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Planning
Posted on May 2, 2012 by David M Willis

106 thoughts on “Planning”

  1. Kensou

    Flawless recovery, Walky.

  2. Mkvenner

    Wow he’s speaking coherently.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      His super-manliness has overcome his nervousness, that and his tongue.

  3. Yotomoe

    only real men don’t tell women they love them

    1. gangler

      Like. Real men don’t tell women they like them. Real men don’t in fact experience the emotion that women and lesser men refer to as love.

      1. Boom

        Actually, REAL men shout “Look out behind you!”, and then sort’f run off after checking out her ass. For science… listen, figuring out if a girl likes you too requires some very complicated equations and part of that requires an Ass Rating between one and eleven!

      2. Dragon Nataku

        I’ve been saying that for years~

    2. Biri

      Well yeah, you never tell a girl you like her, it makes you look like an idiot.

      1. A Gentleman's Man

        Ah yes, the eternal wisdom of Starkid, Esq. I salute you, good sir.

  4. David Herbert

    He’s a man’s man, if you know what I mean
    And he struts his stuff on the cat walk.

    1. Yotomoe

      yeah, on the catwalk?

      1. NCP19

        on the catwalk, yeah

        1. Yotomoe

          may I do a little turn?…on the catwalk?

        2. madd

          I may even shake my little tush on the catwalk.

        3. Max

          I love you all.

        4. Nalsheen

          On the catwalk?

        5. Kaj

          I am certain now – I am now safely among “my people”

        6. Shippy McShipper

          Can I just say that this was beautiful?

          (Also, anyone else have Snape’s face stuck on their heads now?)

  5. Doctor_Who

    Just belch loudly. She’ll get the message.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Gas is the language of love.

      1. Yotomoe

        So burritos are a great conversation starter?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Chilli is the ultimate ice-breaker.

        2. Lieutenant Dan

          You say ice, I say wind… what’s the difference?

        3. fellixe

          So it shall be broccoli bouquets from now on.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          …and Borsch is food of intense passion.

        5. Blob Marley

          I dunno who that is on your gravatar, but she’s adorable. Can I send her a bouquet of broccoli and asparagus?

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          I have used this Asuka Langley grav before and yes, Asuka with glasses and braids is extra cute. 😀

        7. TheBenenator

          …THAT’s Asuka? I can’t even recognize her!

          Might be the simple fact that an Evangelion character is smiling…

      2. Azumango

        This makes Mexico the new France.

        1. TacosForever

          YES! As it always should have been.

      3. Piper

        Does that mean Walky’s inflatulated with her?

  6. Sensedog

    Indirect admission is still a form of admission.

    1. NCP19

      It’s right there in the phrase!

  7. Wonder Wig

    Walky has taught me to hold back on my “I like you” card until AFTER there has been snogging.

    1. Henry

      Indeed. Man gets more tail than I do, and he’s a webcomic character.

      1. Yotomoe

        he also gets more mcnuggets

        1. Wonder Wig

          and mcdonalds doesn’t sell tail, only nuggets and an occasional head

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        @Henry: It’s the caramel, chicks dig caramel.

        1. Aizat

          I gave her caramel, bongoes love caramel.

        2. Aegon01

          ^basically

  8. addude

    I just fell in love with Walky. Actual romantic love.

  9. Seerow

    Hah. Thanks Willis I needed that laugh.

  10. Yotomoe

    Dorothy…all that lip locking is how Real mensay they like you…You don’t wanna know how they say they love you

    1. Vabolo

      It mainly involves boomboxes and messages in the sky.

  11. Ridureyu

    RELATIONSHIP

    TORPEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    1. horerczy

      Hey, hey. One thing at a time man.

  12. aba

    its funny because its true

  13. Aizat

    Walky, if you’re manly, I want to see you punch a dinosaur in the face and break swords with your pecs.

    1. Yotomoe

      I wanna see you eat lightning and crap thunder!

      1. N0083rP00F

        Enough Bean Burritos and the thunder is a given.

    2. Rex Hondo

      Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?

      1. Aizat

        That depends, can you slap a tornado?

        1. Rex Hondo

          Sure.

          Once…

        2. Version 2

          I can slap a tornado… I can dry up the sea…

          Just sayin’.

  14. SkepticJ

    I am imagining a world in which a guy like Walky is considered the epitome of super manliness. I like that world very much.

  15. Brasca1

    Soon as possible? Given the pace of this strip she’ll be around for a decade.

    1. Sensedog

      And I for one don’t mind at all.

  16. Uniqueantique

    An improbable pair, but still….kinda cute.

  17. Yotomoe

    i just noticed, Walky is the only person with a bookbag

    1. Doctor_Who

      Mike’s books won’t carry themselves.

      1. Yotomoe

        as well as the rest of the classes

  18. Eve

    And this is why they’re perfect for each other, neither wants to make serious commitments

    1. Herohatch

      My thoughts exactly. Proof of why Dorothy is seeing Walky instead of Danny; he isn’t clingy, among other reasons.

      1. Yotomoe

        plus Danny is not chiseled out of caramel.

        1. madd

          Sculpted, my friend, sculpted. One does not chisel caramel. One molds, kneads and massages it into delicious shapes.

        2. Rex Hondo

          Or you melt it down and pour it into a mold.

          Yeah… the metaphor kinda breaks down after a certain point.

        3. XMD

          unlike his abs

        4. Rex Hondo

          Don’t be so sure. If he’s anything like other guys I knew who were skinny in their teens, at some point in his mid-twenties his metabolism is going to grind to a screeching halt.

    2. gangler

      It is nice that they’re sort of on the same page about what they want out of this relationship.

  19. Plasma Mongoose

    The only Dorothy Walky is going to man-marry is Dorothy the Dinosaur (from The Wiggles)

    1. Aizat

      And you are never too old to watch programs meant for children.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        I heard somewhere that hipsters are allowed to watch them ‘ironically’. 😛

        1. Aizat

          Bah, who gives a flying feather to those hipsters.

        2. Rex Hondo

          I’m allowed to watch them because I’m making sure they’re appropriate for my kids to watch. 😉

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Doing things ‘ironically’ is the Get Out Of Jail Free card for any guilty pleasures you might indulge in.

        4. Rex Hondo

          I’ll remember that next time my wife says something about my naughty browser history.

        5. madd

          I’m only looking at that girls naked boobies ironically, honey.

        6. Rex Hondo

          also, I liked boobies before they were popular. Boobies were so much better before they got all commercial.

        7. madd

          @Rex … I was in to boobies back when they were still going by hooters.You know, before they sold out.

        8. fellixe

          Before they sold out to the Man! Nobody likes Man boobies.

        9. Aizat

          @fellixe Of course no one likes Man boobies. There’s no appeal to it.

        10. Rex Hondo

          Even caramel man boobies?

        11. madd

          @Aizat … what about girls who like both ladies and gets? Man boobies could be a little like having both at once! That might appeal … to somebody … maybe …

  20. CommentSpawn

    That might be the best last panel ever.

  21. Rex Hondo

    So… Is this her version of the “I’m shipping out tomorrow” speech?

    1. Yotomoe

      I’m shipping them right now :3

  22. Bekah

    Joyce is off to “think” impure “thoughts” about Walky while she “pleasures herself” if you know what I mean.

    …

    She’s going to touch herself.

    …

    Inappropriately.

    1. Yotomoe

      I Joyce could read that comment she would hire mike to punch you repeatedly in the face.

      1. Bekah

        Mike would turn her down, because he could cause more suffering by doing nothing.

    2. Azumango

      On the vagina.

      1. Bekah

        Hey, hey, hey now. There’s nothing inappropriate about touching one’s own vagina.

        1. Rex Hondo

          Depends what she’s touching it with.

  23. Sam

    Obviously, Walky is a buffet of manliness.

    … and spilled condiments, but you get the gist of it, I’m sure.

  24. Catramblish

    Swoon! Oh Walky! Your manliness can only be compared to the luster of your sculpted caramel body in pure intensity!
    Take me now.

  25. NF

    “I must not have told you ‘cuz of how super manly I am.”

    Oh Walky, you keep on dreaming that crazy dream.

    1. Maycroft

      He is the embodiment of tough, rough manliness.

      1. Arkadi

        The very embodiment. Sculpted out of caramel.

      2. NF

        Your avatar adds a whole ‘nother level of sarcasm to that comment.

  26. KresyAntics

    Walky is the definition of manly man. Never give an answer when put on the spot. Then let the real answer slip out in a non-threatining way. The Dos Equis guy would be proud!

    1. XMD

      I don’t always tell women I like them, but when I do, I don’t tell them I wanna marry them or nuffin’.

    2. Aizat

      He’s a man, such a man, he’s a real, a real man’s man.

    3. dranorter

      They say explaining the joke makes it not funny, but that is like half the comments here and they are hilar. ious.

  27. Aaron DaMommio

    Dorothy has the best reactions. Fast becoming my favorite character.

  28. LiC

    Joyce just wants to see more of Walky’s Caramel sculpted awesomeness.

  29. Novacaine

    and that class is how you blurt something you didn’t mean to, and play it off as manly as possible. Questions? NO! You don’t have questions because Professor Walky just demonstrated it perfectly.

  30. TessHM

    FLAWLESS, Walky.

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