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Posted on July 5, 2013 by David M Willis

148 thoughts on “More more more”

  1. AHR

    Walky also speaks to me.

    1. thecanvashat

      Do you hear the Walky singing?

      1. Aizat

        He has the voice of Barry Manilow….somehow.

        1. Far

          On loan, or did he buy it?

        2. Nezumi

          He keeps it in a jar on his desk, next to the heart of a little boy he borrowed from Stephen King.

      2. CiaranLovejoy

        Singing the song of angry hipsters…

        1. Mal

          It is the music of a people who will not enjoy anything if it’s popular…

        2. mouseanderson

          When the beating of the drum is the same for everyone.

    2. Deemah122

      Well right now Walky is speaking to his penis

      1. Roborat

        Really? I thought he was looking at Ethan’s ass.

        1. N0083rP00F

          Why can’t it be both? :$

        2. CrazyPete

          Hahahahahha

  2. Aizat

    Walky, stop making me hate you.

    1. Jen Aside

      He’s learning from Danny |=(

      1. AckAckAck

        Danny is still worse though :/

  3. Doctor_Who

    Quick, show her some bad episodes!

    Ah, who am I kidding, there ARE no bad episodes of Dexter and Monkey Master!

    1. thecanvashat

      Aren’t there? Aren’t there really?

      1. Yotomoe

        Well you can argue it got really hit and miss during the 6th season but come on, you start running out of ideas eventually!

        1. thecanvashat

          Wasn’t season six the one that ended off really well? Or was that another one?

        2. Yotomoe

          The season 6 finale was pretty good, yeah. But the bulk of it was all over the place.

        3. thecanvashat

          It always feels weird when the first episode of a show that you watch is the last of a season.

        4. NerdHerder

          Season Six’s finale was PHENOMENAL. I’m not gonna lie, I cried at the end.

        5. Aizat

          Yeah, it wrapped up the Ape Wars arc. Which is weird considering that the season 4 finale was supposed to be the end of the Ape Wars arc.

        6. Totz the Plaid

          Well, they did leave a sequel hook in the season 4 finale, and the Ape Wars episodes had already been spread out over the previous season and a half, so I wasn’t surprised it came back.

          I mean, waiting almost two full seasons to do so was weird, but… *shrugs*

        7. Aizat

          Yeah, Ape Wars run through seasons 3 and 4 with filler episodes filling up in between the important ones.

        8. Totz the Plaid

          I wouldn’t call the others “filler” since they’re the bulk of the seasons, and often excellent anyway…

          It’s not like that story took place all at once anyway. Certainly other unrelated stuff happened between them.

        9. james

          Is that when the strap wings and a ram rocket on MM and declare him Prince of the Positronicians?

        10. Regalli

          Vendor Defender. I mean, the concept of Monkey Master trying to save the banana stand was good and all, but they turned Grumpy Banana Stand Guy into an enthusiastic yet incompetent moron. The grumpiness was his charm!

          That and that one episode with the two psycho teenagers with the science project. You know the one. With the robot.

        11. Totz the Plaid

          Oh yeah, “Mechamaniacs”…

          I mean, the school episodes were hit-and-miss at best, but that one just sucked! Also, D&MM were barely in it! Having Dexter’s annoying nephew be the lead in that one was the worst way they could’ve gone about it.

          I mean, the psycho teens had some good moments early on, but it became a cliche storm of crap once they unleashed their creation.

        12. Totz the Plaid

          Speaking of D.A.N., it really was funny at first the way they avoided giving him an actual name. I think my favorite dialogue tease was:
          Dexter: Nephew, get over here!
          D.A.N.: My name is-
          Dexter: I know your name! Now shut up and listen.

          But really, once they started giving him episodes, it got annoying how they wrote around his not having a name, but never addressed it. Not that that was the only thing wrong with his episodes, mind you, the kid was annoying as hell, and even whinier than Shinji…

          I like how the spin-off comics stuck him back in a purely supporting role with his comments being instantly dismissed or him being literally shoved off-panel by the characters.

        13. mouseanderson

          Why is it every time someone mentions banana stands all I can think of is Girl Bravo?

        14. dropded

          There’s always money in the banana stand.

    2. Beachfox

      Two Words: “Ape Bait”.

      Notice they never show that one in reruns.

      1. Aizat

        Almost all of the episodes in season 5.

        1. Totz the Plaid

          Very true. But, fortunately the good ones in that season are some of the show’s best.

      2. Cholma

        That episode where the janitor spills his mop bucket and Sensitive Scanner gets shorted out was kind of bad.

        1. Totz the Plaid

          “Kind of bad”? It was terrible! One of the worst episodes of the already bad season 5!

          It’s a shame, too, because the Sensitive Scanner shorting out and malfunctioning had a lot of potential! At least they did it well in the spin-off comics (the ones based on the show, not the original “Head Alien” comics).

    3. Luzahn

      “Merry Monkeymas” was pretty terrible, actually. I think they just stopped trying to make Christmas specials after that.

      1. Dean

        Hey, I really liked “… And An Apey New Year!” It’s definitely the best of the Christmas episodes- which, admittedly, is faint praise.

      2. Aizat

        “Twas the Brawl before Christmas” was pretty good. Too bad it was not canon.

    4. NerdHerder

      And remember, there’s always “Rage Monkey.” No matter how hard we try to forget.

      1. Totz the Plaid

        Don’t you mean “Rage Ape”?

    5. Aizat

      Rage Monkey. That is all.

      1. Totz the Plaid

        I’m pretty sure you mean “Rage Ape”. I know the promos said “Rage Monkey”, but the title card for the episode itself said “Rage Ape”, so I go with that.

    6. Joel Rice

      Reading all the posts replying to this one. I truly can’t believe how far this joke went. People were arguing and making fake seasonal arcs at one point.

      Just, yikes people.

      1. Totz the Plaid

        …go back and read the comments on the strip where Leslie calls “Taxing Taxonomy” the best D&MM episode.

        While caught up in that wave of creativity, I volunteered to write mini-synopses for every episode named. As a man of my word, I’m stuck with that task, as even more and more episodes are being added.

    7. Mally

      Ahem. Season 8.

  4. Count Dracula

    Geez, you threaten to take people’s femurs ONE TIME, and suddenly you’re the bad guy.

    1. Yotomoe

      She acts as if she needs them to live or something.

      1. thecanvashat

        You can get new ones for a nickel, anyways.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          But your mother needs her femurs to live! 😀

        2. Yotomoe

          Mike will give your mom another bone.

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          I doubt that bone would allow her to live or even walk again though.

        4. Yotomoe

          In fact it may make those situations worse!

        5. Lokitsu

          If she needs help to walk, she can hold onto mike’s guard rail.

        6. BlueRam

          Which he’ll fix with Joyce’s penis.

  5. taekwondogirl

    Walky isn’t a hipster, is he? 😐

    1. spaceinvader42

      No, he’s just acting like one. Y’know, once the “sheeple” start liking something you thought was cool, then it’s not cool any more.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Would that mean that bronys would stop being bronys if MLP became mainstream?

        1. Jelli

          Nah, the larger the herd the better off Bronies are. Generally speaking, large Brony herds provide better safety for Bronies as well as higher quality viewing parties. Now, if your herd gets too large that can lead to issues, but predation usually takes care of the young, the weak and the marginal Bronies who like the show but just aren’t willing to commit to purchasing a Pinkie Pie hoodie.

        2. Crimson Doom

          ^Sounds like the commentary on a wildlife show.

          I APPROVE. 😀

        3. Josh

          Are you implying that MLP isn’t mainstream?

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          YUP!

        5. Josh

          Man have I got news for you!

      2. Yotomoe

        Yeah, this comic was so cool until all these posers started commenting on it. Now it’s so 200-late.

      3. saltchocolate

        I hate that approach. Blech.

      4. Totz the Plaid

        Nope, it’s not the “sheeple” it’s just Joyce.

        1. Raoullefere

          Yeah. Having the brainwashed enjoy what you enjoy makes you suspect your own brain may be a tad cleaner than you once thought it was. Or something like… er …

          Let me try again.
          If Walky wants to wear pajama jeans and butt-taco shirts, it’s pretty clear he values an unwashed brain.

          Dammit! That still isn’t it. Wait, wait, I got it:

          The idea what they like is also pleasing to a clean brain is horrible to those who enjoy a filthy…

    2. Arkadi

      He’s on the slippery slope to becoming one *DUN DUN DUN*

    3. clodia

      Nah, he’s just absorbed the message that he’s not allowed to like anything that female teenagers like. Especially if they squee.

  6. John

    Have Walky and Ethan just been standing there for five hours watching Joyce watch D&MM?

    1. thecanvashat

      Well, they were watching the show, too.

      1. Yotomoe

        You can watch something you’ve seen before. ‘S not unheard of.

        1. John

          Yeah, but… Joyce has gotten comfortable, sitting down in front of the computer/TV/video device thingie and has even lost the sweater-vest, while Ethan and Walky are still just kind of… standing there. Walky’s even still got his hoodie (and bad hair) on.

        2. Yotomoe

          I don’t always undress for my tv shows, especially if it’s somethin’ I’ve already seen.

        3. BlueRam

          I think he means that people probably wouldn’t be STANDING for that length of time. Lord knows my knee will give out if I did that.

        4. Yotomoe

          Naw, I stand hoverin’ over people too. Eventually you forget how tired your legs are.

        5. begbert2

          Couldn’t they just have stood up first? You know, in preparation of Joyce leaving and the D&MM-watching being over? Since they weren’t planning to watch another one and all?

        6. John

          I’d’a guessed that Walky’d take his hoodie off long before any clothes came off of Joyce.

        7. Raoullefere

          But you don’t understand. Since Joyce took her vest off, Walkie couldn’t possibly take his hoodie off, because doing so might mean his brain had also been hosed down. Maybe even gotten a light loofahing. And Walky can’t have that, because his mind must be soiled.

          It’s still missing something, isn’t it?

    2. Luzahn

      He was staring intently and gathering data on audience reception.

  7. Plasma Mongoose

    I think that the IT Walky is refering in the last panel to is his boner.

    1. thecanvashat

      It’s dead… It can’t be saved now… This is the end for it. I’m so sorry.

      1. Yotomoe

        I mean it perked up a bit when the sweater vest came off but if that’s as far as we’re going I just don’t think we can salvage it.

        1. thecanvashat

          We leave the greiving to have time with the deceased.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Dotty will no longer get to enjoy her caramel injection anymore.

        1. thecanvashat

          We can bring it back. We have the technology.

        2. desolation0

          Better than it was before. Better, stronger, but unfortunately faster.

        3. Raoullefere

          At least now it makes cool sounds when Walky activates it.

        4. thecanvashat

          WHOOOOOSH!

        5. Black Bumblebee

          Maximize?

  8. Wonder Wig

    That’s called the ultra-dudes who wear Tapout shirts effect.

  9. Farmer_10

    Eh, friendships take time.

  10. saltchocolate

    Apparently, I need to Netflix the Dexter and Monkey Master series. (Or not, so as to avoid losing my job! I totally binged on the archives of It’s Walky and Shortpacked, when I first discovered them, and it was like signing whole days of my life away . . . )

    1. Toad

      Do it! Give in! Who needs sleep?

      1. saltchocolate

        +1

    2. RobHagen

      Ah, did that archive binge as well after avoiding the Walky for so long (About 8 years. O_o) Seems to happen with all the webcomics I read.*goes back to his Whovian binge*

  11. Kernanator

    Dammit, Walky, stop giving me reasons to hate you.

    1. Yotomoe

      He’s a manchild. It wouldn’t be authentic if he wasn’t at least a little unlikeable, if not very unlikeable.

      1. StClair

        This, right here.

  12. Gold

    Fucking plebs ruin everything.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Know how there’s that pic with the angry kid playing chess and it says “Stop liking what I don’t like!”?

      I’ve always wanted to photoshop a fedora on his head, thick-framed glasses on his face, and a Pabst Blue Ribbon in his hand and change the caption to “Stop liking what I like!”

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        DOOOOO IIIIIIT!

      2. Totz the Plaid

        Hey… Hipsters aren’t the _only_ people who like PBR…

        1. AsimovSideburns

          Don’t tell them that, they’ll stop drinking it! Then how will we know they’re hipsters after we torch their fedoras and fake glasses?

        2. Totz the Plaid

          Beards.
          Trucker caps.
          Patchouli oil.
          White-person dreadlocks.
          “Ironic” clothing.
          Neckerchiefs.
          Etc.

        3. Aizat

          Dude, fedoras are awesome. Especially if you are wearing a trench coat.

        4. ruds

          Nope, sorry. Fedoras have been ruined 🙁

        5. Biege

          but if you wear a fedora, due to the nature of hipsterism, you will be reclaiming it from the hipsters 😛

        6. Plasma Mongoose

          Nah, you just have to make fedoras mainstream again.

    2. Totz the Plaid

      Nope, it’s just Joyce.

      …and Danny, and Mary.

  13. Psycho

    You brought this on yourself, Walky.

  14. Gram91

    This is so weird after reading “It’s Walky” and “Joyce and Walky!”

    1. Raoullefere

      Damn Willis a few times. You’ll feel better immediately.

      I know I did.

  15. Aizat

    Hipsters: Another word for elitist douche.

  16. Uniqueantique

    Glad that Joyce will keep her femurs for awhile, she has enough problems without losing them.

  17. Kelly

    Dexter is *adorable*? Did they tone him way down from the comic then? ‘Cause in there he is adorable for maybe the first little bit, but then turns very un-adorable

    1. Aizat

      Well, he’s subjectively adorable.

    2. Mitsukara

      Joyce always thought he was adorable!

      http://www.itswalky.com/comic/the-cutest-little-vest/

  18. Aras Pabedinskas

    Does anyone else see a very blue tint to this strip?

    1. Aizat

      Well, it is supposed to be night time and the only light source in that room is the monitor….or something like that.

    2. Totz the Plaid

      Vaguely, yes. I assumed it was a stylized choice to represent the glow of the screen, though.

  19. ArkhamTexan

    Wrll, to yell with you too, walky! You barge into joyce and athen time with a way to wat ch a show after you were a figgin jerk to joyce and then you say s’no good no more after she likes it so much! well to hell with you too! just be happy she likes it! you converted someone!

    It’s the 4th… or th3 5. or something. look, it’s a holdiay. I’m drunk commenting on dumbing of age. Because i love this strip. despite it making me SUPER DUPER ANGRY a lot. but that’s because of the feels, m an. Because of THE FEELSD. The strip makes me FEEL THINGS. And it’s got its hooks in me SO BAD that I have to check when it’s past 11 pm central time because i cannot wait til morning to read it. so sorry for the many numerous mistypings.

    Happy 4th, people! Happy dumbing of age! woooooooo!

    1. Leorale

      Go to bed, Texan. 🙂

    2. Nono

      Not gonna lie, I read your comment in a Southern acccent.

      1. ArkhamTexan

        Hmmmm, now that I’m awake and sober this comment is as embarrassing as I feared it’d be when I awoke.

        It does seem funnier in a Texan accent, sure. However, don’t really have a trace of accent myself. I’ve been confused as being from New York and have been called a “damn yankee” before by Texans with thick southern accents, though. I’ve never even been to New York!

        1. Mitsukara

          I too grew up in Texas, but I was one of those people like Faye in Questionable Content, where I actively tried to eschew my native accent. I think the result is that I used a variety of actors on TV as a basis for “not having an accent”, and might’ve wound up with a vaguely Canadian accent? Or so I’ve been told.

  20. John

    Hmm. Sometime between -WHAP- and “Miss Rapture Ready”, Joyce lost the band-aid, too. I’m choosing to believe that she got so hot thinking about Ethan’s bod that it spontaneously combusted.

  21. Raoullefere

    Time to face up to it, Walkerton. Like it or not, you’ve just been given proof that as much as you ridiculed Joyce, your brain has at least been vacuumed at some point. Or perhaps steam-cleaned. Or, if it was simply washed like hers, possibly dried on a fluff setting, too.

    <Looks at the above. Still don’t think I nailed it.

    1. Raoullefere

      Screwed up the code, too. Ah well.

  22. Crumplepunch

    RUINED FOREVER

    (MONKEY MASTER NOT TRUCK MASTER)

    1. Aizat

      Oh right, that knockoff. I mean, that is worse than the cheap Russian knockoff.

      1. DrunkenGator

        Oh, you mean Орангутанг босса и шлем? Yeah. I tried to watch it once, but the animation was kind of wonky and the only subtitles I had were Welsh for some reason.

  23. Notebooked

    Ethan’s always been pretty supportive (Remember Amber), but it seems like it’s not balanced out by social awkwardness in DoA. Neat!

  24. Creativerealms

    Walky only has himself to blame. He set it up perfectly for beginners to love the show. Really he should have chosen the worst episodes.

    1. JimmyJam

      Good point. He’s too good.

  25. Josh

    Personally I hate that look Monkey Master gives when he… it gives me the creeps.

  26. Ashley

    This why gays make great boyfriends. They literally just want to see you happy.
    And then they cheat on you with a guy but, hey, YOU’RE the one dating a gay guy.

    1. Kennerly

      Gay make great friends, but not boyfriends. They want to see you happy, but not make you happy.

      1. Kennerly

        Wink wink nudge nudge.

  27. Potato-The-Faaace

    Good going Walky. You’ve ruined it for yourself.

  28. Anti-Riku

    Jeez I’ve just caught up, and I can say new favorite web comic!

    1. oldFart

      Ah, the archive marathon. The cool thing is the continuity, especially with weekly comics. ‘Derelict’ did weird things to me, though. (soon some of you will lose a weekend to Derelict–bwahahaha)

    2. oldFart

      Also David Willis has several other comics from which these characters come. I had no idea until I stumbled upon the Wikipedia article on him. You are not done. You are never done, the webcomic universe is vast, and will swallow you.

  29. JA

    ONE MORE EPISODE!

    *several episodes and a few hours later*

    ONE MORE EPISODE!

    1. Maycroft

      “I’m just watching to know what you and Dorothy are talking about” she said, “I’m not investing myself” she said.

  30. nothri

    Ya’ll hear about that terrible accident in Hawaii with the hipster tourist?

    Yeah, seems that he got into the lava before it was cool.

    Thank you! I’m here all night!

  31. DarkoNeko

    Walky, for the love of everything holy, don’t say “I think it killed it for me” while looking at your pants (” )

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