You don’t have to make out with your snotty lover to get their covid though — spending a little time breathing the same air as they are is enough to spread it. ;_;
None at all, however, can be uncomfortable.
(Every now and then, I forget to refill my CPAP’s humidifier chamber, and wake up with dry nasal passages.)
Lol, I am reading this comment section directly after waking up because last night my sinuses were full to bursting and while I was sleeping this morning they decided to finally drain into my stomach, post-nasal drip style, filling my stomach with gas and nearly making me vomit when I rolled over and burped. Now I can’t go back to sleep or else I’ll have to deal with that again in a couple hours since being horizontal is only going to make the build up worse, which means I had to drop my shift at work tonight since I drive for a living and two and a half hours of sleep is not nearly enough for that to be even remotely a good idea.
We need a whole Slipshine with Amber and Joyce comparing notes, narrating who did whom and how they did it. Also commiserating on the difficulties of typing out notes one-handed (Joyce covering one eye; Amber…doing something else.)
Amber’s got the field of getting the friends all sexing each other; Joyce has the field of getting the friends all dating each other. Together, they are a devastatingly effective matchmaker duo.
Just to be clear: there wouldn’t be any dirty stuff visible to the audience, correct? Literally just a dozen or so straight pages of Amber and Joyce talking to each other like sports commentators, while the orgy proceeds just off-panel?
PERFECT. I’m in. This will be the greatest Slipshine OF ALL TIME.
Meagan
I feel like Joyce might not have the best vocabulary to describe things very well, or if she does she might not be comfortable saying things out loud. That definitely doesn’t apply to Amber though, so maybe Amber has more the descriptor role and Joyce provides the hilarious reaction faces (and sounds).
Mturtle7
Counterpoint: Joyce may not have the vocabulary to describe things WELL, but she DEFINITELY has the vocabulary to describe things HILARIOUSLY.
E.g. “Oh…oh my gosh…is he going to put his tummy wand in her BUTT-HOLE?”
Booster definitely would be, but would have a scale of interest where there is more interest if the sex involved is in some way scandalous or fraught. If one of the participants is cheating on their official partner, for instance, or if the two just have a hideously toxic relationship that just makes sex a bad idea, for instance, then Booster’s gonna be all-in.
Amber covers one eye with one hand.
The other hand is typing notes.
Amber and Joyce will compare notes later.
Their super-secret master plan to get _everyone_ hooked up with partners is coming along nicely.
((maybe ‘mistress’ plan?))
Amber handles the hormones/lust side of the hookups. Joyce handles the love sleuth/romance side.
Look, OBVIOUSLY there’s kink involving snot. I don’t have particular knowledge of it, but there so many kinks; for something as basic to the human body as snot to not have a kink attached to it would be weirder.
Discussion (154) - “Bad inherited thoughts”
Ana Chronistic
never know, Amber, they might be up to trying out strap-ons
HueSatLight
That’s some kind of sweater, right?
True Survivor
I think they are those identifying vests they strap onto seeing-eye dogs.
Chaucer59
No, I think it’s a brand of tools. Wrenches and such.
Needfuldoer
Watches, tank tops, belts, and sandals.
Sweaters generally don’t have straps.
Shadowsnail
I think it’s that thing for turning off lamps. It has that song:
Strap on
Strap off
Strap on, strap off
The Strapper
Doctor_Who
“I’m a size six.”
Clif
Metric or Imperial?
Disastroid
You’ll have to ask a Star Wars fan if you want an Imperial strap-on
StClair
[Imperial March intensifies]
Leorale
[threatening lightsaber swooshy sounds]
NGPZ
*plays “Imperial March” on hacked muzak*
GholaHalleck
Those glow in the dark too. The giggles as the light gets brighter and dimmer *can* ruin/enhance the mood though.
SmartAlec105
Or she’ll at least use what happens as inspiration to write a gender bent version. Just gotta get creative!
NGPZ
I Double Dino Dare you to lick it Becky!
Oh who am I kidding you’ll probably do it anyway! XD
*plays “Mystery Kindaichi Band” on hacked muzak*
Sirksome
Be careful when you make out with snotty lovers. That’s how you BOTH get covid when only one of you went to comic con!
Thag Simmons
Oh, that’s unfortunate.
Sirksome
Oh, don’t feel bad. It happened to my brother last year. I just remember having to deal with it.
Michael Steamweed
…Yes. Yes, licking the body fluids of a recent con-goer is an _excellent_ way to contract lots of new and exciting diseases.
Risky
Crud.
Ana Chronistic
CON crud
Bruno
Just make sure to spend lots of time outside in the fresh air.
NGPZ
I literally got COVID last Friday, and still dealing with the symptoms ;-;
Ana Chronistic
aww, that sucks =(
jilo
You don’t have to make out with your snotty lover to get their covid though — spending a little time breathing the same air as they are is enough to spread it. ;_;
Cholma
We could ALL do with a low concentration of snot!
Dara
oh so very this
Masumi
Except for Becky, apparently :V
Amelie Wikström
And the first boy Dorothy kissed. Hmm maybe she paid it forward all the way to Dina?
StClair
None at all, however, can be uncomfortable.
(Every now and then, I forget to refill my CPAP’s humidifier chamber, and wake up with dry nasal passages.)
Clif
I have to augment that with a heated hose and nasal spray before sleeping, but then my bi-pap machine operates at a high pressure.
Psychie
Lol, I am reading this comment section directly after waking up because last night my sinuses were full to bursting and while I was sleeping this morning they decided to finally drain into my stomach, post-nasal drip style, filling my stomach with gas and nearly making me vomit when I rolled over and burped. Now I can’t go back to sleep or else I’ll have to deal with that again in a couple hours since being horizontal is only going to make the build up worse, which means I had to drop my shift at work tonight since I drive for a living and two and a half hours of sleep is not nearly enough for that to be even remotely a good idea.
Meagan
Hang in there, friend.
StClair
Sympathies. I have spent many nights sitting in bed, propped up against the wall, trying to get however much ‘sleep’ I can.
jeffepp
New Becky kink unlocked.
Bogeywoman
Genuinely shocked its kink I /haven’t/ come across before
Ray Radlein
with THAT screen name?
Needfuldoer
What does snot have to do with golf?
Meagan
Not sure if it’s just a joke but for anyone who doesn’t know, ‘bogey’ is the British-ism for what Americans call ‘boogers.’ Source: Harry Potter 🙂
Animedingo
Alright so weve got joyce and amber in the closet watching dorothy and walky bang
Yumi
Lot of voyeurs in this comic, as it turns out.
Doctor_Who
Depending on whose room they do it in, I could see either Booster or Becky selling tickets.
Akane
And then Joyce will take Dorothy, while Amber will get Walky.
Clif
Works for me.
Sirksome
Just gotta say a lot of this friend group is slowly developing voyeurism kinks. Maybe Amber can watch with Joyce as all their friends bang.
Nono
Roz’s sex video made a lot of converts.
True Survivor
For a second there I thought the Roz in question was the one from Monster’s Inc. because, you know, she’s watching, alllwaysss watching.
Azrael
I’m old, so when I hear Roz I always picture the third Baliff (after Selma and Flo) from the original Night Court.
Meagan
DX that’s quite the image. Not my kink.
Michael Steamweed
We need a whole Slipshine with Amber and Joyce comparing notes, narrating who did whom and how they did it. Also commiserating on the difficulties of typing out notes one-handed (Joyce covering one eye; Amber…doing something else.)
Amber’s got the field of getting the friends all sexing each other; Joyce has the field of getting the friends all dating each other. Together, they are a devastatingly effective matchmaker duo.
Mark
They should go to the pilot store and get a couple of kneeboards, if teens today still learn how to write with a pencil on paper.
Michael Steamweed
“Boards”? “Pencil”? “Paper”? What are these words you use?
(is that, like, german, or something?)
Mturtle7
Just to be clear: there wouldn’t be any dirty stuff visible to the audience, correct? Literally just a dozen or so straight pages of Amber and Joyce talking to each other like sports commentators, while the orgy proceeds just off-panel?
PERFECT. I’m in. This will be the greatest Slipshine OF ALL TIME.
Meagan
I feel like Joyce might not have the best vocabulary to describe things very well, or if she does she might not be comfortable saying things out loud. That definitely doesn’t apply to Amber though, so maybe Amber has more the descriptor role and Joyce provides the hilarious reaction faces (and sounds).
Mturtle7
Counterpoint: Joyce may not have the vocabulary to describe things WELL, but she DEFINITELY has the vocabulary to describe things HILARIOUSLY.
E.g. “Oh…oh my gosh…is he going to put his tummy wand in her BUTT-HOLE?”
Rowen Morland
It is leaning towards “Walky is observed during a sex.” or “How I learned to finally stop worrying and love exhibitionism.”
Nono
Okay so we have:
Into people watching: Dorothy, Dina?
Into watching: Joyce, Amber, probably Jennifer (based on her fantasies about bisexual men making out)
Also I’m half convinced Booster would be into it too.
Reltzik
Into being as far away from it as possible: Sarah.
… not because it’s sex. Because it’s people.
Rowen Morland
https://xkcd.com/563/
Groove
One person is bad enough, but sex between others is 2 people at a minimum! That’s far too much hassle.
Freemage
Booster definitely would be, but would have a scale of interest where there is more interest if the sex involved is in some way scandalous or fraught. If one of the participants is cheating on their official partner, for instance, or if the two just have a hideously toxic relationship that just makes sex a bad idea, for instance, then Booster’s gonna be all-in.
Mturtle7
You’re forgetting Joe, who I seem to recall was into Roz filming it. Add him to the “into people watching” list!
IntangibleMatter
I take back what I said yesterday about finally having some drunk people I could get along with I would not be able to do so actually.
Newlland(Henryvolt)
Becky: You have a cold? No we have a cold.
k
*comrade bugs meme* OUR cold.
Michael Steamweed
Amber covers one eye with one hand.
The other hand is typing notes.
Amber and Joyce will compare notes later.
Their super-secret master plan to get _everyone_ hooked up with partners is coming along nicely.
((maybe ‘mistress’ plan?))
Amber handles the hormones/lust side of the hookups. Joyce handles the love sleuth/romance side.
John Campbell
Well, looks like we’ve got Amber signed up for Polymer Chain, though she’s going to have to fight Joyce for the chair.
Amós Batista
… snot, please there’s no kinky involving snot, please there’s no kinky involving snot, please there’s no kinky involving …
Yumi
Look, OBVIOUSLY there’s kink involving snot. I don’t have particular knowledge of it, but there so many kinks; for something as basic to the human body as snot to not have a kink attached to it would be weirder.
NGPZ
the alt-text also mentioned Becky craving ALL Dina’s precious bodily fluids
FOR SCIENCE
NGPZ
(and yes, that probably does include dinosaur milk XD)