“These are great, Joyce! I can!t wait to expel the post-digested version out my butthole. Heh heh.”
“Jeepers H. Crackers, Becky! Eww!”
“Heh heh heh. PLOP.”
Which, I might add, is probably the best idea ever for semi blind dates: designated emergency face-puncher. Break glass in case of douchebag.
Kintrex
Right, because if you don’t get along with someone they deserve to have physical violence inflicted upon them.
xKiv
No. If you don’t get along with someone, they deserve to have physical violence inflicted upon *you* :/
Reltzik
…. but what if the designated emergency face-puncher is the douchebag?
Because honestly, he was.
Jadedcynic
Well, Mike was a bit of an extreme variant, but his role in that date ALREADY HAD A NAME (and a purpose) long before any of us were even born (and let’s put it this way, my stepdaughter is older than these freshmen)
…maybe we SHOULD bring chaperones and chaperoning back? :S
I think she might be trying to probe the issue a little bit (with a surprising amount of subtlety), but mostly I think she’s just making conversation. ‘Course, it might be about to get kinda serious, cuz Joyce has some pretty heavy reasons for not wanting to talk about boys.
I think she’s being a good friend: she noticed that Joyce’s behaviour was significantly different so she asked what’s up with that in an open and non-judgmental manner.
*scoff* Everyone knows you can’t TURN lesbian. You TRANSFORM into a lesbian. Through like a magical girl sequence with less skirts and more flannel. Gosh. Some people.
Yeah! And then you totally get to call out the name of each attack when you use it.
<3 STAR GENTLE UTERUS!! <3
Roborat
I still remember the family watching Sailor Moon and seeing that attack being used for the first time (I had purchased the complete series DVD box set for my daughter as a Christmas present and we were binge watching, and were up to the episodes we had never seen before). My reaction was: “Wait, what did I just hear?” followed immediately by a rewind, followed by laughter by the whole family.
Where’s our Magical Lesbian Joyce transformation sequence already, Yotomoe? Seems like the kinda thing a fella’d draw the instant he thinks of it, is all.
Yotomoe
Maybe it’s final’s week and I’m kinda really friggin’ behind! Also I’ve just felt lazy lately. I’m outta steam right now.
Many, many people ship it. And post commendably cute yuri of it.
Rutee
They’re shipping canon, says the canon that isn’t the Drama CDs (Who’s writers ship Nanoha and Chrono, for reasons that elude me).
They’re both Vivio’s momma, even.
drs
Nanoha and Chrono? Haven’t noticed that, apart from one tease scene in TOS. I thought Yuuno was the usual trolling.
I’m not aware of canon that uses any of the usual markers for shipping, like “she is my girlfriend”, partner, lover, wife, etc. Or kissing. Granted, the sharing a bed marker seems blatant in its own way. But, they could be cuddly friends who are asexuals.
Rutee
Was Yuuno his name? If so, then yes, the Drama CDs ship that. I can’t recall which name goes to which character of the side folks.
But I mean, you want more explicit canon? Besides sharing a bed and both being mothers to their collective child? That’s pretty much ‘text’. It’s like ‘guessing’ that Vader/Anakin did what he did out of love of his son. Technically, they’re never stated out loud, but it’s the best explanation that fits the available evidence.
Yotomoe and drs I love you. I love the Madoka Magica references. You both deserve “Fan of the Year” awards. Like, yes.
drs
Madoka and its yuri are great, but I was actually making a pure reference to Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha, which has its own yuri subtext, if “sleeping in the same bed in lingerie and adopting a kid together but hardly holding hands” is still subtext…
drs
Huh. Akiyuki Shinbo was director for both. Though also for lots of other things.
Rutee
Well, Shinbo doesn’t really do his own direction. He runs an animation mill and has sub directors who are held to extraordinarily strict limits so they don’t rock his die-hard fanbase. But he does not, himself, direct. Which is why everything where he has a direction credit lately comes out *incredibly* samey on that end, to a scary degree.
Please, tacos transcend schticks (which I now know has two spellings, thank you for alerting me, -Sentinel-). Tacos belong to the world.
Yotomoe
I especially love seafood tacos. Some are a bit clammy, but they get my seal of approval. I’m just a bit Crabby when people Tuna blind eye to great food like that bason just the taste! Anyway enough Fish Schtick.
Psyme
I get the feeling you really like Fish Schtick.
tyersome
Holy mackerel, I though I Smelt something fishy in the comments.
I’m sorry to carp at you, but I’m not sure I sea what the porpoise of your comment is? I’m floundering due to your abyssal puns, which have cod me off guard and left me unmoored.
I think you Betta get back to your school …
I should Goby more productive, but this is my Sole entertainment right now.
Damn it
The Mexican place doesn’t open for another few hours, and I’m already late for predawn classes. Taco Bell needs to start selling fish tacos already.
217 thoughts on “Boy-crazy”
Camachri
Aw crap, Becky struck a nerve.
Jen Aside
Yeah, who’s she gonna make tacos for if she doesn’t marry a boy??
[besides Becky loading up for a poop]
Barf Ninjason
“These are great, Joyce! I can!t wait to expel the post-digested version out my butthole. Heh heh.”
“Jeepers H. Crackers, Becky! Eww!”
“Heh heh heh. PLOP.”
JA
Hmm…tacos…
Deanatay
I… I just… I just really want tacos.
Hoboturtle
Its probably cause she didnt meet Danny first thing.
Carmeops
or, you know, the whole “well i was at a party, i got roofied and almost raped, so i got trust issue toward heterosexual men” thing
Justin
There was also the “date” with Joe. That didn’t exactly go over well. Though yes, the party incident is definitely the prime factor here.
Nerc
That date was doomed to fail. Both were looking for different things: One for marriage material, the other for easy-laid material.
The only different is that one started getting hit in the face when things didn’t go the way the other one expected.
grantimusmaximus
Which, I might add, is probably the best idea ever for semi blind dates: designated emergency face-puncher. Break glass in case of douchebag.
Kintrex
Right, because if you don’t get along with someone they deserve to have physical violence inflicted upon them.
xKiv
No. If you don’t get along with someone, they deserve to have physical violence inflicted upon *you* :/
Reltzik
…. but what if the designated emergency face-puncher is the douchebag?
Because honestly, he was.
Jadedcynic
Well, Mike was a bit of an extreme variant, but his role in that date ALREADY HAD A NAME (and a purpose) long before any of us were even born (and let’s put it this way, my stepdaughter is older than these freshmen)
…maybe we SHOULD bring chaperones and chaperoning back? :S
Rowen Morland
This Joyce is a lot less two dimensional than that one was when that happened.
Ducky
That one didn’t realize she had other dimensions to acknowledge.
otusasio451
INCOMING PLOT BOMB
AgentKeen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onfWeSqJ6qs
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Yup. I’m just wondering which one.
Justin
….Does Joyce know that “Taco” is another word for lady-parts?
Mc
There really is nothing you people won’t turn into an innuendo, is there?
Bill
You know what they say —
“A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste”.
Petroden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhtFKNNd04A
HiEv
As long as nothing ends up in my endo, it’s all good. 😉
grantimusmaximus
The comic is called “Dumbing of Age,” not “Not Finding Innuendoes Everywhere…of Age.”
Boomwolf
Wait, thats a thing?! Never before have I heard someone refer to it as a taco!
otusasio451
Here you go.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Taco
Sir Robin
She probably doesn’t …
Nono
I-is Becky hoping that Joyce is turning lesbian?
liahansen
I think she might be trying to probe the issue a little bit (with a surprising amount of subtlety), but mostly I think she’s just making conversation. ‘Course, it might be about to get kinda serious, cuz Joyce has some pretty heavy reasons for not wanting to talk about boys.
Leorale
I think she’s being a good friend: she noticed that Joyce’s behaviour was significantly different so she asked what’s up with that in an open and non-judgmental manner.
Plasma Mongoose
If she does, we already know that Joyce prefers a Size 6 strap-on. 😀
Yotomoe
*scoff* Everyone knows you can’t TURN lesbian. You TRANSFORM into a lesbian. Through like a magical girl sequence with less skirts and more flannel. Gosh. Some people.
Leorale
Yeah! And then you totally get to call out the name of each attack when you use it.
<3 STAR GENTLE UTERUS!! <3
Roborat
I still remember the family watching Sailor Moon and seeing that attack being used for the first time (I had purchased the complete series DVD box set for my daughter as a Christmas present and we were binge watching, and were up to the episodes we had never seen before). My reaction was: “Wait, what did I just hear?” followed immediately by a rewind, followed by laughter by the whole family.
Barf Ninjason
Where’s our Magical Lesbian Joyce transformation sequence already, Yotomoe? Seems like the kinda thing a fella’d draw the instant he thinks of it, is all.
Yotomoe
Maybe it’s final’s week and I’m kinda really friggin’ behind! Also I’ve just felt lazy lately. I’m outta steam right now.
Leorale
Don’t worry, other fans have got you covered.
http://ladyloveandjustice.tumblr.com/post/90399997842/speaking-of-doll-makers-this-is-embarassing-but
kurodansei
But where is Sailor Amber?
Hollister Dixon
Killing spiders.
Barf Ninjason
Sorry, that seemed like it’d be funnier in my head, and now it just looks mean.
Maybe I’ll draw my own Magical Lesbian Joyce. With blackjack! And hookers!
Yotomoe
I’m not at all offended, I don’t want you to get that impression. You weren’t mean no worries.
Barf Ninjason
Best comment friends 4 eva
drs
Mahou Shoujo Lesbian Nanoha!
Disloyal Subject
Many, many people ship it. And post commendably cute yuri of it.
Rutee
They’re shipping canon, says the canon that isn’t the Drama CDs (Who’s writers ship Nanoha and Chrono, for reasons that elude me).
They’re both Vivio’s momma, even.
drs
Nanoha and Chrono? Haven’t noticed that, apart from one tease scene in TOS. I thought Yuuno was the usual trolling.
I’m not aware of canon that uses any of the usual markers for shipping, like “she is my girlfriend”, partner, lover, wife, etc. Or kissing. Granted, the sharing a bed marker seems blatant in its own way. But, they could be cuddly friends who are asexuals.
Rutee
Was Yuuno his name? If so, then yes, the Drama CDs ship that. I can’t recall which name goes to which character of the side folks.
But I mean, you want more explicit canon? Besides sharing a bed and both being mothers to their collective child? That’s pretty much ‘text’. It’s like ‘guessing’ that Vader/Anakin did what he did out of love of his son. Technically, they’re never stated out loud, but it’s the best explanation that fits the available evidence.
Frost Magi
Yotomoe and drs I love you. I love the Madoka Magica references. You both deserve “Fan of the Year” awards. Like, yes.
drs
Madoka and its yuri are great, but I was actually making a pure reference to Mahou Shoujou Lyrical Nanoha, which has its own yuri subtext, if “sleeping in the same bed in lingerie and adopting a kid together but hardly holding hands” is still subtext…
drs
Huh. Akiyuki Shinbo was director for both. Though also for lots of other things.
Rutee
Well, Shinbo doesn’t really do his own direction. He runs an animation mill and has sub directors who are held to extraordinarily strict limits so they don’t rock his die-hard fanbase. But he does not, himself, direct. Which is why everything where he has a direction credit lately comes out *incredibly* samey on that end, to a scary degree.
JojoDynastr
Well, maybe Becky figured it was only a matter of time since Joyce talked so much about tacos
A Scientist
Tacos are a worthwhile topic. Joyce has a point here, I think.
-Sentinel-
I thought Mexican food was Walky’s shtick, though. (And Willis’s.)
Leorale
That’s what Walky and Joyce have in common.
A Scientist
Please, tacos transcend schticks (which I now know has two spellings, thank you for alerting me, -Sentinel-). Tacos belong to the world.
Yotomoe
I especially love seafood tacos. Some are a bit clammy, but they get my seal of approval. I’m just a bit Crabby when people Tuna blind eye to great food like that bason just the taste! Anyway enough Fish Schtick.
Psyme
I get the feeling you really like Fish Schtick.
tyersome
Holy mackerel, I though I Smelt something fishy in the comments.
I’m sorry to carp at you, but I’m not sure I sea what the porpoise of your comment is? I’m floundering due to your abyssal puns, which have cod me off guard and left me unmoored.
I think you Betta get back to your school …
I should Goby more productive, but this is my Sole entertainment right now.
Jen Aside
TACOS HAPPENED
Disloyal Subject
Damn it
The Mexican place doesn’t open for another few hours, and I’m already late for predawn classes. Taco Bell needs to start selling fish tacos already.
RavensLand
Tacos, this chick has priorities. I can dig it.
Mr. Random
THE BAD THING HAPPENED! LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT THE BAD THING!
Yotomoe
Hey. He has a name. It’s DANNY.
Mitsukara
Danny is so bad that he gets blamed for his evil clone, Ryan!
Which was created when Danny made a desperate soul-pact with the Trucklords so as to redirect their wrath.
Kelly
Eh? Is this like “One More Day”? Man I hate that, even without reading it! What was Marvel thinking?
Plasma Mongoose
I wonder if Becky has a thing for ‘tacos’ too, hmmmmmm…
The_Bionic_Doctor
Ah Yisss
grantimusmaximus
Mothafuckin taco crumbs.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
Becky…put your eyebrows back on, young lady; now.
AgentKeen