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Pillow talk
Posted on June 15, 2013 by David M Willis

145 thoughts on “Pillow talk”

  1. Ross_Varn

    Well.

    I don’t think any of us weren’t expecting that one.

    1. Animal

      Speak for yourself.

    2. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

      Hoping for is not the same as expecting.

      On that thought,

      NAKED SAL! NAKED SAL! NAKED SAL!

      1. madock345

        Also:

        NAKED JASON! NAKED JASON! NAKED JASON!

        1. Boom

          PRE-MARITAL HANKY PANKY!

        2. That guy

          http://itswalky.tumblr.com/post/9239633712/because-someones-bound-to-ask-for-it

        3. SgtNumnum

          Also:
          Facepalm! Facepalm! facepalm!

      2. Tucker

        Except for gloves. She’s still wearing gloves.

        Roll on Rule 34!

        1. Michael

          Kinky!

        2. AckAckAck

          Hand job with (leather) gloves? I dunno how well it goes but the fetish exist.

        3. Scott

          It goes uh, ahem, poorly.

          Remember that coconut oil kids. Practice safe handjobs.

        4. Ivan

          Really making me considering teaching again at the instructor level!!

    3. Wonder Wig

      No one expects the Spanish Copulation.

      1. TheBenenator

        +2 Internet for the joke. -1 Internet for making the joke I was going to make. 8~P

        1. captainswift

          -1 for neither character being from Spain.

        2. Tucker

          So, zero points then!

  2. Jen Aside

    THANK YOU WILLIS

    no reason, just thanking =3

  3. Geminia999

    Yeah, Finite Math is so sexy!

    1. Yotomoe

      Not like that Infinite Math. It needs to get over itself. Settle down like the rest of us!

      1. Hest

        It’s a horrid thing indeed, just look what it did to poor Georg Cantor!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      He well and truly square rooted her pi.

      1. JustcallmeSoul

        For nickle!

        1. JustcallmeSoul

          a*

    3. Sensedog

      He plugged his solution into her equation.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Just as long as he didn’t try to divide her legs by zero.

        1. Yotomoe

          Naw…sex it’s like an improper fraction. If it can’t be split then it’s time to stop.
          *Bo Burnham, New Math.*

        2. Sensedog

          Their “love” is like dividing by zero…. they cannot define it.

        3. Sensedog

          It is also like pi: never-ending and irrational.

        4. Bekah

          Apparently, also redundant.

        5. Prok

          Irrational and never-ending aren’t the same thing…
          Irrational means the number can’t be represented as a fraction
          Never-ending is pretty self explanatory…
          1/81 is never-ending but isn’t irrational

      2. Nowi

        He divided her, long form.

        1. lightsabermario

          He integrated his P into her V.

        2. TheGrammarLegionary

          Jason is clearly the derivative of Sal. Check him out, lying tangent to her curves.

    4. Oberon

      “the antiderivative of unf”

  4. Plasma Mongoose

    This sure beats Danny talking about some random shit. 😀

    1. Yotomoe

      Everything Beats dealing with Danny. I’d rather see what some of the background characters are up to over Danny.

      1. Count Dracula

        Meanwhile, at the Marcie Cave…

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I would so like to see that.

        2. Yotomoe

          She and Sierra met for the first time, and realize they must start a gang.

        3. Vabolo

          “The Sierra Mist-fits”?

        4. Kernanator

          I would read the hell out of a comic with that name.

      2. Totz the Plaid

        I wouldn’t mind seeing background characters beating Danny…

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          That would be good if only cos Amazi-Girl might appear again.

        2. SUGauthor

          Why does everyone hate Danny so much? He’s one of my favorites.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          I don’t hate him, I’m just not a big fan of his.

        4. moby

          Never would’ve known.

        5. vsophi

          It’s kind of an in-joke at this point.

        6. molochmachine

          He’s kinda dumb, and somehow -also- kinda bland? Then again, I could just think so because A: everyone else is more -obviously- interesting, and B: he’s the main person to be caught up in the Amazigirl ruse –the only plot thread that really breaks my suspension of disbelief.

      3. Roborat

        And I want to know why they are over Danny.

  5. piemanpie24

    Now on to the “successful” student-authority figure relationship.

  6. Ragnal

    Oh yeah.

    Forgot about these two.

    …so do we tell them the building’s locked up for the night, or…?

    1. Yotomoe

      Naw, they haven’t exhausted their finite supply of Math Books.

  7. Sir Robin

    Wow, they were at it for a long time …

    1. Greenygal

      The last time we saw them was a few strips before Billie noticed the alcohol under Ruth’s door, so it’s been an hour or two. Which would not strike me as that long except that Jesus Christ they’re having sex in a classroom. Have your ill-advised sex behind locked doors, kids!

      1. fghdf

        They aren’t in a classroom. They are in some adjoining room. Probably an office. Which would have lockable doors.

      2. Doctor Lantern

        Actually I believe they are in his office, not a classroom. It is, however, a shared office with Penny… which does make this an awkward situation if she were to walk back in. On the whole I agree… sex, especially of the ill-advised persuasion, should be had behind private locked doors!

        1. AckAckAck

          You don’t mention the possible threesome?

        2. Ivan

          I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if he doesn’t care if she walked in, but I would be surprised if she said “Either I get in on this or the iPhone comes out of my pocket in 2 seconds!”

      3. Sir Robin

        TWO HOURS?!?

        1. Mr. Random

          Of course, it is the average time of sex according to the University of Sotte in France.

        2. Bill M.

          2 hours? That’s a quickie.

  8. Sensedog

    Again, complicated. As in real life, these things do happen.

  9. Count Dracula

    They’re going to be sore after this. Math is one of the hard sciences, after all.

    1. Yotomoe

      As is Jason.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Oh the (lack of) humanities.

      2. Roborat

        Well, he was, anyway.

  10. Huttj509

    What’s that blue thing at the bottom of panel 1? “Convenient Side-Boob Blocker” (TM)?

    1. Yotomoe

      From the maker of Fig leaves and Serendipitous person standing in front of the nudity.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      A page of a book or a corner of her jacket perhaps.

      1. AckAckAck

        I don’t think there’s a book big enough to cover that part….

        Also who’s your avatar now? anime version of Amber?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Nope, a Rule 63 of Steve Jobs.

    3. Owl

      Panel Shark! (It sorta likes a fin)

    4. taekwondogirl

      I was wondering that as well. Amazi-girl’s cape?

  11. Unit Eleven

    The most comfortable kind of pillow.

    1. Yotomoe

      I thought Billie was.

      1. Totz the Plaid

        Seconded. Billie is the best pillow.

        1. ArkhamTexan

          *pillows.

  12. Bronze Knight

    Notice how the bow tie was one of the last articles of clothing to be removed.

  13. alicemacher

    “For your information, we pound each other every night in the most epic of hate stronglydislikefucks.”

    1. Tenn

      Beat me to it.

  14. timemonkey

    Yeah, Sal, I don’t think Jason’s the one who needs to shut up here. On the bright side the more time these two spend together the more I like Jason if only because Sal is so unpleasant around him. I don’t know why, some kind of subconscious response to side against the person causing the annoyance.

    Maybe that’s the secret to making Danny likable, hook him up with Sal.

    1. Yotomoe

      I dunno. Last time Danny and Sal hooked up it lead to a lot of other compicated shiz goin’ down.

      1. timemonkey

        Aaaaaaaaaaand I completely forgot they had a thing in the Walkyverse. Though Sal is much more likable in this continuity.

        1. AJBulldis

          Who ISN’T more likable in this continuity?

        2. TheRealAllPurposeGuru

          Not a big fan of Sal smoking or having tattoos, but that’s just me.

        3. timemonkey

          Ruth? Walky? Ethan?

        4. Luzahn

          Ethan has probably downgraded in likability, though this seems intentional.
          All three you mentioned are just lacking character development that they achieved in the other continuity. The way I see it, they’re still great characters in terms of depth as-is, even without the maturing done in walkyverse.

        5. timemonkey

          I don’t think they’re lacking in character development so much as they’re just acting like jerks and idiots. Ruth has done maybe two likable things so far, two. She has a sympathetic backstory but is not a sympathetic character because of the way she behaves. Ultimately, it doesn’t matter WHY someone acts like an ass, just that they do. Motivations are interesting but not an excuse.

        6. AgentKeen

          I think the less likability is due to lack of characterization, as well. Walky is pretty much acting how he did near the end of high school. Ethan’s personal history has changed a fair bit, but this really doesn’t seem that out of character compared to his pre-‘coming out’ self. Now I’m gonna shut up before I talk too much about things that don’t have any effect on this continuity…

        7. Mr. Random

          I find it weird that people are talking about how they seem immature and still need to grow up. They’re in college. Like the first month. College, aside from academics, is ALL about growing up.

        8. Bekah

          I find Ruth much more relatable in her current incarnation. There was far too much “woe is me, my life sucks” from her in the Walkyverse. I liked her more when it was seemingly pointless rage, and I like her even more now that I actually get what drives her to make the mistakes she makes. I feel like Ruth, more than any other character, is a credit to how much Willis’ writing has grown since Roomies!.

        9. vlademir1

          Who isn’t more likable in the DoA-verse? Danny, Ethan, Joyce (as compared to post-Roomies! Joyce) maybe Mike (he’s kinda bland here vs Walkyverse Mike), anyone who hasn’t shown up in DoA yet, Conquest….

  15. Yotomoe

    Dumbing of Age and Roomies. Why must you tempt me with drawing nude, Dark-skinned ladies? I’m only a man!!!

  16. C.

    No glove, no love.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      She’s doing it wrong then.

    2. AgentKeen

      No love here, just hate-fuck.

      1. AgentKeen

        Or, I guess, ‘Very strong dislike’-fuck.

  17. Emoroffle

    I prefer a nice calculus book talk. That way I can make some cheesy remarks about curves.

    1. Bill M.

      Meh, those can be kind of derivative.

  18. AgentKeen

    Oh my….

    I like how, even though the tie came off, it’s still close at hand.

    1. SUGauthor

      Maybe they used it while they were “studying”.

      1. AckAckAck

        Sal can always wear that.

        ………….

        Sal with bowtie, sexy.

      2. Ivan

        He clipped it to his foreskin so as not to lose it.

  19. Kernanator

    Not what I was expecting, but pleasant.

  20. J42

    Hmm. Yes, excellent, bravo, standing ovation, full funding of all your kickstarter books, forever.

    1. AckAckAck

      Or Willis can put “Read the whole event leading to this, uncut, in the book if you willing to fork extra 100 dollars”

      One.Million.Dollars *Dr Evil face*

  21. Uniqueantique

    And…that was a smooth transition. Interesting as always.

  22. Ry

    So just like Khan, she takes her shirt off but always leaves at least one glove on.

    Revenge is a dish best served sexy…

  23. Cheryl

    Dem physics

  24. Kiggy

    Need moar sizzlin’ smoke & steam coming outta their skin.

  25. vsophi

    WHY IS JASON SO ATTRACTIVE I

    1. vsophi

      Additionally, if I had the chance, I’d go back and re-cast my vote for the hottest guy poll. Y’know, switch it to Jason… twice.

    2. TARDIS with a Hat

      My thoughts exactly.

    3. AgentKeen

      It’s cause he took off his bow tie-tie, isn’t?

      …And I thought bow-ties were cool… ;-;

  26. Pinja

    EROTIC!

  27. Linkara

    Of course she kept the gloves on.

    Someone needs to wear protection. XD

  28. Big Drahma

    The most epic of very-strongly-dislike-fucks.

  29. Leonou

    PLEASE have Sal keep her hair that way !

    pretty, pretty please ?

    1. AckAckAck

      Hahahaha your avatar is perfect for that comment!

    2. begbert2

      Please no; I prefer the usual style.

  30. Gerko

    Oh look, Jason got an eye art upgrade too. Nice.

  31. Tenn

    Apparently, Jason’s eye whites are post-coital.

  32. Lee

    Sal & Jason are everything i want in a pairing. admittedly, all i ever want in a pairing is that they hate each other.

  33. David

    “Finite Mathematics”? Why would Sal be taking a course at that level? That’s the kind of mathematics where intuition, common sense and a rough grasp of things are exactly useless because the same question might have completely different answers depending on the choice of system.

    Or is this Jason’s idea of smut, perused privately with glee?

  34. Fred

    But… Amazi-girl is already dating Danny! How could she!

    1. David

      Dorothy? Is that you?

  35. TJ Baltimore

    What, no “nipple” tag?

  36. Jake

    Finite math, eh? Given the nature of their relationship, I guess it’s good that they’re being discrete.

    1. xKiv

      Finite mathematicians do it discretely.
      Function analysts do it smoothly, almost everywhere.
      Linear algebraics do it straight.
      Other algebraics do it in groups.
      Graph analysts do it in forests or continuously.
      Logicians either do it, or not.
      Statisticians do it averagely.

  37. Possibly (A Drunk) You

    As an avid driver and glove wearer (while driving): You take the darned things off constantly. But that’s irrelevant. Love your work 🙂

  38. dranorter

    Between panels 1 and 2, she moves his bow tie?

  39. BD

    “There _must_ be Taft slash fic!”

    1. andiemus

      William Howard Taft? I hope not.

  40. NF

    omg, he wears his bow-tie in bed! Squee!

  41. someguywithakatana

    Jason has the most uninterested sex face I’ve ever seen in my life.

    1. AckAckAck

      Well, they already did it for 2 hours possibly non stop so Jason doesn’t have the strength to move his face muscles.

    2. Animal

      He’s British.

  42. AckAckAck

    Aaaaand suddenly a sex scene. Also love her hair like that, She’s pretty sexy with that hair.

  43. Arturo

    I might adopt Jason as a style guide.

  44. Tomas

    Ah, yes, those three magical words that every man longs to hear after sex: “Just shut up.”

    Sal’s grimace of rock-bottom shame is doubly funny when juxtaposed with the pure bliss in all the recent lesbian pin-ups. “Dang you, Willis! Why did yah hook me up with a… a man!”

  45. vlademir1

    Here’s a bit of an important question… Did someone out of these two have the presence of mind to shut the door? It’s impossible to tell from the lighting, and last we saw them it was still wide open and opens out into a lecture hall that would presumably get used for multiple different classes.

  46. ProfessorTomoe

    SMUT WITHOUT WARNING

  47. Darnel

    (Smile)
    I know “good” relationships that start out like this,…

    Both R in denial about what they say they want and what they REALLY want. It’s so cute when civilization and societal expectations get in the way of reality.

  48. CaptainSubtle

    Jason was my favorite character in It’s Walky!, and I think he’s my favorite character in this comic now too.

  49. LiveWire

    I was thinking, “the gloves are how you tell she’s not Sarah,” but she already said she’s got toys for that…

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