So three on one. Two are misinformed idiots and the thirds cosplaying as scarface, theres a girl in a yellow spandex suit who tries to sound like batman in the Nolan films and there’s a governor electoral debate going on in like what? five minutes, there’s nothing interesting that could come from this set up. 😉
I sincerely doubt that the two idiots are misinformed. Joyce straight up jacked up his face. The fact that he didn’t go to the police to report “that bongo” for Smurfing his face would have been a giveaway that he earned that cut by doing something highly illegal.
bryy
Yeah, they’re not misinformed, but this crowd probably sees rape as justified.
I like to use Smurf as a filter for certain curse words. I find it amusing. It makes watching any episode of The Smurf hilarious to imagine they are filthy potty mouths.
Tan
They may or may not know about the drugging, but smart money’s on they either know or are choosing to be willfully ignorant that Ryan was attempting sexual advances without Joyce’s consent.
I imagine his ‘side’ of the story to his friends goes something like “I was working this chick all night, I FINALLY get her alone when all of a sudden she completely flips out into a raging [misogynist term of choice] out of nowhere and breaks her glass across my face! Then her friend [whose gender is probably left out] comes up and sucker-punches me before I can teach that [misogynist term of choice] a lesson.”
And they were likely all “Man, I get you. Percussion instruments be crazy.” Because even if they aren’t predators themselves, I will bet you that they are exactly the type to perpetuate that culture that looks at women as prizes to be claimed with little to no agency of their own.
Sheason
Percussion instruments. Man, Willis is getting more and more creative with those filters, isn’t he? I love it!
ety
Pretty sure it’s 99% self-censorship… but what do I know?
David M Willis
s’not one of mine
Tomas
Yet.
Tan
That’s a self-censorship, yeah.
ety
My 99% guess was actually referring to people, in the comments in general, engaging in self-censorship.
Tenn
And they were likely all “Man, I get you. Percussion instruments be crazy.”
I actually processed this sentence as intended before I realized that heeeeey, “percussion instrument” is not a synonym for “female dog”!
Our comment section jargon is starting to get more convoluted than Cockney rhyming slang. 😀
Adept Arcanist
Not as bad as Dimwell Arrhythmic Rhyming Slang yet, though.
Wait, don’t you snap your fingers four times in a Z formation, one snap for each point of the “Z”?
Terry
You snap the lines, not the points. Move your hand across while snapping, down and over while snapping, and across once again while snapping. This ends the “drag queen in a tizzy” tutorial.
i can only snap my fingers on my right hand. I cant do it on my left (oddly enough though I’m left handed so explain that one to me)
Terry
I thought I was the only one! Except I’m right handed and snap with my left. Apparently, I look in the mirror and see the devil.
detective boomwolf
Thats weird. I can do it with my left (rrally loudly for whatever reason) but i can never get my right hand to pull it off. Correctly anyway.
Needfuldoer
It took me a long time to get it right. Think of it as a movement of the thumb, not the fingers.
Start with a loose fist (like an ASL letter A), lift the index and middle fingers, and put your thumb underneath the first knuckle on both. Squeeze a bit with your middle finger, and move your thumb outward. The middle finger should ‘spring down’ on its own and snap against the base of your thumb.
My problem was trying to focus on doing everything with just the fingers. They don’t accelerate fast enough to get a good snap.
I can snap my fingers just fine, but I can’t whistle.
pyrpyr
It took me until my 20s, basically senior year of college, to learn to snap my fingers AND whistle, but it happened!
It gets better, friends! 🙂
(Still working on learning to blow a bubble with my gum though.)
ety
I got so pissed off at my parents and the people around me being able to whistle that I spent a good month trying non-stop when I was like 7 or 8 I think… so I’ve known how to since then.
Willoughby Chase
You know how to whistle, don’t you ety? You just put your lips together, and blow.
ety
Can you blow my whistle baby?
marr
Now I feel guilty for being able to double snap on both hands.
But not too guilty because I worked to learn that, dammit.
Discussion (488) - “Satisfied”
butts
OOOOOOOOH SNAP
Chibz
Snap his arm, preferably.
AveryAves
Most definitely preferable. But apparently violent vigilantism has consequences or something, such boring rules.
MatthewTheLucky
Not when they attack first!
PSadlon
Indeed and the dude is gonna need aloe for that burn.
Talantus
Awww yissss. Things are going to get down and dirty
Deanatay
That burn on his FAAAAAAACE
Deanatay
Huh that did not go where I expected
TheAnonymousGuy
So three on one. Two are misinformed idiots and the thirds cosplaying as scarface, theres a girl in a yellow spandex suit who tries to sound like batman in the Nolan films and there’s a governor electoral debate going on in like what? five minutes, there’s nothing interesting that could come from this set up. 😉
Anorak
The way you described it, it sounds like a bad joke, or a ridiculous dc storyline
Disloyal Subject
There’s a difference?
GileadsBalm
sizzle
Orion Fury
Hey, bacon!
TheAnonymousGuy
I was going for sarcasm but, that works too.
Dr. T
I sincerely doubt that the two idiots are misinformed. Joyce straight up jacked up his face. The fact that he didn’t go to the police to report “that bongo” for Smurfing his face would have been a giveaway that he earned that cut by doing something highly illegal.
bryy
Yeah, they’re not misinformed, but this crowd probably sees rape as justified.
-JAD-
Why so?
Liliet
She was at a party, she was pretty, and men just can’t help themselves, you know? It’s like waving a piece of meat in front of a hungry dog!
Yeah, the feminists are really not the ones disrespecting men and comparing them to animals in this debate…
Grubber McGee
We know nothing about Dawson yet. We also know Dawson wasn’t there when Amazigirl called Leland out for drugging. Does he even know about the party?
Orion Fury
Smurfing?
Dr. T
I like to use Smurf as a filter for certain curse words. I find it amusing. It makes watching any episode of The Smurf hilarious to imagine they are filthy potty mouths.
Tan
They may or may not know about the drugging, but smart money’s on they either know or are choosing to be willfully ignorant that Ryan was attempting sexual advances without Joyce’s consent.
I imagine his ‘side’ of the story to his friends goes something like “I was working this chick all night, I FINALLY get her alone when all of a sudden she completely flips out into a raging [misogynist term of choice] out of nowhere and breaks her glass across my face! Then her friend [whose gender is probably left out] comes up and sucker-punches me before I can teach that [misogynist term of choice] a lesson.”
And they were likely all “Man, I get you. Percussion instruments be crazy.” Because even if they aren’t predators themselves, I will bet you that they are exactly the type to perpetuate that culture that looks at women as prizes to be claimed with little to no agency of their own.
Sheason
Percussion instruments. Man, Willis is getting more and more creative with those filters, isn’t he? I love it!
ety
Pretty sure it’s 99% self-censorship… but what do I know?
David M Willis
s’not one of mine
Tomas
Yet.
Tan
That’s a self-censorship, yeah.
ety
My 99% guess was actually referring to people, in the comments in general, engaging in self-censorship.
Tenn
And they were likely all “Man, I get you. Percussion instruments be crazy.”
I actually processed this sentence as intended before I realized that heeeeey, “percussion instrument” is not a synonym for “female dog”!
Our comment section jargon is starting to get more convoluted than Cockney rhyming slang. 😀
Adept Arcanist
Not as bad as Dimwell Arrhythmic Rhyming Slang yet, though.
NakedDumblydore
Nah, brah. That’s obviously plain clothes Kylo Ren. Rylo Ren, as it were.
Deanatay
I’ve cosplayed in weirder settings.
hythrain
You forgot the part where there’s said girl in yellow spandex’s rival who has previous saved said girl and will probably jump in on this if needed.
Paradoxius
That last panel made me involuntarily snap my fingers three times.
Proxiehunter
In a Z formation?
Tacos
Is there any other way?
CianM1301
Wait, don’t you snap your fingers four times in a Z formation, one snap for each point of the “Z”?
Terry
You snap the lines, not the points. Move your hand across while snapping, down and over while snapping, and across once again while snapping. This ends the “drag queen in a tizzy” tutorial.
chiscii
Weren’t z snaps a black thing rather than a drag thing?
Harvey Janus
…I thought they were a gay thing…?
Chrissy
In order of cultural perfusion/appropriation, many things start in black culture, then drag culture, then LGBT culture, then everybody else
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Is there any other way to snap your fingers three times?
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Oh! You did NOT just Ninja me!
**snap snap snap**
Scar Man!!!
I have never been able to snap my fingers and it haunts me at night sometimes
buckybone
same
Mr.Morningstar
i can only snap my fingers on my right hand. I cant do it on my left (oddly enough though I’m left handed so explain that one to me)
Terry
I thought I was the only one! Except I’m right handed and snap with my left. Apparently, I look in the mirror and see the devil.
detective boomwolf
Thats weird. I can do it with my left (rrally loudly for whatever reason) but i can never get my right hand to pull it off. Correctly anyway.
Needfuldoer
It took me a long time to get it right. Think of it as a movement of the thumb, not the fingers.
Start with a loose fist (like an ASL letter A), lift the index and middle fingers, and put your thumb underneath the first knuckle on both. Squeeze a bit with your middle finger, and move your thumb outward. The middle finger should ‘spring down’ on its own and snap against the base of your thumb.
My problem was trying to focus on doing everything with just the fingers. They don’t accelerate fast enough to get a good snap.
Charlie Spencer
There’s an app for that.
1958Fury
I can snap my fingers just fine, but I can’t whistle.
pyrpyr
It took me until my 20s, basically senior year of college, to learn to snap my fingers AND whistle, but it happened!
It gets better, friends! 🙂
(Still working on learning to blow a bubble with my gum though.)
ety
I got so pissed off at my parents and the people around me being able to whistle that I spent a good month trying non-stop when I was like 7 or 8 I think… so I’ve known how to since then.
Willoughby Chase
You know how to whistle, don’t you ety? You just put your lips together, and blow.
ety
Can you blow my whistle baby?
marr
Now I feel guilty for being able to double snap on both hands.
But not too guilty because I worked to learn that, dammit.
AngelBadman
Heh, you can tell Amber has been rehearsing that line…
Doctor_Who
Happy birthday DoA. Let’s celebrate with an asskicking!
butts
As an ass myself, I fully support this notion.
Wheelpath
I will soon be 3x as old as DoA due to time zones and such. Yeah!
TheAnonymousGuy
so your a mASSacost.
oh, right. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Dumbing of Age.
butts
…Massochist?
TheAnonymousGuy
shit, I did spell that wrong didn’t I. Sorry, my joke failed.
SgtWadeyWilson
Maybe you should be a sASScot.
Yeah, the double pun makes it a bit too confusing, doesn’t it?
SgtWadeyWilson
FU too, close tag.
Emperor Norton II
You know, I’ve been thinking. I need some staff for my imperial palace, and I was wondering…
Would you like to be my buttler?
Clif
Buttd the butler. Hmmm.
Clif
Butts the Butler. The one time autocorrect would have saved me, it sits there.
Idontcarenomore
Happy Birthday DoA. 😉
Orion Fury
Merry Christmas!
Train Moblin
I hereby decree that Amazi-Girl will be sass Kingdom’s next ruler!
butts
Why shouldn’t she rule the sass kingdom? She already rules the ass kingdom.
Train Moblin
What if she rules… both?
butts
That’s what I said.