What, only 20 HP between the both of them? Billie will be happy if she gets XP at all.
She should try and raid The Dungeon of Sal. Much harder but there’s a kickass bicycle as loot.
Ancestral Hamster
Well, Freshmen are only 2 hit die monsters, so a dorm full of them is basically a starting dungeon. Billie needs some easy encounters to level up first before taking on the Dungeon of Sal. Dungeon of Sal = Tomb of Horrors for difficulty!
Although Sal is hella sexier than any lich! 😀
Cybersnark
. . . Or a starting dungeon is basically a dorm full of freshmen.
Mind: blown.
Aizat
Depends on the freshmen stats though. Some freshmen starts with a hig Strength and Constitution score from their last class.
Aizat
What’s the Dungeonland equivalent?
Boom
And then the Forever DM made a college-based campaign.
Ancestral Hamster
@Aizat: Not having played Dungeonland, I couldn’t tell you. Your mention of it is the first I’ve heard of it. However, having looked it up, it’s the sort of game I’d like so I’ll check it out further and maybe I’ll buy it. Thanks!
Lord Geovanni
Billie can handle freshmen because she lives in the dungeon of sal
ironballs16
Ah, but she has to settle it through non-violent means! She’d fail the quest if one of them started bleeding profusely.
Scott
Oh, are we using THACO? I didn’t realize DoA took place in 1987.
I applaud the fleshling creator for showing the beginnings of a coup. It is important for those in power to keep it by force, or…well you see what happens.
No, no, if she’s dead, she won’t be depressed. Dead is dead. When she becomes undead, she might be depressed. Or not. If she comes back as a lich, wraith or vampire she’ll have so much power she won’t care that she’s undead.
Living -> Dead -> Undead: it’s the path of existence! 😀
begbert2
Unless of course she died of having been pushed downwards too hard.
I think Grace and Mandy are arguing about what that disgusting smell might be that’s coming from the R.A.’s dorm room. Mandy thinks it smells like old vomit and Yeager, where as Grace thinks it smells like a dead body covered in cat poop. Now both girls have noticed that there are a lot more flies hanging around the girls floor and a couple of days ago, Grace saw a huge cluster of Maggots infested in her favorite hoodie. Now Grace is all because she can’t wear her smelly grimy shirt anymore and Nancy thinks she’s acting like a paranoid little bongo and would someone give this girl a Zanack and some Ambien???
Sweet, sweet validation, Billie. I’m glad for her, though since we’re dealing with Willis, I’m not sure how long it’ll last. Hope it lasts for today, though, poor girl needs some cheering.
97 thoughts on “Broker”
Jen Aside
All that Snapple works wonders!
As do drop-kicks for spats, I’m sure.
Resne
Dem spats.
Venapax
I’m a little concerned that Agatha thinks Billie is qualified to help because she can drop-kick things
Ancestral Hamster
Perhaps Agatha wants Billie to kick some sense into them!
Yarrr
Clearly she thinks Billie is an RPG protagonist – that would explain a lot – and can solve everything as long as there’s XP and loot at the end of it.
Ancestral Hamster
Okay, I’ll write up the encounter.
Room 702: 1 Grace, HP9, THACO 19, 1 Mandy HP 11, THACO 19. Treasure: 1 composition book, 2 three-ring binders, 24 copper pieces.
Manly Bowler
What, only 20 HP between the both of them? Billie will be happy if she gets XP at all.
She should try and raid The Dungeon of Sal. Much harder but there’s a kickass bicycle as loot.
Ancestral Hamster
Well, Freshmen are only 2 hit die monsters, so a dorm full of them is basically a starting dungeon. Billie needs some easy encounters to level up first before taking on the Dungeon of Sal. Dungeon of Sal = Tomb of Horrors for difficulty!
Although Sal is hella sexier than any lich! 😀
Cybersnark
. . . Or a starting dungeon is basically a dorm full of freshmen.
Mind: blown.
Aizat
Depends on the freshmen stats though. Some freshmen starts with a hig Strength and Constitution score from their last class.
Aizat
What’s the Dungeonland equivalent?
Boom
And then the Forever DM made a college-based campaign.
Ancestral Hamster
@Aizat: Not having played Dungeonland, I couldn’t tell you. Your mention of it is the first I’ve heard of it. However, having looked it up, it’s the sort of game I’d like so I’ll check it out further and maybe I’ll buy it. Thanks!
Lord Geovanni
Billie can handle freshmen because she lives in the dungeon of sal
ironballs16
Ah, but she has to settle it through non-violent means! She’d fail the quest if one of them started bleeding profusely.
Scott
Oh, are we using THACO? I didn’t realize DoA took place in 1987.
Aizat
So, Billie’s a Monk?
JA
Being able to dropkick things should be a requirement for being an RA.
Kiggy
Oh Yeah :3
Aizat
Or as the late Macho Man Randy Savage would’ve said it: “OOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! DIG IT!”
Evvy
Goddammit Billie, don’t go the vengeful route!
Aizat
Little did Billie know, RUTHLESS saw everything through the peephole.
Yotomoe
With her hand down her pants.
Skull025
Yeah, trying to untwist your panties after watching your job get overshadowed by a cheerleader is a right mess to sort out.
Kernanator
Clearly the answer is to get them both drunk on cognac.
Rognik
Or spike them with ipecac.
Robbie C
How tall is Agatha?
Aizat
Tall enough, I’d say.
Robbie C
I don’t know what state I was in when I asked this. She just looks kind of tall.
begbert2
She’s probably only around 5’7″; Willis’s females tend to run a little on the short side.
David
Billie’s 5’7″. Agatha’s probably about 5’11”.
begbert2
Joe must be HUGE!
David
Yes, he is?
Bill M.
Yes, but this is a discussion about height…
Li
This is a weird definition of short. “Short for a man”, is that what you mean?
Leonou
49 fucking minutes before being able to read that comic.
And it was totally worth it !
Aizat
So, she knows she got legs and she knows how to use them?
Bill M.
She never begs, she knows how to choose them?
Aizat
Wait, she has a good strong, flexible legs? If she have thunderous thighs, I’d say Billie could be Chun-Li.
Yotomoe
Whelp, so much for me going to bed early. Be back soon.
Yotomoe
Alright, now time for bed
Aizat
Thanks, Yotomoe! 🙂
Lumino
I can die a happy man.
Or at least an amused one.
Kernanator
Yaaaaay!
You are a wonderful person.
Farmer_10
Fantastic.
The E-man
Yotomoe you are my favorite
Roborat
I know I have said it before, but I will repeat it. Yotomoe, you have to do your own webcomic, that talent must be shared.
Megatron
I applaud the fleshling creator for showing the beginnings of a coup. It is important for those in power to keep it by force, or…well you see what happens.
Aizat
Megatron? Is that you? I always wanted to say that.
Megatron
Here’s a hint.
I think that joke was done a week or so ago.
addude
Are we going to find Ruth dead?
Aizat
Or depressed.
Yotomoe
I’d be depressed if I was dead.
Ancestral Hamster
No, no, if she’s dead, she won’t be depressed. Dead is dead. When she becomes undead, she might be depressed. Or not. If she comes back as a lich, wraith or vampire she’ll have so much power she won’t care that she’s undead.
Living -> Dead -> Undead: it’s the path of existence! 😀
begbert2
Unless of course she died of having been pushed downwards too hard.
Rognik
passed out is my bet
Pinja
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And that’s not a Vader no, that’s an “Everyone stop being teh dumb” no
Tenn
That would be rubbish.
Also highly unlikely, since she hasn’t even said her Arc Words. It’s like Stavromula Beta.
Neospector
Rubbish.
Either I see what you did there or I’m desperate for laughs.
Tenn
Huh? I was referencing Bo-Starr.
Aizat
The peephole or as I like to call the Eye of Ruth.
Aizat
The disadvantage of reading an American webcomic in Malaysia? It’s nighttime there when it’s afternoon here.
Megatron
And you have to deal with american fleshlings.
Aizat
Well, I don’t really want to judge Americans just based on the nutjobs.
Megatron
Good idea. There are only a few dozen non-nutjob americas, but we’re proud of our sanity (says the guy posting as Megatron with a cat on his head).
Robert
That’s a cat? It looks like a scorpion…
Megatron
Megatron says it’s a cat!
Seriously, take a look a the origianal + some other good stuff here.
Robert
I think Grace and Mandy are arguing about what that disgusting smell might be that’s coming from the R.A.’s dorm room. Mandy thinks it smells like old vomit and Yeager, where as Grace thinks it smells like a dead body covered in cat poop. Now both girls have noticed that there are a lot more flies hanging around the girls floor and a couple of days ago, Grace saw a huge cluster of Maggots infested in her favorite hoodie. Now Grace is all because she can’t wear her smelly grimy shirt anymore and Nancy thinks she’s acting like a paranoid little bongo and would someone give this girl a Zanack and some Ambien???
StaticAir
I smell a really weird fanfic coming on!
Nyxness
Maybe she should put on some pants first?
blackouthart
Sweet, sweet validation, Billie. I’m glad for her, though since we’re dealing with Willis, I’m not sure how long it’ll last. Hope it lasts for today, though, poor girl needs some cheering.
Pinja