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75 thoughts on “Fields”
Ana Chronistic
“They will love you if I have to KILL THEM”
Rose by Any Other Name
… I have never found Ruth so hot as I do in panel 2.
That grin does things for me. So… so many things. To bad Billie is missing the sexy smile. Real pity.
Chris Phoenix
And when push comes to shove, I will remove your legs and scatter them to remind you of our love. Ya da da da da…
Cholma
Ruth is a big fan of King George; that’s where she gets her cues from:
“And when push comes to shove
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!”
Cholma
Yikes. My reading comprehension of previous comments is “No Bueno”. (really could use an “edit” or “delete comment” option that’s active for a minute or two after posting)
Rose by Any Other Name
When I read “Ya da da da da” I was like “Some legends are told, some turn to dust or to gold, but you will remember me – remember me for centuries!”
Me and accidental lyrics, man. I just can’t not complete the lyric.
Unless you were intentionally referencing Fall Out Boy?
clif
In other topics, I selfishly love the name reversion, but only because it saves me from having to remember that you are really you.
Rose by Any Other Name
Name reversion?
Cholma
(the song is “You’ll Be Back”, sung by King George in “Hamilton”)
Needfuldoer
Even if it’s not a good idea?
Nono
Plot twist: Billie has been dead for months and Ruth has just been propping up her corpse, talking to herself.
Doctor_Who
Lucy somehow still finds them adorable.
clif
Don’t ask me. I’m still having my mind blown by the alt-text’s implication that panel 2 and panel 6 are both Ruth being happy.
Needfuldoer
Weekend at Billie’s?
Geneseepaws
Dead again, Billie?
King Daniel
Their scattered legs will be lacking femurs.
Jhon
‘Femurs scattered across separate fields’
Works for me.
shadowcell
Dumbing of Age Book 10: Expect to Find Your Legs Scattered Across Separate Fields
Stephen Bierce
*plays Sting’s “Fields of Gold” on the hacked Muzak*
BBCC
I mean, hey, not your charges, not your problem, right? Chloe can’t object to that, right?
DailyBrad
I have to wonder a bit what Billie really wants out of her floormates. Does she want friends? She certainly lost interest in admirers, given the cost, and because it reminded her of her highschool problems.
I know we likely won’t, but it’d be kind of interesting to see what Alice is up to these days.
Nono
I don’t think she wants anything from them anymore. She just wants Ruth and she wants to be kept away from people that she thinks she could ruin because of her low self-esteem.
Sam
She doesn’t want anything from them any more. She wanted them as admirers before when she just wanted to repeat the past but she’d have been perfectly I guess… content would be the most fitting word, with this completely driving them all away. I don’t think Alice is doing anything interesting, probably just hanging out and going to classes and avoiding all drama.
Billie doesn’t really seek out friends though and I doubt she is looking to actually make friends. She just wanted to sever everything to stop the toxic relationships she had with them.
Dara
“I say! What a wonderful girlfriend, she’s so violent!”
Zor
I know, right? Threatening dismemberment of those who mock you is total relationship goals
Zor
Jokingly, of course (dismemberment is bad [dooooo iiiiiiit])
Geneseepaws
Oh, I see, you mean it’s bad for the victims.
Yotomoe
I mean violent girls are one of my turn-ons. There’s probably a good reason I’m single 😛
StClair
I never thought I could handle
A girl with guns
Let me tell you, you can bet that
I’m not the only one
Stand tall, don’t think small
Don’t get your back against the wall
Shoot straight, don’t wait
To fire away…
Punaparta
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1511003-touhou-project-%E6%9D%B1%E6%96%B9project
Yotomoe
She knows what’s up. That’s the dream girl right there.
StClair
For what it’s worth, I don’t think Lucy will need any (further) encouragement.
Keulen
DoA Book 10: Expect To Find Their Legs Scattered Across Separate Fields
Keulen
Damn it, I got beaten to it.
clif
Look closer. Yours meets the criterion.
clif
Shadowcell improved upon what was there.
Bryy
This is gonna end well.
clif
If by well, you mean with femers harvested, then what can I do but agree?
Meagan
This would make me feel crappy because I’d take this as “People don’t like me unless my girlfriend threatens them, and that’s not really them liking me ” Or even worse, “my girlfriend doesn’t even believe anyone will like me unless she threatens them.”
jeffepp
“Let’s go down to the infirmary for some yummy antidepressants.”
Needfuldoer
I can’t help but picture this as one of those corny double feature intermission cartoons.
Suitora
She drank some number of comics ago, that’s like a day or 2 ago in DoA time, right?
King Daniel
Each chapter is a day, so how many chapters ago was that?
thejeff
It was two days ago during “Vote for Robin” that she formally gave up alcohol after Ruth came to the bar to drink with her. I don’t think Billie actually drank then, but she’d came back drunk the previous night and interrupted Walky and Lucy’s movie night.
Happilychaotic
“You are worthy of love as a human being… Now, FEMURS! “
Bicycle Bill
That’s the femur-fiend we’ve come to know and love.
abysswatcher1993
Integrivact is already working! Run folks, run!
Slartibeast Button, BIA
NOW we see the violence inherent in the system!
clif
Calling it now. In strip after strip, Billie’s head sinks ever deeper into the bed.
Eventually she comes out the bottom of the bed.
Yotomoe
This Dorm has people in it.
Geneseepaws
“Children of the Dorm”? “The haunting of Forest House”?
Singing: 15 femurs at the foot of my bed,
Yohoho and a bottle of Zoloft,
Rip out the femurs and hit them in the head!
Yohoho and a Terrified Frosh!
Screaming froshies, running from our love nest,
Yohoho and a bottle of Prozac,
Their terrified faces thrill me the best,
Yohoho, and
…Billie came back, … please.
Needfuldoer
She’ll end up burrowing deeper and deeper, eventually popping up in Amber’s room in the nick of time to interrupt “study” time. She’ll wonder if she should’ve taken the left at Albacoikey.
Kensou
And ZZ Top’s “She’s Got Legs” plays in my head.
Shane
Unhealthy relationships maybe should end.
It’s like a forest fire, burns away the deadwood.
New trees can grow if they want to.
Charlotte
Right now I don’t think it’s unhealthy, although it certainly has been in the past. The last interactions between the two have seemed healthy. I think this relationship can help both Billie and Ruth grow.
thejeff
They are both unhealthy. In that sense, any relationship they were in would be unhealthy. Beyond that, I don’t think the relationship is that bad.
BenRG
Ruth… Just check to make sure Billie is still breathing, okay? She’s been quiet and face down for a bit too long.
thejeff
I think she’s just muffling laughter at Ruth’s increasingly extreme reactions.
Callid13
That was my feeling too, especially because we don’t get any sign of movement whatsoever 😡
Sunny
The shadow in Billie’s ear changes a little between panels 3 and 5, those two strands of hair are in a slightly different position, the pillow looks a little different, and the way the light reflects off her ponytail changes as well. Billie’s alive and moving, just not very much.
Yotomoe
Billie actually fell asleep. Ruth is talking to herself here.
DarkoNeko
…y’know, that makes more sense than I’m willing to admit
Bagge
Ooooooor, remind Billie that you think she is cool, and that hitching her self-esteem to a weird cargo-cult is maybe not in her best interest.
thejeff
Right. Like Billie’s going to believe anything that ridiculous.
Rabisch
For me. This sounds like a reasonable deal. Billie is clearly happy of Ruth’s declaration.
Geneseepaws
To DYWillis:: Damnitall Dave. How the frack am I supposed to read the comments with so many thrice-damned Ninjas cutting onions at my breakfast table. I can’t see anything, no words, … nowt But blurry red, red, black, red, black, red. Damn ninjas, damn ginzu knifes, and their damn onions. Damnitall.
DarkoNeko
That’s fair.
Icalasari
Ah, so she upgraded from femurs to entire legs
Charlotte
Aww, Billie. I thought she was doing so well there, before. 🙁
Dracke
i think billie is asleep
Liza