If you’re going to simulate an entire human being as essentially a subroutine in your brain, it needs to be a fairly straightforward and predictable one.
Amber can run 1 Mike, 3 Galassos, 7 Marys, or 37 Dannys before she experiences significant lag.
Now, consider the case of Willis who runs them all. Though I must admit, not apparently in real time. The same processor is handling the entire graphics load though, so who knows.
fridge_logic
But the graphics load of about 10 frames per day not even as pixels, as abstract line work. That’s a pretty low graphics load from a compression standpoint.
How the hell is Danny that much more predictable than Mary? Just think of the most assholishly compulsive heteronormativity thing to say, cloak it in a facade of ‘concern’, and you’re good.
Doctor_Who
Mary turned unexpectedly friendly in her last appearance, due to getting a boyfriend. That’s the sort of unpredictable behavior you need to allocate extra resources for.
Most surprisingly thing Danny has done in either universe is purchase a hat.
Regalli
True, true. Even the ukulele fits into Friendly Bi Guy Paradigms.
thejeff
I suspect her simulation would have needed to be updated to cover the Bi part.
Dr. T
So…..you are saying that penis is a cure for whatever the hell was wrong with Mary?
Regalli
Nope! Because that relationship is founded on being smugly righteous and superior to everyone else, TOGETHER! (And planning on getting married to justify their desire to bone. Far as we know they haven’t yet.)
Amber: How was I supposed to know that the correct response to your concern for my identity crisis wasn’t to dissociate a completely new identity based on our mutual childhood friend?! I mean, I’m not a mind reader for goodness sake!
Ronnie was brought into being because 80s nostalgia was cool at the time.
Now 90s nostalgia is cool, so Galasso would have to resurrect Bill Clinton…who is still alive, so that may present a hurdle.
Regalli
Certainly with THAT attitude, it will!
(Do not assassinate a former US President, kids. It is a very, very bad thing to do. Also wash your hands, wear a mask when you go outside, and stay in your school video conference. *80s cartoon smile*)
But also I mean, technically H.W. Bush was a president in the 90s and also deceased.
C.T Phipps
Ninja Rick will never return but maybe Ninja Dave will show up or someone otherwise obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the way that Ethan is with Transformers.
Regalli
Sentai Paul, who is EXTREMELY into Super Sentai and other tokusatsu shows (but not Power Rangers, which is an Americanized abomination for kids, he will not recognize the irony of this statement, don’t waste your time.)
EvilMidnightLurker
Kamen Rider Doug.
Regalli
They have an intense and extremely pointless rivalry.
Needfuldoer
I like to think Ninja Rick is a groundskeeper at IU, and he’s been in frame before, but we never see him because he’s a ninja.
a/snow/mous/e
move aside, Ronnie, it’s George Herbie’s time to shine!
Introjects are as permanent as other kinds of alters. Think of it this way, a huge force of events was big enough to shunt a new identity out. Good news isn’t going to shove the identity ‘back in’, let alone the idea that the counter “impact” would be as much force.
I wonder if hallucinations are going to be the new norm for Amber, which is fine if that’s the case, I’m just curious. I deal with hallucinations myself so it’s always interesting to see it portrayed.
Also, can Hallucination Mike bang real mothers? Has science gone that far?
We know she hallucinated Blaine right after stabbing Ryan, but that was only the once. (It was, however, more detailed, with shading. Maybe because Hallucination Mike started in part trying to get Amber to realize he was Not Okay after AG changed controls again? Or maybe artstyle changes, or purely for reader benefit. Who knows.) All we know for sure is it’s not just Mike.
Probably only the ones who accept equally hallucinatory nickels. It’s more of them than you’d think!
Well we’ll have to see if she continues to hallucinate Mike after he gets out of the hospital. Which I am declaring as a when, not if, because I don’t think Willis is ready to kill him off.
ELLIOT
I’m wondering if he’s a hallucination or an introject in her system.
clif
I believe you may be the second person here to use the word introject. The meaning is reasonably clear from context and structure. Is it a technical term from either psychiatry, occult studies, or video game programming?
thejeff
It seems to be a psychiatric term used with multiple systems for an alter based on a different person.
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Ana Chronistic
the best thing about Mike is the perfect Mike replica is just him saying the same thing
Doctor_Who
If you’re going to simulate an entire human being as essentially a subroutine in your brain, it needs to be a fairly straightforward and predictable one.
Amber can run 1 Mike, 3 Galassos, 7 Marys, or 37 Dannys before she experiences significant lag.
Savail
Okay, but how many Dinas, though?
Doctor_Who
0.0002
clif
Now, consider the case of Willis who runs them all. Though I must admit, not apparently in real time. The same processor is handling the entire graphics load though, so who knows.
fridge_logic
But the graphics load of about 10 frames per day not even as pixels, as abstract line work. That’s a pretty low graphics load from a compression standpoint.
Regalli
How the hell is Danny that much more predictable than Mary? Just think of the most assholishly compulsive heteronormativity thing to say, cloak it in a facade of ‘concern’, and you’re good.
Doctor_Who
Mary turned unexpectedly friendly in her last appearance, due to getting a boyfriend. That’s the sort of unpredictable behavior you need to allocate extra resources for.
Most surprisingly thing Danny has done in either universe is purchase a hat.
Regalli
True, true. Even the ukulele fits into Friendly Bi Guy Paradigms.
thejeff
I suspect her simulation would have needed to be updated to cover the Bi part.
Dr. T
So…..you are saying that penis is a cure for whatever the hell was wrong with Mary?
Regalli
Nope! Because that relationship is founded on being smugly righteous and superior to everyone else, TOGETHER! (And planning on getting married to justify their desire to bone. Far as we know they haven’t yet.)
Kyrik Michalowski
I feel like you aren’t giving Danny enough credit, and giving Mary too much. The Mike and Galasso’s thing I’ll buy though.
Doctor_Who
I’m just being snide, Danny’s a good egg.
The hat needs to die, though. Hopefully with Amber’s video game habits, her simulation of him would have cosmetic options.
Kyrik Michalowski
She would absolutely dress him up in something spandex or something.
Geneseepaws
Kill the hat. WITH FIRE!
PASchaefer
TELL HIM!
clif
DO ETT!!!
Someone
Her inner Mike isn’t looking too good…
Foxhack
He looks a bit flat.
The Coolest Child
Don’t all mikes?
Michael Steamweed
Fall three stories you do, see how flat you look.
JetstreamGW
God dammit, Ethan, your friend is telling you about an active hallucination right now.
Also yes, Amber, tell him.
ELLIOT
I’m wondering if he isn’t more of an introject than a hallucination. Guess we’ll find out.
NelC
I learned a new word today!
Chris
She now has two people telling her that. Maybe she should listen.
Miri
Who else told her that Mike banged Ethan’s mother?
Deanatay
Willis, apparently.
Doctor_Who
Amber: How was I supposed to know that the correct response to your concern for my identity crisis wasn’t to dissociate a completely new identity based on our mutual childhood friend?! I mean, I’m not a mind reader for goodness sake!
AutobotDen
I mean, they’re not wrong…
Kravis
And you both know how much it was for.
The Coolest Child
We’re getting the Shortpacked!Gang back together!
Reltzik
Without Ninja Rick or Ronnie?
Doctor_Who
Ronnie was brought into being because 80s nostalgia was cool at the time.
Now 90s nostalgia is cool, so Galasso would have to resurrect Bill Clinton…who is still alive, so that may present a hurdle.
Regalli
Certainly with THAT attitude, it will!
(Do not assassinate a former US President, kids. It is a very, very bad thing to do. Also wash your hands, wear a mask when you go outside, and stay in your school video conference. *80s cartoon smile*)
But also I mean, technically H.W. Bush was a president in the 90s and also deceased.
C.T Phipps
Ninja Rick will never return but maybe Ninja Dave will show up or someone otherwise obsessed with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles the way that Ethan is with Transformers.
Regalli
Sentai Paul, who is EXTREMELY into Super Sentai and other tokusatsu shows (but not Power Rangers, which is an Americanized abomination for kids, he will not recognize the irony of this statement, don’t waste your time.)
EvilMidnightLurker
Kamen Rider Doug.
Regalli
They have an intense and extremely pointless rivalry.
Needfuldoer
I like to think Ninja Rick is a groundskeeper at IU, and he’s been in frame before, but we never see him because he’s a ninja.
a/snow/mous/e
move aside, Ronnie, it’s George Herbie’s time to shine!
Stephen Bierce
*plays “Prelude/Angry Young Man” on the hacked Muzak*
Dara
I’m a little surprised you went with that one and not this one. Just too obvious, I guess?
Geneseepaws
Simon and Garfunkel’s Mrs. Robinson?
Geneseepaws
For a nickel?
Stephen Bierce
I guess I needed a break from synth music.
Needfuldoer
Never a bad time for Styx.
Dave
Man, if Mike comes out of his coma, I hope he gets a hairstyle that obeys Euclidean geometry.
He’s the only one of the Amber-Ethan-Mike trio who hasn’t gotten a new ‘do, it’s warranted!
JessWitt
Well his head did get shaved (or trimmed down) when he was hospitalized so that’s likely to happen.
NinjaMaid
Okay but if Mike comes out of his coma, will imaginary!Mike go away. Or will he fight himself by proxy?
Regalli
I kind of want Brain Ghost Mike and Real Mike to get into an insult contest by proxy while Amber officiates.
It’d be awful, but.
Michael Steamweed
Amazi-Girl, Amber, Ghost Mike, and Real Mike all end up sleeping together. Two people in a very crowded bed.
Cryognosis
Introjects are as permanent as other kinds of alters. Think of it this way, a huge force of events was big enough to shunt a new identity out. Good news isn’t going to shove the identity ‘back in’, let alone the idea that the counter “impact” would be as much force.
BBCC
Bad timing, Ghost Mike.
JessWitt
From our point-of-view, it’s bad. Alas, not to him.
Cyrus
Darn hovertext isn’t working again.
Michael Steamweed
“TELL HIM I BANGED HIS MOM”
Exactly what Ghost Mike said.
clif
Thanks. I’m hoping this isn’t the new normal.
PB
I think it was meant to be Mike repeating the same thing but louder this time because Amber wasn’t telling Ethan.
Nono
Gross, Mike.
You have better standards than Naomi.
Miri
But nickels.
OK, it is Naomi. He charged her two nickels.
woobie
He knows, Mike.
He knows.
PB
This made me laugh unreasonably hard. Thank you. <3
woobie
🙂
Kyrik Michalowski
I wonder if hallucinations are going to be the new norm for Amber, which is fine if that’s the case, I’m just curious. I deal with hallucinations myself so it’s always interesting to see it portrayed.
Also, can Hallucination Mike bang real mothers? Has science gone that far?
Regalli
We know she hallucinated Blaine right after stabbing Ryan, but that was only the once. (It was, however, more detailed, with shading. Maybe because Hallucination Mike started in part trying to get Amber to realize he was Not Okay after AG changed controls again? Or maybe artstyle changes, or purely for reader benefit. Who knows.) All we know for sure is it’s not just Mike.
Probably only the ones who accept equally hallucinatory nickels. It’s more of them than you’d think!
Kyrik Michalowski
Well we’ll have to see if she continues to hallucinate Mike after he gets out of the hospital. Which I am declaring as a when, not if, because I don’t think Willis is ready to kill him off.
ELLIOT
I’m wondering if he’s a hallucination or an introject in her system.
clif
I believe you may be the second person here to use the word introject. The meaning is reasonably clear from context and structure. Is it a technical term from either psychiatry, occult studies, or video game programming?
thejeff
It seems to be a psychiatric term used with multiple systems for an alter based on a different person.