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Cocksure

Posted on September 22, 2013 by David M Willis

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Tags: deborah, dorothy, jeremiah, walky

Discussion (170) - “Cocksure”

  1. Herohatch

    09/22/2013, 12:01 am
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    Clearly, Dorothy inherits her taste for caramel from her mother.

    1. The Candyman

      09/22/2013, 12:02 am
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      I’ve seen enough porn to know where this is going.

      1. Cholma

        09/22/2013, 12:07 am
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        But no one delivered a pizza or said they were there to fix the pipes!

        1. Skull025

          09/22/2013, 12:10 am

          Hey man, who needs an excuse to have some of dem caramel apples?

        2. Drunken Nordmann

          09/22/2013, 5:15 am

          And there’s no straw on the floor.

        3. Kennerly

          09/22/2013, 11:27 am

          We can’t hear it, but there is a funky bass guitar riff in the background.

        4. ALLxISxGONE

          09/22/2013, 11:47 am

          …

        5. Fred

          09/22/2013, 1:40 pm

          !!!

        6. Drunken Nordmann

          09/23/2013, 1:14 am

          Actually, I was referencing this:
          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HfVjf6_ny8

      2. Wack'd

        09/22/2013, 4:07 pm
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        He fixes the cable?

        1. Rheios

          05/18/2015, 2:18 pm

          He certainly lays it? I-Is that funny? Am I doing this right?….Well crap I stumbled into another porn joke in there without intending to.

  2. Geegles

    09/22/2013, 12:02 am
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    I laugh at them now but having been there
    Well I guess you could say I laugh at myself

    1. GrrArg42

      09/22/2013, 4:47 am
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      I’m always laughing at myself.

      1. ALLxISxGONE

        09/22/2013, 5:21 am
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        I’m stabbing myself…

        1. GrrArg42

          09/22/2013, 10:31 pm

          Nooooooo!!!! Don’t do that.
          : (

        2. N0083rP00F

          09/24/2013, 1:21 pm

          Definitely not. It always ends up in a sticky mess. Peels and fruit pulp all over the place. ALLxISxGONE was armed with a Banana right?

  3. Anderhail

    09/22/2013, 12:02 am
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    I had thought Walky was nervous and would put his foot in his mouth, but Dorothy seems to be having the more interesting issues here.

    1. Sporky

      09/22/2013, 12:05 am
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      Yeah, this is my thought. She’s actually way more nervous about this than he is. I thought she’d be cool with it, but this is like… uncharacteristically neurotic of her? I guess she worries more about appearances than she lets on…

      1. Skull025

        09/22/2013, 12:11 am
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        You have to be if you wanna be the president of the United States. Appearance is everything.

        1. Yotomoe

          09/22/2013, 12:26 am

          If I’m the president of the united states, I will hire a team of special affect artists to make explosions and epic wind every time I perform a speech.

        2. Anderhail

          09/22/2013, 12:28 am

          Walky could provide those for Dorothy, after all, Mike DID congratulate her on her find.

          http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-2/03-the-first-step-towards-recovery/congratulations/

        3. NightmareWarden

          09/22/2013, 12:37 am

          And a team of artists to create a comic of you beating up terrorists dressed like supervillains, complete with POW, SHWOOP, and BAMs with every blow. Who would be the sidekick though?

        4. Yotomoe

          09/22/2013, 12:51 am

          It would also be me.

        5. Nathan

          09/22/2013, 8:34 am

          It would still be Medvedev

        6. Steven

          09/22/2013, 2:58 am

          You are President of the UNITED STATES. You don’t need special effect explosions. You damn well have the resources to make real ones.

        7. Rocky

          09/22/2013, 4:05 am

          As for epic wind, beans and cabbage should do it.

        8. Roborat

          09/23/2013, 2:59 pm

          “Sorry Mr. President, due to senate budget cuts, all we can afford are some firecrackers and two whoopie cushions.

      2. Anderhail

        09/22/2013, 12:20 am
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        I may have to revise my thoughts on whether she only considers this a “for fun” relationship, as she appears more stressed over this meeting than Amber did when she initially saw her father room. Actually her face kind of reminds me of Walky when he first started threw Monkey Master at her. I mean, it is probably still only for fun, but she seems to have more invested in these results than someone dressing him for future girlfriends. It IS having more impact than the incident with Joyce or the realization Dan didn’t mention the break-up to his parents. Now to figure out if it is her being worried about her parents’ view of her for dating Walky or if she doesn’t want them to dislike Walky. It is likely some combination of both, but I am interested to see where Willis goes with this.

        I’ll be honest, I was NOT remotely expecting Dorothy to stress over this meeting, and was actually more concerned about Dorothy meeting Walky’s parents, though that hasn’t faded, it has just been overshadowed for now. I also appear to be abusing commas.

        1. Bizze

          09/22/2013, 1:15 am

          It’s mostly that she isn’t completely honest with herself about what she does. She told Dan she wanted to break up because of her career plans, but that wasn’t really true – or else she wouldn’t have started to date Walky. Similarly, she’s not honest to herself about how much she likes Walky. She’s a smart and conscientious person, though, so it doesn’t usually hurt anyone (more than her breakup would have anyway), but she’ll have to learn to be more honest to herself at some point, or she’ll be a very unhappy person.

        2. Ivan

          09/22/2013, 4:25 am

          So that video of her at ZooSkool is just her telling herself lies!? Seems like there would be easier ways with a lot less horse flies!!

      3. ShadowMaskPrime

        09/22/2013, 7:16 am
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        Actually, I think I know what she’s worried about. The more Walky is in headlights mode, the more similar he will appear to Dan, the more cocky he is, the Less he seems like Dan. If he seems too close to Dan, then she’s worried her parents will ask her why exactly she dumped him in the first place. Much in the same way one of the things putting Dan off dating Amber is that, visually at least, she’s a “Dorothy Clone”. Dorothy especially wants to show that Dan just wasn’t for her, and Walky is, or justify going against her original “single in college to focus on her career” plan.

        1. vsophi

          09/22/2013, 1:55 pm

          He just admitted a few strips ago that the reason he was put off from dating Amber is because he is a self-saboteur, as well as intimidated by her. He was just using the whole “Dorothy clone” thing as an excuse, as he is prone to doing with pretty much everything.

        2. ShadowMaskPrime

          09/22/2013, 3:01 pm

          I’d still say Joe pointing that put to him may be part of his hesitance. Just because it was an excuse, doesn’t mean it can’t be just a little bit true too. The best excuses are, it makes them a little bit more believable…
          If you said you don’t want to go down into the basement, as the light is broken, so you won’t be able to see what you are doing, when really you’re afraid of the dark and spiders, that doesn’t make the excuse untrue, just not your Main reason.

          I’d say that Dorothy actually is more concerned that Walky will appear to be just like Danny to her parents, than Danny is concerned with the “Dorothy Clone” thing, partly due to the fact that She dumped Danny (so replacing him with another Danny would seem pointless), and partly because she does like Walky’s cocky attitude.

        3. Anderhail

          09/22/2013, 6:44 pm

          Very good points. I’ll admit, I had only a passing thought that Walky had been acting Danny style as far as confidence went until Dorothy’s nervousness snapped him out of it. I didn’t think any deeper into it, yet now that I do, I wonder as to how much conforming to Dorothy’s mini-freak out he will stand, especially as she is accurately describing his ability to remain confident in most situations. Just not in a flattering way. “Be yourself, just… you know… a specific version of yourself” I will admit that I am looking forward to any potential sparks between their parents and am slightly sad that Dorothy’s mom is not likely to receive a Monkey Master toy.

        4. vsophi

          09/22/2013, 9:32 pm

          walkertons/keeners ot4?

      4. MichaelHaneline

        09/22/2013, 5:01 pm
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        Well, maybe its less about her worrying about appearances in general and more about her worrying about how her parents see her.

    2. Jelli

      09/22/2013, 1:23 am
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      I wonder how much of Dorothy’s nervousness is normal for her and how much of this is generated because of how unpleasant Joyce’s parents were. I know if I introduced my parents to a friend only to have that friend’s parents haul him or her off distrustfully… well, that’d make me pretty neurotic.

      1. Anderhail

        09/22/2013, 6:49 pm
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        Very true, though it is luckily a different enough situation to avoid complete disaster. I hope it is. I think Dorothy would not react very well to her parents dragging her (or at this point Walky) away. That would be fun to explain to everyone. “Yeah… uhmm… they’ll probably bring him back. I hope… MOM, HE’S NOT ACTUALLY MADE OF CARAMEL!” Seriously though, that incident with Joyce is a definite downer and I am really looking forward to their next discussion.

  4. Shade

    09/22/2013, 12:04 am
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    Dorothy, stop giving Walky advice until you are finished looking like you’re constipated. It doesn’t lend you much credibility.

    1. Bill

      09/22/2013, 3:57 am
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      Actually, I don’t think Dorothy is actually giving Walky advice; I think these are her internal thoughts.  Willis said yesterday that drawing the normal ‘thought bubbles’ took twice as long.  So I’m guessing that the waviness of the speech-bubble’s tail is supposed to indicate that these are what Dorothy is thinking, not necessarily saying.

      It could also mean that she is saying these at a level only Walky is meant to hear, but I seriously doubt that.

      1. Kateastrophe

        09/22/2013, 4:29 am
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        There’s pretty clear comics speech bubble shorthand for each of these things. This falls under “uneasy muttering.” She is clearly communicating with Walky and Walky alone, given his reactions to her. Otherwise, it would be either solid or broken in some clear way.. As much as I like and admire Willis, I highly doubt he’d try to buck these fairly sensible trends in a webcomic.

      2. David Willis

        09/22/2013, 10:59 am
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        The thing you seriously doubt is what it is.

        1. bill

          09/22/2013, 1:09 pm

          Thanks for clearing that up.

  5. ABagofOranges

    09/22/2013, 12:04 am
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    And whatever you do, don’t Dan this up, Walky!

    1. Yotomoe

      09/22/2013, 12:28 am
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      Worst thing he could possibly do.

  6. David Herbert

    09/22/2013, 12:04 am
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    All the moms want to hug Walky. Good thing his junk is in his pants this time. That could have been awkward.

    1. Mkvenner

      09/22/2013, 12:06 am
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      Wait, what?

    2. Anderhail

      09/22/2013, 12:07 am
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      I was just remembering that incident and I am glad someone pointed it out. I’ll admit I did imagine Mike standing slightly off panel saying your comment out loud.

      1. Mkvenner

        09/22/2013, 12:08 am
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        Oooohhhhh that incident.

        1. Rheinman

          09/22/2013, 12:25 am

          Have you heard of the Des Moines Institute?!?!?

        2. ocbrad1

          09/22/2013, 1:09 am

          We’re familiar with it.

      2. ShadowMaskPrime

        09/22/2013, 7:20 am
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        Just what exactly happened with that? I think we had a scene change, and by the time we got back, Mike and parents were gone, and Walky had wisely changed clothes?

    3. Yotomoe

      09/22/2013, 12:28 am
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      EVERYBODY loves Walky.

  7. Tidal Wave

    09/22/2013, 12:04 am
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    So Dorothy’s talking to herself here right?

    1. saltchocolate

      09/22/2013, 12:06 am
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      Projecting!! At least in that last panel . . .

      1. KingMabel

        09/22/2013, 9:24 am
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        Her fear is understandable.

        1. saltchocolate

          09/22/2013, 2:29 pm

          Yes — she’s wants to convince her parents that she “traded up” (breaking up with Danny and starting a new relationship with Walky a week later). Or so it seems to me…

    2. spaceinvader42

      09/22/2013, 12:33 am
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      Yeah, I was wondering that too… like, does she have some kind of psychic connection to Walky, or are her parents just pretending they can’t hear her?

    3. Bill

      09/22/2013, 4:01 am
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      Willis said yesterday that drawing the normal ‘thought bubbles’ took twice as long. So I’m guessing that the waviness of the speech-bubble’s tail is supposed to indicate that these are what Dorothy is thinking, not necessarily saying.

      It could also mean that she is speaking at a level only Walky is meant to hear, but I seriously doubt that.

      1. The Candyman

        09/22/2013, 10:21 am
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        Well, Walky can clearly hear what she’s saying in this strip. Either that or he’s just wondering why she’s making awkward faces.

      2. David Willis

        09/22/2013, 11:01 am
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        When I said I didn’t draw any thought bubbles, it didn’t mean I willfully ignore what cartoon iconography means. It just meant that I choose not to spell out any internalized thought processes. (Except for when they say them out loud.)

        1. Anderhail

          09/22/2013, 12:28 pm

          Which is why Joyce and Walky will likely not need thought bubbles any time soon. It is also why Mike is so ominously silent for long periods of time. Horrible… amazing… silence…

        2. Jackson

          09/22/2013, 2:35 pm

          Or when people’s thought processes involve imagining things visually.

  8. Mkvenner

    09/22/2013, 12:05 am
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    Just remember its only for a few more days- I mean hours.

  9. Kernanator

    09/22/2013, 12:06 am
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    Quick, reboot his operating system! The button is on his butt!

    1. Shade

      09/22/2013, 12:07 am
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      But where’s Dorothy’s reboot button?

      1. Riku

        09/22/2013, 12:12 am
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        😉

      2. hmrc4evr

        09/22/2013, 12:17 am
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        I don’t think they’ve gone that far yet for him to know that.

        Of course he could always double-tap her chest icon to see if she reboots that way.

        1. Yotomoe

          09/22/2013, 12:30 am

          That’s why it didn’t show the scene where walky touches her boob. Spoilers.

        2. Ghostforge

          09/22/2013, 5:28 am

          is it weird that all this line of conversation makes
          me think of is the first episode of Chobits?

        3. Yotomoe

          09/22/2013, 11:32 am

          Yes, cuz that means you watched Chobits.

  10. EpikAlia

    09/22/2013, 12:06 am
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    Dorothy’s dad’s lack of eyebrows in the last panel is scaring me.

    1. saltchocolate

      09/22/2013, 12:09 am
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      If you can live without them in panel three, you’ll just have to accept it in panel four as well.

    2. Anderhail

      09/22/2013, 12:26 am
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      The fact that the first panel he is in on this strip only shows one brow leads me to believe they are somewhere on the floor, slowly crawling towards sculpted caramel.

      1. Tenn

        09/22/2013, 3:28 am
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        Fare thee well, eyebrows!

  11. Doctor_Who

    09/22/2013, 12:07 am
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    Shame he didn’t have the Butt Taco shirt on today. It’s such a great ice breaker! You and your new acquaintances can discuss whether it depicts a butt or a taco.

    1. AgentKeen

      09/22/2013, 1:06 am
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      -Deborah and Jeremiah lift up their own shirts, showing off their own Butt Taco shirts-

      J: We have it, too!
      D: we always get into a fight about which it is. I mean, obviously, it’s a butt.

      -Whole box, including the dean and de Santos, devolves into a fight about whether it’s a taco or butt-

      1. ocbrad1

        09/22/2013, 1:10 am
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        Your comment made me irrationally happy!

      2. Tenn

        09/22/2013, 3:31 am
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        Everyone dies. The end. Credits roll, and it turns out every character was played by Amazi-Girl.

        1. AgentKeen

          09/22/2013, 1:52 pm

          After the credits, the camera slowly zooms in on a Butt Taco shirt, still on someone’s body. ‘The End’ appears in the middle of the screen. The eyes of Butt Taco slowly glow red and a question mark appears after ‘The End’.

          Cut to black.

  12. saltchocolate

    09/22/2013, 12:08 am
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    Dorothy acts like she’s been building Walky up to her parents for a year. It’s her expectations, not theirs, that he has to live up to, at this point!

  13. Gram91

    09/22/2013, 12:09 am
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    Walky’s like “so that’s what it looks like when I exaggerate a situation.”

  14. Vivvav

    09/22/2013, 12:11 am
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    Oh God Dorothy seriously just shut up he’s doing fine on his own.

    1. timemonkey

      09/22/2013, 11:13 am
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      That’s because he’s baerely talking. A couple strips ago he was trying to pick a fight between his dad and his dean.

      1. Historyman68

        09/22/2013, 2:43 pm
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        He wasn’t trying to pick a fight. He doesn’t really mean any of it.

        1. The Candyman

          09/22/2013, 9:53 pm

          Don’t overestimate him.

  15. rachel

    09/22/2013, 12:12 am
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    jesus dorothy cheeeeeell ouuuuuuut

    1. KingMabel

      09/22/2013, 12:17 am
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      Have you met Walky before? You would be worried too.

      1. rachel

        09/22/2013, 4:33 am
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        man when you are that age you don’t trust anybody around you, because you are so worried about what a doof you yourself are! po kids!

  16. Justnobody

    09/22/2013, 12:19 am
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    Man, it’s like every mom that’s met Walky is all up on him

    1. Rheinman

      09/22/2013, 12:28 am
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      At this point, he probably has earned $0.15 just from meeting Mike’s mom.

    2. rachel

      09/22/2013, 4:33 am
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      aww yeah hella momz

  17. Spack

    09/22/2013, 12:23 am
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    Dorothy needs to ingest an endothermic gelcap.

    1. nothri

      09/22/2013, 12:33 am
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      I don’t think dinosaurs have gelcaps.

      1. John

        09/22/2013, 2:35 am
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        I don’t think dinosaurs are generally accepted to have been endothermic anymore, either. Would have to ask Dina, though. I haven’t really been keeping up with developments in the field. Back in my day, dinosaurs were slow, stupid, cold-blooded, and featherless.

        1. Leonou

          09/22/2013, 3:58 am

          You seriously saying “Back In my days, dinosaur were …” sounds that the most bad ass of things.

        2. Kaci

          09/22/2013, 5:27 pm

          Agreed. And lol’ing

        3. Kaci

          09/22/2013, 5:29 pm

          I’m making it a meme now… putting on my deviatart as I type

        4. The Candyman

          09/22/2013, 8:43 am

          Actually, most dinosaurs are accepted to have been endothermic (warm-blooded). They were originally thought to be ectothermic (cold-blooded).

        5. John

          09/22/2013, 12:33 pm

          Huh. Apparently “endothermic” means exactly the opposite in biology that it does in thermodynamics. You live and learn.

    2. Jack Finch

      09/22/2013, 4:17 am
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      If she can’t find that she could take a chill strip. Put it on her tongue. Let it dissolve. Chill.

  18. Kaci

    09/22/2013, 12:26 am
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    Last panel: “nevermind I was a nervous wreck 30 seconds ago, this chick be trippin”

  19. nothri

    09/22/2013, 12:30 am
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    Good news Dorothy! Walky being awkward will go unnoticed after that seizure you drive yourself into happens.

  20. Lokitsu

    09/22/2013, 12:31 am
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    This reminded me of a couple I know. Whenever something bad happened and one of them was upset, the other would always stay calm and collected. At least until the trouble passed or the first one calmed down…

    1. Thor

      09/22/2013, 7:57 am
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      This is actually a vital rule for a successful marriage: Only one of you gets to be crazy at a time.

      And if both of you are about to be crazy at the same time, the one who is the least crazy has to hold it together. The way to determine the least crazy is one easy question: Do you notice that both of you are about to be crazy at the same time? If you do, then you are the least crazy, as you are still gathered up enough to realize that both of you are starting to unravel.

  21. Pyr05

    09/22/2013, 12:32 am
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    Oh yeah, get in there Walky. Be smooth despite being told what to do in whispered tones her parents TOTALLY hear.

  22. Jackson

    09/22/2013, 12:34 am
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    I feel sort of bad saying it, but I wish more things would totally freak Dorothy out such that she makes her panel 4 face, because that face is ridiculous.

    1. Paul

      09/22/2013, 2:20 am
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      I’m glad you said it, because if you hadn’t, I would have had to.

    2. Tenn

      09/22/2013, 3:36 am
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      “Uh, Dorothy? I think the condom broke.”

      1. John

        09/22/2013, 12:37 pm
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        “That’s what happens when you try to wear it on your head, Walky.”

        1. Kernanator

          09/22/2013, 9:28 pm

          “Don’t you talk shit about my hat.”

        2. The Candyman

          09/22/2013, 9:55 pm

          “It’s a stupid hat!”

    3. Historyman68

      09/22/2013, 2:45 pm
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      She’s totally acting like Dexter in that one episode.

  23. Baker

    09/22/2013, 12:34 am
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    I think the reason she is so worried about this is she never considered him permanent boyfriend material, he’s just some guy who she knew there was mutual attraction with. Which is really a bummer for Walky, even though he knew from the start this was a for fun relationship the fact that she looks down on him kind of sucks. I feel like she thinks less of him than her parents do at this point.

  24. Lokitsu

    09/22/2013, 12:36 am
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    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc

  25. nothri

    09/22/2013, 12:36 am
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    I’m loving that look on Walky’s face. “bongoes be crazy, yo.”

  26. clodia

    09/22/2013, 12:38 am
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    Poor Walky. Dorothy, ILU, but you need to chill and stop trying to control the situation (and by extension, Walky).

  27. Opus the Poet

    09/22/2013, 12:39 am
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    Dorothy looks stressed out enough for both of them by the last panel.

    1. Yotomoe

      09/22/2013, 12:50 am
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      She wears the stress of the relationship.

  28. Maycroft

    09/22/2013, 12:42 am
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    “And look at them in the eye or they will think it’s a challenge.”

  29. Yotomoe

    09/22/2013, 12:50 am
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    I’m very sure of my cock. He’s a really loyal pet rooster.

    1. The Candyman

      09/22/2013, 8:47 am
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      But is Dorothy sure of hers?

  30. begbert2

    09/22/2013, 1:04 am
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    Panel 5: Dorothy’s head explodes. Messily.

    1. Keroshino

      09/22/2013, 4:44 am
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      “Scanners” style! 🙂

  31. motorfirebox

    09/22/2013, 1:04 am
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    So I misread that line at first and thought it said “deer-w-headlights”, like “deer with headlights”, and all I could think of was that scene in Dumb and Dumber where the girl takes off her shirt, but instead of a girl I imagined it was a deer and aaaa AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  32. DSL

    09/22/2013, 1:04 am
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    And in that first panel we see the fussy old lady that will be Dorothy at the end of her days.

  33. Gottawonder

    09/22/2013, 1:19 am
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    Good grief. Did not expect the meltdown from that quarter.

  34. Paul

    09/22/2013, 1:33 am
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    Dorothy, you really know how to relax a guy. Sheesh.

    1. David

      09/22/2013, 3:38 am
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      Actually, yes. There is nothing like somebody else taking over the panicking for letting you get a grip. Because the ground is covered then. I do regular trips with a group where one girl is exceeding easy to piss off when circumstances are contrary. So you smile and shrug it off. Guess what, when she skipped one year, there were situations where one had no one to take over the “pissed off ” part, so it became much harder to shrug it off.

      And the way David draws this, it definitely seems on the last frame as if Walky is off his panic because he has Dorothy’s to worry about.

      1. Nono

        09/22/2013, 6:59 am
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        So you stop worrying because you’re worrying about someone else’s worrying?

        1. Bill

          09/22/2013, 9:22 am

          Exactly.  As Rudyard Kipling wrote, “If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you … you’ll be a man, my son.”

      2. vsophi

        09/22/2013, 1:49 pm
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        Similar to how it’s easier to watch scary movies when you’re with your friends.

        It’s the only way I could get through SCP 87-B. ; – ;

  35. Bilfred

    09/22/2013, 1:45 am
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    Dorothy’s facial expression in the final panel is the best part.

  36. Oishi1117

    09/22/2013, 2:18 am
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    I hate to say this but this make me ship Walky and Joyce even harder. 😛

    1. Historyman68

      09/22/2013, 2:46 pm
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      Why?

  37. JThePerson

    09/22/2013, 2:20 am
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    I finally caught up.. I couldn’t stop reading this..

  38. Norj

    09/22/2013, 3:24 am
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    Dorothy calm down dating Walky won’t hurt your chances of becoming President , Americans have accepted much worse.

    1. The Candyman

      09/22/2013, 8:49 am
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      Making him your First Lady, though..

      1. Norj

        09/22/2013, 9:57 am
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        Joyce will make an excellent First Lady once Dorothy is done training her of course.

  39. Tyler

    09/22/2013, 3:39 am
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    OH GOD. I just got to the end of the archive, what do I do now??

    1. JThePerson

      09/22/2013, 11:39 am
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      Now, we wait… I just got to the end yesterday..

    2. Curacaobill

      09/22/2013, 12:22 pm
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      Relax this comic updates almost daily.

      1. Historyman68

        09/22/2013, 2:47 pm
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        Not almost! Daily, full stop.

        1. Jackson

          09/22/2013, 7:43 pm

          God bless those Kickstarter stretch goals.

        2. The Candyman

          09/22/2013, 9:56 pm

          Of course, it’s all going to end when autumn hits it’s stride.

  40. Leonou

    09/22/2013, 3:42 am
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    It’s not the cutest Dorothy and Walky have act together, but it’s one of the funniest !

  41. Jack Finch

    09/22/2013, 4:31 am
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    Dorothy, Dorothy, Dorothy. That is NOT how you baste a turkey.

  42. Spoon

    09/22/2013, 5:24 am
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    Walky is basically me in this comic in terms of awkwardness

  43. Jack Finch

    09/22/2013, 7:08 am
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    And David. The new alias is Dirk Surecock.

  44. Crumplepunch

    09/22/2013, 7:46 am
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    Heh, Walky’s face in that last panel.

    “bongo please, I’m Dirk Lonestyle.“

  45. Jenny Creed

    09/22/2013, 9:39 am
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    The ads on today’s page for bed-wetting prevention devices (diapers) for “big children” probably tells us something about Walky. . .

  46. Notebooked

    09/22/2013, 11:13 am
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    Faced with a new arrival to the flock, Jeremiah’s forehead expands threateningly.

  47. Super Duper

    09/22/2013, 11:15 am
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    Walky sure describes what happens when he meets new people.

  48. timemonkey

    09/22/2013, 11:16 am
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    Damn it, Dorothy’s parents, stop invading Walky’s personal space without permission.

    1. John

      09/22/2013, 5:44 pm
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      The moms just can’t keep their hands off that caramel. He doesn’t even need nickels.

      1. The Candyman

        09/22/2013, 9:57 pm
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        That’s why Mike hates him so much. He’s the Lex Luthor to Walky’s Superman.

  49. Aaron

    09/22/2013, 11:34 am
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    Dorothy needs to be stressed out more often, it instantly makes her ten times more relatable.

  50. danshive

    09/22/2013, 12:38 pm
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    Clearly the next comic will be Dorothy’s parents stripping Walky for the sake of full examination. Dorothy is used to this sort of thing by now and believes it to be customary.

    1. The Candyman

      09/22/2013, 9:58 pm
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      Well that just went from funny to creepy when I started thinking about it..

  51. Galatine

    09/22/2013, 1:19 pm
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    Does anyone know when Book 2 gets released to the store? I had the wonderful opportunity to buy it at SPX, but I only could afford one of them. So… poor choice, since I bought the one I could easily get online.

    1. David Willis

      09/22/2013, 3:38 pm
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      After they’re delivered to me. I had an advance box sent to me for SPX only. And then only after I get through a good chunk of the Kickstartered folks. So a short while!

      1. Galatine

        09/22/2013, 5:31 pm
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        You! You’re to blame! All you had to do was say “oh, Book 2 isn’t in store yet”, and I would have bought both right there! Darn you and your amazing amiability and your stupidly distracting giant robot!

  52. AgentKeen

    09/22/2013, 2:02 pm
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    I happened to glance at my browser’s tab and, momentarily forgetting the name of today’s strip, was surprised when I read “Dumbing of Age – Cocks…” next to Joyce’s face.

  53. LiamAldam

    09/22/2013, 3:23 pm
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    Does anyone else really want a girlfriend for girlfriend parents right now?

  54. ravenstromdans

    09/22/2013, 6:47 pm
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    Insecure-Dorothy is adorable! (and insecure)

  55. Anderhail

    09/22/2013, 6:57 pm
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    I just noticed that my browser tab has this strip appear as
    Dumbing of Age – Cocksu
    before it fades out. I now wonder if this was an evil plan to cause trauma to people with multiple tabs on work computers…

  56. A

    09/22/2013, 9:02 pm
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    havin ourselves a paaarr-tey!

  57. G.G.

    09/22/2013, 9:27 pm
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    Look who is talkin’ there, Dorothy.

  58. tahrey

    09/23/2013, 4:35 am
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    I’m now trying to figure out how to ASCIIfy DorothyFace from the last panel… and failing miserably 🙁

    I NEEDS THAT SMILEY

    1. Wally

      09/26/2013, 1:24 am
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