Why? He’s seen as attractive by others, who are consensually giving him their contact info. All because of his upbeat attitude in a situation that would normally impact one negatively.
I need to stop commenting when I hit that crashy period before I catch my second wind… Which seems to have been granted by re-reading QC for the last hour….
I REALLY wanna see what his mother thinks of all this. I mean, yeah, Joe thinks being known for a sex video is the best thing ever, but I’d really laugh my ass off if his mother showed up in the dorm screaming “What the hell were you thinking you man?!”
Meanwhile… I’m rather curious as to who would actually consider going out on a date with Joe BECAUSE he made a sex tape.
The index finger looks fine to me, taking into account perspective, but I agree that the back of the thumb doesn’t dimple in like that, no matter what angle you have it at.
…the reporter does so write the headline. 90% of the time I’m stuck on an article, it’s because I’m trying to come up with a catchy-but-not-cliche headline. /journalist
Discussion (71) - “Headline”
Jen Aside
Stick to “with my penis,” Joe.
Plasma Mongoose
Of cause he will stick with his penis, using any other body part wouldn’t be half as fun.
Sat
With his fist.
Plasma Mongoose
I stand corrected!
XMD
… with your penis.
Plasma Mongoose
You mean with his penis right? Cos I never loan mine out. 😛
meanderling
Sweet! I have no life!
Oh, Joe. I love your faces.
buttsbutts mcgee
Stay classy, Joe.
Undrave
JOE JOE JOE JOE!
David Herbert
It’ll be hard. He has a full weekend ahead of him.
Jackson
♫ Double double your entendre ♫
das-g
… yeah, yeaaaah, ♫ it’s so intense!
Plasma Mongoose
Oddly enough I am uncertain of what Joe is implying this time… I must be getting old.
Aizat
I do and I’m a 19 year old that prefers the old stuff and sometimes act like a bitter old man.
Plasma Mongoose
So can you explain to me what Joe is saying?
Doctor_Who
Head = Oral Sex. Women are lining up to provide him with Oral Sex.
With his penis.
Plasma Mongoose
I really am getting old, I cannot believe that I wasn’t able to wrap my head around the oral sex angle.
Null Set
You just need to practice stretching your jaw muscles.
Plasma Mongoose
That comment is sure to induce anyone’s gag reflex. :O
Milosh
Wow, I had to read the comments to get that one. And I’m 19 as well, so I can’t blame age here.
Aizat
Thanks, Dorothy. Thanks to your article, I’m now getting a lot of girls to do with.
Aizat
Joe, you sex maniac. Don’t explain the joke because if you explain the joke there is no joke.
buttsbutts mcgee
What if you explain the joke… with your penis?
Plasma Mongoose
Then you joke will be half-cocked.
Vivvav
Clever girl.
Plasma Mongoose
Thank you! I am well versed with issues involving the penis. 😀
CranJKuris
I see what you did there.
ProfPenguin
Remember: A joke is like a puppy. If you take it apart, it dies!
Plasma Mongoose
Dead Puppy Humour
HeartlessHealer
You’ve linked to tvtropes! You’ve doomed us all!
Plasma Mongoose
The more I link to TVTropes now, the more resistant people become to archive binging when they check out a link there.
It’s like a public service in a way.
Zanosuke_Kurosaki
Joe *is* the joke here.
Alex
Is it wrong that Joe is a hero of mine?
bramble
If it’s wrong to have Joe as a personal hero, I don’t want to be right.
Ridureyu
Joe needs to get beaten up. Severely.
Plasma Mongoose
You can always hire Mike for the job.
Canvas Hat
Because Freckles is busy.
eagalian
I’m curious, how many meme’s has DOA spawned so far?
Kirby
No no, I’d say Joyce does a fairly good job of that. ^^ Mike gets to beat lots of people up, Joyce gets the pleasure of it so rarely.
Plasma Mongoose
He might get to beat up people but how often does he get PAID to do so?
Fred
For a nickel?
Fred
With his own femurs. On his FAAAAAAAACEEEEEE.
kagato23
Why? He’s seen as attractive by others, who are consensually giving him their contact info. All because of his upbeat attitude in a situation that would normally impact one negatively.
Joe needs to be hurrah’d!
Plasma Mongoose
Joe can show thanks for Daisy writing the headline by encouraging more women to show more cleavage.
Ancestral Hamster
I second the motion.
Kernanator
“Ladies, I’d love to see a chest window.”
Kirby
Did I miss what the title was, or has it not been shown yet?
Aizat
If you mean the headline that Jo mentioned, it has been shown. Here’s the link:http://www.dumbingofage.com/2011/comic/book-1/06-yesterday-was-thursday/boytoy/
Kirby
Right, yes, I remember this now.
I need to stop commenting when I hit that crashy period before I catch my second wind… Which seems to have been granted by re-reading QC for the last hour….
Thanks Aizat and Tristan. ^^
Tristan J
DESANTO BOY TOY SPEAKS OUT
I had to go back and check. It doesn’t seem quite as impressive as Joe is making it out to be, but then he’s the one who’d know, I guess.
Undrave
He’s on the frontpage! That gets attention ya know.
MO
I thought he was referring to the second part of the headline:
“It’s an open relationship, ladies,” says IU freshman
Aizat
Joe is living his dream.
Undrave
Dorothy’s nightmare!
Tristan J
On a completely different note, I love the way Willis draws the ‘Ooh!’ expression.
Aizat
Reminds me of Doraemon.
Shifty
I REALLY wanna see what his mother thinks of all this. I mean, yeah, Joe thinks being known for a sex video is the best thing ever, but I’d really laugh my ass off if his mother showed up in the dorm screaming “What the hell were you thinking you man?!”
Meanwhile… I’m rather curious as to who would actually consider going out on a date with Joe BECAUSE he made a sex tape.
Plasma Mongoose
Joe is almost like a celebrity now, that and the inference of his sexual prowess can be appealing to a number of girls in that respect.
MrGBH
And he isn’t using a pen to write that headline.
He’s using his penis.
ryan
his pen is writing that headline.
MrGBH
The pen is his penis.
Plasma Mongoose
The pen is mightier than the pork sword.
Zem
Ew, fingering seems to have finally broken Joe’s hand and it’s now stuck in that position.
Deflated thumb and the index finger with a 45 degree break…
begbert2
The index finger looks fine to me, taking into account perspective, but I agree that the back of the thumb doesn’t dimple in like that, no matter what angle you have it at.
sarpiedon
your mom’s in that line. Does he have a nickel?
Zanosuke_Kurosaki
He would, but Mike stole them just so he gets to do it himself.
Amanda
…the reporter does so write the headline. 90% of the time I’m stuck on an article, it’s because I’m trying to come up with a catchy-but-not-cliche headline. /journalist
David
I guess sometimes they do! In my limited experience in journalism, they didn’t. I did some Google searches to make sure I wasn’t crazy, and came up with this: http://washingtonexaminer.com/blogs/beltway-confidential/memo-media-critics-reporters-don039t-write-headlines-editors-do
T Campbell