Pretty please with condom safe flavored lube on top.
nooB
bah, flavored lube tastes really bad… it mostly tastes like normal lube (which tastes pretty bad) plus artificial flavors… which isn’t that great either
I’ve been doing poly long enough that I’m sitting here wondering why there was tension, and then I realized “Oh yeah, these folks think Monogamy is the only way”.
Poly is an orientation (a relationship orientation rather than sexual) you either are or you aren’t people don’t get into poly cause it’s easier (which it isn’t it comes with it’s own challenges as I’m sure you know). For some people there is a click where you go “oh this is a thing? That’s what I am!” but many people are just monogamous.
I’m mono and I have a poly boyfriend (who already had a poly gf when we started going out who also has another partner). So despite going out with someone poly and being down with it I am still completely monogamous and I think Danny probably is as well. I would be interested to see if someone brings it up but we should remember Ethan is Amber’s ex so even if poly was ok for everyone this specific combo may not be.
“I am really attracted to you and really enjoy what we have, but I’m also finding myself attracted to the guy you used to date and I’m sorry I feel like I’m fulfilling your worst fears but at the same time lying about it is probably worse?”
Of course, that’s waaaaaaaaaaaay to smart and honest to come naturally from Danny… but I’m fairly sure it’d be the least disastrous way to go.
TheGrammarLegionary
Really, for all his faults, Danny is actually a very honest person. Still way too smart, but maybe he’ll stumble across it?
I don’t think that Danny is dishonest, but he’s not especially… forthcoming? Like, if he thinks a thing is likely to cause embarrassment or a conflict, he will avoid the subject until it becomes impossible not to?
As someone who has the opposite problems, there are a lot of times when my full disclosure too early causes problems, so it’s kind of a Danned if you do, Danned if you don’t situation I guess.
DarkVeghetta
I feel ya’. I really, really do.
TheGrammarLegionary
That was truly well-written and insightful, and I thank you for having posted it.
No, no, no, not smooth enough. Danny and Ethan walk in on Amber, and Danny says “Threesome?”
Amber enthusiastically agrees. Dina pokes her head in saying “What?”
Danny’s response: “All right, foursome.”
Becky follows Dina, and Mike shows up because someone’s using his shtick. Bringing your mom and a roll of nickels, of course. Dotty, Walky, and… JOYCE!
It escalates to the point of a sexularity. The comic ends with a full page panel of Daisy, still desperately wanting to get laid.
Usayasha
Your comment has moved me. I now feel like there is no more satisfying a way to depict an orgy than to imply that it is happening and, in place of the orgy, show a lonely, desperate, single person who wants to get laid. My eyes have been opened. The way is clear.
*I See The Light from Tangled begins to play*
jpic89
You basically just described the base plot of Ma3, lol.
Apropos of nothing, I am wondering if Walky has an Other Dorothy.
Disloyal Subject
I kinda doubt it. So far as I’m aware, not many guys bother with masturbatory aids beyond lotion, and that’s money that could be spent on cartoons and McNuggets.
GreyTheDefender
That’s a surprisingly well-thought-out response considering the subject.
Which fits with his sudden desire to find Ethan a boyfriend.
Oh this is gonna be good.
(Here’s to hoping he tells Ethan to “go try talking to that guy”, points at an attractive guy, but Toedad just happens to walk into the path of his pointing at that exact second.) )
haha, oh man, that reminds me of a story I need made into a comic… the punchline is, dude gestures and asks, “Sexy?” as soon as our dumpy friend walks up
Wait a sec, did Ethan and Sal ever actually get a picture or description of toe dad. Its hard to look out for someone when you don’t know what they look like.
electromagneticDestroyosaur
Sal knows about his shuttlecock-like appearance, but Ethan may well be in the dark on this one.
Someone
Ethan: Well I didn’t meet your father, but this nice mustached man in camo pants wants to talk to you!
electromagneticDestroyosaur
I’m just picturing Ross attempting to save Danny and Ethan’s souls as the perfect distraction.
Someone
Ethan and Danny vs Ross.
Despite having help from Mike they won’t be able to defeat him, eventually though Joyce will return and battle Ross. Ross will eventually kill Becky causing Joyce to turn into a super fundamentalist.
Steve
If Joyce doesn’t have one on her phone, their church/homeschooling org would have him somewhere on their website…
Oh Dannyboy, darling. You’re getting more obvious by the second. I hope for Amber’s sake and your physical health she doesn’t see you pining over someone other than your girlfriend.
Discussion (187) - “Distracted”
Ana Chronistic
“Alternately, you need, like, a DRASTIC makeover.”
“But I think I look pretty good?”
“I DO TOOno wait”
Inkblot
Danny gettin’ all territorial up in here
Knight
Or anti-territorial, maybe.
“NO I DO NOT WANT TO MAKE YOU MINE STOP BEING CUTE”
Inkblot
tsundere desu
Tayo
ethan needs to go back to that arc 1 watermelon haircut
Ana Chronistic
even better…?
Tayo
better.
Nightsbridge
You might as well give up and go poly right now.
Archivist
Please.
LeslieBean4Shizzle
Pretty please with condom safe flavored lube on top.
nooB
bah, flavored lube tastes really bad… it mostly tastes like normal lube (which tastes pretty bad) plus artificial flavors… which isn’t that great either
DarkoNeko
eh, some people are into artificial strawberry gums.
(I hate those. urgh)
Thnikkaman
I was just coming in here to post the same.
I’ve been doing poly long enough that I’m sitting here wondering why there was tension, and then I realized “Oh yeah, these folks think Monogamy is the only way”.
monkyvirus
Poly is an orientation (a relationship orientation rather than sexual) you either are or you aren’t people don’t get into poly cause it’s easier (which it isn’t it comes with it’s own challenges as I’m sure you know). For some people there is a click where you go “oh this is a thing? That’s what I am!” but many people are just monogamous.
I’m mono and I have a poly boyfriend (who already had a poly gf when we started going out who also has another partner). So despite going out with someone poly and being down with it I am still completely monogamous and I think Danny probably is as well. I would be interested to see if someone brings it up but we should remember Ethan is Amber’s ex so even if poly was ok for everyone this specific combo may not be.
otusasio451
Listen to Danny, Ethan. If you’re left single any longer, he’s gonna jump you any second now.
DarkoNeko
If he’s left single any longer, he’ll turn into a singaylarity ?
DarkoNeko
(so would Daisy, I guess)
Kryss LaBryn
Sin-gay-lay-ity?
Plasma Mongoose
So that’s how you pronounce it.
DarkoNeko
You’re getting less subtle here, Dan.
Opus the Poet
He’s about to dan it up, in spite of everything.
electromagneticDestroyosaur
In his attempts to do right by Amber, no less. This is an impressive level of Danning.
Inkblot
“I would like to have a threesome with you and the boy who you dated but turned out to be gay, who I am also attracted to.”
genius
CulturalGeekGirl
“I am really attracted to you and really enjoy what we have, but I’m also finding myself attracted to the guy you used to date and I’m sorry I feel like I’m fulfilling your worst fears but at the same time lying about it is probably worse?”
Of course, that’s waaaaaaaaaaaay to smart and honest to come naturally from Danny… but I’m fairly sure it’d be the least disastrous way to go.
TheGrammarLegionary
Really, for all his faults, Danny is actually a very honest person. Still way too smart, but maybe he’ll stumble across it?
CulturalGeekGirl
I don’t think that Danny is dishonest, but he’s not especially… forthcoming? Like, if he thinks a thing is likely to cause embarrassment or a conflict, he will avoid the subject until it becomes impossible not to?
As someone who has the opposite problems, there are a lot of times when my full disclosure too early causes problems, so it’s kind of a Danned if you do, Danned if you don’t situation I guess.
DarkVeghetta
I feel ya’. I really, really do.
TheGrammarLegionary
That was truly well-written and insightful, and I thank you for having posted it.
DarkoNeko
He’s honest to a segfault, if I dare say.
Smiling Cat
No, no, no, not smooth enough. Danny and Ethan walk in on Amber, and Danny says “Threesome?”
Amber enthusiastically agrees. Dina pokes her head in saying “What?”
Danny’s response: “All right, foursome.”
Becky follows Dina, and Mike shows up because someone’s using his shtick. Bringing your mom and a roll of nickels, of course. Dotty, Walky, and… JOYCE!
It escalates to the point of a sexularity. The comic ends with a full page panel of Daisy, still desperately wanting to get laid.
Usayasha
Your comment has moved me. I now feel like there is no more satisfying a way to depict an orgy than to imply that it is happening and, in place of the orgy, show a lonely, desperate, single person who wants to get laid. My eyes have been opened. The way is clear.
*I See The Light from Tangled begins to play*
jpic89
You basically just described the base plot of Ma3, lol.
DarkoNeko
hahaha
Cabinderada
Far too true. Comment made me actually laugh, not LOL
Jepmz
Mary: What’s going on here?
Ethan: We’re the aristocrats!
Wizard
At this point, he’s reached fractal Danning: no matter how closely you examine it, all you find is another level of Danning.
gkheyf
the mask comes off!!! ruuuun!
inqntrol
What’s next,the moon crashing on our surface?
Cephalo the Pod
Shit, did anyone get the Giants?
Disloyal Subject
Anyone have an ocarina? I misplaced mine.
GreyTheDefender
I found it, but some brat with a freaky mask ran off with it after kicking me in the shin and stealing my left shoe.
Captain Batson
I can’t even find my talking hat that’s actually a cursed Minish dude.
DarkoNeko
Someone calls the Gurren team.
evilmidnightlurker
I wear no mask.
sjmcc13
Just wait till you crush on Ethan’s boyfriend as well Danny…
Ana Chronistic
Therefore, it’s gotta be Jacob, eh? Eh??
(sorry Jacob, it’s gotta be you)
Ana Chronistic
((not sorry))
electromagneticDestroyosaur
Thanks for that mental image. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time I called my old friend, Other Jacob…
Inkblot
Apropos of nothing, I am wondering if Walky has an Other Dorothy.
Disloyal Subject
I kinda doubt it. So far as I’m aware, not many guys bother with masturbatory aids beyond lotion, and that’s money that could be spent on cartoons and McNuggets.
GreyTheDefender
That’s a surprisingly well-thought-out response considering the subject.
Plasma Mongoose
Well, Disloyal Subject is a clever clogs in that respect.
Ayame
Well, maybe he doesn’t have an Other Dorothy, but seeing how things are going he could consider investing in an Other Ethan.
Thor
Danny, you should honestly know this by now, but if you want anything to go well, you have to make sure that you are in no way involved.
JessWitt
Quick, AmaziGirl and Boy Blunder, to the gay mixer!
Lawzlo
Thank you. Just thank you. You’ve made my night.
JessWitt
You’re welcome. ?
Mr. Random
Danny strikes me as the kind of person who loses all sexual attraction to someone the second he finds out they’re unavailable.
Someone
He is the god of faithfulness.
Mada
Which fits with his sudden desire to find Ethan a boyfriend.
Oh this is gonna be good.
(Here’s to hoping he tells Ethan to “go try talking to that guy”, points at an attractive guy, but Toedad just happens to walk into the path of his pointing at that exact second.) )
Ana Chronistic
haha, oh man, that reminds me of a story I need made into a comic… the punchline is, dude gestures and asks, “Sexy?” as soon as our dumpy friend walks up
Someone
Wait a sec, did Ethan and Sal ever actually get a picture or description of toe dad. Its hard to look out for someone when you don’t know what they look like.
electromagneticDestroyosaur
Sal knows about his shuttlecock-like appearance, but Ethan may well be in the dark on this one.
Someone
Ethan: Well I didn’t meet your father, but this nice mustached man in camo pants wants to talk to you!
electromagneticDestroyosaur
I’m just picturing Ross attempting to save Danny and Ethan’s souls as the perfect distraction.
Someone
Ethan and Danny vs Ross.
Despite having help from Mike they won’t be able to defeat him, eventually though Joyce will return and battle Ross. Ross will eventually kill Becky causing Joyce to turn into a super fundamentalist.
Steve
If Joyce doesn’t have one on her phone, their church/homeschooling org would have him somewhere on their website…
Stephen R. Bierce
So let’s leave it alone/If we can’t see eye to eye…
There ain’t no good guy/There ain’t no bad guy
There is only you and me
And We Just Disagree
saki
Oh Dannyboy, darling. You’re getting more obvious by the second. I hope for Amber’s sake and your physical health she doesn’t see you pining over someone other than your girlfriend.
Someone
Well we know that Danny would never touch Ethan while still dating Amber. The problem is if Amber knows this.
saki