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Sharks
Posted on December 9, 2011 by David M Willis

197 thoughts on “Sharks”

  1. Mkvenner

    Jawed yes.
    Predator no.

    1. Someone

      Were Billie a nachito–or a mcnugget–he would be predatoring all over that.

    2. Khantalas

      Also, hardly a giant.

    3. Seerow

      If only it were joe.

      1. Aizat

        Joes?

      2. Khrene Cleaver

        I’d don’t think Joe would be using his jaws for this one, if anything she’d be, at least her lips… all for of them…

        1. Mr. Morningstar

          I’m attempting to count all possible lips… so far I can only think of three… hmm… The mystery thicknes.

        2. JetFool

          Two on top, two on bottom.

        3. Tucker

          If that wasn’t dirty enough, the gravatar makes it worse. XD

        4. SgtNumnum

          Joe’s a dude

      3. Phillip Wilde

        Then they’d all be Joed.

      4. Mally

        Giant Jawed. Not Giant Joed.

        Though I’m pretty sure that few ladies on campus would object to getting Giant Joed.

    4. Yhelta

      Duuuuun dun
      Duuuuun dun
      Dun dun dun dun
      Dun dun dun dun
      Du du DUUUUUUUUNN!!!!

      1. darcos0

        Hey. I’m gonna eat y’all. I’m gonna eat that hairy leg. I’m gonna eat that one, too. Oh, I can see right up them shorts! I got a whole bunch of rows of teeth to chew you with. duun dun, duun dun duun dun…Oh, now wait a minute. I did have a chubby kid on a raft earlier today. It’s okay, though. I’ve been swimmin’ a lot lately. Mmm, yummy. Mmm

        1. fezzam

          Oh noooo, its the gender questionable shark!

        2. saturnwonder

          I love you 😀

    5. Undrave

      He’s like a large predatory bird…

      Fish… I mean like a large predatory fish!

  2. TaZZerath

    We’re gonna need a bigger tube….

    1. fellixe

      Ha! I totally planned on posting the same thing!

  3. David El

    Nom Nom Nom

  4. Doctor_Who

    4th panel needs to be a poster.

    Or a SyFy original movie. Walktopus!

    1. Mkvenner

      Second.

      1. Tucker

        Walws

    2. PedanticJerkass

      There totally needs to be a scene where Walky launches himself out of the water and brings down a passing commercial jet.

      1. Darksen

        Now you too can be this shark! 🙂

        http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/513760

  5. Martian

    She kinda walked right into that one, didn’t she?

  6. David Herbert

    Surprise Walky! He will now copulate with you.

    …In my fan fic.

    1. Seerow

      Isn’t Walky the only guy on this beach trip? This could easily turn into a great thing for him in any sort of fanfic.

      1. Gordon

        Or a terrible thing once I introduce my self-insert Gary Stu lifeguard character.

        Walky almost drowns and Gary saves him, then teaches him how to swim.

        With his penis.

        1. Gordon

          To clarify, Gary uses his penis to teach Walky to swim.

          He doesn’t teach Walky to swim with his penis.

          Though, I’d read a fanfic like that.

        2. Rognik

          There’s an anime episode where a person uses his penis as a rudder. Would that count?

        3. Blob Marley

          Helicopter dick has evolved into
          AIRBOAT DICK

        4. fellixe

          Even allowing for an unusual amount of agility a penis large enough to produce the needed thrust would be quite a thing to behold!

        5. iSaidCandleja-

          To simply behold that thing would be a waste when there is so much more you could do with it.

        6. NakedDumblydore

          Is Gary going to give Walky mouth to mouth resuscitation? With his FAAAAACE???

      2. Fauxlosopher

        Oh my god, Walky’s life just turned into an episode of Tenchi Muyo…

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Sal = Nagi
          Billie = Aeka
          Dotty = Kiyone
          Joyce = Mihoshi
          Dina = Sasami?
          Ruth = Ryoko?

        2. Brendan

          Sal is Sasami, surely.

          Dina would be Washu, Billie Ryoko. Maybe, then, Dotty would be Aeka, and Ruth Kiyone?

        3. Plasma Mongoose

          Sal as Sasami? Can you really see Sal as being the little housewife type?

  7. carl320

    A wild Walky appears!

    1. fellixe

      Crikey! ‘Ave a look at the goggles on that one!

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      If only she had some LURE BALLS.

      1. Aizat

        Oh, she have it. 2 of them in fact.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Gotta catch them all.

        2. Tucker

          Billie uses disdain.

        3. Joebo

          It’s not very effective.

        4. Tucker

          Wild WALWS (Walky/Jaws) uses GROWL

          BILLIE’s attack fell.

        5. I.care.0

          Dina try to run away.
          Can’t escape!
          Wild WALKY uses PURSUIT!

        6. I.care.0

          Dina uses SELFDESTRUCTION!

        7. boingo

          DIna uses SELFDESTRUCTION

  8. Andrew Colunga

    What do you call an aquatic Walky?

    A Swimy.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Hardy Ha ha! 😛

      1. Tucker

        Swimy, swimy!

  9. Reboot

    Is the water of that lake safe to swim in? (in RL)

    1. Mkvenner

      Yes it is, I am speaking from experience.

  10. The Sound Defense

    Methinks Billie is starting to suffer the effects of the Freshman 15, entirely in her ass.

    1. lord of dance

      yeah, but she was always kinda thick wasn’t she?

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      And is that really a bad thing?

      1. Kernanator

        BOINGA-BOINGA, BOINGA-BOINGA.

        Statistics say “No”. And I’m finishing up a Statistics class, so I know what I’m talking about.

        1. Fauxlosopher

          72% of statistics are made up on the spot.

        2. Tucker

          Must roll a 15 or higher for the previous to be accurate.

        3. a99steaksauce

          That means the other 24% must be true!

        4. Tucker

          http://img577.imageshack.us/img577/5185/standbackmaths.png

    3. NakedDumblydore

      She’s just making her contribution to the Earth’s continued revolution about the sun.

      Billy is highly concerned about the planetary physics of Earth and Mercury.

      1. Garret Sylvar

        Now, is that Mercury the planet, or Freddie Mercury of Queen?

        1. Tucker

          Thunder bolts of lightning! Very very frightening!

        2. Raiser

          Galileo! Galileo! Galile– oh, Figaro.

        3. Tucker

          Magnifico-o-o-o

  11. iSaidCandleja-

    Walky? Have a seat over there.

  12. Plasma Mongoose

    the scariest thing about panel 4 is that Walky may very well be naked and his lil Walky is poking her.

    1. Seerow

      What has been seen can no longer be unseen.

      1. Wandering Meme

        Noooooooo!
        …now make out… make out now…

    2. iSaidCandleja-

      Look at their relative positions. “Little Walky” would not be an apt description.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Little John from Robin Hood was a big man, so it still applies if only in a psudeo-ironic way.

        1. iSaidCandleja-

          I’m going to agree with you, but only in a psuedo-ironic way.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Does two psuedo-ironic equal actual irony?

        3. Rognik

          Not enough hipsters around to matter.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          They’re going extinct?

        5. MacDiver

          Does that mean I have to stop hunting them? I was planning on fashioning a chair out of Kanye West sunglasses, skinny boy jeans, and bland “progressive” albums. I saw a guy do it with bear parts, and figured another annoying mammal would work as well.

        6. Raiser

          Being hipster is too mainstream nowadays. Now they just sit around moping about how the world doesn’t understand their troubles, mode of dress, music, and ideology.

    3. lord of dance

      that might explain that suspicious blur of color

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        This means that Walky either A. skinnydipped or B. lost his togs.

        1. Kernanator

          Either way, that’s the Big Walky on Campus.

  13. Uniqueantique

    Probably not.

  14. tomtom

    gotta love walky

  15. Doom Shepherd

    Walky 2: The Revenge

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Walky 3D: Thirsting for McNuggets.

      1. Freeholder

        Walky 4: In Space!

        1. NakedDumblydore

          Walky 5: The Empire Strikes Back

        2. Izzy

          Wally 6 and the Great Glass Elevator

        3. Tucker

          Walky 7: The Fellowship of the Nugget.

        4. Izzy

          Wally 8: the math books, the t-Rex, and the motorcycle

        5. MM

          Walky 9, Part 1: Breaking Wind

        6. Tucker

          Walky 9, Part 2: Cutting Cheese

        7. Valdrax

          Walky X: The Beginning

        8. Tucker

          Walky XI: Walk Harder

        9. Tucker

          Walky XII: With a Vengeance!

        10. Freeholder

          Walky XIII: Walky vs Billie

        11. Mrelegos

          Walky XIV: Walky Balboa

        12. Plasma Mongoose

          Walky VS The World

        13. Tucker

          C-c-c-c-combo breaker!

        14. Tucker

          The Walky Horror Picture Show

        15. Tucker

          Amendment to my previous post;
          I’m so proud of this:

          http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/289/walkyhorror.png

        16. Plasma Mongoose

          @TUCKER: wALKY IS SUCH A SWEET TRANSVESTITE.

        17. Bill M.

          Fistful of Nachitos.
          For a Few Nachitos More.
          The Good, The Bad, and The Walky.

  16. Uniqueantique

    drat. comment meant for Reboot question on water purity.

  17. Moonshine McGee

    Billie looks adorable without glasses,

    1. Seerow

      Sorry, you’re not allowed to say that with that avatar.

      1. Caffienated

        LOL seconded.

      2. NakedDumblydore

        But look at that SN! Moonshine is clearly Billie’s soulmate!

  18. Cholma

    I support the Fan Service in this storyline.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      What about the Fan-DIService eh?

    2. Aizat

      Service with a smile.

      1. Tucker

        Does that follow “baton courtesies”?

        1. Tucker

          …Crap, now I’ma be on a SOAD kick for the next week. Just when I thought I was listening to more adult music.

  19. Kernanator

    It’s a Billikini! Also, JaWalky is awesome. He’s totally about to jump and hump Billie.

    1. Rognik

      Does this mean the comic is finally jumping the shark?

      1. Blue

        No, clearly the shark is jumping the comic. 😛

        1. Raiser

          Insert obligatory reference to the U.S.S.R. here.

          Alternatively, a picture of Zangief wrestling a bear.

          (What? Zangief wrestling bears is always relevant.)

  20. Scoot

    There is an appreciation for the sudden boobage in recent comics.

  21. Bunk

    If only he had shark fin flippers for torpedo power.

  22. Locke

    That’s no shark, that’s a deadly freshwater lamprey!

    1. Kernanator

      He’s gonna suck your BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

      1. Locke

        With his FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!

        1. Tucker

          From your FAAAAAAAAACE!!!

        2. Caffienated

          For a nickel!

        3. Tucker

          A wild MIKE has appeared.

  23. beeftony

    Where did Machete come from?

    1. Trae Dorn

      That was my first thought when I saw Walky in that panel too.

  24. Sporkaganza

    Say, Billie looks none too bad in a swimsuit either.

    1. Bekah

      Sakaki-san will be totally oblivious to you cheating on her with Billie. As she is to most aspects of your relationship.

  25. NCP19

    Silly Walky, Splash has no effect on Enemy Billie.

    1. Aizat

      That’s no Splash. That’s a Dive.

  26. Robert

    That’d better be walky and not a real shark.

  27. fellixe

    One part Walky plus one part Jabber Jaws equals JabberWalky!

    1. Aizat

      Quick, grab a vorpal blade.

      1. MM

        And a snicker-snack of McNuggets.

    2. Plasma Mongoose

      *groans*

    3. Kernanator

      Oh you.

      1. fellixe

        Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!

    4. NakedDumblydore

      *rimshot*

  28. Confuzor

    Lovin the water effects Willis has acheived with tue colors here. Must’ve taken a bit more time and care to achieve.

  29. Kernanator

    There’s a hole in her bikini, dear Liza, dear Liza. There’s a hole in her bikini, dear Liza, a hole.

    1. Bekah

      When I was a kid, I thought that the lyric was “There’s a hoe in my bucket”

      I feel like this is an appropriate response to your comment.

    2. Bekah

      When I was a kid, I thought that the lyric was “There’s a hoe in my bucket”

      I feel like this is an appropriate response to your comment.

      1. Bekah

        This was obviously meant as a response to Kernanator. And I am very upset that my attempt to fix it failed as well. I give up.

    3. Plasma Mongoose

      You meant ho right?

    4. fellixe

      Well, fill it dear Walky, dear Walky, dear Walky. Well, fill it dear Walky, dear Walky. Fill it!

  30. Plasma Mongoose

    That could explain why Billie’s eyes are that way in panel 4.

    1. alex

      ಠ_ಠ

  31. Romanticide

    You were saying? XD

  32. Leon

    You’d think Billie would expect this knowing Walky came along.

  33. NinjaNick

    Nice prank, Walky! 😛

  34. Aizat

    Hey, where’d my comment go?

  35. Derek

    I’m trying to decide whether I like Billie’s ass or the media has jaded me against women with non-anorexic proportions. Or maybe it’s just the angle?

  36. Fauxlosopher

    After all is said and done, very, very nice water effects, Willis. I’ve read many a comic, and not a one has a decent distorted-but-still-there effect. Most just have the reflection, while some just have the water cut them in half.

    Very well done.

  37. Tucker

    Somebody had to do it:
    http://img824.imageshack.us/img824/9053/walkyyeah.png

    P.S. Thepenismightier.

    1. Tucker

      Actually, someone else do a better job with the wording. I saw the goggles and it hit me – especially since they’re tinted.

  38. Soundbucket

    SUDDENLY, WALKY.

  39. Freeholder

    It occurs to me Walky probably did not hear the conversation the girls were having, and decided to lunge at Billie on his own initiative.

  40. Mythril

    Why do I get such a déjà vu feeling from panel 4? I feel like I saw that panel before already. Did David already post that panel in the newsfeed at some point? Or did I just see a similar drawing in another comic? Is this a homage to another comic? *confused*

    1. ryan

      this is what i thought of.

      http://calvinandhobbesagain.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/19860613.gif

      1. Tucker

        Verr-nice.

      2. davecom3

        I thought of the Peanuts comic strip, as Snoopy did much the same thing.

  41. Erinacues

    Now that Billie has survived Ruth, she isn’t scared of Jaws anymore.

  42. a99steaksauce

    Look at that ass. That big ol ass! That… That 3:45 ASS!!

  43. johannhowitzer

    Caaaaaaalled it.

  44. Gargamel

    Somebody could so write a vore fiction about this. ^_^

    1. fellixe

      Vorefiles could write fiction based on the slogan on a yogurt shop napkin. “i sede to her its to bad i haev two eat YOU now…”

      1. Gargamel

        Ah but what of the eternal question?

        Head or feet first?

  45. narmenduke

    Best. Fourth panel. Ever.

  46. ryan

    the bull shark is no joke, billie.

  47. Plan D

    And suddenly I remember. It’s been a while since I’ve read a comic because of Walky. But like the Meatloaf song, it is all coming back to me now. And I’m sold on DoA for life.

    1. fellixe

      ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!

  48. DagonXIII

    First week after college, we went down to the lake. 6 kids went into the water. Didn’t see the first shark for about 5 minutes….

  49. nothri

    Hijinks and bikinis. What more can you ask for?

    1. Asuka L.S.

      Two words: “wardrobe malfunction”.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        SECONDED!

        1. alex

          uh… do i even need to point out the avatar?

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          NOPE! ^_^

        3. thomas0comer

          No, since it’ll be gone in twenty minutes.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          Not until tomorrow. 😀

  50. Sgt_Sarge

    Sharks, no. Icthyosaurs, on the other hand…

  51. GrassyNoel

    Just like a certain shark, this one doesn’t appear until the third reel!

  52. Spiffster13

    Dina must study this ancient being of terror…

    Study it closely…

    1. Lord Synick XXIII

      With her penis.

      1. Raiser

        Nickel, mother, FAAAAAACE, et cetera.

        1. Khrene Cleaver

          Hey man, how we supposed to have a meme combo if you take it all up at once!?

          I don’t care about breaking it, but thats how I get chicks to line up in my headline

  53. NinjaMaid

    Crotch-kick, T minus 3 seconds.

  54. Davecom3

    Reminded me of Schultz.

  55. Thomas

    Funny things is, Dina isn’t wrong.

    Bull sharks do have a range as far as Indiana via the Ohio River, although it isn’t common.

  56. Khrene Cleaver

    College teens, a lake with giant jawed predators, AND Lesbian shipping? Sounds like the setup to a great horror movie

  57. Creaks

    Billie’s butt needs its own tag.

  58. turkishproverb

    …For some reason, this is the most adorable thing Walky has done.

  59. davecom3

    Sounded like Walky was doing a Snoopy imitation to me.

  60. parttimegamer93

    I have seen that exact effect in a Calvin and Hobbes comic. (And not the one linked above.) I love it, whether it’s an intended homage or not.

  61. Chris

    It’s Machete!

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