and other than Sal and Asher, I forget which of them smoke cigarettes. All this to say, yeah, surprising to a degree, but alcohol is probably easier to get than weed for any of them.

      1. Sirksome

        07/18/2024, 12:28 am
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        Weed should be pretty easy to get. They’re all on the same floor as Meredith. It’s just none of them are pot heads.

        1. Dante

          07/18/2024, 12:36 am

          Yet.

        2. John Campbell

          07/18/2024, 1:08 am

          I only just realized how much I want see Joyce’s first joint.

        3. Needfuldoer

          07/18/2024, 3:30 am

          There’s a non-canon sketch of her taking a hit from a Dexter bong, does that count?

        4. Dante

          07/19/2024, 3:54 am

          ….. Please do tell me where I can gaze upon this wonder

      2. staszu13

        07/18/2024, 4:58 am
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        I only see Carla using ganja. Sal and Asher the only confirmed tobacco folks. Everyone else is booze

    2. zee

      07/18/2024, 2:11 pm
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      Yeah the lack of casual weed in this comic really is the most unrealistic part with the sliding time scale. Like come on I’ve done a puff puff pass at my aunt’s wedding party, get with the times

      To clarify my aunt was the one puffing and passing

  16. Sirksome

    07/18/2024, 12:23 am
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    How much liquor is in that bottle?

    1. DailyBrad

      07/18/2024, 12:28 am
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      I kind of assume everyone’s only getting sparing amounts and either just sipping at it or mixing it with Sprite that Joyce brought, since yeah, I assume this is harder liquor than most of them usually deal with. Judging by Joyce’s party, most of the cast are lightweights, anyway.

    2. Dante

      07/18/2024, 12:35 am
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      So considering Sarah (who is pretty tall!) has to use her entire arm to hold that thing, it looks like an actual gallon – which in the decimal system (the best system), that would be about 3.7 lts.

      That said, no idea if they sell whiskey by the gallon. But that liquid looks dubious as hell anyway.

      1. Vanessa

        07/18/2024, 12:53 am
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        Barrel-strength wild turkey maybe. For these kids it’s probably like sipping gasoline … it could go a looong way.

      2. Agemegos

        07/18/2024, 2:06 am
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        Yep. Judging next to Sarah’s forearm I’d judge that the cylindrical part of the bottle is about eight inches high and I guess six inches wide or a little wider. That works out to about 226 cubic inches. So in the approximate vicinity of a gallon. Three quarts at least.

        1. Agemegos

          07/18/2024, 2:07 am

          US fluid gallons, that is. Not US dry gallons, nor Imperial gallons.

        2. Needfuldoer

          07/18/2024, 3:31 am

          Of course not. We don’t measure fluids by the bushel, that would be silly.

        3. Clif

          07/18/2024, 6:14 pm

          That’s only because the baskets leak.

      3. Masumi

        07/18/2024, 2:10 am
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        According to my calculations, that’s enough to get 18.5 people plenty sloshed.

      4. Mano308gts

        07/18/2024, 2:12 am
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        It’s probably a handle. fwiw I don’t believe alcohol (liquor/spirits) is sold (publicly) in gallon jugs; but then- I don’t buy a lot of liquor.

        IRL, unless that were absinthe, that would absolutely not be enough alcohol to get even this many even relatively lightweight people drunk; but since a fair percentage of them aren’t imbibing for varying reasons, that’s not too significant.

      5. Yeet

        07/18/2024, 4:40 am
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        if they selll liquor in galllons I gotta find out where

      6. Michael Steamweed

        07/18/2024, 8:21 am
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        The largest bottle size for liquor (sold in American stores, at least) is 4.5 liters (a bit over 1 gallon). Kinda rare, though. “Double magnum” liquor bottles are 3 liters (about 3/4ths gallon).

      7. thejeff

        07/18/2024, 8:56 am
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        Just to confuse, hard alcohol is one of the few things usually sold in the US in liters. 🙂 Though it’s possible a deliberately moonshiny aesthetic would go for a gallon jug.
        The more we’ve seen that jug though, the less round it looks. More like a comically oversized flask. Still pretty big. 1L? 1.75L?
        It’s still a lot of shots.

    3. Steelbright

      07/18/2024, 12:51 am
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      As a human who’s hosted parties, i was also worried about them running out of booze. But as a plot device, I’d say the amount of booze in there is “enough”

      1. Azhrei Vep

        07/18/2024, 6:58 am
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        Two of the people involved are Walkertons, so they’re down after a couple of sips. That ups the amount available for everyone else.

      2. thejeff

        07/18/2024, 8:57 am
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        I think the point of inviting so many people was to shift it from “way too much” to “enough”.

      3. Icalasari

        07/18/2024, 6:06 pm
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        Plus even if it runs out, Dina can teleport to get more. She:s tipsy now, so MUCH more likely to do that without much provacation

    4. Wereg

      07/18/2024, 12:52 am
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      Juuuuust enough!

    5. Jeremiah

      07/18/2024, 1:06 am
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      As much as the plot demand!

    6. HueSatLight

      07/18/2024, 2:10 am
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      20. you can tell be the Roman numerals on the side.

  17. Kitschensyngk

    07/18/2024, 12:27 am
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    Life of the party over here.

  18. Bryy

    07/18/2024, 12:29 am
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    I was not expecting this arc to be a culmination of many storyarcs. Suddenly, I understand that the chapter title is for WILLIS and not us.

    1. Clif

      07/18/2024, 1:19 am
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      Culmination. Ha!

  19. DailyBrad

    07/18/2024, 12:31 am
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    I usually point out in comment sections that keep throwing out “go to therapy” like it’s an immediate and flawless solution that, well, it takes time and that some of the cast people suggest should go to therapy already *do*.

    But, this is a case where I really doubt Ethan is getting professional help. He shirks class and while Booster’s been there for him some, Booster is emphatically not a professional and for any of their transgressions, I don’t think Booster has tried to give people actual medical/psychiatric advice for that reason.

    Of course, I doubt Naomi would spring for it, anyway.

    1. Bash

      07/18/2024, 2:20 am
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      Finding a therapist that you feel comfortable working with is a job all in itself. Work that you probably don’t want to do if you’re depressed. And your option may be limited when you’re young. I guess what I’m saying is that needing therapy and being able to get the right kind of therapy aren’t the same thing.

      1. Yeet

        07/18/2024, 4:42 am
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        doubly limited when you’re working through either your college or your parents who think you should fuck a girl until you stop being gay
        according to walky the therapists at the college aren’t very good, and who knows what kind of mad conversion bullshit ethan’s parents will pull

        1. LiamKav

          07/18/2024, 5:31 am

          I image “good therapists” are to drama what “good cell phone reception” is to horror.

    2. zee

      07/18/2024, 2:15 pm
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      In Dotty’s case it’s “stop lying to your therapist, forehead”

  20. IntangibleMatter

    07/18/2024, 12:31 am
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    Asher looks WAY too content for what his boyfriend is going through right now.

    1. Kim

      07/18/2024, 12:33 am
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      I’m assuming this isn’t the first time he’s like this. Asher probably knows him by now =)

      1. Adam Black

        07/18/2024, 9:58 am
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        Queer Trauma is cool.

        Queer Suicidal Depression is the New Queerbaiting ( and the Old ) .
        Quick , Fetishize it or Ethan jumps in front of a truck.

        Its Queckoffs Gun to the temple, but Hot Dark and sexy.

        1. Adam Black

          07/18/2024, 10:16 am

          / S

    2. Ray

      07/18/2024, 3:11 am
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      I think his last relationship might have set a low bar on normal, comfortable conversations.

  21. BBCC

    07/18/2024, 12:33 am
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    Every party needs a pooper, that’s why they invited you~

    And you deserve some booze, Sarah!

  22. Sirksome

    07/18/2024, 12:38 am
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    Is Becky hosting this party? I feel like Sarah is hosting and Becky is getting laid or at least making out or something behind a giant dinosaur. Also Asher has a big ass nose. It feels really highlighted in this strip. I don’t trust his big nose.

    1. Steelbright

      07/18/2024, 12:49 am
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      What are you talking about, a big-ass nose is 50% of what i look for in a man

    2. Nymph

      07/18/2024, 1:24 am
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      What a weird thing to say about a facial feature.

      1. eh, whatever

        07/18/2024, 4:30 am
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        As a man’s nose, so his hose.
        – not quite a German saying

        1. Michael Steamweed

          07/18/2024, 8:27 am

          Steve Martin’s “Charlie Bales” character in the 1987 movie Roxanne would totally agree with you.

        2. Clif

          07/18/2024, 6:19 pm

          Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering how many not quite a German’s you know.

    3. Taffy

      07/18/2024, 3:56 am
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      That’s a very 1930s European thing to say.

    4. Da Boy

      07/18/2024, 4:08 am
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      Yeah, you look away for a second and you’ll have Pax Romana in your living room.

    5. zee

      07/18/2024, 2:18 pm
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      Damn I know you’re memeing with your whole making up a new thing to not trust about Asher every strip gag but you might wanna give that one a second read buddy. Cuz that…the implications are not making you look great. I don’t think that came out how you wanted

      1. Sirksome

        07/18/2024, 5:50 pm
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        It didn’t actually come out as intended. I’ll try to do better next time. I mostly just thought his nose looks big in profile not however it is being taken as what I’m guessing is unintentionally racist at least. My bad.

        1. Taffy

          07/18/2024, 6:17 pm

          Personally, I was invoking the old “big-nosed sneaky Jew” thing, because I’d misread your post and thought you were talking about Ethan. The goal wasn’t necessarily to chide, but to sorta “tap the sign”, as it were.

        2. Da Boy

          07/18/2024, 7:13 pm

          Honestly Asher seems to have an “eagle nose”, a feature often associated with Romans.

  23. Dante

    07/18/2024, 12:39 am
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    Sarah is making all this effort to host! And we all know she’s not social, and this is new. I truly want her to enjoy herself tonight.

    Having some booze instead of babysitting is a good thing, actually.

  24. Zero

    07/18/2024, 12:40 am
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    It’s good to see Ethan is doing well.

    1. Jeremiah

      07/18/2024, 2:28 am
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      Under a very specific definition of “Well”.

      1. Jamie

        07/18/2024, 10:43 am
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        Let’s go with, “a hole, dug”.

  25. Steelbright

    07/18/2024, 12:47 am
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    Asher panel 2: can i kiss the pain away? Asher panel 3: no? Then I’m staying out of it

    1. Steelbright

      07/18/2024, 12:47 am
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      Lol messed up the panels, it’s one and three.. As a copyeditor you’d think I’d know to check myself

      1. staszu13

        07/18/2024, 4:52 am
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        I read that as (panel one): Oh oh. He’s doing the mourning thing again. (Panel three): Be cool, Asher. Just discreetly check out nearest exit in case we need to bail

  26. HueSatLight

    07/18/2024, 2:13 am
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    Remember to check the backgrounds for W A L K E R T O N

  27. The Jighole Man

    07/18/2024, 2:39 am
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    ah ethan, the one everyone kinda forgot about.

    1. Blibdoolpoolp

      07/18/2024, 3:04 am
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      An emo’s dream!

  28. Needfuldoer

    07/18/2024, 3:21 am
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    Ethan, no.

  29. Amós Batista

    07/18/2024, 3:52 am
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    Sometimes, you our pain

    1. Amós Batista

      07/18/2024, 3:53 am
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      Sometimes, your our pain won’t meaning nothing to someone.

  30. eh, whatever

    07/18/2024, 4:13 am
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    “Drench”. The word you’re looking for is “drench”.

  31. ADLegend21

    07/18/2024, 4:35 am
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    Jesus Ethan. Why’d you even come bro?

    1. Jeremiah

      07/18/2024, 5:56 am
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      Didn’t you hear? To see which one will get killed next!

  32. Yeet

    07/18/2024, 4:46 am
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    well someone’s expressing what’s upsetting them instead of holding it in I guess

    1. LiamKav

      07/18/2024, 5:46 am
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      He’s holding it in AND expressing himself!

  33. Nicoleandmaggie

    07/18/2024, 5:49 am
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    I bet he’s lots of fun at parties.

  34. Nenja

    07/18/2024, 6:03 am
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    Did Sarah put the bottle cap back on in the third panel?

    1. Mark

      07/18/2024, 7:12 am
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      Don’t want that paint thinner to evaporate before everybody gets some.

  35. Sean Smith

    07/18/2024, 7:15 am
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    Man Ethan’s an ass.

  36. Adept

    07/18/2024, 8:09 am
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    Such a cheerful, fun vibe to this party.

  37. Strain of Thought

    07/18/2024, 8:19 am
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    Don’t get low on your own outflow.

  38. ValdVin

    07/18/2024, 8:30 am
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    Ethan is guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties.

  39. Mr. Random

    07/18/2024, 8:35 am
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    Mike didn’t from the party.
    He ran to help.

  40. Hof1991

    07/18/2024, 9:30 am
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    If it’s full gallon of 80 proof, that 80 units. (Proof multiplied by gallon) One unit is one can of 5% beer because 10 proof x 1/10 gallon equals 1. It’s a universal measurement to help decide if beer, wine or liquor is more cost effective. Plenty to get a bunch of college kids sloshed.

  41. Adam Black

    07/18/2024, 10:13 am
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    Someone REALLY needs to Tell new Ethan to Fuckoff.

    The Trauma Dumping isnt the problem. Its treating his friends Like objects and Nonpeople. Talking at them, ovcer them. Being a POS, the type of POS the old Ethan would have hated, not tolerated.

    Almost everyone here was also kidnapped with him. He’s being a POS so others wont support him.

    the only thing thats is equally insuferable is Amber treating Emo Ethan as Hot-Topic Hot

    I wish Mike was alive and crases the party, just so Ethan can snap out of this , regain his self respect and go back to being disgusted with him.

    ( then Asher has him Killed again , and Ethan can start the cycle of guilt all over again )

  42. spriteless aunty

    07/18/2024, 11:55 am
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    What, since Amber stopped seeing Mike’s ghost did Ethan need to channel him?

  43. DashWallkick

    07/18/2024, 11:58 am
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    Ethan is channeling McCougnahey in True Detective — yes, nihilistic, yes, brought about by trauma, but clearly reveling in it because it’s giving him purpose and direction.

    Though I have to say, having read Shortpacked since it was new, can’t say I dislike new Ethan. In a cast full of awkward nerds, this is an upgrade.

  44. raultsi

    07/18/2024, 12:31 pm
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    what the what? I opened this page and some music started playing but I did not click on anything. It gradually faded away.

    1. Tesset

      07/18/2024, 1:29 pm
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      That’s the fabled Hacked Muzak

  45. Proto

    07/18/2024, 2:02 pm
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    Kinda stunned that didn’t end with Ethan getting immediately kicked out. I sure as hell would after a comment like that.

  46. zee

    07/18/2024, 2:23 pm
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    Why is literally anyone surprised at Ethan, this has been his shit since he got reintroduced. It’s like being shocked at Dina spouting dinosaur facts or season one Joyce singing gospel. This is just as likely as him bringing up transformers facts nobody cares about. Talking to him is basically a funger style coin flip at this point. You can decide what the losing result is

  47. Arcee

    07/18/2024, 2:39 pm
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    jesus christ ethan

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