Somewhere, Becky’s ears prick up, she immediately stops work on the large wooden box she was propping up with a stick with a textbook for bait, and her eyes narrow. A new challenger has appeared.
I mean… you’re not wrong. Becky seems to at least be partly worried that Dorothy is going to seduce Joyce.
Joe… actually might.
Speaking of Joe… wait, was HE the role model she mentioned yesterday?
Admittedly, I’m not sure how exactly…
I think she’d be less bothered by Joyce being seduced by a guy – assuming Joyce was happy with it. That’s confirmation that Joyce is straight and her lack of romantic interest in Becky isn’t personal.
That said, I think she’s more bothered by Dorothy’s best friend status than seduction.
a/snow/mous/e
> confirmation that Joyce is straight
I think it only eliminates 7 on the Kinsey scale.
thejeff
Fair, but I’m speaking from Becky’s viewpoint.
“reinforcement” might be better.
is it really a surprise? even with the trouble he got into with the ‘do list’ Joe’s whole approach has been “it’s on the packaging”. He answers her honestly even when it’s not tactful, he listens to her.
lemme repeat that last bit for you;
HE LISTENS TO HER. not to who he thinks she should be, not to who he imagines she is, he listens to HER.
I dunno even this cursing feels kinda performative to be honest.
Spencer
It’s performative in the sense that Joyce wouldn’t otherwise engage with it, but she’s doing it now because she wants to sound cool around Liz.
It’s different than her lashing out at Joe because he questioned her identity so she went all in like “I will say the penis word because God isn’t real and neither is anything I believed in!”
It’s like, Joyce choosing to let go of something, if only for a day, versus throwing everything out all at once out of aggressive, nihilistic backlash not just towards her faith, but towards the person she used to be, and that person is someone Joe understood was still great.
thebingelord
This is really insightful and I just wanted to say that 🙂
Also also: a part of me expects this to end badly. The other, main part of me presently riding a ship to see wants this to go really well to surprise Sarah.
I mean if a girl asks if you want to hook up and you do indeed want to hook up, I don’t know why agreeing to a hook up would be particularly “shitty”. (Lord knows I wouldn’t be able to turn down Liz <3)
I feel like Joe doing that would not be “wrong”, per se, they are both adults, I believe, but it’d have a lot of collateral damage between Joyce and Sarah alike. It’s not worth it.
He Who Abides
Considering that Sarah kicked Joe’s door open waving a bat and threatening to kill him a few chapters ago, I feel precious fuck-all in the way of sympathy for her if any of that damage occurs.
Spencer
But he explicitly offered himself as a hate receptacle.
It starts to become shitty if you know your friend’s feelings will be hurt. And Joe has had a lot of sex, this one last encounter isn’t going to be life-changing to him.
Sarah, deep down inside, does genuinely care about Joyce. And therefore, cares that Joyce doesn’t go hide under a rock in embarassment after her brain catches up to her liberal swearing around Becky.
“Well, it started badly and it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that, excellent.” – Blackadder IV
165 thoughts on “Good energy”
Ana Chronistic
LOOK SARAH YOU ASKED
Doctor_Who
Somewhere, Becky’s ears prick up, she immediately stops work on the large wooden box she was propping up with a stick with a textbook for bait, and her eyes narrow. A new challenger has appeared.
Sirksome
Joe’s life expectancy has dropped considerably. Especially since Becky already greatly dislikes him.
Spencer
Becky was so focused on Dorothy she could never conceive the arrival of her true enemy.
Rose by Any Other Name
I mean… you’re not wrong. Becky seems to at least be partly worried that Dorothy is going to seduce Joyce.
Joe… actually might.
Speaking of Joe… wait, was HE the role model she mentioned yesterday?
Admittedly, I’m not sure how exactly…
RacingTurtle
Yesterday, it was Sarah. I am 99.7% sure.
Spencer
It was Sarah yeah. Joyce was so rueful because Sarah keeps falling back into grumpy pissgoblin mode.
Which come to think of it, that “I know you can be better” mindset is what she applies to Joe.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Secon~~~ Thirded.
thejeff
I think she’d be less bothered by Joyce being seduced by a guy – assuming Joyce was happy with it. That’s confirmation that Joyce is straight and her lack of romantic interest in Becky isn’t personal.
That said, I think she’s more bothered by Dorothy’s best friend status than seduction.
a/snow/mous/e
> confirmation that Joyce is straight
I think it only eliminates 7 on the Kinsey scale.
thejeff
Fair, but I’m speaking from Becky’s viewpoint.
“reinforcement” might be better.
Daniel M Ball
is it really a surprise? even with the trouble he got into with the ‘do list’ Joe’s whole approach has been “it’s on the packaging”. He answers her honestly even when it’s not tactful, he listens to her.
lemme repeat that last bit for you;
HE LISTENS TO HER. not to who he thinks she should be, not to who he imagines she is, he listens to HER.
Thag Simmons
This is an excellent plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong
UrsulaDavina
The logic behind this plan is sound, if Liz hooks up with Joe she can’t hook up with Dorothy, some 4D chess going on here.
RassilonTDavros
The possible motive you’re suggesting had crossed my mind.
Bladeglory
And then she just hooks up with both. You underestimate her powers.
Jon
Are you questioning the success rate of Joyce’s sitcom-level lie schemes?
Thag Simmons
She’s been surprisingly successful with them, but that doesn’t mean they’ve actually succeeded.
James
I guess 0% is technically still a rate.
Clif
This will go well. While all kinds of things could go wrong, it is an excellent plan.
What’s the worst that could happen?
milu
What are the haps, my friend?
Decidedly Orthogonal
A hockey team in Quebec.
Oh wait… “The Haps” not Habs. Je ne sais pas.
Reltzik
I unreservedly endorse it.
Svankensen
Didn’t Joe say that he hated seeing Joyce curse? That’s a low blow.
Kyrik Michalowski
Joe deserves it.
Spencer
He didn’t like her cursing out of a belief that nothing mattered. If Joyce was swearing because she wanted, like she is now, that’d be different.
Yotomoe
I dunno even this cursing feels kinda performative to be honest.
Spencer
It’s performative in the sense that Joyce wouldn’t otherwise engage with it, but she’s doing it now because she wants to sound cool around Liz.
It’s different than her lashing out at Joe because he questioned her identity so she went all in like “I will say the penis word because God isn’t real and neither is anything I believed in!”
It’s like, Joyce choosing to let go of something, if only for a day, versus throwing everything out all at once out of aggressive, nihilistic backlash not just towards her faith, but towards the person she used to be, and that person is someone Joe understood was still great.
thebingelord
This is really insightful and I just wanted to say that 🙂
DailyBrad
Yeah, he’s mostly against the cursing when she’s forcing it. I don’t think it’s a categoric dislike.
Regalli
*Gets popcorn*
Decidedly Orthogonal
Popcorn? I just want someone to give Joyce a hug and tell her it wi be ok.
Mr. Random
Sarah, you’re trying to trap an extrovert by saying certain friends aren’t appropriate in this mindset.
It was never going to end well.
RassilonTDavros
…wait, is panel 2 Sarah implying that Joyce has dropped f-bombs offscreen that we never saw? WE’VE BEEN ROBBED
Kyrik Michalowski
If people on Patreon get to see Joyce’s f-bombs and we didn’t I’m going to be extremely disappointed.
Spencer
It’s in the secret $10 tier.
thejeff
That’s also the secret tier that lets you read two days ahead, right?
Spencer
No that’s the $20 tier.
That one spins off into the AU series, Ultimate Dumbing of Age.
Thag Simmons
I thought that was Dumbing Age, the high fantasy AU
ktbear
Of course, not being on Patreon you’ll never know. *evil giggle*
Carla's #2 Fan
I know I said I was okay with Liz and Joe meeting, but I change my mind now!
Doctor_Who
And the Monkey’s Paw curls another finger.
Carla's #2 Fan
Oh, it certainly wasn’t a wish for them to meet, I just thought I wouldn’t be vehemently against it if they did.
Deanatay
Random Fan: How bad could this pairing be?
*Willis grins evilly*
Clif
Too late.
Josh Spicer
Best part is an iota of that isn’t wrong.
Also: Joe!
Also also: a part of me expects this to end badly. The other, main part of me presently riding a ship to see wants this to go really well to surprise Sarah.
Sirksome
Somewhere out there Becky has sensed a great disturbance in the force!
Johan
Well hopefully Joe turns Liz down. He’s be doing so well to not be shitty.
But I’m a Joe Joyce shipper…
Yotomoe
I mean if a girl asks if you want to hook up and you do indeed want to hook up, I don’t know why agreeing to a hook up would be particularly “shitty”. (Lord knows I wouldn’t be able to turn down Liz <3)
DailyBrad
I feel like Joe doing that would not be “wrong”, per se, they are both adults, I believe, but it’d have a lot of collateral damage between Joyce and Sarah alike. It’s not worth it.
He Who Abides
Considering that Sarah kicked Joe’s door open waving a bat and threatening to kill him a few chapters ago, I feel precious fuck-all in the way of sympathy for her if any of that damage occurs.
Spencer
But he explicitly offered himself as a hate receptacle.
Alex
It starts to become shitty if you know your friend’s feelings will be hurt. And Joe has had a lot of sex, this one last encounter isn’t going to be life-changing to him.
thejeff
It’s not shitty in the abstract, but it’s potential damage to whatever it is he’s got going on with Joyce.
Of course, he’s likely to do it partly to sabotage whatever that is.
Spencer
It’s probably not gonna outright happen buuuuuut I have no doubt it’ll get brought up.
StClair
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Kyrik Michalowski
Personally, I would have railroaded Joyce into saying all that in front of Becky and Dorothy. The fireworks display would have been fantastic.
Just me? Anyone else?
Regalli
Sarah, deep down inside, does genuinely care about Joyce. And therefore, cares that Joyce doesn’t go hide under a rock in embarassment after her brain catches up to her liberal swearing around Becky.
bleepbloop
Oh this is not going to end very well
Jamie
Did it START very well?
Clif
This will end as well as it started.
Tawnee
“Well, it started badly and it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that, excellent.” – Blackadder IV
thejeff
This is going to get worse before it gets worse.
TemporalShrew
Yep, this seems good and fine.
Yep.
Yep.
Stephen Bierce
Nuclear reactor fuel rod, meet nuclear reactor fuel rod.
King Daniel
It’s okay, so long as we don’t pull out all the control rods at once.
Dana
Joe strikes me as one who uses protection rather than pulling out.
He Who Abides
Maybe he does both.
King Daniel
Well of course, a neutron moderator is a critical component.
Thag Simmons
3.6 roentgen, not great not terrible.
Deviant