…dangit Beckers, did you opt out of “vote for what you’re campaigning” ’cause now you aren’t homeless like Robin SAID you were so she’s already a liar D=
Right??? I was REALLY hoping she’d go for “vote for what you’re campaigning”+tuition. Though i’m not sure if her being paid real campaign manager money was automatically included- but if it was, she could have Definitely afforded a small place nearby- if not a pretty decent one.
Though… here’s to hoping this’ll be one of those “Robin learns her lesson and isn’t a giant jerk when it comes down to vote” things.
The problem is that I think that Robin is a bit like Shao Kahn or Doctor Doom. Yes, you can get them to promise anything you want but unless it’s immediate, they will BREAK that promise eventually.
I mean they will go along with it if you convince them sticking with the promise is in their best interests. Robin now has to spend a lot of time with Becky. That builds character. Also how do actually believe Robin would stick to a promise like that if she didn’t have to spend a bunch of time with Becky. At best she would pretend to follow it until she had an excuse to drop it
She’s not really any less homeless than she was, she’s just crashing at someone else’s place now. Which can still be withdrawn at any time, making it a nice weapon for Robin to hold over her head.
The blowback from all of this is going to hit Leslie, so she’s probably lost the place she was staying and may wind up worse off overall.
That depends on if Becky got her contract in writing. You need to house for this long can be legally enforced. I still think Becky should have asked herself if a couple months rent is really worth more economically and/or emotionally than her friends good graces.
Not necessarily a lie. Robin said “a homeless youth who I’m taking under my wing”. Becky was homeless until right now, and this is the taking under her wing part. I think, honestly, it would be MUCH worse for Robin’s PR if Becky remained homeless despite working for her.
It’s entirely possible Robin bought it outright, transferred the paperwork, and Becky now owns the apartment. I doubt it was very expensive in politician terms, especially if it’s a “place to crash when I can’t be where I want to live”
Wouldn’t Robin need a legal residence in Indiana to be a congressional representative of that state? This could be that place for Robin.
not someone else
Yeah, she would, so it could be her main local place. I would think most Congressfolk would still choose to live in, like, Indianapolis or something, but then again, she might be low on funds given how her campaign is going.
Have to have a legal residence in the district, not just anywhere in the state. Whether you spend any time there is up to what your constituents (those who know who their representative is, at any rate) will let you get away with.
geno
As she said “in town” Presumably Robin still has a place in either DC or elsewhere in Indiana
Even if Robin doesn’t own it, it doesn’t matter so long as she has the legal right to possession of the premises *and* has the right to sublet. Assuming Robin doesn’t own the apartment, if she can sublet it then she’s entirely within her rights to transfer her right to possession to Becky. The implied agreement seems to be a furnished place, so that includes the furniture. At that point, then Robin would indeed need Becky’s permission to crash on the couch Robin herself owns (but does not own the right to possession to).
thejeff
Assuming she actually did any of that, which I kind of doubt.
I’m not sure what the terms of such a lease would look like, but they’re not going to be “rent-free forever”.
Seregiel
I think she’s asking to go back to the Leslie’s couch, which beck was occupying.
Though like some have said, it’s easier to get concrete proof for “give me somewhere to live” than it is for “stick to your word on these policies if elected.” And of course, she’s betting on Robin not getting elected, but…
Yes, I think she made the right call. She can persuade Robin to become a better person and that will work much better than a promise that she’d break anyway.
I mean, sweet gig’s a sweet gig, but I get where Becky’s worried, feeling like she’s shaking the devil’s hand. I guess now we learn if Robin’s learned anything or not, given her former constituents abandoned her, and Becky’s tweets are her only way back to relevance. Shows what the people want.
For those who don’t know the song, Daniel the Human has introduced me to it… https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A
I don’t have to worry about freefalling, I just transform into my large RC plane mode and fly away…
…Till I get hit by lightning. That does more than tingle…
Oh no no no please don’t tell me this means she backed out of the last option because she thought it was an easy lost. No no no- https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc
I still think lamp has a bright future in politics.
(Well spotted, King Daniel)
Needfuldoer
Lamp will shine a light on the corruption in politics! Lamp is plugged in to the local community! Lamp stands tall as a shining beacon of hope in these trying times!
Lamp Aide 2020: because at this point even an inanimate object would be an improvement.
Ryek Hvek
“It’s a lamp! It’s an aide! Lamp ‘n’ Aide 2020 !!”
Finishing off with a great confidence booster. “Congrats, you’re no longer a burden on everyone around you, or getting in the way.” Yeah, Robin seems to still need to work on her “Basic Humanity 101″…
I wouldn’t be surprised if Becky herself said something to Robin about getting out of Leslie’s way in explaining why she chose the two-out-of-three she did. In retrospect, this is why we got the scene with Leslie being awkward about having “snuck” Anna into the apartment past Becky on the sofa earlier; to explain why Becky would later prioritize housing over Robin’s voting record.
Considering how heinous Society has gotten lately I think we might actually need basic human decency and conduct classes just to teach future Generations how to not be assholes going forward.
I suspect we’ve needed that basically forever. I’m not at all sure society has gotten any more heinous in recent years.
When was basic human decency actually common – except between relative equals.
Okay, I’m genuinely confused. Is Robin asking to stay on the couch that Becky used to sleep on, i.e., the couch in Leslie’s apartment? Or is she asking to stay on the couch in Becky’s new apartment which she (Robin) is paying for, and if so, why?
The latter, because Robin gave Becky the place where she herself was staying when in Indiana. She presumably still has another apartment in D.C., but if she doesn’t want to drive / fly there tonight, it’s either “Becky’s” couch or a hotel.
I think she’s asking after Leslie’s couch. She tried to steal the couch from Becky previously and (paraphrasing) said: let Becky stay at her girlfriends, you’re “clitblocking her, yo” to Leslie. The fact Leslie still doesn’t get a say is of course wildly disturbing. It means she still doesn’t get Becky wasn’t the obstacle but her own behavior was…
I’m actually pretty sure the couch Robin is asking for is the one in this apartment. Robin’s saying ‘ok, this is your place now, but since it was my crash pad I need someplace, can it still be here but on the couch as your guest?’
Seregiel
Way more polite, and I’m hoping you/others are right. Robin would be improving versus… being Robin.
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Ana Chronistic
“also, can I borrow ten dollars”
…dangit Beckers, did you opt out of “vote for what you’re campaigning” ’cause now you aren’t homeless like Robin SAID you were so she’s already a liar D=
Kelandrea
Right??? I was REALLY hoping she’d go for “vote for what you’re campaigning”+tuition. Though i’m not sure if her being paid real campaign manager money was automatically included- but if it was, she could have Definitely afforded a small place nearby- if not a pretty decent one.
Though… here’s to hoping this’ll be one of those “Robin learns her lesson and isn’t a giant jerk when it comes down to vote” things.
clif
Becky didn’t go for the vote because she figured that Robin didn’t stand a chance. This will of course come back to bite her.
StClair
probably, yes.
C.T Phipps
The problem is that I think that Robin is a bit like Shao Kahn or Doctor Doom. Yes, you can get them to promise anything you want but unless it’s immediate, they will BREAK that promise eventually.
geno
I mean they will go along with it if you convince them sticking with the promise is in their best interests. Robin now has to spend a lot of time with Becky. That builds character. Also how do actually believe Robin would stick to a promise like that if she didn’t have to spend a bunch of time with Becky. At best she would pretend to follow it until she had an excuse to drop it
AntJ
Figured this was the case when Becky called Robin a pinata. Also explains why Robin whisked her offstage when she spewed liberal policy.
This makes everything way more chaotic, especially if Robin ends up winning. I’m totally here for it.
geno
Yeah this definitely the best choice narratively. Willis always plays the long game
thejeff
She’s not really any less homeless than she was, she’s just crashing at someone else’s place now. Which can still be withdrawn at any time, making it a nice weapon for Robin to hold over her head.
The blowback from all of this is going to hit Leslie, so she’s probably lost the place she was staying and may wind up worse off overall.
TemperaryObsessor
That depends on if Becky got her contract in writing. You need to house for this long can be legally enforced. I still think Becky should have asked herself if a couple months rent is really worth more economically and/or emotionally than her friends good graces.
Kinoko
Not necessarily a lie. Robin said “a homeless youth who I’m taking under my wing”. Becky was homeless until right now, and this is the taking under her wing part. I think, honestly, it would be MUCH worse for Robin’s PR if Becky remained homeless despite working for her.
butts
you’re paying for it, robin, it’s your couch
Yumi
Well, she’s now paying for it to pay Becky /with/, so I don’t know if it still qualifies as hers.
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Oh great. Now the bonus comic polls are going to be runoffs between “Leslie’s couch”, “Robin’s couch”, and “Becky’s couch”.
Bagge
With the privacy chairs as a runner up
not someone else
It’s entirely possible Robin bought it outright, transferred the paperwork, and Becky now owns the apartment. I doubt it was very expensive in politician terms, especially if it’s a “place to crash when I can’t be where I want to live”
King Daniel
Wouldn’t Robin need a legal residence in Indiana to be a congressional representative of that state? This could be that place for Robin.
not someone else
Yeah, she would, so it could be her main local place. I would think most Congressfolk would still choose to live in, like, Indianapolis or something, but then again, she might be low on funds given how her campaign is going.
DSL
Have to have a legal residence in the district, not just anywhere in the state. Whether you spend any time there is up to what your constituents (those who know who their representative is, at any rate) will let you get away with.
geno
As she said “in town” Presumably Robin still has a place in either DC or elsewhere in Indiana
Falcon
Even if Robin doesn’t own it, it doesn’t matter so long as she has the legal right to possession of the premises *and* has the right to sublet. Assuming Robin doesn’t own the apartment, if she can sublet it then she’s entirely within her rights to transfer her right to possession to Becky. The implied agreement seems to be a furnished place, so that includes the furniture. At that point, then Robin would indeed need Becky’s permission to crash on the couch Robin herself owns (but does not own the right to possession to).
thejeff
Assuming she actually did any of that, which I kind of doubt.
I’m not sure what the terms of such a lease would look like, but they’re not going to be “rent-free forever”.
Seregiel
I think she’s asking to go back to the Leslie’s couch, which beck was occupying.
Falcon
That makes a lot more sense actually.
Regalli
Welp, we’re all doomed but Becky most of all.
Stephen Bierce
*plays Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell” on the stereo* (For Confederate Memorial Day)
Stephen Bierce
And how much you wanna bet that one of the walls is insulated with crack pipes?
Slartibeast Button, BIA
Freedom’s just another word for no voters left to lose…
pdp15
Actually, with the mouseover text, a little Tom Petty would fit right in…
Yumi
Dammit, Becky. I mean, I know you were in a tough spot, but…dammit, Becky.
Yumi
Though like some have said, it’s easier to get concrete proof for “give me somewhere to live” than it is for “stick to your word on these policies if elected.” And of course, she’s betting on Robin not getting elected, but…
TemperaryObsessor
Any attempts of concrete proof about voting your campaign could get them both in major trouble.
C.T Phipps
Yes, I think she made the right call. She can persuade Robin to become a better person and that will work much better than a promise that she’d break anyway.
DailyBrad
I mean, sweet gig’s a sweet gig, but I get where Becky’s worried, feeling like she’s shaking the devil’s hand. I guess now we learn if Robin’s learned anything or not, given her former constituents abandoned her, and Becky’s tweets are her only way back to relevance. Shows what the people want.
saltchocolate
Hovertext wins!!! Best song.
Screwball
For those who don’t know the song, Daniel the Human has introduced me to it…
https://youtu.be/1lWJXDG2i0A
I don’t have to worry about freefalling, I just transform into my large RC plane mode and fly away…
…Till I get hit by lightning. That does more than tingle…
Newllend(henryvolt)
Oh no no no please don’t tell me this means she backed out of the last option because she thought it was an easy lost. No no no- https://youtu.be/umDr0mPuyQc
Woomy
Yup, she chose a nice apartment for a couple months! Good job Becky!
ninja_jesus
a href=”https://youtu.be/u5k_arVcqR8″>Oh man oh god!
ninja_jesus
Oops, bad html. You know the link at least.
C.T Phipps
It is the Dumbing of Age but I think 3# was a pie in the sky anyway.
Fart Captor
Yeah, if she was unwilling to change on her own, making her promise wasn’t gonna work
ShinyNeen
Those might just be the least confident thumbs-up I’ve ever seen. And honestly, Becky? Same.
… Of course the space used to be an addiction center. Of course it was.
C.T Phipps
Did she shut it down to have a place to live?
ShinyNeen
If so, better not tell Becky. Rational or not, she looks like she’s doing enough second-guessing herself already!
King Daniel
I see one of Robin’s staff in the corner.
That’s right, I see you, Lamp.
ShinyNeen
Sheesh, what has Lamp done for the team lately? That slacker’s gonna get demoted all the way down to *some sort of half-hearted gesture* at this rate.
Bagge
I still think lamp has a bright future in politics.
(Well spotted, King Daniel)
Needfuldoer
Lamp will shine a light on the corruption in politics! Lamp is plugged in to the local community! Lamp stands tall as a shining beacon of hope in these trying times!
Lamp Aide 2020: because at this point even an inanimate object would be an improvement.
Ryek Hvek
“It’s a lamp! It’s an aide! Lamp ‘n’ Aide 2020 !!”
Jhon
No ‘Like’ button. 8-( Can we have a LOL button?
Kinoko
I, too, am happy to see the return of Lamp!
Screwball
Finishing off with a great confidence booster. “Congrats, you’re no longer a burden on everyone around you, or getting in the way.” Yeah, Robin seems to still need to work on her “Basic Humanity 101″…
Ascension
I wouldn’t be surprised if Becky herself said something to Robin about getting out of Leslie’s way in explaining why she chose the two-out-of-three she did. In retrospect, this is why we got the scene with Leslie being awkward about having “snuck” Anna into the apartment past Becky on the sofa earlier; to explain why Becky would later prioritize housing over Robin’s voting record.
poofdepoof
ooh good idea about the reason for the Anna scene.
Chrissy
But Leslie chose the 2 of 3, not Becky
C.T Phipps
She’s GOP. Becky isn’t human to her for several reasons. Like being poor.
Newllend(henryvolt)
Considering how heinous Society has gotten lately I think we might actually need basic human decency and conduct classes just to teach future Generations how to not be assholes going forward.
Geneseepaws
I’d object to that characterization, only I think you are right on this point.
thejeff
I suspect we’ve needed that basically forever. I’m not at all sure society has gotten any more heinous in recent years.
When was basic human decency actually common – except between relative equals.
Marsh Maryrose
Okay, I’m genuinely confused. Is Robin asking to stay on the couch that Becky used to sleep on, i.e., the couch in Leslie’s apartment? Or is she asking to stay on the couch in Becky’s new apartment which she (Robin) is paying for, and if so, why?
Ascension
The latter, because Robin gave Becky the place where she herself was staying when in Indiana. She presumably still has another apartment in D.C., but if she doesn’t want to drive / fly there tonight, it’s either “Becky’s” couch or a hotel.
C.T Phipps
I think Robin wants to stay around Leslie because Becky provides a similar “lesbian fun happy time” vibes that Robin enjoyed tremendously.
Which is all manner of Squick if Robin thinks Becky would be interested in her.
geno
I don’t think Robin wanting Becky has been forshadowed at all outside of insane fanfiction.
clif
Insane fanfiction is the best fanfiction.
Zero
A landlord owns a building, but doesn’t just barge in on tenants.
Of course, designating the place to be Becky’s own for a time is more then she had to do, and actually respecting that after saying it is… surprising.
Seregiel
I think she’s asking after Leslie’s couch. She tried to steal the couch from Becky previously and (paraphrasing) said: let Becky stay at her girlfriends, you’re “clitblocking her, yo” to Leslie. The fact Leslie still doesn’t get a say is of course wildly disturbing. It means she still doesn’t get Becky wasn’t the obstacle but her own behavior was…
Anonymsly
I’m actually pretty sure the couch Robin is asking for is the one in this apartment. Robin’s saying ‘ok, this is your place now, but since it was my crash pad I need someplace, can it still be here but on the couch as your guest?’
Seregiel
Way more polite, and I’m hoping you/others are right. Robin would be improving versus… being Robin.
Tacos