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Incoming
Posted on January 20, 2014 by David M Willis
I'm sorry about the Blaine.  But let me make it up to you: If you want to see 17 full-color pages of Walky and Dorothy going at it, you totally can over on Slipshine.   It's canon!  Here's a possibly Non-Work-Safe four-page preview! And you're welcome.

486 thoughts on “Incoming”

  1. Herohatch

    I genuinely hope Danny does something to fix the inevitable fallout this will cause.

    1. dailybrad

      I hope he does, too, but that will require Amber filling him in on a few things, I hope she does that, too.

      1. Ahighfunctioningsociopath

        I genuinely hope he’s not dead

        1. Reynard-Miri

          Pretty much. o_O

        2. Locke

          With the look Blaine’s giving, I’d wager bets that Danny’s probably in multiple pieces, in a trunk, in a ditch on the side of a highway.

        3. JeffEpp

          And covered in Amber’s DNA. And finger prints.

        4. Rowen Morland

          Tied up on the road side ready to be pushed of in the path of an oncoming truck.

        5. T Campbell

          Amber’s close to at her weakest, still reeling from events with Ethan and Sal and her own violent rages. There’s hope, though, simply because Blaine has not actually shown that much creativity. In his first encounter with Amber, he kept falling back on old tactics that didn’t really apply any more and all they earned him was multiple beatings and humiliations.

          He’s obviously TRYING to play things smarter this time, but the results have only been successful so far because Danny is both uninformed AND not the most experienced judge of human nature. “It might… embarrass her… in front of her friends. Right? Yes, that sounds like a thing that a weakling, I mean, a ‘DECENT’ person, would say, doesn’t it? I am credible! I must relax my eyebrows but my eyebrows MUST EXPRESS MY RAAAAGE.”

          At this point, his plan seems to be to tell Amber “Look at me, I can get to your stupid little ‘sweetheart’ who thinks you’re crazy, by the way. You can never escape me! FEAR ME. OBEY ME. LOVE ONLY ME.” But Amber, while upset about Danny in the short term, would probably hear this as “You know, I understand that you’re worried about your anger management issues, but really, you’d probably be fully justified in punching me into a coma. It’s okay, really. You TRIED to be reasonable, but I’m just not fucking human.”

        6. Volkai

          T Campbell: pretty good at beating me to the punch with more eloquence than I can muster after work on a Monday.

        7. Chatham

          “Even a potato in a dark cellar has a certain low cunning about him which serves him in excellent stead.”

        8. T Campbell

          (Oh, and just to clarify… I don’t seriously think Danny’s in THAT much danger. Blaine has no incentive to harm someone he thinks may be on his side.)

    2. Leorale

      Danny totally has no idea — Blaine was probably like, “hey, I’ll give my daughter a call to check in or see if she wants to meet for dinner, oh wait my phone is out of batteries” and Danny would helpfully be like “oh use mine” 🙁

      1. Ahighfunctioningsociopath

        I sincerely hope/doubt that’s the case

        1. Mr. Random

          How else would he get the phone? Blaine’s, unfortunately, smart when he is raging. He knows how to make a seemingly meaningless harmless request.

        2. Reynard-Miri

          You mean aside from violence and/or kidnapping?

        3. Derek

          Blaine is Walter White?

        4. The Gentleman Mummy

          Walter is the opposite of smart when raging.

      2. Carlos

        More like. (His phone is in his back pocket eh?) ” gasp is that amizi-girl?![no caps cuz he’s a douche]” then Danny’s all like “Where?!” And Blaine goes *EVIL PHONE SWIPE*

        1. Rowen Morland

          Not even a regular phone swipe but an “EVIL PHONE SWIPE”?

          What a douche!

    3. Giant Speck

      Don’t worry, he won’t.

    4. Robert

      Stand aside mortals! It’s Amazi-Girl’s newest sidekick: Idiot-Boy. He makes things worse just by hanging around.

      1. Reynard-Miri

        His super power is not being told things!

        1. begbert2

          And being blamed for not having been told things!

        2. Undrave

          You don’t hand out your phone to a stranger who claims to be your friend’s father without any proof! Sheesh!

        3. MrMercury

          Well why would he question it?

        4. cmd1095

          driver’s license or other ID could prove it, I’m sure Blaine has his last name on an official ID, not that hard to prove.

        5. PureMajora

          There /is/ a family resemblance to back it up as well.

    5. JA

      He’ll just Danny it up.

      1. Keroshino

        He’s Danned his last Dan.

    6. hoop

      Danny’s fucking dead. Look at that facial expression. Danny is deader than shit, just off panel, and Blaine is holding a bloody length of lead pipe.

    7. Martin Smith

      Which, knowing Danny, would probably make it worse. A lot worse. People will die.

  2. Jen Aside

    “Why Danny, you sound like an asshole!”

    1. Ahighfunctioningsociopath

      “And I mean more than usual”

    2. KingMabel

      “Amber, I am your father.”

      1. Aizat

        “(gasp) No, that is not possible! Oh, wait, no, you’re right. ” You know, I’ve been waiting for a long time to use this one.

        1. Ess

          Thank you so much for bringing out this reference. I can hear it in his voice. Wonderful.

        2. Aizat

          You’re welcome. I’ve been dying to use this one ever since I heard it the first time on TV.

    3. Yotomoe

      That could literally be applied to every conversation with Danny.

      1. Sageress

        Or, alternatively, “You sound like you’re making a VERY uninformed life-changing decision!”

        1. Mr K

          That sounds like it could apply to almost everyone.

    4. Jen Aside

      “Oh, my phone has a typo DADDY”

  3. Idon'tcarenomore

    oh Shit. End of nice.

  4. Tunaro

    Possible upside? Blaine killed Danny

    1. Jen Aside

      That feels like the greater of two evils.

      1. thecanvashat

        Well, at least it wasn’t both!

        1. Cephalo the Pod

          Dude.

          Danny as an evil sidekick.
          I want it.

        2. Yotomoe

          He would Dan it up and end up doing good.

        3. Aizat

          So, by being a villain, Danny is a hero?

        4. Opus the Poet

          Accidentally the hero.

        5. Sageress

          Or the world’s greatest crouching moron, hidden dragon.

        6. MrMercury

          And I still question why everyone hates Danny

    2. Keroshino

      And shoved him into a fridge!

      1. Aizat

        Oh come now. That’s not nice….shove him in a flaming barrel.

        1. Mr. Random

          Electrical fire, then over the falls.

    3. JeffEpp

      I called that when he “Just happened to bump” into Danny.

  5. Safgaftsa

    Hello.

  6. Spectre

    …Oh boy.

    1. Spectre

      Just noticed Blaine’s crazy-eyes, too…

      This is going to be BAD.

      1. Aizat

        That ain’t crazy eyes…them’s a straight up “I’ll swallow your soul” face.

        1. nekobawt

          yeah, “i’ll swallow your soul” is totally an appropriate facial expression. nothing crazy about it.

        2. Aizat

          Yes, because soul swallowing is not actually crazy. Look at Shang Tsung. Does he look crazy to you?

      2. Doctor_Who

        Yeah, dude looks like an actual serial killer.

        1. Ahighfunctioningsociopath

          So he looks like Blaine?

        2. Matt

          No, before he was a mere family abuser. Now he has leveled up.

        3. Tunaro

          On a scale of 1 to Hannibal Lector, I’d say he rates at about an 8, 8 1/2.

        4. begbert2

          Wait, so you mean he looks like everybody else?

      3. Bill

        Not so worried about those eyes as I am that cat-that-ate-the-canary leer on his face.

      4. StClair

        That is the smile of unholy triumph.

  7. Hobouturtle

    That eye twitch

    1. asmcint

      Dammit, you beat me to it… But yeah, dat twitch. Amber’s FUCKED. And it’s all thanks to Danny danning it up for the millionth fucking time.

      1. DontBeThatGuy

        Oh, come on. Danny couldn’t possibly have known. Amber didn’t tell anyone about her parents besides the people she went to high school with. Don’t blame Danny.

        1. begbert2

          Don’t you know? People on the forum here are the Anti-Danny. Not in that they oppose him (though the do), but because where Danny is blamed for failing to act on information he never had, the fandom KNOWS that he’s being perfectly rational based on his limited information, and yet fails to use that information and instead pretends he’s stupid.

        2. The_Master

          Look, the people on the forum know, and they’re outside the universe. Danny should have known twice as well, and used that info the way the people outside would have because he was inside the universe.

          Duh.

  8. LiaHansen

    This is awful on so many levels.

  9. Sammie1053

    Oh that is downright WICKED. This is some real supervillain stuff all up in here.

    1. Yotomoe

      I’m gonna need you to redefine what qualifies a super villain. This is some regular Villain stuff. Nothing super about it.

      1. Drunken Nordmann

        Yeah. It’s missing the background thunder.

        1. Mr. Bulbmin

          “You’re a villain. But not a super one.”
          “What’s the difference?”
          “PRESENTATION!”

        2. Arkadi

          Thank you for that reference. I needed something like that after seeing Blaine’s face.

  10. Aizat

    Oh god..Blaine’s face will forever haunt my nightmares…next to the face of the Pickle surprise.

  11. Kiggy

    AAAAARRRRGHHHH!!!!!!!!!

  12. David Herbert

    His psychotic grin makes me wonder how long it’ll take him to start talking about how he got his scars.

    1. Aizat

      Just hope that Blaine will not fall in a vat of acid. Don’t want him to become more dangerous than he already is now.

      1. David Herbert

        I’d be fine with that, if he couldn’t get out.

        1. Aizat

          Oh, they always get out….like Dracula, they never stay down.

        2. xKiv

          Then have him fall up, into the void of space. Never gets back down!

  13. Vivvav

    Oh God he’s kidnapped Danny, hasn’t he?

    1. LiaHansen

      Oh shit he might have.

      1. Jen Aside

        Well, then all Amazi-G has to do is wait. Blaine will give Danny up willingly =p

        1. Hoboturtle

          Ah, the old spongebob solution to kidnapping.

    2. Cthulhu's Intern

      So if Danny is Amazi-Girl’s Lois Lane, does that mean that Blaine is a villain?

      1. Ahighfunctioningsociopath

        Blaine was always a villain. Now he’s just a super-villain

        1. Kiggy

          Blaine Luthor?

      2. Pat

        That tends to come with kidnapping. The Lois Lane thing isn’t really relevant.

        It also, y’know, comes with everything else he’s done.

      3. Ryan

        Of course he’s a villain. Fucking look at him. That isn’t the face of “MWAHAHAHA” villainy. That’s the face of “I’ll cut your face off and make it MY face” villainy.

        1. Jen Aside

          shit, now I have this mental image of Blaine wearing Amber’s face like an Evillian-Blaine mask

        2. Arkantos

          More like “I’ll cut off your face and put it on my face and then abuse myself”

    3. Yotomoe

      I guess he can’t be all evil. He can help get all the Dannies out of our lives.

    4. Mr. Random

      No, he’s holding Danny’s ignorance hostage. And while it might be a semi-awkward moment, Blaine’s about to make it seem like it would make him hate her. And use it to, my guess, get her to move back in with him.

    5. hack

      totally. danny is now mister O’malley’s gimp.

    6. Undrave

      I REALLY hope that’s what it means, that he’s beaten the guy to a pulp and holding him hostage, because the other possibility is that Danny SO TERRIBLY DANNY-ED it up that he gave his phone to a stranger who could , as far as he know, very well be lying about being Amber’s father!

    7. MrMercury

      That….is possible what happened

  14. newllend

    Oh fuck , that face says shits about to get real.

    1. Yotomoe

      That face says that he has to shit real bad.
      *corrected*

  15. Corsair114

    Nothing good will come of this in the short term.

    1. Leorale

      Or in the long term, probably. Lookit that horrible Blaine face D:

      1. Yotomoe

        His face has always been horrible. How could anyone consumate with a face like that.

  16. Whatever

    Well, this will end with Danny finding out who amazigirl really is.

    1. Mr. Random

      And hopefully, also Blaine in jail.

      1. Kiggy

        Yes, Please.

      2. sps48

        Yes, but since that might result in Amber no longer being able to attend school (Blaine says he pays for it), that is unlikely.
        Or maybe he is jailed or w/e, and the rest of this quarter/ semester takes fifteen years to finish.

        1. T Campbell

          Blaine pays in child support. If it were his decision, I’m pretty sure Amber would never have gone to college.

        2. Astrum

          I’m pretty sure that parents stop paying child support when the child turns 18.

        3. rowanmikaio

          Unless he wasn’t paying child support before and was taken to court over it. Or it’s possible that rather than child support there was a pre-nup or alimony involved, but that seems less likely.

    2. saltchocolate

      Danny is incapable of understanding that Amber is Amazi-Girl. If A-G shows up to confront Blaine (and possibly rescue Danny), he will just be all the more impressed with Amazi-Girl’s ability to detect where she is needed.

  17. John Madden

    aw shit son

  18. Blackbird

    This can only mean one thing: Blaine killed Danny.

    (And suddenly we all think “Maybe Blaine’s not so bad after all….”)

    1. newllend

      Blackbird!

  19. Wonder Wig

    Blaine is how I view all telemarketers.

    1. Yotomoe

      Blaine is how I view people who spam moves in Tekken.

      1. Aizat

        Blaine is how I view Cyber-Akuma…only less cool.

        1. Carlos

          Blaine is what I see when those asshole come on Dragon Ball Z. You know, the ones that all seem to magically regenerate at full power from a single cell.

        2. Aizat

          Oh you mean, Cell?

        3. Yotomoe

          And the Buus.

        4. Aizat

          I can give some leeway for the Buus…being eldritch abominations and all.

  20. Catriona

    Oh goddannit, Danny.

  21. thristhart

    OH NO EVERYTHING WAS GOING SO WELL

  22. Plasma Mongoose

    The only thing worse would be if Blaine was able to see Amazi-Girl answer the phone as well.

    1. Aizat

      I SEE YOU…Oh damn it….I just imagined that scene.

      1. Keroshino

        Blaine is the Eye of Sauron?

        Creepy

        1. Yotomoe

          Blaine can just see CLEAR THROUGH the 4th wall.

  23. Beige

    Danny, you let yourself go :p

    also, oh snap.

  24. HAB

    So how was the sex

    1. Kelly

      Awesome!

      1. Duall

        Relevant Jacob avatar is relevant.

  25. Leorale

    I hate Blaine so much raaughghhh

  26. Keroshino

    OH SHI~
    IT’S HAPPENING!!!

  27. The Meek Ninja

    Shields up! Red alert!

    1. Aizat

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7J-y2rFfny8

    2. KingMabel

      This was the best I could do… sorry

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sg_86-jGsQ

    3. Keroshino

      JESUS, WERE GOING IN HARD! STRAP IN!!!!

    4. Rani

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0BUA4ubvFI

    5. Doom Shepherd

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXb0zcEM-rI

    6. Arturo

      Battle stations! BATTLE STATIONS!

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7krwh20XUs

  28. Aizat

    Why does my brain suddenly put the voice of The Red Guy for Blaine?

    1. Tom Speelman

      Huh. See, I just hear Dr. Cox from Scrubs. (Sorry Willis.)

      Also, holy cow that lettering in panel 4!

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        So Blaine’s going to be acting out scenes from Risky Business with Danny and Faz?

  29. KingMabel

    She had to hero down, or else risk her identity be revealed twice in the same day.

    1. Yotomoe

      Hero Up, should be her catchphrase. Like Dragon up or Going Ghost.

      1. Aizat

        Or don’t have a catchphrase. I mean, it works wonders for tokusatsu heroes, right?

        1. Evil Midnight Lurker

          Now, count up your crimes. –Kamen Rider W

          Don’t question me. –Kamen Rider Accel

          This is my stage now! –Kamen Rider Gaim

          Space is here! –Kamen Rider Fourze

          Your fate is mine to decide! –Kamen Rider Meteor

          Now, it’s showtime! –Kamen Rider Wizard

          …what is a Kamen Rider? A wretched little pile of catchphrases.

        2. Evil Midnight Lurker

          …miserable, I meant miserable, darn it. >.<

        3. Aizat

          I stand corrected….

      2. Matt

        No, Hero Up only leads to sub-par children’s shows.

        1. KingMabel

          Why did you remind me that this existed?

          Why????

  30. timemonkey

    Danny is Blaine’s boyfriend now. They’re sharing phones and everything!

    1. Aizat

      Or he could be dead….tired.

      1. timemonkey

        Just got mad laid.

        1. Aizat

          Laid out….with a pipe?

        2. Keroshino

          Respect the pipe!

        3. Yotomoe

          I prefer Cigarettes to pipes.

        4. Aizat

          Pipes are classier, cigarettes are kinda cool. Cigars is when you’re feeling really badass…or so I’ve been told. I never actually smoke.

        5. sps48

          All tobacco users were foolish when they started using.

  31. Joebo

    Well, he doesn’t look deranged at all.

    1. Joebo

      Can he have some alone time with a bomb?

  32. TSB

    Earlier today I was thinking about how the chase scene pepped Amber up and it was nice that she got a chance to have G-rated superhero funtimes. Blowing off steam by showing off her skills, and competing against a couple kids who aren’t emotionally significant to her and obviously don’t mean her any harm (Dorothy’s been clear that she’s willing to negotiate with Amazi-Girl, even if she’s not exactly being nice to her).

    Thanks, Willis.

    1. JeffEpp

      Oh, he has made it clear that he hates Amber with a passion. He only lets her get higher, so that he can crash her down that much harder.

  33. Kernanator

    Happyfuntimes are over. Only Blaine remains.

    Also, wet Blaine looks SUPER CREEPY.

    1. KingMabel

      To be honest we needed something to cool down that super steamy rain scene yesterday

      1. Yotomoe

        Although I hear for a subscription You can heat it up.

  34. Bunivasal

    The call is coming from inside… Oh some pizza place never mind.

    1. Sammie1053

      Galasso’s Pizza, Subs, and Psychotic Phone Calls.

      1. Yotomoe

        This is actually the first psychotic phone call NOT made by Galasso himself.

  35. March

    I just want Blaine dead so much. I know he’s a fictional character and all, but he just reminds me of so many people I’ve known and wanted to stab. Having to look at his smug face makes me want to strangle him.

    1. The Meek Ninja

      I wouldn’t call that smug. Nucking Futs is more like it.

    2. timemonkey

      Sadly we don’t even have the possibility since Willis says nobody dies in DoA.

      1. Aizat

        No one said anything about comas, injuries and the like…right?

        1. Mr. Random

          We did see Sarah play baseball. We also saw Joyce give a boy his drink back. So, yes, grievous injuries are allowed.

        2. Mr. Bulbmin

          Or jail.
          Jail is a very legitimate option.

      2. March

        Things change.

      3. Kiggy

        A Long Prison Term is not death.

      4. Cybersnark

        He was somewhat fuzzier on the subject of kneecaps.

    3. Piccolo

      Your best bet is to read Shortpacked!, then.

  36. dailybrad

    Danny is actually a character I like. One of like all of three people who do, it feels like sometimes, but yikes, I wonder if he is okay. I don’t think Danny would have just handed his phone over willingly, would he?

    Blaine genuinely freaks me out, especially that panel there. You draw evil pretty well, Danny, that scares me MUCH more than any horror film or supervillain.

    1. David Herbert

      Danny has no idea what Blaine is like, and the man was quite nice to him and seemed genuinely concerned. All Blaine would have to do is say he lost his phone or something and wanted to make sure she was okay.

      But yeah, I don’t mind Danny either.

    2. Pat

      “Oh hey, can I borrow your phone for a second?”

      Why wouldn’t he hand it over willingly? He doesn’t know Blaine is a bad guy. It’s entirely likely that Danny would have given it to him without hesitation even if Blaine hadn’t been trying to deceive him.

    3. Leorale

      I strongly agree with this thread. I think people are jumping to the wrong conclusions that Danny’s hurt or something. Danny doesn’t know of any reason not to acquiesce to a calm request from Amber’s concerned dad.

  37. AY

    I can’t even handle how accurate this comic is right now when it comes to abusers. My addict/alcoholic brother got violent last week and was since told to stay away… so naturally he’s calling on every phone he can get his hands, leaving awful voicemails and threatening my mother. Blaine is spot on in so many ways.

  38. LoveableJeron

    After all the goodwill from WDASTAFAFTISNEOATADOAP, and this? Damn you Willis!!!!!

    1. Mr. Random

      Walky does a sex thing and f**** and f***** then inserts slowly, nervously entering, over and tastes a Dorothy open A@@ pie?

      1. sps48

        I don’t know, either.

  39. Plasma Mongoose

    It’s less ‘rape-face’ and more ‘joker-face’ minus the make-up.

  40. Calvin Coolage

    Da title. All I could here was the heavy sceaming “INCOMING!!!!”

  41. Jay Eff

    Blaine: “Hello, Amber. Do you like… noodles?”

    …

    1. Aizat

      Do you like the Red Room?

  42. Mr. Random

    Hurt him!

  43. Yotomoe

    Is Blaine getting a back-alley blowjob right now?

    1. Aizat

      No, that’s what his face looks like every 4 o’clock.

    2. timemonkey

      Where do you think Danny is right now?

  44. Person

    DAMMIT DANNY

    YOU WENT AND DANNED IT UP

    LIKE USUAL

    YOU FUCKER

    1. Keroshino

      Worse than usual.

  45. Dorsilus

    FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUCK.

  46. Leonou

    Oh my god, this is like The Worst moodkiller…

  47. rajit

    Really digging the first panel. I’m thinking her dad has kidnapped Danny or use him as a bargaining chip. Oh and um… is there a reason Dorothy is brunette in the Walky performs a sex? I’m new to all the universes so it might’ve went over my head.

    1. David Willis

      Dorothy’s hair is darker because it’s wet, as they both just came in out of the rain.

      1. rajit

        Oh yeah that makes sense. Way overthinking it lol

  48. gangler

    Oh come on! You had to know that if the guy didn’t have her phone number it was because she didn’t want him to!

    1. Mr. Random

      He probably is using Danny’s phone because he acted like his is dead.
      Also, note, he probably called Amazi-Girl.

      1. Kiggy

        Aw no…..

        Now that you mention it

        >____<###

  49. ridtom

    Isn’t that nice of Danny to let Blaine borrow his phon- WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!

    1. Keroshino

      Nope! Danny is missing!

  50. poisin224

    Just when I thought my feels might be safe… NOPE.

  51. GoogerGeiger

    Why is everyone talking about the comic and not the Walky/Dorothy sex panels?

    1. Leonou

      Well … talking about a pay-for-access content that is also NSFW would be distracting (and possibly shocking) for those readers who are not interested ?
      Even if “Walky Performs a Sex” is Canon, it’s still out of the main storyline. Also, it’s awesome ; I now know all of Dorothy’s freckles !

      1. GoogerGeiger

        The first four pages are free, at least.

        1. saltchocolate

          Willis, is there anyway we could just pay you directly to see this arc? I don’t want to subscribe to that site, but I’d gladly put my cashola directly into your pocket. (In retrospect, that sounds like a sexytimes invite, but that’s not what I mean!) Or at least tell me it will be in the book, whenever it comes out . . .

        2. Jackson

          Nope, he’s already said it won’t be in a book, and the entire reason he made it is ’cause Slipshine paid him for it. It’d be cheating them to sell it directly to his fans.

        3. David Willis

          Sorry, it’s Slipshine’s property now! They bought it for a very pretty penny, so if you want it, you gotta go through them. It’s not mine to sell.

        4. Bill

          They purchased it directly?  What happens to the material if the site goes defunct?  Strange that you would consider giving up all rights permanently; for example, I’m sure that Larry Welz still has some control over/claiim to his “Cherry” art that is also on Slipshine.

        5. David Willis

          They paid for the rights to distribute and sell it. This isn’t a strange concept.

    2. shadowcell

      Blaine: Ultimate Bonerkill

      1. Leonou

        Also that.
        Seriously, even when Willis doesn’t have full control of his schedule, he still manages to troll readers ? How does the man do ? Is it like his special abducted power ?

      2. Aizat

        Actually, Blaine’s face isn’t the Ultimate Bonerkill..let that thought sink in.

        1. J

          *Cough, Cough* Faz! *Cough, hack!* Also, Roadblock, but I don’t believe he’s made an appearance in DoA.

  52. Marc in MN

    Blaine needs to find a better hobby.

    1. Aizat

      Yeah, like making boats in the basement or shooting at wall to make a smiley or building a sheep-powered raygun or something.

    2. Mr K

      Like Jumping off cliffs. Or Eating cyanide. Or Drinking a gallon of bleach. Or running up to police officers with a fake rifle.

  53. Trrebi981

    Guys!!! Willis is going into porn!!!!! Check out the link on shortpacked.com

  54. Xerxes93

    *kill bill alarm sound*

    1. Keroshino

      *Silent Hill Airhorn*

  55. Romanticide

    urobuchiiii!!! . sorry I meant Williiiiiiiss!! D: D:

  56. Sensedog

    Thank you for the porn, Willis. Thank you for the porn.

    1. Mr. Random

      It’s what the Internet was made for.

      1. Just Cheeto Dust

        Indeed it was.

        1. Keroshino

          And still is.

    2. J

      Rule 34 at its best.

  57. Sammie1053

    Can’t wait for the DorothyXWalky featurette to get leaked. I’d love to support Willis but unfortunately I’m far too broke to pay for it.
    Which is sad, because THE PREVIEW LOOKS HOT AS HELL OH MY GOSJSJCJFJEKDKSKCKTITGJVJV

    1. Keroshino

      Unfortunately, I am in the same boat!

      1. Aizat

        Same here….damn currency exchange.

    2. Yotomoe

      I’ll just work hard tryin’ to get comissions so I can stack them papers to the roof and pay for STUFF.

      1. Aizat

        Yeah, Yotomoe, your artwork have been pretty damn good. Ever considered making a series or something?

        1. Yotomoe

          Workin’ on it. ‘sbout a chick who goes to college to bang dudes.
          I’m just lazy. If you want to see progress and cheer me on I’ll give y’all a link.
          http://www.Angiesfat.tumblr.com

    3. David Willis

      I’ve got an idea, how’s about you not wish out loud that my work get stolen on my own damn website.

      1. Aizat

        Wait, it was stolen? I’m sorry for your loss.

        1. Ikaru

          It wasn’t, that I know of. Willis is referring to Sammie1053’s wish that [Willis’s] work be leaked (he did something on Slipshine, which costs money for a subscription) so that he does not have to pay for it. Which is sorta….stupid to say on the chat section of a comic when the creator is active in his comments.

      2. Darth Cariss

        Isn’t it atleast out of your hands now, sorta? I mean, you sold it Slipshine, so wouldn’t that technically make it their problem if it got leaked? I don’t know if that brings you any comfort.

        1. Azhrei Vep

          It’s still a pretty shitty thing to say, especially right on his own friggin’ website.

        2. Historyman68

          I don’t know how these things work. Sometimes creators get percentages? Either way, if everyone reads the leaked stuff, less people will sign up for Slipshine specifically for DoA art. Even if Willis doesn’t get paid per subscription, that might mean Slipshine is less willing to pay for his stuff again if his audience just pirates it. Either way: not cool.

        3. Jen Aside

          this comes to mind ¬_¬

      3. GoogerGeiger

        I knew someone would end up hurting Willis’ feelings.

        1. Jen Aside

          Yeah, a bunch of my favourite artists, EVERY SINGLE TIME they post some for-pay awesome thing, SOME ASSHOLE comments how “oh I wish I was rich, but that’s too much” >=( Come on, dudes, it’s not like the comics will expire or something! [the site permanently going down is a different matter but is premature to talk about because it’s JUST FINE at the moment]

          I feel really bad for another artist who makes one-of-a-kind trinkets, because people seem to think, at ~$5-10/hr for what most of her pieces sell for, it’s still “too much money” for a UNIQUE PIECE OF ART. Even McDonalds workers get more than that AND some kind of benefits [unless they’re part-timers]–is art REALLY less valuable to people than shitty burgers?

      4. Sammie1053

        *Sad kindergartner voice*
        Sorry Willis…
        I didn’t mean it as “gee whiz, i sure hope this gets leaked and scams Mister Willis out of money!” although i get how it would come across that way. I just meant that, since this is the internet, and people are generally terrible, it will eventually get posted to paheal or something, and that’s unfortunately the only viable way I’m likely to see it.
        Regardless, it was a shitty thing to say.

        1. Jen Aside

          Well, understand how, with SOME things, it may be the first time YOU ever said it, but when your first time saying it is the 2570327532987592876529805th time to someone else, you shouldn’t be surprised if that someone gets a bit testy.

          [“You’re being too sensitive” is one of those things, for the record, not that you said it]

  58. Idon'tcarenomore

    GadDamn but this goes beyond a very frightening panel at the last. Blaine is completely crazy and insane and this is the best I’ve ever seen it depicted in a cartoon character.

    I don’t think Danny ‘let’ him have his phone. Unless he murdered both Dorothy and Danny that is.

    I think it’s more likely Danny lost it in the chase, and has never noticed it’s gone because of some …distraction…and rain….and stuff.

    Blaine was, hopefully is all, following them, and picked up Danny’s phone. I hope they are safe and happy right now doing what they should be doing.

    The shit hits the fan when, and if, Blaine can convince Amber that he has Danny and will hurt him if she doesn’t come to him.

    And we know that that is exactly what she will do, won’t she Mr. Willis?

    1. Alex Stritar

      You seem to have gotten Walky and Danny confused.

    2. Random832

      What chase? Danny was last seen having lunch with Blaine.

      1. JeffEpp

        Not that chase, the chase before that. When Blane popped out of the shrubbery, as if he had been hiding there in wait.

        And, yes, the last anyone saw of Danny, Blane was having him. For lunch.

        1. nothri

          For some reason, that sentence makes me hungry for fava beans and a nice chianti.

  59. Nena

    Danny is an idiot.

    1. Steve

      Danny is part idiot, sure, but Amber’s kept him away from information that could have helped his decision making here. I do get why Amber doesn’t open up. It’s hard but Danny would never have given her dad his phone if she had been able to open up to him (and isn’t ironic daddy’s the main reason she CAN’T open up?) and would probably have gotten the shit beaten out of him for trying to avenge Amber. Oh and another reminder that if Danny’s an idiot for not knowings Amber’s Amazi-Girl than so is Billie, Joyce, and Walky at least. Let’s confine his idiocy to his willful naivete, joy in dead end relationships, and putting a romantic ideal above his own well being…

    2. nothri

      Reserving judgment until we see how Blaine got the phone and what Danny is doing right now.

  60. Black

    I gotta be honest folks, the deranged look on Blaine’s face really makes me think that Danny was not at all willing to hand over his phone, and probably not in a position to stop him from using it either.

    1. sps48

      But he would look for “Amber”.
      Oops, “Amazi-Girl” would be right in that spot…
      If there is a photo, Amber’s secret identity is blown.

  61. Idon'tcarenomore

    I don’t think he did Black. Like I said, I think he lost it in the chase, and Blaine, following, picked it up.

    1. Black

      I was more implying that Danny is probably tied up at Blaine’s feet, and this is going to be a “Come fight me or I kill your friend” kind of thing that only a real psycho/supervillan thinks of.

  62. Yotomoe

    He had to call from Danny’s phone because in Amber’s phone his number is listed merely as “The Devil”.

    1. Mr. Random

      Dear, Yotomoe.
      Your order of a reason for why Amazi-girl would sabotage her own tools is ready. Please pick up the story, one page backwards.

    2. Aizat

      With Ominous Latin Chanting as the ring tone.

  63. Tobias

    Like me, a ton of people are gonna hear about the WPaS in the comments of the previous page and come directly to this. Blaine’s face is the ultimate mood killer (barring maybe Ryan).

  64. Idon'tcarenomore

    Youre right Alex I did confuse the two…think im tired. sorry about that.

    I do hope he didn’t hurt Danny. I hope that he ‘found’ the phone. Either way, I think he will use him for bait to get Amber to come to him.

    1. taekwondogirl

      How have you still not figured out how to use the reply button?

      http://i.imgur.com/rm0V03E.jpg

      See the highlighted yellow Reply? If you click on it, it opens a new comment box that is directly below the comment you want to respond to. When you hit “Post Comment” it shows up nested under the comment you were responding to, which makes it much easier for everyone to follow conversations.

  65. Jay Eff

    Poor Amber.
    Walky gets to Perform a Sex.
    Amber gets Blaine.

  66. Random832

    So is she sitting on top of a truck, going 50 miles per hour, in the rain?

    1. Aizat

      Yes…because she’s Batm…err…I mean, Amazi-Girl.

    2. David Willis

      I think you greatly overestimate how fast you can travel down 10th street through Bloomington.

      1. Random832

        I have no way to tell how much time had passed, and I don’t know how far Amber intends to go before getting off, so my only basis for guessing speed was the rain.

        1. Historyman68

          IT’S RAINING SIDEWAYS

        2. Heavensrun

          She got away from her pursuers, so there’s no actual reason to assume that she’d go more than “to the next time the truck stops”. Which probably wouldn’t be that far in the midst of a town. (of course, if said truck got lucky on the stoplights, she could be in serious trouble when it hits the highway)

        3. Blue Dragon

          We may not know how far Amber intends to go before getting off, but those of us who haven’t paid the subscription don’t know how far Dorothy went before getting off, either.

      2. Dr Paul

        At least their not at Purdue. The roads in West Lafayette were laid out by a drunk gorilla with a crayon.

  67. Jimmy

    Thank you for the Slipshine offer, but I’m trying to save some money. Very sad now, but it’s all good.

  68. Aljax

    With Blaine’s hair darker from the rain and all, my first thought was somehow that he had killed Danny and was wearing his skin.

    The eyes didn’t help either.

    1. JeffEpp

      No, you were right the first time.

  69. TaintedSpud

    Sorry Amber, your Dumbass is in another castle.

  70. AdinaLaura

    Danny is such a f**kin IDIOT! But also a good friend? But also a total moron! And a well-meaning guy. And… and… and…

    Damn you Willis! Too many feels!!!

  71. hack

    i think danny is hog-tied in the trunk of mr. o’malley’s car.

    danny may or may not still have his pant but is silenced by ball-gag.

  72. Mr K

    RIP Danny.

  73. Reltzik

    Ah! Finally, Amber and Blaine can have a heart-to-heart and she can get some closure!

    1. Reltzik

      And I fail html forever. I wanted to add “I’ve got a good feeling about this!” and make that a link to the following: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2010/comic/book-1/01-move-in-day/talk/

      1. Blue Dragon

        I don’t think the word “forever” means what you think it means, since you succeeded on your second attempt.

  74. Linkara

    …So our options right now are pay for porn of Dorothy and Walky banging or read the free comic where we must deal with Blaine.

    …You are a clever bastard, Mr. Willis.

    1. Jesse

      You magnificent bastard, I read your BOOK!!

    2. timemonkey

      Well, you could swing by bringbackroomies and hang out with Mary and Danny.

  75. Jarin

    I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

  76. LiamAldam

    Time for a fun game of who does the fandom hate more: Blaine or Danny?

    1. Mr K

      Blaine. At least Danny means well, even if he keeps making mistakes. Blaine is just heartless, and hasn’t demonstrated any redeeming qualities in either universe.

      1. Lilith

        Danny has at least one good quality. He has a good taste for women.

    2. Jesse

      Uuuughhh, that’s so haaaarrd… Probably Danny, because we have to put up with him far more. I asked Willis on Tumblr if he could have Danny murdered and shoved into a fridge like Kyle Rayner’s original girlfriend. I was joking, but I would genuinely prefer that to Danny as is, because he’d at least be more interesting as a corpse. Maybe Mike could make a puppet out of it.

  77. Jesse

    “Danny, why do you sound exactly like my dad?”

  78. ninja_jesus

    When it rains, it fucking pours. Are you exorcising some personal demons with this plot-line, Willis? Just wondering.

    1. Mr. Random

      Your reason for Amazi-girl sabatoging her own equipment is ready. One page back.

  79. Mr K

    I hope Faz appears. Don’t judge, I find him hilarious.

  80. Archivist

    Oh look, it’s her supervillain. The phone use seems to indicate he’s kidnapped her love interest.

    1. Jesse

      “Can Amazi-Girl come out to play?”

      1. Aizat

        Or, “Amazi-Girl…come out to play-ay!” or “Amazi-Girl, put your phone away!”

  81. Mr K

    Campus security seems to be a bunch of morons, since they haven’t found Blaine and kicked him out.

    1. xKiv

      I don’t think the campus is omnipresent.

  82. Matt

    You know, I know a lot of people are posting comments about “Oh man I hate Blaine so much get back to hijinx” but I gotta hand it to you Mr. Willis, bravo. I’m legit enjoying the guy, because he feels like a very real villain. I mean, I know he was in Shortpacked too, but he was in too briefly for me to really get a feel for his character, if that makes sense. But in this comic he’s still only been in a brief period of time but he’s a real scumbag and it just oozes through the page. I commend you for really knocking it out of the park with this storyline because it’s pretty much the best the comic’s ever been so far, in my opinion.

  83. SilverArrowArtemis (All Else Fails)

    …Why does this seem so familiar? Have I been watching too many superhero movies?

    1. ninja_jesus

      It reminds me of the shame that is the Toby McGuire Spiderman series. Especially with Blaine’s creepy smile which mirrors Willem Defoe’s performance of Norman Osbourne/Green Goblin.

      Holy shit.

      Willem Defoe as Blaine. Imagine it.

      1. Jesse

        Those movies were alright, even Spider-Man 3 had its good parts.

        1. Heavensrun

          Yes, mostly surrounding Sandman, however Spiderman 3’s good parts were tremendously overshadowed by it’s terrible parts.

        2. Jesse

          Ehh, the bad parts were more forgettable to me. I remember the movie for Peter’s struggle against the symbiote, Peter and Harry redeeming themselves and their friendship, a good fight scene with Venom, and of course the genuinely complex Sandman. I know it’s the worst of the three overall, but it’s actually my favourite of them for what it does well.

      2. Cragalanch

        Now Cragalanch is imagining Blaine getting impaled on a glider. Thank you for that joy

  84. sumolegend

    holymolyfreckles

  85. JoeMerl

    Thank you for that creep smile, Blaine. There were probably, like, three people reading this who didn’t think you were a total bastard-freak before now, and it’s nice of you to get them up to speed.

  86. Spliced

    MY GOD.

    THE FACE OF EVIL.

    1. Spliced

      THAT THING IS PURE NIGHTMARE FUEL.

      THIS VERY COMIC ITSELF IS HIGH OCTANE NIGHTMARE FUEL.

    2. Keroshino

      Where is Link when we need him?

      1. Aizat

        Trying to get some rubies for Morshu. Dude can’t give Link credit after all.

  87. Kyle

    BLAINE IS THE DEATH OF ALL BONERS!

  88. Ian

    I wish you could have made him look more unhinged.

  89. Mike

    Blame it on the Blaine, he was callin, callin…..

  90. CRtwenty

    I’m not sure how. But this is still all Danny’s fault.

  91. Darwin

    I so wish Amber’s haymaker worked through the cellular network. Her biological donor deserves another crack to the jaw. And I’m sort of anti-violence.

  92. moop

    Am I the only one confused by how her phone is water resistant?

    1. Jackson

      Superhero who carries her phone around with her? She’s bound to have a pretty resilient case on it.

    2. Kevin

      I passionately hate Apple, but my brother dropped his iPhone in a pool and all that happened was some discoloration. Some cell phones are extremely water resistant.

      1. sps48

        iPhones have a water-exposure sensor which they checked when I brought mine in for a inoperative top button. He might want to make that known to his phone provider just in case.
        AS a result, my new one is in a waterproof case. $80 is better than the bs insurance my carrier offers.

        1. Kevin

          I think every phone has a water-exposure sensor. They’re looking for any reason to void the warranty.

  93. hmrc4evr

    “Can you feel the rhythm of the falling Blaine?”

    No. Amazi-Girl has to punch his lights out first before you check to see if the bastard still has a pulse.

  94. Sageress

    Time to kill myself

  95. Synnerman

    “I’m sorry, but Amber is currently away from this body. You will have to deal with me.”

  96. NinjaNick

    That last panel is dying for a thunder boom.

    1. Darwin

      Like a “KRAKADOOOOOM!”? maybe with lightning throwing everything into a silouette?

  97. Timinane

    I can see this ending in a chemistry lab with an acid or base spilling over half a face. Followed by the tortured screams of male rights activists because Blaine reminds me of those dickheads.

  98. Devlerbat

    I have not previously been a fan of saying two particular words and the actions that led up to this are understand on Danny’s part. With that said: Dammit Danny.

  99. Locke

    RIP Danny. He died as he lived.

  100. Pebblerocker

    I wanna punch him
    I wanna suplex him

    also I want to get Amber a hot shower and some dry clothes

  101. Dave

    Oh for fu-! HE DANNED IT UP!
    …
    called it…

    1. Al Schroeder

      Danny didn’t Dan it up. Danny Dan-SQUARED it up. Maybe Dan-CUBED it up.

  102. Ikaru

    Oh….Fuuuuuuuu*expletive deleted* DANNY you DAN!

    1. Inarx

      The censor goes very well with your gravatar.

  103. Ikaru

    Also…Blaine sorta scares me….T_T

  104. Juliecat

    One panel of Blaine has me in shivers. You have created a truly evil, evil character, Willis.

  105. danshive

    I hope Blaine gets hit by that damn truck and dies in excruciating pain from the damage done to his various shattered organs.

  106. CianM1301

    *O Fortuna plays dramatically*

    1. Keroshino

      Remixed with One-Winged Angel!

    2. Tenn

      O For Fuuuuuuck’s sake!
      I did spiiiiiiiiit-take!
      Blaine is fucking frighteniiiiiiiiiing!

      (He’s fucking nuts. I hate his guts. I hope he dies terr-ibbleeeee.)

  107. Bill

    I’m going to go on record here to say that:
    1) Danny doesn’t know Amber = Amazi-Girl, and would not have a telephone number for her as Amazi-Girl.  Nobody does!!  As a rule, superheroes don’t make a habit of giving out their phone numbers, so her secret identity is still more-or-less safe.
    2)  Danny’s only connection to Amazi-Girl is through the Nintendo DS.  Remember the trouble he had earlier when he wanted to try to get together with her; he tried to provoke the jock into starting something hoping Amazi-Girl would show up.
    3) Danny is unharmed; Blaine is just using his phone. Remember, Amber doesn’t care all that much for her father; maybe he doesn’t even have her cell number and poor clueless-but-ever-helpful Danny said, “I’ve got it right here; go ahead and use my phone.”

    3a) This does mean that if Amber was in fact trying to keep Blaine in the dark as to her cell number he can now get it from Danny’s phone, and if he does so this could lead to serious problems in the future.

    And speaking of phones, when are we going to find out more about that mysterious one-sided phone call that Ruth got so long ago?

    1. Heavensrun

      There’s not much mystery there, Ruth’s grandfather is a jerk, although probably more of the passive-aggressive sort rather than the over-the-top Blaine supervillian type.

  108. Greenygal

    I am having to remind myself that Amber is sitting on top of a truck heading away from campus and therefore she is safe from Blaine, at least until she gets off.

    I am having to remind myself of it pretty hard, because Jesus Christ the look on Blaine’s face in panel 4. Maybe Amber should just ride the truck to another state.

  109. EpikAlia

    That look… I’m pretty sure Blaine took Danny’s phone by force. Deadly force.

    Man, Amazi-girl’s getting a full-blown origin story this time.

  110. Incubus

    You guys are joking right? No one REALLY wants to see hardcore drawings of Dorothy and Walky. . . right???

    1. David Willis

      Because of Walky and Dorothy, Slipshine had their best new-subscriptions day ever. So, yes. Yes some people do.

    2. Furie

      Are you kidding? I’ve put three years into this comic and finally it paid off.

    3. Azhrei Vep

      Hell yeah. I totally subbed. I mean, yeah, I’d rather see Ruth x Billie, but this is still pretty damn sweet.

      1. sps48

        Maybe they will be next!

    4. Sensedog

      SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.

      1. Gordon Blvd

        THIS!

      2. Azhrei Vep

        PLEASE CONTINUE TALKING WHILE YOU TAKE MY MONEY!

    5. Carla

      Why yes, I’d rather see hardcore porn of REALISTIC CHARACTERS than actors who clearly aren’t that into each other.

  111. Plasma Mongoose

    AG is outside on a moving truck while it’s raining, her phone must be really loud and the phone speaker must be even louder still as trucks are LOUD!

    1. sps48

      Exhaust and muffler on the bottom?

  112. Usayasha

    First of all, Mr. Willis, how dare you.

    1. Usayasha

      Of course, it’s possible that this won’t lead to a sympathy inducing moment of tears at all, and the pain in my chest is actually just an encroaching heart attack.

  113. Steve

    Everyone interested in cartoon erotica should go to the Slipshine site. I not and I also don’t care for heterosexual porn but those sample pages had me very, very tempted! There were feels and laughs and if it had been an Ethan story I totally would have paid for my first cartoon porn ever.

  114. FuryOfFirestorm

    “Walky Performs A Sex”?

    Eh – It’ll most likely end up as C+ sex; B- at best.

    1. Historyman68

      Nah, he’ll put very little effort into it but show up the rest if us who try so much harder.

  115. Chase

    Ooh FUCK!

  116. Chase

    God damn how do you make Blaine so terrifying?

  117. Kevin

    Huh, I expected something bad to happen, but it looks like everything is fine.

  118. Kevin

    Normally I think Willis’s art accentuates the mood really well, but, well… Walky’s expression in the second panel of WPAS is one of the most unarousing things I’ve ever seen. I don’t think I could even try to read the rest of it.

    I don’t have a problem with porn, but I have a big grudge against Slipshine because I watched it slowly draw away the authors of several comics I used to read until they stopped updating entirely. It’s depressing watching authors you like abandon their work because porn pays better. (I’m not saying that will happen to Willis, just remembering the past)

    1. Historyman68

      Can you really resent a company for paying people a greater amount of money for their work? I mean, yes, you can, I suppose. I’ve resented people for far less. And companies are people, right?

      1. Inarx

        Companies are run by people, so yes.

        At least, most of them.

      2. Kevin

        What if Lucas never made Return of the Jedi because he found porn was more lucrative? What if JK Rowling never wrote Deathly Hallows because she found porn paid better? What if they permanently canceled Dr. Who in the middle of a season because the Doctor found out he’d make more as a porn star? Etc etc, you get the idea, substitute in a favorite comic, film series, TV show, whatever.

        1. John

          If Lucas had quit making Star Wars after Empire, I would have been very irritated by the lack of ending for the story.

          But being left hanging would’ve been better than Ewoks and Jar-Jar and Aaaaaannie.

        2. Kevin

          C’mon, the ewoks don’t ruin the *entire* movie… Plus, Mythbusters found smashing the AT-ST to be “plausible” 😛

          The prequels are an entirely separate issue. They never needed to happen. I’m talking about dropping a story mid-story, not failing to make a followup prequel.

        3. John

          And, hey, maybe we would have gotten RotJ anyway, but instead of Ewoks it would have had Carrie Fisher out of the metal bikini. That would have been a definite improvement.

          But I don’t think my parents would have let me go see it unsupervised.

    2. Tortoiseshell Bat

      Considering Willis has a buffer on this comic up to *checks* April 17th, and has been doing two comics for a few years now… I’m pretty sure he can handle the occasional foray into hanky panky without abandoning DoA.

    3. Jackie M.

      Is it just the money, or did they find out they like porn better? Also, how can you hate on a website for actually paying artists what is apparently a decent amount of money, rather than them having to rely on selling t-shirts and/or getting donations? If I wasn’t in bad financial times right now, I’d totally buy the year subscription to I could help pay for more wonderful artists to continue making more wonderful art. Especially art I can get off to. haha

  119. Ian

    I think we’re missing the BKOW of a thunder clap as Blaine answers the phone.

  120. DownsofFire

    I don’t think my heart has skipped a beat quite as much as when I saw Blaine in that last panel.

  121. davidbreslin101

    Never could stand the Blaine.

  122. Mayonnaise

    O SHIT SON

  123. Mayonnaise

    O SHIT SON

  124. 2tail

    I have a feeling it is going to go like this:

    Dad: I have your boyfriend. Come alone to _____ or you will never see him again.

  125. Lone Wolf

    I’m sorry, Willis, but it doesn’t matter how much canon porn you offer to sell me through a third party, NOTHING makes up for Blaine.

  126. Tomas

    You should use that fourth panel as your comment avatar. Ninety percent of your comments are rage fueled flames.

    1. WikiDreamer

      Angry Joyce does NOT approve

  127. Beamer

    Danny’s not dead. Come on now – he’s bait. Duh.

  128. anxiouslyAntic

    can we just take amber and put her somewhere safe for a while with video games and slash fic?

  129. Stomphoof

    Darn you Willis that Preview shows nothing! And I hate paying for PRON 😛

  130. hof1991

    AG answered the phone. But then Amber took over. There goes her immunity to criticism. Now she’s just Amber in funny pajamas. Hope that Amberknows how to get off a truck.

  131. Arkantos

    My reaction to Blaine being in the last few comics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQsuVivOFQ

  132. Tenn

    I’m torn. I’m feeling that 17 pages (of which four are already a free preview) don’t really justify the minimum $25 price of a one month Slipshine subscription. Of course, the entire Slipshine archives would more than justify the cost, but I don’t have the time or energy to binge-read webcomics anymore. I’d need a lot more than a month just to determine which of them I’d want to keep reading, and more months mean more monthly fees. Smaller fees than the first, sure, but I wouldn’t have to pay those extra monthly fees just to read WPAS, and that’s the only reason I’m considering a subscription in the first place.

    What I’m trying to say is, I can’t decide how to justify the subscription I’ll inevitably end up paying for. 😛

    1. CollyWolly

      I’m not sure if WPAS is worth it alone, but there’s a bunch of great stuff there for a lot of people and wank-material aside I found a lot of the comics entertaining, funny, or just good even if they didn’t quite “do it for me”.

  133. Officer 1BDI

    Goddamnit I almost shoved my laptop off the desk in recoil.

  134. Pat Myers

    Blaine has the most MRA-like expressions. Does he even comprehend what a daughter is? Or does he think she’s just another “female” he “owns”? Can he die now?

    David Willis, master of readers’ emotions.

    1. Tenn

      Dunno about that. Don’t MRAs believe that they are granted less rights than they actually are? Blaine, OTOH, seems to believe that he has more rights than he actually has.

  135. Tealjoy

    This creepy ass motherfucker right here. What the hell is wrong with him? I’m trying to figure out how he found a woman submissive enough to marry him the 2nd time. Amber is your daughter not your property. You can’t do with her as you please. And damn it Danny STOP HELPING!

  136. OmegaDez

    Am I supposed to hate Amber’s dad so much? Because it’s working. XD

  137. Regalli

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHOLYSHITNOOOOO!

    Just… AUGH. Please tell me Blaine dies in this universe. PleasepleasepleasepleasePLEASE.

    1. Regalli

      Seriously Willis I know you’ve said no one’s getting hit with a truck in this universe, but this is the one guy who deserves it and it would be hella fitting and… oh God, you’re going to have this truck hit him and further Amber’s breakdown and subsequent angst, aren’t you.

      1. David Willis

        some things hit harder than trucks

        1. rachel

          I cannot WAIT to find out wtf this means.

        2. Dara

          I’m hoping train. Or aircraft.

        3. Tenn

          I’m thinking… Amber will break him. Reduce him to a terrified, subhuman wreck, like he did to her. How she would do that, I have no idea, but it would be glorious.

          That, or he becomes someone’s prison bongo.

  138. Arkadi

    Hands up if you want to be standing behind Blaine with a brick in your hand right now.

    1. Cragalanch

      Cragalanch doesn’t have hands

      1. Arkadi

        Doesn’t look like you’d need a brick anyway XD

  139. DontBeThatGuy

    Man, why’s everyone blaming Danny? Danny had no way of knowing about Amber’s situation with her parents, and neither did anyone else who didn’t go to high school with her. Give him a break.

  140. Czigot

    This guy is a bit over-the-top. The text in the last panel can easily be replaced with, “Hello, Clarice”

  141. ShadowMaskPrime

    Wow, I haven’t been reading for a while, but, damn, Danny’s sure let himself go…

  142. Gamaran Sepudomyn

    I have never before hoped that a character’s facial expression was caused by Danny chopping that person in half with a knife and holding it with it. Even if Danny was doing a Blaine impression after that, it wouldn’t be half as bad as the sheer volume of the resulting drama of him, y’know, giving the phone to Blaine. Or any other outcome that involves Blaine staying alive for more than two minutes after starting this call.

  143. Heavensrun

    Danny’s tied up in an alcove that is filling with rainwater, and Amazigirl has like an hour to rescue him.

    Or, for irony, he’s been stuffed in a fridge. Not killed, just locked inside.

  144. Sailorcake

    Oh glob look at those crazy eyes!

  145. David Willis

    thank you to the people who stood up for me, but i’d rather just dump that jerk in the spam folder

    1. Gordon Blvd

      as a side note, love how you showed how she changed her voice when she answered the phone……………

  146. Kitschensyngk

    “I HAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND. LEAVE $10,000 IN UNMARKED BILLS BEHIND THE TOILETS IN THE MEN’S ROOM IF YOU WANT TO SEE HIM ALIVE AGAIN. CALL THE POLICE AND IT’S CURTAINS.”

  147. Bilfred

    this cannot go down well. It is impossible.

  148. Bilfred

    wait a minute…. this is a buildup to a climax.

    1. Syclamoth

      Hey hey guess who else is building up to a climax?

      1. Bilfred

        YO MAMMY

  149. Alexx

    Oh shit, it’s Amazi-Girl’s nemesis: Assholi-Dad!

  150. niblik

    What would be really awesome is if the eye twitch was animated… just to make it extra creepy.

  151. Cragalanch

    This is f***ing horrible…..*reads the alt-text* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  152. Sam

    Does Amber have two phones? One for Amazi-Girl and one for her? Just a couple strips earlier Danny mentioned he hadn’t heard from his gf ie Amazi-girl, no text or anything. But now Amber’s phone has Danny calling her? Is Danny that stupid or what?

    1. David Willis

      You can easily set up ways to send and receive texts through a third party like Gmail or Twitter.

      1. PureMajora

        So Danny has both Amazi-girl and Amber’s cell numbers in his phone, and, unbeknownst to him, when he calls either, they both go to her phone?

        1. David Willis

          find the part where i said danny has amazi-girl’s cell phone number

        2. PureMajora

          But does he have Amber’s? If yes, does Amber know whether Danny is calling her, or whether he’s calling Amazi-girl? Does she wing it? If no, does this mean that Blaine knows she’s Amazi-girl, like Ethan does?

        3. PureMajora

          Apologies, I just realized I misread this comment. You’re saying he doesn’t have Amazi-girl’s number, he just has Amber’s. I understand now. Sorry about the seemingly stupid questions!

        4. John

          Danny being Danny, I find it entirely plausible that he could have both numbers and not have noticed that they were the same.

          (Hell, I don’t think I’d notice. I don’t remember phone numbers anymore. I just punch them into my phone, and after that, it’s my phone’s problem. I don’t even know my own number; I have to check my phone every time I need to give it to someone. I’ve got better things to do with that memory, like remembering passwords and my servers’ IP addresses and RSA key fingerprints and how many times Billie has said “fuck”.)

          But, yeah, there’s no evidence that Danny has a phone number for Amazi-Girl.

        5. PureMajora

          How many times has Billie dropped the f-bomb?

        6. John

          Twenty.

        7. Sam

          Couple strips back, Danny is worried about Amazi-Girl and tells Billie that he hasn’t heard back from her via text. I think solving the Amazi-Girl/Amber how does she know who to be for Danny. She probably doesn’t have outgoing voice/incoming voice (other than voicemail) for AG, because she doesn’t really need it. I’m sure Danny and AG don’t stay up all night chatting on the phone.

  153. Claire

    RUR-ROW. Getting bad feelings about Danny’s safety/life expectancy at this point. That brick wall just screams back alley body dump.

  154. xKiv

    Noooooooo! Send him back!

    1. Keroshino

      Cast him into the fire!

  155. Josh

    Why is Blaine calling Sal?

    1. I don't know what to put here.

      The better question is,
      “Why did Amber pick up a call from Danny?”

  156. CanZam

    Regarding Comic: Excellent!
    Regarding Slipshine: First time I’ve ever paid to view anything on the Internet; well worth it, and I hope that anyone who wishes to view will take the honourable route and throw down a few pennies : )

  157. NCP19

    So will the book that includes this storyline also contain “Walky Does a Sex” where it occurs in the timeline, or is that a Slipshine exclusive permanently?

    1. David Willis

      I will not put porn in my webcomic collections, no. I didn’t even put my tasteful pin-up arts in there!

      1. Incubus

        Tell me you didn’t draw that. . .

        1. David Willis

          Is there going to be a problem?

        2. Nym

          Yes. Incubus is now going to have to devote time to combing through your deviantart for those delightful pin-ups.

        3. GaiusTavarusMagnus

          http://itswalky.deviantart.com/gallery/26929205

          enjoy incubus

        4. Incubus

          That was not my line of thinking, but thanks?
          I never wanted porn or pinups, but to each their own. I stuck my foot in my mouth and there is where it will stay.

        5. StClair

          That makes your choice of posting name somewhat ironic.

        6. Jackie M.

          I was thinking the same thing

      2. NCP19

        Okay, good to know!

  158. Rani

    We’re getting it all wrong here. Danny Dannying it up, or Blaine trying to menace Amber aren’t really all that bad. Because Amazi-Girl’s been holding all the cards, and all Amber needs is the excuse.

    From when Amber first punched out Blaine, this was the signal Blaine should have gotten:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMz0N7TG_yU

  159. Larsaan

    Oh come on, an eye twitch? What is he, Jack Nicholson?

    1. Rosie

      Don’t even open up this game.

      Okay fine open up this game.

      Blaine is played by Jack Nicholson. Joyce is played by Dove Cameron. Who else?

  160. Fishladen

    Would someone please explain something to me?

    It seems like the best thing for everyone would be for Amber to have a restraining order on Blaine. Why doesn’t she already have one?

    Is it that until now he hasn’t been stalking her? Is it hard to get one for one’s parent? Is it hard/costly to get one in general? Is it something else?

    Blaine needs some serious help, Amber needs to not have to deal with Blaine, and a court order would solve both of these problems.

    1. Tortoiseshell Bat

      Alas, a restraining order is not a magical force-field, and people can and do break them. Not to mention that when someone breaks them, the police reaction could be arrest, but it could also be a fine or a citation, leaving the person angry and even more likely to lash out. Given Blaine’s actions so far… I can’t really see a piece of paper stopping him.

    2. JeffEpp

      It was implied, although not stated explicitly, in the dorm room scene that there is one. A big problem with RO’s, is that people don’t enforce them. She should have been on the phone with the police as soon as she got away from him. Even without a RO, there was enough to put him in jail. BUT, not enforcing it at the time weakens the order in the eyes of the court, both the issuing one, and any criminal proceeding later.

      A lot of the hesitating on enforcement comes from not wanting to look weak, by hiding behind the RO. Or, on the other hand, there is a fear of looking like you are “crying wolf”.

  161. Nym

    Agh, Danny, please don’t be stuffed in a fridge somewhere.

  162. demoncat4

    from the evil smile on blain’s face odds are danny is not really having a good day any more. hope he is ready for a butt kicking by amazing girl once she learns its him on the other end time for daddy blaine for some tough love amber style

  163. LadyJ

    I finally understand. This is not just a story about stupid college antics. This is a superhero almost-origin story.

  164. Aris Katsaris

    Hmph. I would be willing to pay Slipshine via Paypal or bitcoins, but they don’t offer those options — and am far less eager to give my credit card information while buying porn. Especially given their ‘rebilling’ strategy.

    So I suppose I’ll have to wait until Paypal or Bitcoin payment options become available, if ever.

    1. David Willis

      i will pretend you did not suggest bitcoins

      1. Aris Katsaris

        You have some pet-peeve against bitcoins?

        Anyway, I hear porn sites have recently started accepted Bitcoin, exactly because the (semi-)anonymity of Bitcoin is convenient for the customers.

        But hey, if Slipshine wants to be picky about the form of my money, it’s their choice.

        1. David Willis

          slipshine is picky about forms of money in that it prefers to be paid in currency you can use at stores to buy things

        2. Aris Katsaris

          I believe most online shops would use a payment intermediary like bitpay.com to automatically and immediately convert bitcoins received into local currency deposits.

        3. David Willis

          So clearly what you must do is turn your bitcoin into real money and then give Slipshine that real money, since that’s apparently possible.

        4. Aris Katsaris

          “since that’s apparently possible”

          My point was that Slipshine doesn’t give me an option of me giving them my money – it only offers me an option of me giving them First Name/Last Name/Address/City/ Credit Card No/Expiration Date/CVV2 number/Name On Card

          If they want to give me an option where I can give them my money, WITHOUT giving them my credit card number, I’ll be happy to take it. But they don’t accept money, they accept credit card information instead.

        5. David Willis

          I guess if you wanna live off the grid, then I suppose sometimes you gotta be okay with not buying some things.

        6. Mudcrush

          Some people can’t even GET credit cards.

        7. Bill

          correction:
          “and in my book that’s *NOT* covering bookkeeping expenses, that’s gouging.”

    2. Tortoiseshell Bat

      They can’t use Paypal- Paypal won’t let you use them for porn. (Too many chargebacks.) People selling adult art have really limited options when it comes to taking money online.

    3. Pat Myers

      I love that you imply a monthly subscription that auto renews is somehow suspicipus. Or that Slipshine is shady just because it’s porn.

      1. Aris Katsaris

        Some porn sites *have* been known to occasionally do shady things with subscriptions. They expect people to be too embarrassed to take them to the courts for stuff like “they aren’t cancelling my dwarf fetish subscription!” Or in this case “they aren’t cancelling my cartoon porn”.

        Slipshine may of course be entirely on the level, but their “rebilling” still implies that they’ll be keeping my credit card information on file. I can barely tolerate Paypal and Amazon.com having that information, because the value they offer me outweighs the risk. But giving that info to Slipshine (or any other porn site) falls beyond my comfort zone, and so I won’t. If that choice offends you, it’s still nonetheless mine to make.

  165. Rosie

    Why can’t Blaine talk without an eye tic?

    1. Bilfred

      it’s a birth defect.

  166. Michael Crichton

    Good, maybe this will lead to Amber finally realizing the Danny is simply Too Stupid to Love.

    1. chris73

      Hopefully this will lead to an epic smackdown of Blaine featuring a cameo by Ruth

  167. TPman

    Look at that face. He’s not just evil, he knows he’s evil.
    That is not an “I am glad to have found a way to reconnect with my estranged daughter!” face.

    1. StClair

      repeated from above:

      That is the smile of unholy triumph.

  168. cooledd4

    FUCK! >:C WHY HIM WHY HIM NOW

  169. cmd1095

    easy solution, hang up the phone, hunt Danny down, talk to him in person

  170. Hors Service

    Dang, but will Slipshine have the wonderfull comment sections full of witty banter and flame wars that make DoA so pleasant to read? 🙂

  171. Zafaroth

    ….. Teen amount of pages of walky doing a sex…. I am conflicted

  172. KingOfGreyfell

    That’s not the face of a happym’n! Not at all, nope nope!

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