And then everyone had sex with everyone at the same time in The Dumbiverse. It’ll be the final Slipshine comic ever because humanity will stop after that since it can’t be topped.
Also because drawing those vast, detailed panels will overwhelm Willis’ wrist.
JacHunter
Reminds me of a non-canon page from another comic, where it cuts to several years in the future and the city the comic takes place in is known for being the center of a sexual implosion where literally everyone has slept with everyone, and the virgin main character is suddenly the most desirable person ever.
Why would follow that because Danny is bi, Joyce is too? There certainly hasn’t been anything to even hint at that.
If you’re referring to Danny’s orientation changing from the previous universe? I don’t really remember anything that would solidify what his orientation was from the actual strips.
Lawzlo
It’s because Danny and Joyce are actually two halves of the same soul, separated by an ancient Sumerian curse. They can only be brought together as one if they remove the curse by “blowing, like, a thousand dudes” (I forget the exact wording).
What? Did you miss the strip where that was explained?
And in the Book of Revelation (or something like that) it was foretold that some day the one named Joyce would suck, like, a billion dicks. Joyce’s Sunday School teacher, realizing the implications of this prediction, decided not to discuss that particular prophecy in class.
Rycan
I suspect that the connection is merely the result of wishful thinking.
LOL, I meant Bi here :P. Those are examples of her showing potential signs of ALSO being attracted to ladies. I think the “if Danny…” part comes in where if Danny, who’s grown up in the “normal” world, is finding it hard to understand being Bi, extremely-religious-upbringing Joyce is really gonna find it hard. I mean, Best Friend Becky didn’t even know there was a word for it…
Only noticed the screw up when I went back to reread it all days later :P. Now to keep working out how far I’ve read, my RSS feeds are not working properly…
,,,if Danny is bi, Joyce is too? sorry not following your logic here. I want to believe because it would bring us one step closer to Joyce x Sal, but I don’t see the connection.
Belay that order! We are nowhere near Maximum Becky; we’re barely within sight of the Becky Event Horizon. Feel free to hit an escape pod if you can’t take it, but remember, ensign: you swore an oath to boldly go where no Becky ‘shipper has gone before!
THat guy burst into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel! I told him, “Hey, you can’t have that! That snorkel’s been just like a snorkel to me!”
StClair
And he said, “Tough!” And I said, “Give it!” And he said, “Make me!” And I said, “‘Kay!”
io
You guys, this is the last comic i read before bed (best for last) and you seriously made my night here. i grew up a huge fan of weird al and that rather obscure reference to something i love wedged into another thing i love was just the best. thank you doa community for being beautiful and almost too nerdy to handle <3
Deanatay
I swore that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant, until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice! But first, I had to buy some donuts…
645 thoughts on “More Becky”
Jen Aside
Becky’ll be bangin’ SOMEBODY with that hair amirite
Airyu
*high five*
Mr k
Hopefully Joyce. Hey, if Danny’s bi, Joyce probably is too. There’s more foreshadowing for her, at least.
Tandel
And then everyone had sex with everyone at the same time in The Dumbiverse. It’ll be the final Slipshine comic ever because humanity will stop after that since it can’t be topped.
Also because drawing those vast, detailed panels will overwhelm Willis’ wrist.
JacHunter
Reminds me of a non-canon page from another comic, where it cuts to several years in the future and the city the comic takes place in is known for being the center of a sexual implosion where literally everyone has slept with everyone, and the virgin main character is suddenly the most desirable person ever.
Tom Speelman
You mean Menage a 3? That Toronto bit was really funny
Disloyal Subject
Link.
Deanatay
Heh, Swirly-Go-Round…
Roborat
I have been MA3 forever, how did I miss that page?
Roborat
Correction, missing word. I have been reading MA3. I did proofread before hitting send, I really did.
pumacatrun2
MA3 is the best <3 Oh, I mean, after DOA of course…
Tanarin
To be fair JacHunter, MA3 is heading towards that particular page becoming canon.
Kang the Unbalanced
Isn’t that basically the plot of every Tenchi Muyo story ever?
Keroshino
basically…yes.
(god i loved that show, and still do! Washu’s the best!)
Yossarian Duck
Not just HIS wrist ifyouknowwhatImean.
Tandel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=su-HUDo7XQ4
6Qubed
Well, everyone will be banging except Dina.
She’ll hide politely behind the door, occasionally peeking out to take notes.
Tandel
Actually, she’ll be taking copious notation: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2015/comic/book-5/02-threes-a-crowd/overstepped/
Crazy Dina
She can take her time. I’m enjoying not thinking of her as a sexual being.
Architex
Oh cheese, I’d pay for Slipshine for that.
Oh wait, I already do! Whoo, go me!
Cynthia
“And that’s Tengen Toppa!”
Ranthog
Why would follow that because Danny is bi, Joyce is too? There certainly hasn’t been anything to even hint at that.
If you’re referring to Danny’s orientation changing from the previous universe? I don’t really remember anything that would solidify what his orientation was from the actual strips.
Lawzlo
It’s because Danny and Joyce are actually two halves of the same soul, separated by an ancient Sumerian curse. They can only be brought together as one if they remove the curse by “blowing, like, a thousand dudes” (I forget the exact wording).
What? Did you miss the strip where that was explained?
cesium133
And in the Book of Revelation (or something like that) it was foretold that some day the one named Joyce would suck, like, a billion dicks. Joyce’s Sunday School teacher, realizing the implications of this prediction, decided not to discuss that particular prophecy in class.
Rycan
I suspect that the connection is merely the result of wishful thinking.
Screwball
I do believe the popular belief that Joyce may be gay is because of her love of Sal’s “Chocolate River” she so wants to brush, but I’d say mainly cause of how she reacts after Billie says that everyone gets curious about homosexuality. First she grabs Billie’s top, then even after she lets go she keeps staring at them, saying she could crawl up into them & be safe & warm forever. Then once they’re walking down the hallway together, she notices all the other ladies around in such a way that when she realizes, she says she doesn’t want to end up gay like everyone else in collage. While grabbing Billie’s hand with both of hers…
Or could just be cause she’s overdue for her date of openly admitting she wants to shove her face between Dorothy’s le— 😛
Screwball
LOL, I meant Bi here :P. Those are examples of her showing potential signs of ALSO being attracted to ladies. I think the “if Danny…” part comes in where if Danny, who’s grown up in the “normal” world, is finding it hard to understand being Bi, extremely-religious-upbringing Joyce is really gonna find it hard. I mean, Best Friend Becky didn’t even know there was a word for it…
Only noticed the screw up when I went back to reread it all days later :P. Now to keep working out how far I’ve read, my RSS feeds are not working properly…
That Damn Rat
,,,if Danny is bi, Joyce is too? sorry not following your logic here. I want to believe because it would bring us one step closer to Joyce x Sal, but I don’t see the connection.
Cass
Even if Joyce does turn out to be bi she’s already established that she’s not at all attracted to Becky.
And it’s not exactly hard to tell when she’s potentially attracted to another girl (see the majority of her interactions with Sal, for one).
SonicBlueRanger
1. I’m pretty sure Willis said that Joyce is straight and 2. What does Danny have to do with anything here?
Cheryl
This isnt even her final form!
a4lbi
I even read that in Cheryl Tunt’s voice; well done!
Cheryl
Da-Uh Of course you did.
Church
Your posts give me life
Camachri
Aww, Cut mid-sentence!
otusasio451
WE’VE HIT MAXIMUM BECKY!!!!! SOUND THE ALARMS!!!
Halloween Jack
Belay that order! We are nowhere near Maximum Becky; we’re barely within sight of the Becky Event Horizon. Feel free to hit an escape pod if you can’t take it, but remember, ensign: you swore an oath to boldly go where no Becky ‘shipper has gone before!
VizardJeffhog
NEVER enough Becky!
Just Here
Becky takes things up to 12.
Dean
Since her hair has been cut, it’s technically slightly less Becky than before.
JacHunter
Unless the hair they removed was actually a seal that kept her from unleashing her full Becky-ness, and now her power is rapidly increasing.
Soon, all will be Becky, and Becky will be all.
Disloyal Subject
So her full Becky-ness disregards the law of conservation of mass?
meghantheworldeater
Damn straight it does. She is unbound by our pathetic laws of physics!
Rycan
No, what was removed wasn’t actually Becky; it was actually a Becky inhibitor.
Tribbly
So it stands to reason that if she shaves all her hair, we will reach maximum Becky, right?
Rycan
Or Becky goes supercritical.
Halloween Jack
Science demands hard proof. *fires up electric clippers*
neeks
Beckularity
Portmanteaust
Becky can only reach her full potential by shaving off all of her hair?
Just Here
Does that include pubic hair?
Mr k
I wonder who Becky’s been spending time with.
Yotomoe
The Motley Crew?
otusasio451
That guy with the Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril?
boomwolf
Stabby Joe? Dude also does haircuts when he isn’t… y’know…
newllend(henryvolt)
MR.SICCORHANDS?
Bongo Bongo Bongo
Aw man, I hate it when you’re right.
otusasio451
THat guy burst into my room and grabbed my lucky snorkel! I told him, “Hey, you can’t have that! That snorkel’s been just like a snorkel to me!”
StClair
And he said, “Tough!” And I said, “Give it!” And he said, “Make me!” And I said, “‘Kay!”
io
You guys, this is the last comic i read before bed (best for last) and you seriously made my night here. i grew up a huge fan of weird al and that rather obscure reference to something i love wedged into another thing i love was just the best. thank you doa community for being beautiful and almost too nerdy to handle <3
Deanatay
I swore that I would not rest, I would not sleep for an instant, until the one-nostriled man was brought to justice! But first, I had to buy some donuts…
Decembers
Cameron Esposito?
John
You’d think you’d know to stop making plans by now, Joyce.
newllend(henryvolt)
Ya, How many times must you be instantly proven wrong to the Audience till you get out of this bad habit
Rycan
“Want to make God laugh? Tell him your plans.”
Maybe Joyce just wants to give Jesus a fit of hysteria. Or the peanut gallery, at least.
meghantheworldeater
Considering Joyce’s God is named Willis I think it’s safe to say she never stood a chance.
neeks
Becky is what happens while you’re making other plans.
Doctor_Who
I like it!
-Sentinel-
Me too.
Lone Wolf
I don’t particularly care for it, but I figure that’s because I’m just not used to it yet. And if it makes her happy, then that’s all that matters.
timemonkey
For fucks sake, Becky, you are homeless and broke, you get 20$ and you waste it on ugly hair?
Creature SH
You mean bangin’ hair.
Deanatay
Who is her hair banging, exactly?
caramelundqueer
She looks cute.
timemonkey