it’s been less stressful for me since faz’ visit turned into a comedy routine. if there’s still another shoe waiting to drop, at least it might wait until this has been milked some more.
One: Do NOT explain to us what you mean by milking Faz. Two: You are hereby banned from spawning mental images ever again.
King Daniel
I bet they took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as one of their feats.
Psyme
If the result is Faz-imagery, that makes it a Flaw.
King Daniel
No no, the feat’s flavor text has it that you craft disturbing mental imagery in your opponents’ minds. Pretty OP if you ask me.
Mephron
So I checked the rulevooks and it said:
“This feat allows you to craft images of an unsettling and distracting nature and put them in places that it will enter the minds of others. The image does not discriminate and may affect both friends and foes if they fail a will save (DC 10+Charisma bonus+relevant craft skil for taking the feat). It lasts for a number of days equal to your level, but may cease to be considered affecting a creature if that creature is affected by a Forget or Distracting Event spell, or an image created with the Create Pleasant Image feat.”
So obviously we need to boost our wisdom stat and get Goggles of Resistance (the ones that do something).
“… if you’re OVER 35 or went to a public school, you say 8 from 4 is 6…”
–Dave, Faz may or may not end up missing two fingers; Danny clearly is a base-10 participant
HeatherJean
And it just occurred to me that my smart-ass reply gives the exact opposite impression I meant it to: Mix-yez-pit-lick was the official letter-column-reply pronunciation from the 1950s until someone decided to change it for the cartoons. Retconned for simplicity. I preferred the way it was before.
Discussion (162) - “Window”
Ana Chronistic
*tries to imagine who would pay the ransom*
?
sorry, I got nothin
shadowcell
obviously, a Wen
Haven
Everyone whose financial outlook is now entirely dependent on FazCoin.
Deathjavu
No one paying the ransom, but Amber was nominated for a community service award in response.
Reltzik
The college, since a ransom would mean that Faz would be sent home.
Wizard
Reverse ransom: “Pay up, or we’ll send him back.”
Djenk
O. Henry smiles from beyond the veil 😉
Ed Rhodes
Yes!
King Daniel
Danny seems to be, as yet, unfaz’d by these antics.
Paradox
I just reflexively attempted to give you an up-vote. Know that I’m giving my phone screen a thumbs up instead.
Yet_One_More_Idiot
I can see a look of stunned surprise cross his faz.
His FAZ.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ.
xD
Roborat
No. Just no.
Crusading Barista
Your profile looks very familiar. Is it from a web comic?
Brotato
Looking For Group.
thejeff
Stop the Fazes!!
Sunny
New and improved Danny takes things in stride.
Emperor Norton II
The return of Norville!
Tacos
Somewhere in this Scooby Doo-esque chase he had to show up.
Kamino Neko
Danny, how could it not?
Emperor Norton II
I think that after what happened last week, anything short of actual murder is a de-escalation in Amber’s life.
Cattleprod
So, in response to this kidnapping, has there been… an Amber Alert?
Hollister Dixon
OH MY GOD STOP.
Amazi-Stool
Willis ninja’d you by almost six years!
Clif
Statute of limitations.
Some1
waiting for a new installment of this comic is strangely stressful, like I’m getting a test score back.
Emperor Norton II
You get a D+. Revise more before reading this comic!
Some1
Wait wait hold on a second…
There’s a D+? Everyone knows grades only go up to D!
Emperor Norton II
Look, I didn’t want to say this, but…
Like, there is a grading system, and it—
…
You know what, I just don’t have the heart to tell you. Carry on!
Reltzik
WRONG!
You must not employ the top three letters of the system in your post.
…. Like I didn’t. Like following posters won’t.
Paradox
The Emperor is sending info through code.
Needfuldoer
No one is obliged to tell me which letters I’m not permitted to include in my comments, or in which specific sequences.
Needfuldoer
Ignore the fourth word. It is nonexistent.
Roborat
No it isn’t, it is obliged.
Inahc
it’s been less stressful for me since faz’ visit turned into a comedy routine. if there’s still another shoe waiting to drop, at least it might wait until this has been milked some more.
Reltzik
…….
……
…
One: Do NOT explain to us what you mean by milking Faz. Two: You are hereby banned from spawning mental images ever again.
King Daniel
I bet they took Craft Disturbing Mental Image as one of their feats.
Psyme
If the result is Faz-imagery, that makes it a Flaw.
King Daniel
No no, the feat’s flavor text has it that you craft disturbing mental imagery in your opponents’ minds. Pretty OP if you ask me.
Mephron
So I checked the rulevooks and it said:
“This feat allows you to craft images of an unsettling and distracting nature and put them in places that it will enter the minds of others. The image does not discriminate and may affect both friends and foes if they fail a will save (DC 10+Charisma bonus+relevant craft skil for taking the feat). It lasts for a number of days equal to your level, but may cease to be considered affecting a creature if that creature is affected by a Forget or Distracting Event spell, or an image created with the Create Pleasant Image feat.”
So obviously we need to boost our wisdom stat and get Goggles of Resistance (the ones that do something).
Emperor Norton II
And they must have earned an A— They must have earned a D plus plus in that class too!Some1
Even I know that’s just a D-
Emperor Norton II
Meanwhile, in a class that I do not think Some1 is attending:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY3BnNGsNwk
Amazi-Stool
This is Computer Science 101.
The worst you can encounter here is C++.
Commentary Ver.2.72
Cringe occurs.
David DeLaney
Yeah, they save A and B for History of Computing.
–Dave, carefully not using the F-word
Inahc
ROFL
this was entirely accidental 🙂 and I am now really glad I’m good at blocking mental images.
adjudicus
Nice shirt, Danny
adjudicus
Or, should i say, Danny has a good sense of faz-shion
Doki
I love your comment with your gravatar, it looks like Danny is congratulating himself. |D
CommunistCanada
Whereas your Gravatar makes it look like Danny is happy to be complimented. Is he talking to himself?
Emperor Norton II
And you are clearly -not- happy about this much smugness and self-satisfaction in Danny.
Clif
I deduce you are barefoot.
Deanatay
Unlike Walky, Danny knows how to dress himselff.
Reltzik
…. would that REALLY be an escalation from putting two people in hospitals?
…. no, really, I’m not sure how to compare those data points and put one higher or lower than the other.
Vukodlak
Yes the penalty for kidnapping is higher then assault.
thejeff
It’s also rare to pull of “kidnapping in self-defense”.
Inahc
you know you’ve been alone too long when you start talking to your hat 😉
kitty
here is kitty’s finnish word of the day!
lyijymyrkytys (lead poisoning)
have a nice day!
Some1
someone will say Faz deserves lead poisoning.
I just wanted to ruin it for them.
kitty
i just thought it was a funny looking word
Greebs
It looks like a toddler just facerolled a keyboard – how would you even go about pronouncing that?!
Kamino Neko
Step 1: Be Finnish.
Step 2: Realize the Welsh would have a better chance.
Rukdug
Step 3: Remember that Tolkien used both of these language as a base/inspiration for one of the languages in the Elvish language family he created.
HeatherJean
mxyzptlk. n. “trouble in five dimensions.” Usually misspelled and mispronounced, often backwards.
Delicious Taffy
Mix-yez-pit-lick? Is that close?
HeatherJean
Spot on, if you’re eligible for AARP. If you’re under 50, the currently-accepted pronunciation is mix-tip-lick. Unless it’s been changed again.
David DeLaney
“… if you’re OVER 35 or went to a public school, you say 8 from 4 is 6…”
–Dave, Faz may or may not end up missing two fingers; Danny clearly is a base-10 participant
HeatherJean
And it just occurred to me that my smart-ass reply gives the exact opposite impression I meant it to: Mix-yez-pit-lick was the official letter-column-reply pronunciation from the 1950s until someone decided to change it for the cartoons. Retconned for simplicity. I preferred the way it was before.
Stephen Bierce
*plays Missing Persons’ “Windows” on the hacked Muzak*
lilyliv
So is she dragging Faz to her class with her now? (Presumably so he can’t get up to any more… Fazness?… while left unattended?)
Passchendaele
Danny what are you wearing