Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the growling stomach of a wolf. As it’s chasing me through I hear that name whisper over and over.
Duran…Duran…
It’s also Willis ironically pointing out that Dorothy’s super-disciplined morning schedule is the epitome of the mother-figure, enhanced by the fact that she was trying to wake up Walky (the epitome of the lazy teenager).
TheZachariah
OH MY GOD I MISREAD THAT AND THOUGHT IT SAID MOTHER WOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME
Seerow
I made the same mis-reading at first.
Lawzlo
Sigmund Freud: Bill?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Nah… just got a minor Oedipal Complex.
You could run down to the running track, and back.
What? AROUND the running track? That’s too far.
Cattleprod
What about taking a cab to and from the running track? That sounds like an efficient use of time and resources.
Jen Aside
“Why do you sound out of breath?”
“I’m not. I was just jogging in the canyon.”
“I thought you were driving.”
“Right, I was driving… to the canyon… where I’m gonna jog.”
Runners don’t do that. I guess a track is for pussies or something.
My wife runs half-marathons and likes to work out before dawn. Our neighborhood has almost no sidewalks, but we live literally STEPS from my kid’s school, which has a beautiful paved track. The one at the park across the street is even better. And yet.
That’s right; we get up whenever we damn well please, and the sun can get bent!
I do rather miss having some semblance of a sleep schedule, though. xkcd.com/320
Discussion (169) - “Running”
Jen Aside
http://imgur.com/gallery/891y9
David M Willis
you had that lying in wait from patreon, didn’t you
liahansen
That is cheating. You are disqualified.
Maveric1984
Considering Patreon uses your real name, all us backers risk dozing ourselves by copying posts
Maveric1984
Doxxing… Not dozing. Damn autocorrect…
Jen Aside
Real… name…?
Clif
And if you copy someone else’s post, identity theft?
Jen Aside
what theft \=| this imgur link is a main website exclusive!
Camachri
Noooo! Nobody would ever do a thing like that!
Jen Aside
what, I can’t have a macro of that
Jon P
Not necessarily. We did know the headband was coming today.
Boom
Yeah, that, er, looks… awful… yeah. I’ll be in my bunk.
Kelly
PSL!
DSL
Personal Seat License?
Mal
That’s the most amazing look for Dorothy.
Doctor_Who
After a run, she’s trying out for a spot in Jem and the Holograms.
DeadlyCreampuff
Oh please, her hair isn’t remotely big enough to fit in there :3
Plasma Mongoose
Two Words: Hair Extensions.
Opus the Poet
Joyce and Dorothy again…
MrSirk
Joyce and Dorothy WITHOUT Walky! It’s a Christmas miracle and it’s not even Halloween yet.
Kyrros
Still fails the Bechdel Test :-p
DSL
Was the Bechdel Test being given?
Plasma Mongoose
ACK 80s FLASHBACKS!
Tunaro
Sometimes, late at night, I can still hear the growling stomach of a wolf. As it’s chasing me through I hear that name whisper over and over.
Duran…Duran…
Doctor_Who
Let’s get physical, physical!
Felix
the best decade!
Roborat
Would you give your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
Nobbidy
Well, that is that.
Kernanator
Hisssssssssssssssssssss
Airyu
what is with the alt text. i don’t understand the alt text. :C
Plasma Mongoose
I got no idea myself, some please explain!
someguywithakatana
It’s what Walky supposedly said to Dorothy after waking up and forgetting he dumped her. He assumed her trying to wake him up to run was a dream
TheZachariah
It’s also Willis ironically pointing out that Dorothy’s super-disciplined morning schedule is the epitome of the mother-figure, enhanced by the fact that she was trying to wake up Walky (the epitome of the lazy teenager).
TheZachariah
OH MY GOD I MISREAD THAT AND THOUGHT IT SAID MOTHER WOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT ME
Seerow
I made the same mis-reading at first.
Lawzlo
Sigmund Freud: Bill?
Bill S. Preston, Esq.: Nah… just got a minor Oedipal Complex.
Deanatay
Nothing complex about it! 🙂
DeadlyCreampuff
I’m still just going to assume he thought she was president carter, but that simpsons joke might be too old :3
insomniac
Morning people.
Yotomoe
If Dorothy tries to get Walky up at dawn again, Joyce will become a Mourning person.
Deathjavu
As discussed previously, the correct term is ” ‘people’ ” (with quotes around) (because they are actually alien lizards)
Disloyal Subject
Wait, ALL of us are? Dang, the guys’ve been holding out on me!
xKiv
You must be a “sleeper” agent.
deathjavu
Well, I suppose some percentage might also be cyborg robots.
Undead Mantis
Annexing the time of others is the path to immortality.
GoogerGeiger
Dorothy you look ridiculous. Stop.
liahansen
I mean, she’s going for a morning jog. s’not exactly a black-tie affair.
David M Willis
and if you’re running before dawn you probably want high-visibility colors or you’re gonna get hit by a car
Jen Aside
or you could use the running track??
Dante
Git yer logic out of here. e.e
Kelly
yuck. I’ll stick to the sidewalks
David M Willis
Well that’s not right outside her door!
Deanatay
You could run down to the running track, and back.
What? AROUND the running track? That’s too far.
Cattleprod
What about taking a cab to and from the running track? That sounds like an efficient use of time and resources.
Jen Aside
“Why do you sound out of breath?”
“I’m not. I was just jogging in the canyon.”
“I thought you were driving.”
“Right, I was driving… to the canyon… where I’m gonna jog.”
DSL
The gym has a parking lot. Think about it.
Swerve
Me, I’d rather transform, and roll out!
Mo
Runners don’t do that. I guess a track is for pussies or something.
My wife runs half-marathons and likes to work out before dawn. Our neighborhood has almost no sidewalks, but we live literally STEPS from my kid’s school, which has a beautiful paved track. The one at the park across the street is even better. And yet.
Emperor Kiva
I had something but then I lost it……Well no sense in leaving that as a comment. I like Joyce. That’s better
Tunaro
Human beings are not made to get up at, before, or after the sun does.
Disloyal Subject
That’s right; we get up whenever we damn well please, and the sun can get bent!
I do rather miss having some semblance of a sleep schedule, though. xkcd.com/320
das-g
Are you completely missing a sleep schedule or is it just drifting west?
dailybrad
Dorothy really does look like Lisa Simpson sometimes, definitely see why Sal called her that once.
Plasma Mongoose
I just hope her voice isn’t also like Lisa Simpson’s cos that would get annoying fast.
Mo
If she played the bari sax, it would even things out, though.
Regalli
Oh, headbands. You are so difficult to wear cutely. *Glares at her pile of headbands* TV LIED, YOU TRAITORS.
Tunaro
The solution is simple. Cat ears. Cat ear headbands for everybody.
Yotomoe
Those are even worse!
Jen Aside
Headbands with bangs!
HEADBANGS
wait
Mass Confusion
No, that’s brilliant! WE CAN MAKE MILLIONS!
Wait.. I think maining a gobby in WoW has messed with my head….. carry on
Gadgeteer Smashwidget
Yeah, Gnomes are better, anyways.