That’s be J.K. Simmons – J. Jonah Jameson in the original Spiderman trilogy, that guy in the State Farm insurance commercials, and – currently my favorite – Tenzin in the The Legend of Korra.
Why must hanky-panky always be the only darn thing we ever think about? This makes me mad! I don’t want your hanky-panky! What am I supposed to do with this? I’ll tell you what, I’m going to get my engineers to invent combustible hanky-panky, and then I’m going to burn your house down!
Joyce it’s what humans are wired to do. Reproduce. And You need to update your gaydar, Raytheon makes one that uses cutting edge software, cost 20 million dollars and does not work.
If Inner Joyce could be heard, she’d add to what Joyce said in the second panel: “I’m scared as shepherds about dealing with this all of this adult world sexuality and I need the real world to play along! C’mon!
“Hey ya’all, doncha recognise when someone needs some air?” Sal gasped as Joyce’s body slumped to the ground. Falling to her knees, Sal gently took Joyce’s petite head in her leather gloved hands, bringing her mouth close to her mouth, ready to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Joyce began to stir at the smell of the cigarettes, but played along, waiting to feel the rough blow of air through her lips. Sensing the change in the young girl’s breathing, Sal promptly dropped Joyce’s head and sighed. “Hurry up… I have someplace special I want to take you…” Joyce smiled.
When moral/ethical soapboxing is a big part of who you think you are, and maintaining a sense of ‘purity’ counts toward such, the importance of accountability is something you never realize matters. Really hard to develop enough strength of character to live up to anything you ‘stand for’, especially when you have delusions of simply not being guilty of anything bad counts for jack shit. Unblemished hands have a lot in common with mammary glands on a fish.
101 thoughts on “Diddlin”
Bunk
I read panel three in Arin Hanson’s voice. It’s amazing.
Davriel
I read it in Hank Hill’s voice. Less so.
Giant Speck
DAMN IT! That’s the only thing I’ll ever hear from now on.
The Seer Of Rage
I read it in cave johnson’s voice.
Narf
I disagree, that’s fantastic! 😀
Randomness
After I read these comments, I read that panel in Arin’s voice if he was doing a Hank Hill impression.
Kraang the Somewhat Wobbly
I heard it in William H. Macy’s voice.
Then I read it again and heard it in Ned Flanders’ voice.
I can’t say which tickled me more.
Jererry
That’s awesome. I just came from watching some Sonic ’06 Grumps.
Mr. Kitty
MY BRUTHA
Aslee
Upon re-read, it sounded like Cave Johnson to me. Whose VA I can’t remember at the moment, sadly.
BrunDeign
That’s be J.K. Simmons – J. Jonah Jameson in the original Spiderman trilogy, that guy in the State Farm insurance commercials, and – currently my favorite – Tenzin in the The Legend of Korra.
Terithian
You mean the great J.K. Simmons?
BriGuy
The great and powerful J.K. Simmons.
Pie
Why must hanky-panky always be the only darn thing we ever think about? This makes me mad! I don’t want your hanky-panky! What am I supposed to do with this? I’ll tell you what, I’m going to get my engineers to invent combustible hanky-panky, and then I’m going to burn your house down!
With the hanky-panky!
shecterman15
That sounded like some terrifying mixture of Hank Hill and Cave Johnson. No doubt Dale and GLaDOS have something to do with this…..
Nathan
Now I’ve got “Burnin’ Down the House” and every Barry White song I know playing in my head. It’s kinda painful…
Plasma Mongoose
Joyce needs to get laid and Ethan needs to run like heck!
Aizat
Ethan needs to get laid and Joyce needs to run like heck.
GrrArg42
As long as no one runs so fast or so far they end up IN heck.
Kernanator
Pretty sure the Flash is the only one who can do that.
Eposi
Well… there is a town south of Lansing named…
Dragon
hehe I live a bit south from hell! I still remember 2006
DaJoshMaster
They both need to get laid while running like heck.
Raoullefere
Slam, bam, on the lam.
Khrene Cleaver
Don’t you mean wham bam right in her clam? Or I guess his man clam if our homosexual homie hankiess to be on the panky end of his humpings.
Khrene Cleaver
Oh! Slam bam on the lamb. Well as long as the lord is Joyce’s shepard…
IncadescentFlame
Your gravatar…
I approve.
Resne
Heck needs to get laid and Joyce needs to run like Ethan.
Chronos
Cant’t they just split the difference and both get laid and then both run like heck in horror for what they’ve done?
David Herbert
He’s giving her a lady-boner.
Mkvenner
Pants To Be Darkened.
CWR
Film at eleven?
Khrene Cleaver
Are you asking someone to shap that or something?
CWR
Ship+Fap=Shap?
Mkvenner
Joyce it’s what humans are wired to do. Reproduce. And You need to update your gaydar, Raytheon makes one that uses cutting edge software, cost 20 million dollars and does not work.
GrrArg42
Maybe she can just get a patch update?
She could put the patch on her pants.
(this could be drawn by darkening her pants somewhere)
Mkvenner
The patch cost an additional 80 million dollars.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
If Inner Joyce could be heard, she’d add to what Joyce said in the second panel: “I’m scared as shepherds about dealing with this all of this adult world sexuality and I need the real world to play along! C’mon!
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
*THIRD panel, third.
Wonder Wig
Something sounds like a wet sponge hitting the floor.
Mkvenner
PANTS TO BE DARKENED!
Plasma Mongoose
But she’s wearing pants!
GrrArg42
Why wouldn’t she be wearing pants?
DaJoshMaster
Bah, why would you?
Aizat
You know who else sounds like a wet sponge hitting the floor?
Yotomoe
MY MOM! …wait…
Davriel
Spongebob Squarepants after tripping?
Plasma Mongoose
Only if he’s on dry land.
begbert2
Well, varyingly. (Fire goes out.)
DaJoshMaster
Hitler?
Kurodansei
Front Back Front again Sal just has her hands all over Jason.
Kirt Dankmyer
It’s almost as if he’s co-operating.
Yotomoe
Joyce then collapsed and her friends had to live with the fact that they misinterpretted her sudden heat stroke as a bad case of blushing.
antiwesley
“Hey ya’all, doncha recognise when someone needs some air?” Sal gasped as Joyce’s body slumped to the ground. Falling to her knees, Sal gently took Joyce’s petite head in her leather gloved hands, bringing her mouth close to her mouth, ready to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Joyce began to stir at the smell of the cigarettes, but played along, waiting to feel the rough blow of air through her lips. Sensing the change in the young girl’s breathing, Sal promptly dropped Joyce’s head and sighed. “Hurry up… I have someplace special I want to take you…” Joyce smiled.
imperator
….. Go on.
Wack'd
She’s wearing a sweatervest a week into September, so yeah.
Heat stroke.
Roborat
Heat stroke? She looks like she is having a brain aneurism!
GrrArg42
Sal looks upset/skeptical of Dorothy!! She is showing sisterly behavior! Is this the first proof we have that they are related?
begbert2
More that she has justified doubts that any semi-sane looking woman would diddle her brother. So yes, she at least knows him.
Kafloobop
A LOT of great faces in this one.
Azumango
The BEST face is your Gravatar.
Osaru Sensei
we need panel 5 Joyce as a new gravatar.
Mark
Ahh… Hypocrisy is so common among Christian fundies.
GrrArg42
“What? You’ve never seen a hypocrite before?”
Plasma Mongoose
I know I have, on Harry Potter.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
When moral/ethical soapboxing is a big part of who you think you are, and maintaining a sense of ‘purity’ counts toward such, the importance of accountability is something you never realize matters. Really hard to develop enough strength of character to live up to anything you ‘stand for’, especially when you have delusions of simply not being guilty of anything bad counts for jack shit. Unblemished hands have a lot in common with mammary glands on a fish.
Mkvenner
Someone needs to show the movie THE DEVILS staring oliver reed particuarly the version where the all the nuns go crazy and have a massive hank panky.
Mkvenner
Kernanator
Oh my.
Aizat