I met her in a bar down in Mos Eisley
Where you drink blue milk and it tastes just like lime and soda
S-O-D-A soda…..
John
I met her in a dorm down in Bloomington
Where I gotta ride herd over all these happy campers
C-M-P-R Campers
She ran past me with her dad in pursuit
I looked up her name and on the student list it said “Amber”
A-M-B-R Amber, Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber…
Well I may be the dorm’s most physical girl
Threw her dad overhead and nearly broke his skull
For that Amber, Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber…
Well I’m not drunk but I can’t really stand
So I sent my girl to chase down that man
For that Amber, Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber
Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber…
(That’s the Canadian spellings. Honest. And my rhyming is at least as good as the Kinks’.)
Neospector
So…wait, is that, like, Canadian country music then?
Roborat
Nah, not even close, Canadian country music must have references to buffalo, fields of grain, beer and raging blizzards (it’s in the constitution), and must be sung by either Shania Twain or whoever we pick to replace Stompin Tom.
I usually read the comic and comment then read the hover text in Comic Chameleon in the morning. Comic Chameleon has some delay in putting up the comics.
Mr. Random
Oh look, the app was downloaded again, just now. By someone.
Kiggy
To the app store, Robin!
shadow eagle
To The App Store… TITANS GO!!!!
Ocbrad1
Correct. I read the hover text in the app, and then comment on the website.
ankhtahr
Well, I’d definitely try that app, if it was available for my phone operating system…
Really? I thought Ruth is more of a Makoto person.
John
Yeah, that move she used on Blaine yesterday is totally Taki’s throw. Except she fell over instead of flipping back to her feet. Her drunken master mojo is low at the moment.
Aizat
Wait, Taki’s throw is a belly-to-belly suplex?
Mark Sakura
That was no suplex. That was clearly a Tomoe Nage variant.
Yotomoe
I thought she was Either Poison or Juri. With a bit of C. Viper.
Prickly
Odd image of Ruth trying to rip Blaine’s head off, and her arm pops out.
Discussion (185) - “Far”
Anna1090
Oh noes. RUN AMBER RUN
Cholma
Wait. you want her to run from her Father three times, each time with a slightly different outcome? Her name’s not Lola, you know.
Rowen Morland
Unlike Amber, Lola might have had super powers.
Aeron
But Amber DOES have superpowers. She is now fully justified in using that grappling hook in ways that were not intended.
ALLxISxGONE
The Mother Avenger? nah not cool enough… or is it?
Animal
Lola?
L-O-L-A, Lola?
Lo- Lo-Lo-La Lola?
Charlie Spencer
Yoda!
Y-O-D-A, Yoda!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, Yoda!
davidbreslin101
I met her in a bar down in Mos Eisley
Where you drink blue milk and it tastes just like lime and soda
S-O-D-A soda…..
John
I met her in a dorm down in Bloomington
Where I gotta ride herd over all these happy campers
C-M-P-R Campers
She ran past me with her dad in pursuit
I looked up her name and on the student list it said “Amber”
A-M-B-R Amber, Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber…
Well I may be the dorm’s most physical girl
Threw her dad overhead and nearly broke his skull
For that Amber, Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber…
Well I’m not drunk but I can’t really stand
So I sent my girl to chase down that man
For that Amber, Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber
Am- Am- Am- Am- Aaaamber…
(That’s the Canadian spellings. Honest. And my rhyming is at least as good as the Kinks’.)
Neospector
So…wait, is that, like, Canadian country music then?
Roborat
Nah, not even close, Canadian country music must have references to buffalo, fields of grain, beer and raging blizzards (it’s in the constitution), and must be sung by either Shania Twain or whoever we pick to replace Stompin Tom.
And John, nice work on the Kink’s rescript.
Icalasari
*claps*
tahrey
Best and most unexpected movie reference of the day so far. Nice one, Cho.
SUGauthor
Welp, my day is ruined
Doctor_Who
I always say that at 12:01 am. I find it saves time.
Aizat
I always say that every time I got out of bed.
Squall
If you forget, do you go back in time so you can get another chance to say it?
Tenn
Allegedly, my first words were “Well, my life is ruined”.
Doctor_Who
This comment works so well with your Sarah avatar.
Darth
Even Ruth admits that sometimes all you need is a cheerleader.
Plasma Mongoose
RAH RAH RAH!
Aizat
All you need is a cheerleader,
All you need is a cheerleader,
All you need is a cheerleader, a cheerleader,
A cheerleader is all you need.
Starscreamer
Save the cheerleader, save the world.
Mal
+1
Badeyes
So who would be Sylar in this world?
Heavensrun
Mike, duh.
David
Too many syllables. Ringo don’t rap.
Undrave
Ringo don’t ANYTHING.
Kiggy
Except play tight drums
Jack Finch
It’s all about (pardon..aboot) thighs
Fernando
Team Work, bongoes! YEAH
Yotomoe
They are actually “The Teamwork bongoes”.
Aizat
That needs to be on a T-shirt.
Jen Aside
no hovertext? =<
EvergreenFir
beat me to it.
EvergreenFir
That’s better lol.
David Willis
The hovertext stuff fucks up when it’s in quotes. Fixed.
EvergreenFir
Apparently you can use character references instead to avoid this error (never knew of this until I googled it).
http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/intro/sgmltut.html#h-3.2.2
Fezzam
Hover text?!? I’ve been reading this on mobile forever. WHAT HAVE I MISSED!!!!!
Mr. Random
It sucks, people keep referencing it, but you can’t see it. I’d get an XKCD type app but there isn’t one out.
David Willis
I believe reading DoA on the Comic Chameleon app gives you hovertext.
Squall
I usually read the comic and comment then read the hover text in Comic Chameleon in the morning. Comic Chameleon has some delay in putting up the comics.
Mr. Random
Oh look, the app was downloaded again, just now. By someone.
Kiggy
To the app store, Robin!
shadow eagle
To The App Store… TITANS GO!!!!
Ocbrad1
Correct. I read the hover text in the app, and then comment on the website.
ankhtahr
Well, I’d definitely try that app, if it was available for my phone operating system…
Anna1090
It was just added :3
Geminia999
the hover text?
AgentKeen
Oohh, nooo, Amber 🙁
Squall
Mr Bill!
Yotomoe
Please let the next comic be Billie crushing Blaine’s skull like sparrows egg between thighs.
John
Ruth’s got Taki’s moves. Billie’s got Chun Li’s.
Aizat
Really? I thought Ruth is more of a Makoto person.
John
Yeah, that move she used on Blaine yesterday is totally Taki’s throw. Except she fell over instead of flipping back to her feet. Her drunken master mojo is low at the moment.
Aizat
Wait, Taki’s throw is a belly-to-belly suplex?
Mark Sakura
That was no suplex. That was clearly a Tomoe Nage variant.
Yotomoe
I thought she was Either Poison or Juri. With a bit of C. Viper.
Prickly
Odd image of Ruth trying to rip Blaine’s head off, and her arm pops out.
Rex Hondo
For what it’s worth, the Amazi-Girl I made in Soul Calibur V uses Maxi’s move set.
Aizat
Or by kicking the dude. I could just imagine Billie pulling a Spinning Bird Kick.
Yotomoe
or a Hyakuretsukyaku.
Brian Lynch
Billie, she is “bad girl”. But this does not make her Bad Girl.
Viredae
Thank you for the input, Zangief!
TheRealAllPurposeGuru
Fear the thighs.
John
You can just feel the love between those two.
Wonder Wig
Hello feels my old friend.
I’ve come to feel with you again.
otusasio451
Because a feel softly creeping
Left its feels while I was sleeping
carl320
And the feels that were planted in my brain, still remains
Totz the Plaid
And echoes of “Damn you, Willis”…
Ryune
In restless nights I browsed alone
These webcomics where Mike will bone (people’s moms)