Can’t wait to see how those club meetings will go.
Ruth: I declare this Anarchy club m-
Sal: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Billie: ANARCHY!
Ruth: meeting o-
Billie: I’m not as drunk as you think I am. Wait.
Sal: See y’alls later. *jumps out window*
There there, baby pieman. *pats pieman’s back*
Pieman: Buuuuuuuuuuuurp!
Me: Great, now I’m deaf in one ear. What’s the hearing equivalent of a monocle? A hearing aid with a top hat or something?
I think the idea is that Ruth will keep watch on Billie. Since Ruth talked about quitting together, I thought it implied that if Billie kept watch over her, she’d keep watch over Billie.
I was an RA. We had spare keys to every room in the building, in case someone locked themselves out, went home for the weekend and didn’t turn off their alarm clock, etc.
Even if she doesn’t have a copy of billie’s key or something, she just told us that she doesn’t need a key, because she can lockpick Billie’s door every time she wants
Ruth is actually a future version of the doctor. She is both female and ginger. everyone is happy.
She doesn’t even need a key to her own room because she just uses the sonic screwdriver.
Someone figure out a way that Ruth uses the psychic paper because i fricking love the psychic paper.
I can totally picture a fanfic/fanart based on this… Billie walks into room. Ruth has headphones on, at computer enthralled in whatever she’s doing. Billie goes to sneak up on her… until she glimpses the screen and hears … Imma stop here
Discussion (270) - “Key”
AHR
D’awwwwww they lurv each other
Lumino
Sexy tiems?
AHR
More like fluffy tiems.
ADHadh
Sexy fluffy tiems?
Josh
Do want.
Crimson Doom
Ruth avatar = fitting.
Kirt Dankmyer
This sequence really shouldn’t be hot, yet it is. 🙂
ALLxISxGONE
I guess it just cant be helped… wait waht?
Lord Geovanni
They’re in lesbians with each other
Halloween Jack
aww yiss
Mr. Random
Awwww bonding through shared love of disdain for authority.
JBO
Soon Sal is gonna want to get in on that.
Heavensrun
. . . I’ll be in my bunk.
BigMadDraco
It’s the Aslan gavatar that really sells it.
Tachyon
And here I thought Firefly’s Jayne grew a beard. And a mane.
Drunken Nordmann
A beardier beard?
NightmareWarden
Silly Nordmann, Beards can’t grow beards!
…
They grow moustaches!
Jenny Creed
Can’t wait to see how those club meetings will go.
Ruth: I declare this Anarchy club m-
Sal: YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Billie: ANARCHY!
Ruth: meeting o-
Billie: I’m not as drunk as you think I am. Wait.
Sal: See y’alls later. *jumps out window*
Crimson Doom
And then, for the heck of it:
“You wanna know how I got these scars?”
And then:
“CHIMICHANGAS!”
piemanpie24
Am I smiling? What? No. This is just gas. Willis isn’t making me emotional.
NightmareWarden
There there, baby pieman. *pats pieman’s back*
Pieman: Buuuuuuuuuuuurp!
Me: Great, now I’m deaf in one ear. What’s the hearing equivalent of a monocle? A hearing aid with a top hat or something?
Zakrael
Ear Trumpet, my good fellow. Stylish, sophisticated, and incredibly collectible.
NightmareWarden
That is a brilliant idea! Now I can proceed with my plans. Mua-ha-haaa!
piemanpie24
Little known fact; Hearts Boxcars collects ear trumpets.
Viredae
Oh yeah, I got real teary-eyed on that last panel.
Ivan
you mean WET
EvergreenFir
Not quite the sexy I was hoping for, but it has potential.
Yotomoe
Just try to force the last panel into inuendo.
EvergreenFir
A baby’s sneeze could push that panel into innuendo.
Yotomoe
But it would be a very adorable way to do so.
Crotonhurst
Um…Chastity belt removal? Damnit my mind went straight to men in tights.
6Qubed
More like nimble fingers, if you know what I mean. Eh? Eh?
(I mean handjobs.)
Izzy
Call the royal locksmith!
Jenny Creed
She taught her to pick the lock. . .to her heart.
In her pants.
Her heart in her pants.
NightmareWarden
You know what they say, the fastest way to a woman’s heart is through her pants!
…
So you’d better learn how to iron pants.
Starscreamer
I always heard it was through her rib cage…but mama always said Mr. Krueger was a little off…
DanMan9820
Now kiss.
ReFlex76
Touch . . . touch boobs.
Resne
Dat sexual tension.
Regalli
… That may well be the first legitimately cute moment these two have had together. This universe, anyway.
Yay!
saltchocolate
Both smiling in the same panel!
Super Duper
The universe is about to implode!
Wonder Wig
Awww It’s the key to her heart/TARDIS.
Plasma Mongoose
Are you suggesting hat her heart is bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.
nothri
All we really know is that Ruth’s heart grew three sizes today.
Which is why she’s in danger of a heart attack.
Wonder Wig
Cardiomegaly is a serious issue. Claiming the lives of 7 grinches per year.
EvergreenFir
viral cardiomegaly?
6Qubed
Wig might be suggesting that Ruth has a blue bOH GOD WHY IS IT BLUE?!
ninja_jesus
Sexual frustration, maybe?
Aaron S.
But… who’s going to hold Billie responsible? Really, no jokes here. She’s just as likely as Ruth to fall off the wagon.
Hythrain
I think the idea is that Ruth will keep watch on Billie. Since Ruth talked about quitting together, I thought it implied that if Billie kept watch over her, she’d keep watch over Billie.
marr
I am guessing the RA can get into any room she wants to.
partinobodycular
I was an RA. We had spare keys to every room in the building, in case someone locked themselves out, went home for the weekend and didn’t turn off their alarm clock, etc.
ICSM
Ruth.
Even if she doesn’t have a copy of billie’s key or something, she just told us that she doesn’t need a key, because she can lockpick Billie’s door every time she wants
Glib
Sexitiems imminent
Doctor_Who
Bah. Ruth’s door lock is only Adept level. Billie can handle it, with just a couple of picks.
Why yes, I did recently download Skyrim Legendary Edition, how did you ever guess?
Mr. Random
She’d only need one if she’s at 100. But Billie would never pick so many locks. It’d be an invasion of privacy.
Dorky
Ruth is actually a future version of the doctor. She is both female and ginger. everyone is happy.
She doesn’t even need a key to her own room because she just uses the sonic screwdriver.
Someone figure out a way that Ruth uses the psychic paper because i fricking love the psychic paper.
Doctor_Who
It’s her fake ID.
Ghostforge
love this!^
ninja_jesus
But is her sneak skill high enough to avoid detection?
John
Givin’ her a key to your place already?
Yotomoe
Well they did already make out.
Luzahn
Considering the look of Ruth as she says that last line, I think we’ve found Amazi-girl’s supervillains.
John
In this issue: Amazi-Girl vs. Ruthless and the Alpha bongo!
ninja_jesus
Holy shit, Ruthless and the Alpha bongo sound like a great super-villain duo.
Taigan
“…and if you want you can check on me before bed. And during the night. In fact, I’d probably be easier if you just stayed over.” <3
Yeah, but I can dream.
EvergreenFir
I can totally picture a fanfic/fanart based on this… Billie walks into room. Ruth has headphones on, at computer enthralled in whatever she’s doing. Billie goes to sneak up on her… until she glimpses the screen and hears … Imma stop here
Yotomoe