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It's a new storyline, y'all!
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187 thoughts on “Wakey-wakey”
Ana Chronistic
CADBURY CREME EGG CEREAL
regrets imminent
ValdVin
Robin shouldn’t be allowed to do the food shopping for this home.
Actually, let’s just figure out what Robin should be allowed to do.
Doctor_Who
I feel like when she was sitting on Leslie’s couch and watching Steven Universe, she’d really found her niche.
Maybe someone will pay her for that.
MM
At some point, maybe Becky will introduce her to vlogging.
butts
Robin finds a new passion, leaves Congress to become a full-time Twitch streamer
Doctor_Who
Not gonna lie, I would subscribe.
butts
well her antics are a hell of a lot funnier when she’s not an elected member of congress
DailyBrad
If she goes back to doing it pantsless, yeah, a lot of people would pay for that.
motorfirebox
She can probably be trusted to put her own pants on, in a controlled setting. Most of the time.
Shade
Some things never change.
Needfuldoer
Wouldn’t it be Screme egg cereal, since it’s October?
Charlie Spencer
Are Creme Eggs available year round now? I thought they were an Easter thing. If so, those are gonna be kinda stale.
BarerMender
It isn’t cereal. It’s wrapped creme eggs. It’s candy. And I hope Becky doesn’t have a blood sugar problem.
Needfuldoer
… That is correct.
Cadbury Screme Egg Cereal is the Halloween version, made with Cadbury Screme Egg candies instead of the regular kind.
Plasma Mongoose
It also exists in a chocolate block form.
https://www.bigw.com.au/product/cadbury-dairy-milk-creme-egg-block-180g/p/818969/
David H. Adler
Oh dear. I did not need to know that.
ValdVin
If you didn’t need to know that, you certainly don’t need to know that You ycan also buy multi-pound bags of cereal marshmallows. No cereal, just the marshmallow pieces one would pick out as a kid.
Kamino Neko
Also, cookie form, but they’re wretched…I think the cream is runnier.
StClair
… huh.
Keulen
Apparently Robin’s liking for cadbury egg cereal is a constant across all universes.
Golddragon
Nothing Good can come of this
Matthew Davis
Are you kidding? In another universe, she solved world peace while out of her gourd on Cadbury Creme Egg cereal.
Rartorata
I mean in fairness she kinda did break poor Leslie’s heart in the process, and world peace collapsed soon after, but yeah. She did do that.
Mixed Blessings can come of this.
Sporky
“Even better!”
oggser
cadbury creme egg cereal sounds like something id conjure up in a surreal nightmare
….. a “cereal” nightmare if you will
Cyrus
……I will not.
oggser
you gotta
Nono
Are you trying to kill our enjoyment of breakfast treats?
You cereal killer
oggser
just for that im gonna eat creme egg cereal with a hockey mask on and exactly none of it is gonna get in my mouth im just gonna be staring menacingly while lobbing milk-covered chocolate egg goodness at my face its gonna be great
Schpoonman
*smack*
No. None of that. Shame on you.
Batman
If you had several of these, it would be a cereal (serial) cereal (sureal) cereal dream.
Because I’m Batman.
Kay
Unwrap? You mean you bother to unwrap them before you inhale?
Miri
My toddler has not yet worked out that this is necessary. She gets very cross with me when I fish the foil out of her mouth and will only let her eat the chocolate… She’s 17.5 months, and a BIG fan of putting everything she can find in her mouth. Or my hair. Sometimes both.
Shade
To be fair your hair does fall under everything she can find. But yeah kids at that age are very “Does this fit in my mouth?” focused.
Miri
That too but I meant she likes putting things in my hair too. The other night she was insisting on combing it with the fork she’d been eating pizza with, in between rubbing her fingers on the plate then rubbing my braid… I have no idea why she decided I needed my hair to smell like pizza but eh…
Shade
Ah, I dunno. Guess she thinks your hair is pretty.
Disastromatic
This is up there with that time I had a bowl of Skittles and Mountain Dew with a spoon.
College was an experimental time.
ian livs
Gotta be honest, that sounds pretty tasty.
Jon Rich
I once drank a mug of chocolate syrup as a kid. It was not fun.
Schpoonman
Even as a child I could only do a few teaspoons at a time of chocolate. What in [unintelligible black rune]’s name prodded you to drink an entire mug?
Zero
Why didn’t you just… stop?
Delicious Taffy
I ask myself this about most things I did as a kid. The real answer is that kids are weird.
Jon Rich
I didn’t start feeling pain until after I had drank it all. I drank it all like water.
Delicious Taffy
You might be the scariest poster on this website.
Chris Phoenix
In my early teens, I’d routinely eat a half-gallon carton of ice cream in one sitting.
As I type this, 35 years later, at 11PM, I have a half-pound of fudge next to me, and I wonder whether I’ll eat it all in the next hour.
(I do this rarely enough that, somehow, my weight has stayed within 5 pounds for the past 5 years. But I do still do it. Also, a quart of Ben and Jerry’s once or twice a year.)
Needfuldoer
I used to mash up Double Stuf Oreos in milk, which made grainy chocolate milk with a chocolate-crumb-and-icing slurry at the bottom. It was good, but I topped doing that shortly after discovering cookies and creme Quik.
Skittles and Dew just sounds like an unpleasant, one-way express ticket to Diabetesville to me. (Wilford Brimley’s the mayor.)
Roborat
I have been known to take a swig from the chocolate sauce container, but never an entire mug. Now you have made me curious.
Yotomoe
My teeth hurt just imagining that.
Doctor_Who
We did a thing where we dipped both M&Ms and Atomic Warheads in chocolate and let them dry. You had to pop one in your mouth without knowing what you got and not make a face as the chocolate dissolved.
Zero
Aren’t those entirely different in shape and size?
Doctor_Who
Not with enough chocolate they aren’t.
Portland
I once had an entire meal that was just cheerios dipped in nutella. I’ve made some choices.
J
You seem to have dropped the word ‘delicious’!
Delicious Taffy
I’ll be taking that, thanks.
motorfirebox
For me it was Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a can of Starbucks Doubleshot. Instead of milk.
Delicious Taffy
Holy shit, that sounds incredible.
Mollyscribbles
I once did a shot of maple syrup.
ktbear
I once had an entire meal that was blue cheese wrapped in raw cabbage leaves. Which, apart from it being breakfast, probably has no place here, but whatcha gonna do about it?
Opus the Poet
I had the maple-bacon Sundae at Denny’s. Twice.
Deathjavu
I have a friend that just drinks maple syrup. I’ve seen him down a full cup (the measuring kind) in one go.
He insists it’s no different than drinking a can of pop and I’m the weird one for calling him out on it.
Delicious Taffy
Wow, looks like Becky and I have been around the same adults.
Stephen Bierce
Oddly enough the cereals I find in the remainder grocers these days are weirder than Cadbury-Ohs. In fact, I bet Robin gets a royalty from the makers of CRAVE.
Woomy
Hh
BBCC
Poor Becky. She’s in a rough spot, adult wise.
Robin, fuck off.
Yotomoe
Also Ownership is 9/10th of the law.
butts
she doesn’t have superpowers anymore
how does she… live
Yotomoe
She burns calories by breathing.
Delicious Taffy
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
C.
You mean in this universe, unless there has been backstory that conflicts with the milieu of the strip to date.
butts
i didn’t think it was necessary to specify, carol
Delicious Taffy
Dang, that’s some heavy-duty kinda C-word you’re throwing around.