Your contribution to science is noted and appreciated.
Meagan
Ok the reply to that comment is an extremely good point though. We live in the Internet age. Why did it take this long?
Nymphie
Yeah, i had a similar thing happening and my partner’s “i already know” was within ten minutes or so.
Maybe the picture has been live all the time but nobody bothers looking at the news online?
Qlx
Dramatic tension.
TerribleTransit
Someone called this happening quite a while before the kiss even happened. I remember thinking and commenting that it was outlandish at the time. Egg on my face, I guess. Can’t remember who or when though
BorkBorkBork
Yeah, Throwatron mentioned it first in this thread, but later they also talk about the paper thing as if it was discussed as a possible story outcome since Jocylene’s photo.
So I guess someone should go and look day by day and search for keywords like “paper” and “photo”.
…. Oh who am I kidding. Be back in a sec.
BorkBorkBork
As far as I can tell, this is the earliest one. Said the moment that Dorothy expressed that she was coming along.
Made by CianM1301 on June 16 at 3:16 AM.
Cian’s also outlined a major conflict that’ll happen in the next six months or so, which is clearly going to happen because it was foretold in the prophecy.
Though that initial post says “Joyce and Jocelyne are gonna end up on the front page” and the rest of the framing of the conflict seems to be around Jocelyne.
Nymph responds to that comment with:
“5) They kiss at the protest and it makes local news.”
Though that was later in the day and I don’t know if it was first.
BorkBorkBork
!!!
User cbwroses says, at 12:39 AM CST, like two hours earlier.
“ They’re not going to go through a raucous adventure together and end up like that picture of the sailor kissing that woman when he came back from the war are they (though this one would be consensual albeit caught up in the heat of the moment)?
I don’t know why, but that’s where my mind went to”
Unless anyone has anything earlier I suspect this is our inception. And how on the nose it is, too.
BorkBorkBork
Although yes, it does look like Nymph was the one who connected the idea of “being caught by local news” and “kissing”.
….. doesn’t surprise me in the least. 🙂
Nymph
You have definitely missed an earlier claim that they were going to kiss at the protest and have it get picked up by the news (or I’m hallucinating) because I think at the time I was repeating a theory I’d heard before that I thought was really likely!!
I might be the inception but I don’t think I am!
Bittersweet
I mentioned the kiss ending up in the newspaper when Joyce and Dorothy brought up the idea of going to the protest for Jocelyne, if not earlier lol.
justin8448
I commented that it would go down just like the Canadian couple who were photographed kissing at a hockey riot in 2011.
I have no idea when I posted that, but it was a while ago.
And wouldn’t you know it, immediately after Justin’s prediction, the very first Relationship Paladin took up arms to protect cartoon monogamy.
Nymph
Hey! That’s the one I saw that prompted me to bring it up again when the protest got close!
justin8448
Thanks for finding it Astariel!
I completely forgot I made that prediction immediately after making it. I only remembered after reading Clif’s request for who called it.
I promise to only use my psychic powers for good in the future, Willis!
deliverything
Speaking of Jocelyn being caught on camera: the tags indicate she had been this time too (though I can’t zoom in close enough to see her).
No idea if that’ll affect anything.
Koname
Her face is probably right around where it says Kiss on the paper since that’s roughly where she is in the original panel of the comic when the kiss happened.
Wait a minute – the last panel was changed! Right? I don’t remember that line about making out at a genocide protest being there before.
deliverything
Only noticed this now, but…
Meagan: yes, David Willis came to the conclusion that a strip that made it seem like a genocide protest was merely a cosmetic backdrop might not be in the best of taste.
I don’t think I called newspaper specifically, but I did lay odds that the joke they were building up to was “yes, Joe already knows and doesn’t seem to bothered by it.” Which does indeed appear to be what is happening.
Called it! As long as I’m on a roll, I predict that images of that kiss are also going viral on social media, where Joyce’s parents can see it, which may or may not somehow involve them finding out about Jocelyne.
And not only was it a huge important protest, it was a photo of two girls kissing, received by the horny, pent up, newspaper editor.
fridge_logic
I was just thinking about the how strong the image of two women kissing while police launch tear gas is for underlining a narrative of disproportionate response. It’s a classic trope for reporting on crackdowns against gay rights protests. Nevermind how intense that kiss was and all the emotions that were running over their faces in the moment of that kiss making it likely a great photo on it’s own.
But then you point out that such a perfect photo was delivered to Daisy, of course she’s gonna put it on the front. page.
Steamweed
Absolutely front page.
AND she’s gonna assign a reporter or two to go interview the kissin’ gals.
(*enter, stage right, billifer)
Amara
Alternatively; it would be SO funny if daisy doesn’t actually recognize Dorothy from the back and asks her to go find and interview the couple involved, opening with something ala “hey Dorothy do you know who these two girls are? And if they’re looking for a third?”
thejeff
It’s a strong image and definitely something Daisy would want to highlight. OTOH, we also had AG beating up cops all over the place which is probably even more newsworthy and which Daisy would also have an interest in.
fridge_logic
Amazi Girl fighting the police is certainly newsworthy, though if you are siding with the students protestors depicting a student using violence to resist the police is not as effective an image as the lovers under fire image.
If you want the neutral readers to support Amazi Girl front page is the police launching tear gas at girls kissing to rile people up and then Amazi Girl punching cops in response goes below the fold or on a later page. It also makes the pictures seen by a reader chronologically accurate.
Are we sure Becky didn’t already know? She kinda had to already pick up the vibes happening between Joyce and Dorothy.
BorkBorkBork
I feel certain she didn’t. Joyce had made it clear to Becky that she didn’t feel the same way, and to Becky, sexuality was something that could never change and was simply a part of who you were. Which is why she freaked out when Leslie challenged that assumption in gender studies.
My guess is that she’s spent so long thinking of Joyce and Dorothy as really good friends and “rivals” for best friend, that she’s recontextualized any of those vibes as just her own interpretation.
Astariel
She did seem to think Joyce was about to come out to her in the strip where Joyce tells her about her autism diagnosis.
thejeff
There’s still a difference between “picking up the vibes” and knowing that they’ve acted on those vibes. The vibes have been going on for awhile and Becky hasn’t seen Dorothy or Joyce since the Kiss.
thejeff
Actually, strike that. She did have one scene with Dorothy afterwards and she did react a bit strangely, though it could have been just to the difference in how Dorothy was acting than when she was all depressed that morning.
Counterpoint — I rarely read the newspaper, but I would have been able to tell you if the front page was a single huge image, because the newspaper was inevitably scattered everywhere.
For these modern times, that photo calls back to that famous photo of the sailor kissing a woman in NY Times Square when WWII was declared over.
(pulitzer for whichever student photog got it)
Having been the chief photographer and also delivery person (and thus also having to take away last week’s copies left in the racks) of my college newspaper, can confirm, even back in 2003.
deliverything
Yes, but what’s the readership for the students who are friends with one of the newspaper’s cartoonists and with one of the reporters?
thejeff
Also, if you do even glance at it and the front page has a pic of someone you know, it’s likely to get pointed out and spread around to the rest of your acquaintances.
Indeed. :/ Joe actually seems to be taking it surprisingly well (I’m not sure if this means he IS indeed open to a poly relationship, if he thinks it was just Joyce being Joyce-y, whether he’s internalizing some SERIOUS angst right now, or whether there’s still enough of the old Joe in him going “Booyah, two hot girls kissing! Threesome next??”), but I’m worried over how Becky will take this given how Becky has never truly stopped carrying a torch for Joyce.
I actually appear in a photo with a (at the time former) SO that made it to the front page of various newspapers.
Alas the reason was that she had falsely accused her husband of rape and kidnapping her, while forging his signature to papers at a fertility clinic so she could get pregnant by someone else. It took a while for this all to come out and the DA saw his chance to make his name, since the husband was worth something like $250M at the time. It… did not work out well for anyone in the end.
Lesson learned: even if someone is a fabulous social dance partner, if they’re a sociopath and a trophy wife, do not take things off the dance floor.
885 thoughts on “Promise nothing”
NGPZ
they’re in the newspaper
they’re in the FRONT PAGE OF THE NEWSPAPER
now everyone knows or is gonna know
including Becky
……
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Tequila Mockingbird
To those of you who predicted this… y’all called it. Bravo and well played, comrades. ?
NGPZ
bruh I was JUST about to say that XD
10,000 points to all of them, like, DAAAAMN
Amara
Let’s be real, it was inevitable since the whole reason Dorothy and Joyce went to the protest was because the news caught Jocelyn on camera.
Clif
Someone who is not me should go through the time stamps on the coments and see who called it first.
For Science.
Clif
Okay. Let’s pretend I’m not me. https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/04-the-only-exception/live-jocelyne-reaction/#comment-1900034
Tequila Mockingbird
Your contribution to science is noted and appreciated.
Meagan
Ok the reply to that comment is an extremely good point though. We live in the Internet age. Why did it take this long?
Nymphie
Yeah, i had a similar thing happening and my partner’s “i already know” was within ten minutes or so.
Maybe the picture has been live all the time but nobody bothers looking at the news online?
Qlx
Dramatic tension.
TerribleTransit
Someone called this happening quite a while before the kiss even happened. I remember thinking and commenting that it was outlandish at the time. Egg on my face, I guess. Can’t remember who or when though
BorkBorkBork
Yeah, Throwatron mentioned it first in this thread, but later they also talk about the paper thing as if it was discussed as a possible story outcome since Jocylene’s photo.
So I guess someone should go and look day by day and search for keywords like “paper” and “photo”.
…. Oh who am I kidding. Be back in a sec.
BorkBorkBork
As far as I can tell, this is the earliest one. Said the moment that Dorothy expressed that she was coming along.
Made by CianM1301 on June 16 at 3:16 AM.
Cian’s also outlined a major conflict that’ll happen in the next six months or so, which is clearly going to happen because it was foretold in the prophecy.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/04-the-only-exception/locate/#comment-1890609
thejeff
Though that initial post says “Joyce and Jocelyne are gonna end up on the front page” and the rest of the framing of the conflict seems to be around Jocelyne.
Nymph responds to that comment with:
“5) They kiss at the protest and it makes local news.”
Though that was later in the day and I don’t know if it was first.
BorkBorkBork
!!!
User cbwroses says, at 12:39 AM CST, like two hours earlier.
“ They’re not going to go through a raucous adventure together and end up like that picture of the sailor kissing that woman when he came back from the war are they (though this one would be consensual albeit caught up in the heat of the moment)?
I don’t know why, but that’s where my mind went to”
Unless anyone has anything earlier I suspect this is our inception. And how on the nose it is, too.
BorkBorkBork
Although yes, it does look like Nymph was the one who connected the idea of “being caught by local news” and “kissing”.
….. doesn’t surprise me in the least. 🙂
Nymph
You have definitely missed an earlier claim that they were going to kiss at the protest and have it get picked up by the news (or I’m hallucinating) because I think at the time I was repeating a theory I’d heard before that I thought was really likely!!
I might be the inception but I don’t think I am!
Bittersweet
I mentioned the kiss ending up in the newspaper when Joyce and Dorothy brought up the idea of going to the protest for Jocelyne, if not earlier lol.
justin8448
I commented that it would go down just like the Canadian couple who were photographed kissing at a hockey riot in 2011.
I have no idea when I posted that, but it was a while ago.
Erin
April 16
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/03-me-and-who-you-say-i-was-yesterday/all-right/
I dunno how to link to the specific comment but you can ctrl + F your name.
Astariel
It was this strip. Willis namechecked you in the Patreon comments today, said you really freaked him out.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/03-me-and-who-you-say-i-was-yesterday/all-right/
BorkBorkBork
And wouldn’t you know it, immediately after Justin’s prediction, the very first Relationship Paladin took up arms to protect cartoon monogamy.
Nymph
Hey! That’s the one I saw that prompted me to bring it up again when the protest got close!
justin8448
Thanks for finding it Astariel!
I completely forgot I made that prediction immediately after making it. I only remembered after reading Clif’s request for who called it.
I promise to only use my psychic powers for good in the future, Willis!
deliverything
Speaking of Jocelyn being caught on camera: the tags indicate she had been this time too (though I can’t zoom in close enough to see her).
No idea if that’ll affect anything.
Koname
Her face is probably right around where it says Kiss on the paper since that’s roughly where she is in the original panel of the comic when the kiss happened.
deliverything
Thank you; somehow I didn’t think to go back and check.
It’s not copy-and-paste, but yes, it matches.
Meagan
Wait a minute – the last panel was changed! Right? I don’t remember that line about making out at a genocide protest being there before.
deliverything
Only noticed this now, but…
Meagan: yes, David Willis came to the conclusion that a strip that made it seem like a genocide protest was merely a cosmetic backdrop might not be in the best of taste.
https://www.dumbingofage.com/2025/comic/book-15/04-the-only-exception/live-jocelyne-reaction/#comment-1913765 hints at when the change occurred.
DJTsurugi
right? I wasn’t aware this was a speculation… ~<3
Steamweed
GOOD NEWS: Now Hank will be distracted from learning about Jocelyne. Good job, Joyce! 😀
Badger
So am I like, the ONLY person here who totally missed this?
JoeCovenant
Really?
I mean, not over-egging it – but it seemed really obvious!
Bleuryder
I’ve never won anything in my life except this. How and for what can I redeem these points?!
Tom
It was pointed out after the fact and…damn. The shoe has dropped
eskimolos
Honestly I was 90% sure as soon as The Kiss happened, and yes I am feeling veeery satisfied.
Rose by Any other Name
I don’t think I called newspaper specifically, but I did lay odds that the joke they were building up to was “yes, Joe already knows and doesn’t seem to bothered by it.” Which does indeed appear to be what is happening.
Pinkie
Called it! As long as I’m on a roll, I predict that images of that kiss are also going viral on social media, where Joyce’s parents can see it, which may or may not somehow involve them finding out about Jocelyne.
NGPZ
*plays “Cometh The Hour” from Bleach: Hell Verse*
Amós Batista
I confess I was expecting the next storyline, but of course they would post it next morning: it was a huge and important protest. Like, why not?
Davus
And not only was it a huge important protest, it was a photo of two girls kissing, received by the horny, pent up, newspaper editor.
fridge_logic
I was just thinking about the how strong the image of two women kissing while police launch tear gas is for underlining a narrative of disproportionate response. It’s a classic trope for reporting on crackdowns against gay rights protests. Nevermind how intense that kiss was and all the emotions that were running over their faces in the moment of that kiss making it likely a great photo on it’s own.
But then you point out that such a perfect photo was delivered to Daisy, of course she’s gonna put it on the front. page.
Steamweed
Absolutely front page.
AND she’s gonna assign a reporter or two to go interview the kissin’ gals.
(*enter, stage right, billifer)
Amara
Alternatively; it would be SO funny if daisy doesn’t actually recognize Dorothy from the back and asks her to go find and interview the couple involved, opening with something ala “hey Dorothy do you know who these two girls are?
And if they’re looking for a third?”thejeff
It’s a strong image and definitely something Daisy would want to highlight. OTOH, we also had AG beating up cops all over the place which is probably even more newsworthy and which Daisy would also have an interest in.
fridge_logic
Amazi Girl fighting the police is certainly newsworthy, though if you are siding with the students protestors depicting a student using violence to resist the police is not as effective an image as the lovers under fire image.
If you want the neutral readers to support Amazi Girl front page is the police launching tear gas at girls kissing to rile people up and then Amazi Girl punching cops in response goes below the fold or on a later page. It also makes the pictures seen by a reader chronologically accurate.
HueSatLight
it wasn’t a crackdown on a gay rights protest.
TrueVCU
I’m shocked we haven’t already been able to hear Beck screaming throughout the last few comics
Freemage
Her scream is currently so high-pitched that only dogs and mosquitos can hear it.
AbacusWizard
And certain dinosaurs.
Clif
Becky never reads the news except to look at the comics, and even then only Joyces.
Bogeywoman
The front page is hard to ignore tho
Nura Calise
Are we sure Becky didn’t already know? She kinda had to already pick up the vibes happening between Joyce and Dorothy.
BorkBorkBork
I feel certain she didn’t. Joyce had made it clear to Becky that she didn’t feel the same way, and to Becky, sexuality was something that could never change and was simply a part of who you were. Which is why she freaked out when Leslie challenged that assumption in gender studies.
My guess is that she’s spent so long thinking of Joyce and Dorothy as really good friends and “rivals” for best friend, that she’s recontextualized any of those vibes as just her own interpretation.
Astariel
She did seem to think Joyce was about to come out to her in the strip where Joyce tells her about her autism diagnosis.
thejeff
There’s still a difference between “picking up the vibes” and knowing that they’ve acted on those vibes. The vibes have been going on for awhile and Becky hasn’t seen Dorothy or Joyce since the Kiss.
thejeff
Actually, strike that. She did have one scene with Dorothy afterwards and she did react a bit strangely, though it could have been just to the difference in how Dorothy was acting than when she was all depressed that morning.
jeffepp
Becky knew that night, when Dorothy returned to there room. She kept asking if ANYTHING had happened, with a knowing grin.
I’m guessing the pictures went viral almost immediately.
Kyulen
Everyone who regularly reads the school newspaper at least. I know when I went to college I rarely read the newspaper.
Big Z
Counterpoint — I rarely read the newspaper, but I would have been able to tell you if the front page was a single huge image, because the newspaper was inevitably scattered everywhere.
Dara
pulitzer prize for best makeouts y/y?
Steamweed
For these modern times, that photo calls back to that famous photo of the sailor kissing a woman in NY Times Square when WWII was declared over.
(pulitzer for whichever student photog got it)
Meagan
So did Dina already know when Dorothy stopped by?
Throwatron
I’m starting to think probably lol
GreyICE
Counterpoint, it’s the school newspaper, like 10% of campus knows tops.
Delivery McGee
Having been the chief photographer and also delivery person (and thus also having to take away last week’s copies left in the racks) of my college newspaper, can confirm, even back in 2003.
deliverything
Yes, but what’s the readership for the students who are friends with one of the newspaper’s cartoonists and with one of the reporters?
thejeff
Also, if you do even glance at it and the front page has a pic of someone you know, it’s likely to get pointed out and spread around to the rest of your acquaintances.
Pocky
printed press IS a dying breed lol
DashWallkick
Becky is going to take this so hard, man.
Zaxares
Indeed. :/ Joe actually seems to be taking it surprisingly well (I’m not sure if this means he IS indeed open to a poly relationship, if he thinks it was just Joyce being Joyce-y, whether he’s internalizing some SERIOUS angst right now, or whether there’s still enough of the old Joe in him going “Booyah, two hot girls kissing! Threesome next??”), but I’m worried over how Becky will take this given how Becky has never truly stopped carrying a torch for Joyce.
Greylurker
yep….and her mom is totally going to see it…
Golden Yak
Don’t worry, Becky can’t read!
…right?
Jon
I actually appear in a photo with a (at the time former) SO that made it to the front page of various newspapers.
Alas the reason was that she had falsely accused her husband of rape and kidnapping her, while forging his signature to papers at a fertility clinic so she could get pregnant by someone else. It took a while for this all to come out and the DA saw his chance to make his name, since the husband was worth something like $250M at the time. It… did not work out well for anyone in the end.
Lesson learned: even if someone is a fabulous social dance partner, if they’re a sociopath and a trophy wife, do not take things off the dance floor.
ThomThom
Your Us get cut off by the sidebar. This is comedy.
Ana Chronistic