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Gutsy
Posted on November 26, 2012 by David M Willis
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87 thoughts on “Gutsy”

  1. David Herbert

    Maybe he’s half-hoping they will get it on so he gets to listen to banging.

    1. AngryBamboo

      he just wants to be closer to the door, he loves that door you guys

      1. AckAckAck

        Because that door was made from Mahogany…. Mahooogany.

        1. Tucker

          From Melchior 7.

          WHERE THE TREES ARE 300 FEET TALL AND BREATHE FIRE!!!

        2. That Guy In The Corner That Has No Name

          FROM THESE TREES THAT DOOR WAS FORGED OVER TWO THOUSAND YEARS AGO, USING ANCIENT BLOOD RITUALS OF THE MALCHIOR PEOPLE!

          Not only does this make that door nigh indestructible, but it can BEND THE FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF!

        3. ArkhamTexan

          Also, it’s a very fine material. Very expensive!

        4. Tucker

          Maaaaaaaahogany.

  2. Raen

    …they should probably talk about that “meaningless fun” thing.

  3. Wonder Wig

    “Oh Walky!”
    “Oh Amazi-Girl!”

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Not sure if THAT ship is ready to be launched yet.

      1. IPGComic

        HMPH! Not with that attitude!

      2. Rex Hondo

        Although, judging from that last panel, I think the S.S. Walky/Door is ready to launch.

        1. AckAckAck

          It will be called S.S. Doorky.

        2. begbert2

          S. S. Doorkey.

      3. AckAckAck

        In Shipping Inc. the ships are always ready to launch!

    2. Skyboatpilot

      I don’t even wanna think about walky and Amazi-girl getting it on. For one thing she’s his sister, I mean eew.

      1. Pyr05

        You get a special trophy. Congrats.

      2. AckAckAck

        But she….. Oh I see what you did tharrrrrrrr!!!

      3. Lucca

        Mike is Walky’s sister!? Duuuude spoilers…..

      4. LuckyStar7

        For one, Walky and Amber would be awkward for both Dorothy and Danny.
        For another, I HAVE PROOF THAT AMBER IS AMAZIGIRL!!!!!!!!

    3. Yotomoe

      I can’t tell if everyone missed the joke or not.

      1. Wonder Wig

        Yeah it’s been slightly peeving me, but people are having fun.

    4. LaurelRaven

      Wait…so, Amazi-Girl is Mike?!?

      1. petsinwinter

        I guess the secret’s out mike and joe are both the same person and is bth Amazigirl and Walky’s sister

        1. insert_name

          Wait! so are they sal’s sister too or are they also secretly sal.

  4. Plasma Mongoose

    You’re not a T-1000 Walky and even if you were, you cannot ooze your way through a door with no gaps.

    1. Doctor_Who

      Terminator 2 would have been an even better movie if the T-1000 were made out of caramel.

      Concession sales would have soared.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        If only Skynet thought to send the C-1000 to kill John Conner with Type 2 diabetes.

        1. Aizat

          So, they send Wilford Brimley?

      2. Rex Hondo

        I’m suddenly imagining T2 with Jimmy Smits instead of Robert Patrick.

      3. You Who

        I know that was a joke, but I find it really hard to disagree. Hmmm. This is a sticky situation.

  5. NF

    Mike Uses Troll. It’s Super-Effective!

  6. Jen Aside

    Mike isn’t JUST saying that ’cause he’s a jerk. That’s a bonus reason.

  7. Rex Hondo

    He’s saying it because he’s a jerk. He thought it in the first place because it’s true.

    1. Jackson

      Mike weaponizes truth.

      1. AckAckAck

        Truth hurt, so Mike use it to pummel people until they are on the floor in fetal position sobbing and shivering.

  8. Yotomoe

    WALKY! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU ARE LISTENING TO THEIR ROOM LIKE THAT! YOU HAVE TO USE A GLASS CUP!!!!

    1. HEYOUGUYZ!

      things that you can do with a glass cup… Go!

      1. Two girls…

      1. AckAckAck

        …. and a glass of Vodka.

      2. LuckyStar7

        …a good masturbation job.

  9. ArkhamTexan

    Ex-sex is the best sex!

    1. AckAckAck

      Ex-sex is like cocktail. It’s a mix of pleasure, guilt, happiness, confusion, awkwardness and regret all put inside and shaken, not stirred.

      1. ArkhamTexan

        Exactly.

        … what a rush!

        1. Narf

          Ex-sex is usually 500% hotter than sex with the same person was when you were still together.

          Of course, it also tends to be 1000% as emotionally damaging, so you kind of have to take your lumps (ha ha ha ha ha) with that one.

  10. Kernanator

    Insecurity Button, ho!

    1. Aizat

      Ho button, ho!

      1. Yotomoe

        Santa Button, HO HO HO!

        1. Originalslugboy

          Simpsons button, Hoooooooooo(mer

        2. Rex Hondo

          Ed McMahon button: Heyooo!!!

        3. Jackson

          Peggy Hill button, HOyeah!

        4. LuckyStar7

          Thundercats button, HO!

        5. Reiku

          Randy Savage button, HOO Yeaaah!

        6. begbert2

          Frank Miller button, whore!

        7. Rex Hondo

          Tony Harris spotting a Cheetara cosplayer button, Thundercat Whooooore!!!

  11. Aizat

    Why does everyone think Danny and Dorothy are doing it in there? I’m imagining something more…….sinister in mind.

    1. AckAckAck

      Because everytime two ex are arguing in a closed room they will always ended up planning to rule the world together.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Somehow, I don’t think Danny would make a good Pinky.

  12. Jim

    After a quick look at Least I Could Do, Iā€™m guessing the idea carries and they are doing anal.

    1. Rex Hondo

      From what little we’ve seen of the dynamic of their relationship, the only way they’re doing anal is if Danny is bottom.

      Get that image out of your head.

      1. AckAckAck

        His head? how about YOUR head?!

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        That image amuses me greatly, I just hope she have enough KY Jelly on hand.

        1. Yotomoe

          There’s not enough KY in the world for what she’s got planned.

      3. Rex Hondo

        Yeah, I forgot just which fanbase I was commenting to there for a second. I’d say there’s even odds on there already being at least one Dorothy-on-Danny Brutal Strap-On Humiliation fanfic, if not fan art, out there somewhere. šŸ˜›

  13. Tristan J

    Which way does that door open?

    1. Jim

      Itā€™s the BACK DOOR. It could go either way!

    2. DaJoshMaster

      Inwards. …yeah I don’t know either.

    3. AckAckAck

      the most painful one.

  14. Mojo

    God, if that guy lived in my residence, toying with people’s lives like that, he would have lost a lot of teeth.

    1. AckAckAck

      Knowing Mike, he will use those teeth loss for his own advantage.

      1. Pyr05

        more nickels for your mom from the toothfairy!

  15. AckAckAck

    Then Walky heard the loud banging sound and a moan. In anger he opens the door and see….

    1. begbert2

      Loud, moan-filled banging!

  16. Bill Murphy

    Sometimes being a jerk is all we have to fall back on.

  17. Portmaneau

    What if?

  18. Dr.Z

    Man, Walky is a puss.

  19. Jimmy

    Mike sowing the seeds of doubt. If Walky and Dorothy make it through this they might be meant for each other after all.

  20. sarpiedon

    If possible, I think Dumbverse Mike may be a bigger asshole than walkyverse Mike.

    I don’t remember him actively sabotaging anyone’s relationship.
    he’s more of a passive asshole.

    1. LimeTH

      He seemed pretty determined to destroy Ethan and Amber’s friendship, if that counts.

    2. begbert2

      Well, he tried pretty hard to destroy his *own* romantic relationship with Dina, but to be fair that was pretty justified.

      And he tried the same with himself and Amber too, come to think of it.

    3. DaJoshMaster

      Dumbverse Mike is in a much weaker position to ruin people’s lives, than old Mike’s brilliantly perfect way we love Mike for (besides maybe buying Walky those sweet jeans).
      I mean old Mike was pretty much the same most of the time, topping at Your Mum and a Nickel jokes.

  21. Mrelegos

    I really hate Mike as a character. He’s one note and just…flat. He’s not funny, or interesting. He’s just…annoying. I find mike strips just leave me feeling…bored.

    1. Pinja

      Concurred. Even when he got development in SP it felt tacked on to an unrealistic character.

      It pisses me off that all the other characters get the third degree if they do anything even slightly mean but Mike tops the poll of most popular characters (After Dina, universal Waifu) having done nothing in DoA but be a huge dillhole.

      I mean I understand if it is a vote for potential of where he could go in the future (i.e you’d like to see more) but honestly I hope it is either somewhere different and interesting or on a bus out of the story. I love DoA’s on going development of the character and their relationships and anytime Mike appears it feels like the comic has been wasted when something pertinent to the characters could have been shown.

      Also pisses me off he never suffers for his dickery. Joe is built like a brick shithouse and has a full head of height on Mike. Unless he’s a total pacifist Joe should have left Mike as a blond smear on the wall after Mike attacked him.

      1. ArkhamTexan

        Heh, I ADORE Mike, but I agree with you on that last part. The double-standard of violence on men has always pissed me off and Joe didn’t need to take that crap. I love Mike, but, yeah, Joe really should’ve retaliated in self-defense and left Mike a smear on the wall, as you say.

        At least he burned Joyce pretty badly the next day. Damn, I just hate that double standard.

    2. Portmaneau

      Something tells me there will be more to Mike than it is now.

  22. Kelly

    I actually see Mike as a good guy of sorts… I mean, so far every time he’s gotten involved, he’s mostly just forced people to be honest. The main exception is when he was hired by Joyce. But even then I sort of doubt his punches were very serious. Joe seemed mostly annoyed, not hurt, by the attacks.

  23. James

    Does anyone else think Mike looks like Johnny Bravo?

  24. Narf

    He notices, almost a year later…

    This was posted on my 27th birthday! I feel special. šŸ˜€

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