I’m not sure Billie’s usual level of alcohol consumption and self-defenestration really mix well.
… actually, I just wanted to use the phrase “self-defenestration”.
Definitely nice. Hole in one, Billy. Strrrrrrrike! OUT OF THE PARK! …Wait, you should probably stick with a hockey metaphor if you don’t want to piss off Ruth even more.
It’s about the level of Clark Kent’s glasses at this point. they aren’t actually fooling anyone, It’s just that everyone’s playing along out of a mix of fear and courtesy.
I mean what I say, And I say what I mean. Every detail you say, about every DOA.
On August 18, Willis mentioned that Maggie said that Billie is smart because of today’s strip.
After reading…
Yeah.
Pretty Smart.
Like I said elsewhere right now I think what they have going is a kinky relationship. But I’m worried that they haven’t sat down and had the mature discussion necessary to establish the limits, boundaries, and safe words that would keep it from slipping from kinky to abusive.
Their relationship is based completely on mutual abuse and caring. It’s the lack of limits and boundaries and safe anything that gives their relationship enough of a charge to keep the lesbian suicide pact from reaching it’s inevitable conclusion.
Gawd, you can’t hate people for having unhealthy relationships; we’d all be targets for that, I’m sure. Hate them for not realising it over time and not changing it or getting out, if you have to.
Discussion (247) - “Look good”
aslo
Nice
modulusshift
Sal seriously just needs to teach Billy the art of self-defenestration, though. Would save a lot of hassle.
LeslieBean4Shizzle
I’m not sure Billie’s usual level of alcohol consumption and self-defenestration really mix well.
… actually, I just wanted to use the phrase “self-defenestration”.
Clif
I think degeneration, self or otherwise, would have to be out the window. And I think Sal has a patent on that.
Clif
Defenestration. No edit plus spell correct is a mean combination.
modulusshift
You’re telling me. My comment is now forever stuck with Billy instead of Billie.
shadowsneakz
Your avatars could not be more perfect for that.
LR
You should have claimed credit for it.
John
Billie is strictly forbidden from autodefenestration by that roommate agreement that Ruth made her make. That clause cuts both ways!
Znayx
Definitely nice. Hole in one, Billy. Strrrrrrrike! OUT OF THE PARK! …Wait, you should probably stick with a hockey metaphor if you don’t want to piss off Ruth even more.
Ana Chronistic
“Yeah, well just you wait until I mate YOU”
… no wait
loneWanderer
…maybe? or should i say MATEBE
AnvilPro
I’d be more confused about the ponytail than the meeting
inqntrol
I’m sure they’ll get to that later.
AnvilPro
The ponytail is the far more pressing matter
Clif
Change blindness.
Eric
Masterstroke
Doctor_Who
Billie is an evil genius.
Clif
My respect for her climbs.
saltchocolate
H. C., P. S.
Wire Segal
Ruth looks seriously pissed at that EPIC save by billie.
inqntrol
Well, they have to put on a show and make it look real.
Scordo
Well Billie basically just forced her to go to that meeting. hence the “check, mate” alt text.
Zaidyer
I’m not sure who they think they’re fooling anymore
Dana
Themselves?
Cerberus
Carla in the next panel: “Huh, so that’s what the banging on my wall was about… ew…”
Jacknoir
It’s about the level of Clark Kent’s glasses at this point. they aren’t actually fooling anyone, It’s just that everyone’s playing along out of a mix of fear and courtesy.
DSL
Never underestimate the power of “Naw. Can’t be.”
Mr. Mendo
Oh, Billie’s gonna get such a pounding for that one! 😉
Someone
don’t worry, she’ll like it
nothri
In more ways than one, knowing these two.
Plasma Mongoose
A pounding or a pegging?
JustCheetoDust
Yes.
Doctor_Who
And possibly a spanking if she’s into that.
Mr. Mendo
All the best people are! 🙂
Strangeshapes
I approve of this comment, and feel new slipshine possibilities forming. ?
Kryss LaBryn
A spanking! A spanking!
–And then, the oral sex.
Dana
Well I could stay a bit longer.
Archive
I mean what I say, And I say what I mean. Every detail you say, about every DOA.
On August 18, Willis mentioned that Maggie said that Billie is smart because of today’s strip.
After reading…
Yeah.
Pretty Smart.
Bagge
Well remembered! Yup. Billie is smart
Kryss LaBryn
I marked it on the calendar. 😀
inqntrol
Vey smooth.
Tacos
Well played, Billie.
CaptainBatson
Oh my!
Mr. Random
Okay. That was actually pretty nice.
Valerie
Fuckin’ score for Billie. Well done, girl. <3
Plasma Mongoose
Today’s Forecast: Heavy Tsunderestorms
TamiDOA
My new favorite word!
Soc
I like to think Mary is the one who asked the question.
John
I think she’d be tagged if she were.
Joe
I didn’t even realize she wasn’t in panel 3 because of course she’d take the chance to catch them.
Emoroffle
That was smooth. I’m pretty sure Billie is in the doghouse now though.
Cow
Someone’s getting hatefucked tonight.
nothri
Probably. Which I’m counting as a double victory for Billie, frankly.
John
And she got the booze!
Tacos
Then make it a triple victory.
heyman
But Billie will be without her femurs.
Scordo
3 wins out of four, not bad considering she was in a depressive spiral a week ago.
Just Here
I’m pretty sure that happens a lot with them.
Edupoet81
Ruth has indeed been played.
It’s good to see Billie starting off her day with a healthy breakfast.
Dean
Breakfast of champions!
Stephen R. Bierce
*looks around for his copy of “Tell Her No”*
K. Ivan Ruppert
Part of me wants to hate Billie/Ruth for having a really unhealthy, borderline abusive relationship, but I just can’t.
Proxiehunter
Like I said elsewhere right now I think what they have going is a kinky relationship. But I’m worried that they haven’t sat down and had the mature discussion necessary to establish the limits, boundaries, and safe words that would keep it from slipping from kinky to abusive.
Clif
Their relationship is based completely on mutual abuse and caring. It’s the lack of limits and boundaries and safe anything that gives their relationship enough of a charge to keep the lesbian suicide pact from reaching it’s inevitable conclusion.
So far.
Agemegos
Please, let it be evitable.
Clif
Like.
NelC
Gawd, you can’t hate people for having unhealthy relationships; we’d all be targets for that, I’m sure. Hate them for not realising it over time and not changing it or getting out, if you have to.
jepmz
……………………*slow clap*
ozaline