She knows what shipping is. And if you know what shipping is, you probably know what boning… (*thinks back to many fanfics I’ve read written by teenagers*) …okay, you probably have a vague, general idea of what boning is.
Even if she didn’t know or wanted to think about “Bone City,” I have a feeling she understands what making out is and can just focus on that part of Billie’s suggestion.
She keeps promising to stab all the things, but none of the things have been stabbed!!! Except for everyone in Bone City of course, all the things in Bone City have been stabbed, just not with a sharp piece of metal.
After the Staffordshire branch of The Royal Society for Stabbing All Things declared the whole thing “a bit silly”, stabbing all things quickly went out of fashion. The very latest in stabbing is Stabbing One Single Thing Repeatedly, expected to be included in the 2016 Summer Olympics.
236 thoughts on “Bone City”
Kafloobop
That is probably a city Dina would love.
Plasma Mongoose
Until she finds out what sort of boning it actually is.
Yotomoe
Eventually she’d learn to Dig it.
Plasma Mongoose
But only if the boners involved are dino-sized. 😀
NCP19
What dinosaur are we talking here though? Like small compys or t-rex? Cause…that might require…
I’m just gonna leave that right there and move on.
Audiophillie
Dina would like that more.
Volkai
Here’s the trick: There’s New Bone City, and Old Bone City. Officially they’re both called Bone City.
Dina is all about Old Bone City. This comic? 100% New Bone City.
Jetstream
And again, Joyce being strangely comfortable with colloquialisms for things I’d expect her to be uncomfortable even referencing.
Madness.
G-Viral
Even better is her face in that last panel.
Look at it.
NCP19
You gaze into the abyss and it gazes back
ReFlex76
(name corrected)
Tell me about it; it seems even in this universe, Walky brings out the pervert in Joyce.
David Herbert
Imagine if they went drinking together, she’d turn into Hazel from Girls With Slingshots.
LuckyStar7
YES
Valdrax
She knows what shipping is. And if you know what shipping is, you probably know what boning… (*thinks back to many fanfics I’ve read written by teenagers*) …okay, you probably have a vague, general idea of what boning is.
Ziaheart
It’s where the guy puts “his thingie into [her] you-know-what”, right? *smiles like enoby*
vlademir1
*cringes*
You owe everyone who reads this one new internet for bringing that fic up.
thomas0comer
I think I am very glad I don’t get this.
Dara
Google “My Immortal.” Go ahead. I dare you.
Volkai
I pick Truth instead.
Raen
These wounds won’t seem to heal, this pain is just too real, there’s just too much that time cannot erase…
Valdrax
Alternately, just read the TV Tropes page for it. You’ll get the idea w/o having to actually “experience” it.
kschenke
Even if she didn’t know or wanted to think about “Bone City,” I have a feeling she understands what making out is and can just focus on that part of Billie’s suggestion.
Plasma Mongoose
Billie launches a new ship, the UUS Hatefuck.
Doctor_Who
Is it a couples’ cruise? Because Joe & Joyce, Billie and Ruth, and Mike and Everyone want to sign up.
Angel
Sailing straight on course to Bone City.
thomas0comer
UUS?
Plasma Mongoose
Unidentified Unlikely Ship
Alex
All roads lead to Bone City.
Alex
Alternatively: The road to Bone City is paved with good intentions.
Aizat
The road to Bone City has heavy risk but the prize….
madd
I thought it was paved in gold … but that might only apply to professionals.
Boom
Only if it rains.
badmartialarts
The first place you’ll find is a sleaze-pit called Bone City. Now if the earth doesn’t swallow you up first, that place sure as hell will!
NCP19
Take me down to the fabled bone city…where the grass is green, and the girls are pretty…
Chibi.Squirt
If the “grass” is green, you should probably get that seen by a professional.
Wack'd
They could’ve dyed it.
Why you’d WANT to, I dunno, but…
George
Bone City. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.
Valdrax
Just don’t get sidetracked and stumble your way into Locust country.
Mrelegos
We can’t stop here. This is Bone Country!
BD
And while you’re there – don’t listen to a word Phoney Bone says.
Wonder Wig
Bone City – population, your mom.
Kafloobop
Taxes? A nickel.
Plasma Mongoose
Economy – A nickel.
ASP3CT
The city hospital specializes femurectomies.
Chexwarrior
But you can’t take my femurs, I need those to live
madd
And reconstructive surgery for your FAAAAAACE.
I.care.0
FAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. With your mom. Or something along those lines.
LuckyStar7
Mike put his penis in your mom’s FAAAAAAAAACE.
You’re welcome.
Wonder Wig
For a nickel.
Ben
So this was all just a backstory to show Dana is Amazigirl, right?
Plasma Mongoose
Now that WOULD BE a twist.
Yotomoe
Dana’s been dying her hair. That’s who it is. definitely.
NCP19
I misread that as Dina at first. A twist on a twist!
Ziaheart
I’m so happy you wrote that because I wouldn’t have caught my mistake otherwise.
Historyman68
Dana is Dina! Dana realizes the kindness Sarah’s shown to her (disguised as Dina), and forgives her. The end!
taekwondogirl
Billie just walked herself right into that one.
Plasma Mongoose
But it’s totally different, Billie is tsundere towards Walky while Sarah HATES Raidah.
George
But does Joyce know the difference? Or, if she does, is she implying something about Billie and Walky or just getting Billie to drop the subject?
LuckyStar7
BOTH. DEFINITELY BOTH.
thomas0comer
Do we get to see this hypothetical implementation of the stabbing of everything, or do you just keep teasing us, Willis?
Jehosaphat
She keeps promising to stab all the things, but none of the things have been stabbed!!! Except for everyone in Bone City of course, all the things in Bone City have been stabbed, just not with a sharp piece of metal.
Leorale
They’ve not been stabbed. They’ve been Joe’d.
Raticate5
That just changes the way that they scream.
Barf Ninjason
Gah…
LuckyStar7
OH GOD
Tenn
After the Staffordshire branch of The Royal Society for Stabbing All Things declared the whole thing “a bit silly”, stabbing all things quickly went out of fashion. The very latest in stabbing is Stabbing One Single Thing Repeatedly, expected to be included in the 2016 Summer Olympics.
George
Someone needs to do a fan art of Billie stabbing everything.
thomas0comer
That’s a lotta fanart.
Jacob
Technically, all it needs to be is a picture of Billie stabbing Willis.
LuckyStar7
Can Yotomoe draw it?