Oh, and practically all other people have crotch shots instead of butt shots. And the one person we see from behind gets their butt covered by AG’s speech bubble.
as an RA for 4 years I can say dry erase markers work to remove permanent marker from white boards
Random832
Not this again. Before the argument starts up, can we agree to compromise and say that maybe it works sometimes, on some types of permanent marker (and are you sure it wasn’t wet erase marker rather than permanent?), on some types of whiteboards, not necessarily well.
I HAVE NO OPINION OF HOW MARKERS MAY OR MAY NOT BE REMOVED FROM VARIOUS SURFACES!!!!!
*Slowly backs towards emergency exit without stopping smiling, without blinking.*
Anon-ish
It works on all that I’ve tried with the exception of the whiteboards that had their protective overlay stripped off (usually by too much Windex or cleaners that aren’t whiteboard cleaners)
Clif
If all else fails you can always use a sandblaster.
“I can’t tell if that’s a joke or not” is a pretty good slogan for most of the internet in general.
butting
Didn’t they play at the Bronze that time?
Cybersnark
*quietly adds Anthony Head to the list of actors I want to see play Alfred*
Undrave
How could you tell? He’s BATMAN! You’re not gonna see him until he WANTS you to see him (and shit your pants in fear).
SgtWadeyWilson
Just like Angelus! Who has an alternate persona as Angel(and technically Liam, but…) who is later a dark, brooding vigilante in a corrupt city. Plus he gets an endless supply of goofy sidekicks that go dark by the time they’re ready to fight evil alone, and a sweet black car. Works at nights…
HeySo
Becomes rich and the head of a company..
I think you’re on to something, here.
Deanatay
Backed by seemingly infinite amounts of money and tech – yep, looking more like the Caped Crusader every minute!
Cybersnark
Can go from “badass monster” to “harmless buffoon” and back in seconds.
Ego and guilt complexes go hand in hand. It takes a certain amount of ego to believe everything is your fault, that you are that important and influential.
It can also be the result of years and years of being told everything is your fault. No ego, just a lot of guilt and shame over things that had nothing to do with you.
HeySo
Yep. In that case it’s not about ego, it’s about lack of ego combined with misplaced trust in others.
GhostWriterL
I dunno… could there be such thing as “negative ego”? Kind of like how there’s negative numbers?
I mean, negative numbers denote that space/amount is being depleted/taken, but it’s still an amount. 1 would correlate to a positive unit of 1, whereas -1 would correlate to a negative unit of 1. That sort of thing.
If the perfect ‘normal’ ego is 0, then a positive ego would imply a person feels like they have control over their life and influence over situations. Too high of a positive and the person can be classified as narcissistic, spoiled, and just in general feeling like they not only do have control over everything, but it is divinely ordained that they do or they otherwise ‘deserve’ to have that power. Negative ego would be someone feeling like they don’t have much control over anything other than that maybe their presence invokes things to happen that they are responsible for regardless of their wants or intentions.
Sam
If there isn’t such a thing as a negative ego we should make it a thing as that actually makes sense to me.
Neeks
That sounds like “learned helplessness” to me
AutoButt
The words you’re looking for is agency and self-esteem.
It’s possible to have a huge ego, feel you lave little agency, and think badly of yourself.
While they are all things that affect our psyche, they are not one in the same.
So it’d basically be like the first Kickass film, but with all the killing replaced with similarly violent and over-the-top sex scenes?
..actually, I think that’d probably do quite well for itself. It’d basically an ironic, absurdist version of what many people watch the GoT TV show for. 😛
We don’t talk about kickass 2..
Barf Ninjason
Maximum avatar/name/text harmony achieved.
Bring on the hateful Sapphic butts, and point them out immediately.
SgtWadeyWilson
Something something TARDIS joke! Blah, blah, blah. I’d like to order one running gag with staying power and subtlety.
butts
Comments threads don’t really do that well with running jokes, in general.
A lot of that is JJ Jameson’s fault. On first meeting him a lot of other heroes assumed he was a bad guy cause they read one to many Daily Bugle headlines
551 thoughts on “Cocked”
Ana Chronistic
“Here’s mah Change.org petition to blast rapists and BLM-murderers what got off with a slap onna wrist inta tha fuckin’ sun”
DarkoNeko
Sal, trusting online petition, hahaha. no.
Ana Chronistic
“It’s ironic or some shit”
Kyle
⸮
ety
¿
Clif
I’m just hoping the notion of personal responsibility gets through to Sal.
Sionyx
Don’t care about odds, SIGNING!
Orion Fury
You know, I was half-expecting a link there.
butts
Oh, jeez, maybe some character development after all!
Emperor Norton II
Not only that, but AG’s cape is covering her butt entirely.
Is there no end to your pain?!?
Emperor Norton II
Oh, and practically all other people have crotch shots instead of butt shots. And the one person we see from behind gets their butt covered by AG’s speech bubble.
Bagge
I think she should draw a lot of dicks on stuff.
inqntrol
The return of the Whiteboard Dingdong Bandit.
Caleb Archambault
as an RA for 4 years I can say dry erase markers work to remove permanent marker from white boards
Random832
Not this again. Before the argument starts up, can we agree to compromise and say that maybe it works sometimes, on some types of permanent marker (and are you sure it wasn’t wet erase marker rather than permanent?), on some types of whiteboards, not necessarily well.
Bagge
I HAVE NO OPINION OF HOW MARKERS MAY OR MAY NOT BE REMOVED FROM VARIOUS SURFACES!!!!!
*Slowly backs towards emergency exit without stopping smiling, without blinking.*
Anon-ish
It works on all that I’ve tried with the exception of the whiteboards that had their protective overlay stripped off (usually by too much Windex or cleaners that aren’t whiteboard cleaners)
Clif
If all else fails you can always use a sandblaster.
Doctor_Who
Like Batman branding criminals in BVS, Amazi-Girl draws dicks on them. With permanent marker.
Tan
I assure you that Batman was never in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
CommunistCanada
I can’t tell if that’s a joke or not. . .
DSL
That should be the forum’s official slogan.
ety
“I can’t tell if that’s a joke or not” is a pretty good slogan for most of the internet in general.
butting
Didn’t they play at the Bronze that time?
Cybersnark
*quietly adds Anthony Head to the list of actors I want to see play Alfred*
Undrave
How could you tell? He’s BATMAN! You’re not gonna see him until he WANTS you to see him (and shit your pants in fear).
SgtWadeyWilson
Just like Angelus! Who has an alternate persona as Angel(and technically Liam, but…) who is later a dark, brooding vigilante in a corrupt city. Plus he gets an endless supply of goofy sidekicks that go dark by the time they’re ready to fight evil alone, and a sweet black car. Works at nights…
HeySo
Becomes rich and the head of a company..
I think you’re on to something, here.
Deanatay
Backed by seemingly infinite amounts of money and tech – yep, looking more like the Caped Crusader every minute!
Cybersnark
Can go from “badass monster” to “harmless buffoon” and back in seconds.
Ragingagnostic
He’s not Batman. He’s the Dark Avenger.
SgtWadeyWilson
Plus: low rats!
Foxhack
She carries a ring with a dingdong branded on it. And leaves her mark like The Phantom.
You know, the comic strip character? Had a movie with Billy Zane? Defenders of the Earth?
Anyone? No?
Doctor_Who
Defenders of the Earth! (Defenders…)
Fun fact, Stan Lee wrote that theme song.
Bagge
The Phantom is BIG in Sweden. And New Zeeland, apparently.
Agemegos
And Australia, or used to be.
Bagge
Huh, the more you know!
“The Phantom has a thousand ears and a thousand eyes.” Old jungle saying.
Bagge
Because of the huge Swedish market there are quite a few adventures written by Swedes and taking place here. Not bad for an African super hero.
My favorit is when he meets Carl con Linnaeus.
Foxhack
I read that as Carne con Linnaeus.
Bagge
It SHOULD have been VON Linnaeus, but I like your version too!
hitchhiker
and india!
Willoughby Chase
Tattoo a dick on his forehead?
Woobie
That was Luthor, wasn’t it?
AnvilPro
Burn.
AngelBadman
Yep and it is about time.
Idontcarenomore
That is one huge guilt complex, or ego?
Skater Girl (@syleegrrl)
Ego and guilt complexes go hand in hand. It takes a certain amount of ego to believe everything is your fault, that you are that important and influential.
DSL
For some folks, assumed guilt is a way of maintaining the illusion you’re actually in any semblance of control over your circumstances.
Kitty
It can also be the result of years and years of being told everything is your fault. No ego, just a lot of guilt and shame over things that had nothing to do with you.
HeySo
Yep. In that case it’s not about ego, it’s about lack of ego combined with misplaced trust in others.
GhostWriterL
I dunno… could there be such thing as “negative ego”? Kind of like how there’s negative numbers?
I mean, negative numbers denote that space/amount is being depleted/taken, but it’s still an amount. 1 would correlate to a positive unit of 1, whereas -1 would correlate to a negative unit of 1. That sort of thing.
If the perfect ‘normal’ ego is 0, then a positive ego would imply a person feels like they have control over their life and influence over situations. Too high of a positive and the person can be classified as narcissistic, spoiled, and just in general feeling like they not only do have control over everything, but it is divinely ordained that they do or they otherwise ‘deserve’ to have that power. Negative ego would be someone feeling like they don’t have much control over anything other than that maybe their presence invokes things to happen that they are responsible for regardless of their wants or intentions.
Sam
If there isn’t such a thing as a negative ego we should make it a thing as that actually makes sense to me.
Neeks
That sounds like “learned helplessness” to me
AutoButt
The words you’re looking for is agency and self-esteem.
It’s possible to have a huge ego, feel you lave little agency, and think badly of yourself.
While they are all things that affect our psyche, they are not one in the same.
Tigsberg
“Pride is not the opposite of shame, but it’s source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.”
-General Iroh
Train Moblin
Sal, you fool! Do you know what happens when Amazi-Girl goes off FULLY COCKED!?
Train Moblin
*Engage Slipshine*
butts
‘s what I keep saying. Sal and Amber Pound Each Other in the Most Sapphic of Hatefucks. Let’s go let’s go.
Dandi_Andi
Amazi-Girl and Sal: Infinite Hatefuck
The musical.
DarkoNeko
the butts musical
HeySo
So it’d basically be like the first Kickass film, but with all the killing replaced with similarly violent and over-the-top sex scenes?
..actually, I think that’d probably do quite well for itself. It’d basically an ironic, absurdist version of what many people watch the GoT TV show for. 😛
We don’t talk about kickass 2..Barf Ninjason
Maximum avatar/name/text harmony achieved.
Bring on the hateful Sapphic butts, and point them out immediately.
SgtWadeyWilson
Something something TARDIS joke! Blah, blah, blah. I’d like to order one running gag with staying power and subtlety.
butts
Comments threads don’t really do that well with running jokes, in general.
…
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.
DarkoNeko
Ask Danny.
Baronbrian
No but we all know she has the condoms for it.
Embraceevil
Oo a fellow ghostp fan (train moblin)
Achallenger
oooh i get it, they didn t have to fight cause this wasn’t a crossover.
HeySo
Also because Spider-Man isn’t involved.
As I recall, Spider-Man ended up throwing down with just about everyone he encountered. :’P
MutantSentry
A lot of that is JJ Jameson’s fault. On first meeting him a lot of other heroes assumed he was a bad guy cause they read one to many Daily Bugle headlines
Wyze
“According to protocol, this is the part where we fight. But that seems inane, predictable, and a waste of resources. So let’s not, and say we did.”
– Spider-Man, Spider-Man 2099 Meets Spider-Man
Wheelpath
Hooo, my body is so ready for this
Mr. Mendo
They should team up with some baseball bats and go Office Space on him! ^_^
Cholma