I haven’t been to a stripper bar since I was in the Navy. But I think with inflation and all, they aren’t going to be too impressed by a single. Unless you fold it up so you can’t see the denomination, which I still remember how to do.
No, silly, she doesn’t separate integrated components. Her bread doesn’t become flour and water and yeast, etc. It’s the separate real foods that come apart.
Thus, only if Dorothy is separated from all her clothing.
181 thoughts on “Duh– duh–”
Jen Aside
Say it, Joyce…
L-l-l-l-l-lesbian
Yotomoe
I meant love…I wasn’t trying to trick you or anything.
Tarkada
I lesbian you guys right now
Volkai
I would say I’m in lesbians with you for saying that
but I don’t think I’m allowed to be in lesbians.
Aeron
I suddenly realize I could have been using Lesbian as a verb this whole time.
desai
I would lesbian someone, but I’m worried they’d Hetero me.
Parnifia the Bastard
Truer words never spoken…
OmegaDez
YOUR ICON.
I want to see that picture!
Mr. Random
Darnation
Wonder Wig
Joyce, trying to reenact the comedy stylings of Carlos Mencia.
Doctor_Who
If someone steals a joke from Carlos Mencia does that make it original again?
TJ
No, it just makes them incredibly desperate.
Is Carlos Mencia even a thing? Last I heard of him was the South Park “Fish Sticks” thing. Maybe he was just some strange shared illusion?
Tom Speelman
He’s still around but he’s on the out circuits of entertainment.
nothri
For those watching at home and reading the alternate text, the reason is strippers.
Kladeos
What does it say about me that I read that as “shippers” first?
Doctor_Who
You can get given singles for shipping? No wonder so many people around here do it.
-Sentinel-
Shipping is its own reward.
And it’s not like we can KEEP ourselves from doing it.
carl320
If Mike had a nickle for every ship in these comments, he’d have all of our mothers.
Crimson Doom
>Implying that Mike has not already done so
Felonius
> Implying that Mike doesn’t get a nickle for every ship in these comments.
Tachyon
I’d ship me and money, for a dollar.
Aeron
Both answers are acceptable.
Sam
It says that you win at life because Joe ships himself with every female that is available that is not Joyce or similar to Joyce.
brionl
I haven’t been to a stripper bar since I was in the Navy. But I think with inflation and all, they aren’t going to be too impressed by a single. Unless you fold it up so you can’t see the denomination, which I still remember how to do.
Portmanteaust
No, not strip bars. Ship bars. There, *everything* costs only a nickel.
asmcint
And the only people dancing are mothers.
Valdrax
“Do you know of a place where sailors hang out?”
“Sailors? I often see them at night.”
</shenmue>
VZG
Where do I put the nickel? Do I… do I put it in someone’s slot?
(I’ll show myself out.)
Plasma Mongoose
You should be nippled and dimed for that statement.
asmcint
EROGENEOUS ZONES!!!
…Wait. I did it wrong. Shit.
Nono
See, I got that too, but for some reason I read that as Joe getting a lot of them because he was the one stripping.
nothri
Hey man, either option is possible.
pokee2
I bet Joe gives those singles to the homeless
Valdrax
Only if they strip for him.
Norj
Joyce will learn how to curse when Dorothy takes her virginity.
John
Nah, she’ll be all, “Oh gosh! Ohmigosh! Fudge me harder!”
Kladeos
That’s just wrong. And a huge turn-off.
Logician
Unless actual fudge is involved.
Golbez the Awesome
Someone needs to draw this. Like now
Jakryt
Rule 34, no need to hurry.
Kaziel
That you have that gravatar, when saying it’s a turn off makes this comment a million times better. 😀
TheLurkerAbove
Heh, it might be forever indeed. 😛
The Sound Defense
Suddenly Joyce has gotten really, really attached to Dorothy.
Yotomoe
They’ll need to be surgically removed.
timemonkey
Suddenly?
begbert2
But Billie is still the body she lusts for.
Biege
I think its more she dosen’t want to be left with Joe :p
Kernanator
Duh-duh-duh-duh-DEMOCRAT!
Fay
Duh-duh-duh-DUMBING OF AGE!
hmrc4evr
Duh-Duh-Duh–Decade!
Sorry, Kamen Rider reference.
But considering we’re discussing Joyce and Dorothy being ‘together’ it DOES give give Decade’s ‘final attack ride’ a whole new meaning.
ninja_jesus
Duh-duh-duh-DAIRANGER!
Yotomoe
Watch yo mouth!
CapnPanda
I’m just talkin’ ’bout Dumbing Of Age.
DFS
Then we can dig it!
Jakryt
Duh-duh-duh-duh-digging it!
Aizat
You should know by now, we are the Duh-duh-duh-duh-
I-i-i-it doesn’t matter what your name is.
Rabbling Rouser
second panel is the Joyce adorable face of the week
Doctor_Who
Love how she’s reaching out to Dorothy. She’s like a baby who wants her binky.
David Herbert
She wants some Dorothy in her mouth.
Doctor_Who
But only if first separated into her component parts. Can’t have them touch!
Leah Rockshard
No, silly, she doesn’t separate integrated components. Her bread doesn’t become flour and water and yeast, etc. It’s the separate real foods that come apart.
Thus, only if Dorothy is separated from all her clothing.
-Sentinel-
I like her better with the fourth panel. Antigrav eyebrows!
-Sentinel-
* IN the fourth panel. Not “with”. 😐
Stephen Bierce
Hello! I Must Be Going/I cannot stay/I came to say “I Must Be Going”/I’m glad I came but just the same/I Must Be Going…
Doctor_Who
I’ll stay a week or two / I’ll stay the summer through / but I am telling you / I must be going.
Groucho FTW.
ninja_jesus
BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE
Oh, wrong song?
Mr. Random
Duuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeellll!
Aizat
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!! BLOODGUN IS THE BEST COMIC EVER!!!!
Doctor_Who
ROB LIEFELD IS A GENIUS! WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET!
Yotomoe
Joe buys lots of soda’s from the soda machines. A guy get thirst when he’s at the stripper bar all night.
(Ha. I totally went there)