What priorities? That certainly looks like a very effective avenue of removing Sal from the premises. The pachycephalosaurus gets to have Sal and eat her, too.
(Fun fact: so far as I am aware, that is the genus of dinosaur with the single longest name, even before taking its specific epithet – M. hongtuyanensis – into account.)
I like to imagine that Dina would “remove” Sal from the room by asking her ever-so-sweetly if she wouldn’t mind leaving, and then Sal just cheerily says “Sure thing, Dina” and leaves.
I imagine that if Dina wants to remove you from the room, it just sort of happens. No violence, you just blink and your at the natural history museum, looking at an iguanodon.
Does lesbianism give one the power to teleport in this universe?
Jamie
Does nuking a closet from space count as teleportation? I think it does.
Khyrin
If it does… Pretty sure that makes Joyce a confirmed ladylover. We’ve literally seen her appear from behind a box being set down.
Perhaps it’s some sort of Destiny’s Bond with Becky, instead? Joyce is Becky’s best friend and former crush, Dina is Becky’s first real romantic girlfriend.
We can add Sal to the list of people that make for amazing comics when combined with Dina. The list technically contains every character in existence, but we put a check next to the ones that are confirmed
If this were Sal’s room, yeah, it could be. But this is like the “person of interest” sitting backwards in a chair in the Interrogation Room, not the person playing “good cop”.
For sitting in a chair, sitting in it backwards is the most defensive way to sit, as the backboard covers a human’s vulnerable parts. Sitting in it regular fashion would be the most diplomatic, as expressing vulnerability is needed to open negotiation.
Sal, as we all know, is not a diplomat. But, she is trying.
But that’s precisely WHY it’s so often a “let’s talk” stance. Because it gives people a lottle distance while they talk about things; makes them feel less vulnerable. They’re then able to open up more.
I believe what Amber is intimating is that she’s got enough aggression problems that she can’t actually tell the difference between taking a knife away and stabbing someone who is attacking her, and taking a knife away and stabbing someone who is no longer able to attack her.
Maybe, if Amber’s lucky, Sal picked up enough in the way of general approaches to ease Amber’s resistance to seeing a professional.
Amber is never lucky? I remember when she fell upwards off the back of a speeding car.
BBCC
I think Sal would be the last person to steer anybody to a therapist.
LookingIn
No, it might actually work as they have shared pasts that intersected and can understand one another on a level others can’t.
Sometimes the best therapy is going through the troubles together, and the two do need a friend who isn’t trying to get in their pants or afraid of their own shadow or afraid to fully come out of the closet.
BBCC
That’s not the same thing as telling her to see a therapist though. Talking it out? Sure, Sal might go for that. See a therapist? Not a chance.
LookingIn
She might not, but she also might set aside her bias against them and try to help Amber by encouraging her to get help from someone who can give it to her- like herself
BBCC
Amber should definitely get a therapist, but I don’t think Sal’s ever going to be the one to give her that advice. I do think she’s definitely going to try to talk things out and make terms, but Amber’s wider issues (fury, anxiety, PTSD) need more than Sal can give, whether she’s willing to advise a therapist or not (and I strongly suspect the answer will be no).
Axel
Sal literally told Joyce NOT to see a therapist (just before the shooting)
Axel
Though, she might agree therapy is better than beating people up every night.
BBCC
Yeah, no, Sal’s not advising anybody to speak to a therapist.
288 thoughts on “Same thing”
Ana Chronistic
Priorities!
(I eagerly await these next two weeks’ strips)
Ana Chronistic
/me realizes like five minutes later that the Patreon comment of “and that will take up the next two weeks of strips” didn’t make it to the main site
/me says fuck it and goes to draw pachycephalosorting
Ana Chronistic
There: http://sgpsketch.tumblr.com/post/180676174879/doa-pachycephalosorting
Benjamin Geiger
I’m getting strong Erfworld vibes from Sal in that sketch…
David
What priorities? That certainly looks like a very effective avenue of removing Sal from the premises. The pachycephalosaurus gets to have Sal and eat her, too.
Jdorr
Pachycephalosauruses are herbavores
Ana Chronistic
It’s FAR more important to discuss Pachycephalosaurus than to remove Sal, DUH
King Daniel
What are Dina’s thoughts on Micropachycephalosaurus?
King Daniel
(Fun fact: so far as I am aware, that is the genus of dinosaur with the single longest name, even before taking its specific epithet – M. hongtuyanensis – into account.)
Tacos
Or her thoughts on Dracorex which may or may not be a young Stygimolch.
AGV
Which in turn is most likely a subadult Pachy
Lauralot
I like to imagine that if necessary, Dina can transform into a dinosaur to get stuff done.
lilyliv
I fully believe it
Doctor_Who
I know we got the hat removal and all, but I still imagine a glass dome underneath with a tiny raptor operating levers.
Lauralot
And inside that raptor’s head is another smaller raptor.
Roborat
So you are saying it is raptors all the way down.
Leorale
Yes, she releases the raptor. Snarrgl!
Yet_One_More_Idiot
I like to imagine that Dina would “remove” Sal from the room by asking her ever-so-sweetly if she wouldn’t mind leaving, and then Sal just cheerily says “Sure thing, Dina” and leaves.
showler
I was thinking more along the lines of Sal saying “Yeah, how are you going to remove me from….wait, where am I?”
Jarawara
A thousand upvotes for that comment!
And one downvote, because I logged on specifically to say that, but you beat me to it.
lilyliv
Every time I think I couldn’t possibly love Dina more… I am happily proven wrong.
Phil
Ethan and Transformers
Dina and Dinotoys.
Sal’s getting a crash course in nerdy hobbies.
Deanatay
Keep in mind she said, “every pachycephalosaurus toy I have in this room”, meaning she has more at home.
She has probably also made a mental inventory of every pachycephalosaurus toy she has encountered in OTHER rooms, and can fetch them if needed.
Catman
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Dina you cutie
Doctor_Who
I imagine that if Dina wants to remove you from the room, it just sort of happens. No violence, you just blink and your at the natural history museum, looking at an iguanodon.
MatthewTheLucky
The only exceptions are removing Joyce from a room containing Dorothy, and spaces with no hinged doors.
MatthewTheLucky
Wait…
Does lesbianism give one the power to teleport in this universe?
Jamie
Does nuking a closet from space count as teleportation? I think it does.
Khyrin
If it does… Pretty sure that makes Joyce a confirmed ladylover. We’ve literally seen her appear from behind a box being set down.
Perhaps it’s some sort of Destiny’s Bond with Becky, instead? Joyce is Becky’s best friend and former crush, Dina is Becky’s first real romantic girlfriend.
Uly
Well, she is a friend of Dorothy. The biggest!
Khyrin
I keep forgetting about that turn of phrase…
Jess
This strikes me as very much in-character. Gosh, I love Dina.
Nono
‘It was exactly the same thing, because a monster got what they deserved.’
Amberrrr
Felgraf
No, I think Amber is viewing it as “I lost it and stabbed someone, therefore it is the same thing.”
AnvilPro
We can add Sal to the list of people that make for amazing comics when combined with Dina. The list technically contains every character in existence, but we put a check next to the ones that are confirmed
timemonkey
You’ve already lost Amber, she’s dino bonding with Dina. Soon they’ll be besties and she’ll be around all the time.
David
You mean “beasties”.
showler
“Beast Wars” in the States.
Yumi
Amber? Learning her lesson? What comic are you reading, Sal?
Naw, but really, hope Amber is able to get…SOMETHING from this.
MatthewTheLucky
Tomorrow, Amber reveals that Pachycepholosaurus is her favorite too.
Fart Captor
…and that the Pachycepholosaurus’s name is Martha
Jamie
*flinch*
MatthewTheLucky
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT MEME
Clif
Because a pachycepholosaurus can bleed?
shadowcell
two dinosaurs well-equipped for butting heads, yes, that seems relevant here
Kris
Sal’s opinion on Pachycephalosaurus is the only reason I read this webcomic
Keulen
It’s not the only reason for me, but I really want to see Sal talking about pachycephalosaurus with Dina now.
Deanatay
Ana Chronistic posted some art further up you may be interested in…
ValdVin
C’mon Amber, Sal is sitting backwards in a chair. How much more of a signal for “let’s talk” do you need?
Nono
It can also be an ‘interrogation’ stance.
ValdVin
If this were Sal’s room, yeah, it could be. But this is like the “person of interest” sitting backwards in a chair in the Interrogation Room, not the person playing “good cop”.
Deadjolras
It worked for Michelle Pfeiffer in that Coolio video!
LookingIn
not so much for her in the movie that video was made for…
Deanatay
For sitting in a chair, sitting in it backwards is the most defensive way to sit, as the backboard covers a human’s vulnerable parts. Sitting in it regular fashion would be the most diplomatic, as expressing vulnerability is needed to open negotiation.
Sal, as we all know, is not a diplomat. But, she is trying.
Brotato
But that’s precisely WHY it’s so often a “let’s talk” stance. Because it gives people a lottle distance while they talk about things; makes them feel less vulnerable. They’re then able to open up more.
mister gray
There can be only one….Dina, : Starts playing prince of the universe :
Mordecai
Is she implying that she would be willing to slice Sal the fuck up? Sheesh, Amber
JetstreamGW
I believe what Amber is intimating is that she’s got enough aggression problems that she can’t actually tell the difference between taking a knife away and stabbing someone who is attacking her, and taking a knife away and stabbing someone who is no longer able to attack her.
She’s afraid of herself.
Frankly, she needs a goddamn therapist 😛
BBCC
I’m trying to campaign to make ‘get Amber a therapist’ a tier on patreon but thus far it’s fruitless.
Agemegos
She’s got Sal.
Maybe, if Amber’s lucky, Sal picked up enough in the way of general approaches to ease Amber’s resistance to seeing a professional.
Amber is never lucky? I remember when she fell upwards off the back of a speeding car.
BBCC
I think Sal would be the last person to steer anybody to a therapist.
LookingIn
No, it might actually work as they have shared pasts that intersected and can understand one another on a level others can’t.
Sometimes the best therapy is going through the troubles together, and the two do need a friend who isn’t trying to get in their pants or afraid of their own shadow or afraid to fully come out of the closet.
BBCC
That’s not the same thing as telling her to see a therapist though. Talking it out? Sure, Sal might go for that. See a therapist? Not a chance.
LookingIn
She might not, but she also might set aside her bias against them and try to help Amber by encouraging her to get help from someone who can give it to her- like herself
BBCC
Amber should definitely get a therapist, but I don’t think Sal’s ever going to be the one to give her that advice. I do think she’s definitely going to try to talk things out and make terms, but Amber’s wider issues (fury, anxiety, PTSD) need more than Sal can give, whether she’s willing to advise a therapist or not (and I strongly suspect the answer will be no).
Axel
Sal literally told Joyce NOT to see a therapist (just before the shooting)
Axel
Though, she might agree therapy is better than beating people up every night.
BBCC
Yeah, no, Sal’s not advising anybody to speak to a therapist.
Tan
I feel like that willingness was already communicated. Y’know. When Amber drove a knife through Sal’s hand.
tim gueguen
It’s hard to imagine Dina being able to remove anyone from the room.
Except Faz.