Life is a McNugget train
Here in IU
Hand scars, skaters, Toe Dad, Blaine
I’m-a fite you
Might get some fat ass
Or flunk out math class
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
Everyday they’re out there rhyming
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
That don’t rhyme yet still they’re chiming
Fleshball
D-d-d-dotty, what’s Joyce saying
There’s a joke here but it’s lame-ing
What to do about this awful
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
This song fell apart because of
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
Coulda sang about college, but
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
Not coherent lines or Valentine’s, it’s
Dorothy: “Sex, Joyce. The thing I’m currently missing about Walky is the sex. I don’t really think you want to ‘fill’ that particular ‘void’.”
Joyce: ….
*Joyce pulls on a rubber glove with a snap*
Dorothy: “… what are you planning to do with that?”
Joyce: “You’re going to need to guide me ’cause I’m going have my eyes closed.”
Agemegos
/me offers Joyce a dental dam and a pair of blackout goggles.
“Don’t worry. You’ll do fine.”
AGV
D: …Is this what they call “scaroused”? I think I’m scaroused.
J: *putting on blindfold* Look, Dorothy, I’m not getting any more dirty than I need to be, so no weird kinky stuff.
Zaxares
Don’t worry, it only feels kinky the first time. 😉
Strangeshapes
Eh, if you’re doing it right it can feel kinky every time…
Screwball
As much as I would like to see that ?, I don’t think Becky will handle it too well. She’s tried making a move (that the right term?) on Joyce and got nowhere, she already has that “rivalry” with Dorothy, if Becky discovered that Joyce helped “fill the void” for Dorothy, she might go a bit crazy, maybe even seduce Dorothy herself…
That would be an interesting plot development, let’s go with that…
Daniel the Human is trying to figure out how a Cybertronian can be so perverted, despite not having Human hormones…
They are already too old to have really grown up with the ’87 version. That’s what I grew up with and I’m approaching twice their age (*sob!*).
Considering Walky is still very much a fan of cartoons, and DT ’17 is truly excellent (I watch it despite my decrepitude), I see no reason he wouldn’t be into it.
I wouldn’t mind a Walky relapse on Dotty’s part, I like them together and think they are good for each other. But on the other hand Dotty has a healthy attitude about it so it’s all good.
Maybe it’s time for Joyce to admit she has some bi tendencies and ride that Dotty train?
On the other hand, despite her very best efforts, Dorothy was never able to get Walky to study on his own terms; he was only doing it for her, and even then he basically self-sabotaged every study session with Jason.
Amber managed to do it (admittedly, mostly via hacking his grades for a self-esteem boost).
Order of the Stick has not resumed updating yet, probably because of the Cthuluhoid weirdness that is the International Date Line. (It doesn’t pass through R’lyeh by accident, boys and girls!) Or because OotS’s server is west of DoA’s server. Or something. But I have a reprieve! It will definitely be at least 3 February in every part of the USA 24 hours from now. Unless OotS does not update until very very late in something like Hawai’ian Time it ought to sneak in before Mike comes up like a big red rubber ball.
87 thoughts on “Crass”
Ana Chronistic
Life is a McNugget train
Here in IU
Hand scars, skaters, Toe Dad, Blaine
I’m-a fite you
Might get some fat ass
Or flunk out math class
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
Everyday they’re out there rhyming
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
That don’t rhyme yet still they’re chiming
Fleshball
D-d-d-dotty, what’s Joyce saying
There’s a joke here but it’s lame-ing
What to do about this awful
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
This song fell apart because of
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
Coulda sang about college, but
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo
Not coherent lines or Valentine’s, it’s
Fleshball, oo-OO-oo *DUN*
Zor
This is freaking ART
Kyrik Michalowski
This is comment gold right here.
Shane
I’m rooting for him to get some round Amber ass.
DaveM
Seriously, Respect.
Needfuldoer
*applause*
FacelessDeviant
Thats damn creative, especially at 12 am. Well done!
Clif
Nice!
But where’s the verse about roommates and their eventual fate?
AY
I’m rewatching new Ducktales currently so honestly this is in my brain forever now
He Who Abides
Someone get Ana a medal!
Charlie Spencer
Lock the Internet down; it’s finally finished.
Freezer
Imagine there is a like button. Have a “+1”.
Jane
Trying SO hard here not to make a dirty joke about what Joyce could do to prevent Dorothy from “relapsing”.
Doctor_Who
She’s a size six.
Bagge
Filling that void
LeslieBean4shizzle
Dorothy: “Sex, Joyce. The thing I’m currently missing about Walky is the sex. I don’t really think you want to ‘fill’ that particular ‘void’.”
Joyce: ….
*Joyce pulls on a rubber glove with a snap*
Dorothy: “… what are you planning to do with that?”
Joyce: “You’re going to need to guide me ’cause I’m going have my eyes closed.”
Agemegos
/me offers Joyce a dental dam and a pair of blackout goggles.
“Don’t worry. You’ll do fine.”
AGV
D: …Is this what they call “scaroused”? I think I’m scaroused.
J: *putting on blindfold* Look, Dorothy, I’m not getting any more dirty than I need to be, so no weird kinky stuff.
Zaxares
Don’t worry, it only feels kinky the first time. 😉
Strangeshapes
Eh, if you’re doing it right it can feel kinky every time…
Screwball
As much as I would like to see that ?, I don’t think Becky will handle it too well. She’s tried making a move (that the right term?) on Joyce and got nowhere, she already has that “rivalry” with Dorothy, if Becky discovered that Joyce helped “fill the void” for Dorothy, she might go a bit crazy, maybe even seduce Dorothy herself…
That would be an interesting plot development, let’s go with that…
Daniel the Human is trying to figure out how a Cybertronian can be so perverted, despite not having Human hormones…
miri
Poor Dina… I don’t want Becky to break her heart!
Plasma Mongoose
Just as long as it doesn’t lead to a prolapse.
He Who Abides
Well, Joyce does know what strap-ons are now . . .
MaddMaxx
Oh god, Walky-Joyce is…weird.
Don’t like.
HOWEVER the implications are staggering
Plasma Mongoose
She will eat all the nuggets, but only after she peeled the nugget skins off.
Schpoonman
Okay, Mr. Lector.
Chaucer59
Wasn’t Joyce/Walky a ship in another Willis comic?
MaddMaxx
Well, yeah, but his face on her head is wrong somehow
Bagge
Dorothy is fine. It’s fine. This is fine.
DailyBrad
Oh wow, she’s willing the eyes. Joyce is good.
Tan
Eventually these characters will have grown up with the 2017 version of DuckTales. And that’s okay.
Doctor_Who
They are already too old to have really grown up with the ’87 version. That’s what I grew up with and I’m approaching twice their age (*sob!*).
Considering Walky is still very much a fan of cartoons, and DT ’17 is truly excellent (I watch it despite my decrepitude), I see no reason he wouldn’t be into it.
Jasmijn
Back when the comic started, I was the same age as the main cast. Now they’re all babies. Babies I tell you!
Suet
Wally feels sufficient enough as the rebound, really.
For now, for Dorothy, the scene is so quiet and the focus is allocated better. And it is just November?
Stephen Bierce
*notices that somebody cut the power to the Muzak*
*goes to the shop for a reel of replacement power cable*
BBCC
I wouldn’t object to her relapsing but she has a healthy attitude.
Skater Girl
We all know how you can fill Dorothy’s void, Joyce. Do it.
Kravis
Gobble down some pizza, Joyce.
It might help.
Plasma Mongoose
The real trick is getting her to eat it as a whole slice and not have her pull off the individual ingredients first.
Kyrik Michalowski
I wouldn’t mind a Walky relapse on Dotty’s part, I like them together and think they are good for each other. But on the other hand Dotty has a healthy attitude about it so it’s all good.
Maybe it’s time for Joyce to admit she has some bi tendencies and ride that Dotty train?
King Daniel
Dorothy’s said in the past that she herself is most likely a Kinsey zero, so unless that changes…
Agemegos
Joyce, on the other hand, is
KinseySize six.LeslieBean4shizzle
The bigger question there is if Dorothy has any bi tendencies.
Nono
On the other hand, despite her very best efforts, Dorothy was never able to get Walky to study on his own terms; he was only doing it for her, and even then he basically self-sabotaged every study session with Jason.
Amber managed to do it (admittedly, mostly via hacking his grades for a self-esteem boost).
Deanatay
A relapse? I doubt it. I mean, Dorothy is totally over him. She has absolutely no feelings for him whatsoever. Am I right?
Agemegos
I ship Dorothy with Jacob. Jacofthy? Doorknob?
Order of the Stick has not resumed updating yet, probably because of the Cthuluhoid weirdness that is the International Date Line. (It doesn’t pass through R’lyeh by accident, boys and girls!) Or because OotS’s server is west of DoA’s server. Or something. But I have a reprieve! It will definitely be at least 3 February in every part of the USA 24 hours from now. Unless OotS does not update until very very late in something like Hawai’ian Time it ought to sneak in before Mike comes up like a big red rubber ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kNisVmNj1Q
JessWitt
Oh man that’s a pairing I wouldn’t have guessed. They’d be made for each other but there’s gotta be some iceberg to sink this ship.
timemonkey
Neither would help the other destress, only drive each other to keep working until they burn out.
Agemegos
Woohoo!
New Order of the Stick
Chaucer59
Sorry, Agemegos. Somehow I missed this post.
Chaucer59
OOTS just updated yesterday.
JA
“Fill the void”
*snerk*
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Sometimes you fill the void …
Sometimes the void fills you …
Meagan
Joyce is really weird.
King Daniel
Meanwhile, Walky wonders why he has a sudden urge to don a sweatervest and dissect the tacos on his plate.
JessWitt
She’s got David Walkerton eyes. Run!
StClair
Best part is, they’re still blue!
Roborat
Is that like Betty Davis eyes?
Jago
We get it, Joyce, you’re gay for Dorothy.
Agemegos
And Sal.
Plasma Mongoose
She want to poke her Dot.
StClair
Again?
Plasma Mongoose
Did I miss a comic?
ValdVin
Side note: Your gravatar selections have been aces recently.
Plasma Mongoose
I been finding SU and SU:F quite fascinating, but damn these hiatuses.
Needfuldoer
Dorothy needs the Walky patch.
(Side effects of the Walky Patch include Nachitos-coating-colored marks on the application site, lack of focus, spontaneity, and diarrhea.)
BenRG
It’s kind of disturbing how quickly and easily Joyce has managed to get Walky’s number, isn’t it? Simple guy; simple to imitate!
Madock345
I think it’s because Walky is actually a complicated guy pretending to be simple, and it’s always easier to imitate a character than a real person.
Arianod
You know what happens if you shout “Monkeyweenus” out loud three times…
Clif
Mike appears?
Masumi