Joyce: “Who the heck is that supposed to be? Why don’t her eyes have proper pupils? And her grin is just some weird triangle? Man, you need this class.”
Also, re:alt-text – Bad Willis! We do not reference the Folgers incest commercial this early! Like all Christmas traditions, it’ll engulf autumn if we let it.
Behold! The most uncomfortable commercial of all time! A holiday classic!
Uly
You know, they could’ve avoided Uncomfortable Meme Status if they’d just set up “Hey sis!” and “Mom and Dad are asleep” in the dialog really really early.
Tan
I mean, I would have just not included the stage direction ‘Give each other constant smoldering looks’, but I am not a professional director so what do I know.
I still can’t believe this guy couldn’t get “real coffee” in West Africa WTF ?
Doctor_Who
And his idea of Real Coffee is cheap-as-dirt Folgers.
LiamKav
I love the vaguesness of that.
“How was North Asia?”
“Great, except I couldn’t get any Earl Grey”.
Do you think the writers had heard of “South Africa” and assumed that the continent was made up of just 4 countries?
sreiches
West Africa doesn’t really have an arabica-friendly environment, so any locally grown coffee is robusta (not that this is bad, just not a flavor profile most Westerners like, since it’s earthier and more bitter). East and Central Africa are where most African arabica grows, and a huge amount of it gets exported to Western nations (and Japan) for roasting.
Needfuldoer
He probably forgot to bless the rains before making coffee with them.
CardinalFan
That was ….creepy. On a side note, is the brother the guy that plays Axel in Netflix’s Van Helsing? It sure looks like him.
i wonder if those actors ever reunited or their friends constantly make references to that lol
Casi
There was an interview done a couple years back about it the commercial, and according to the brother’s actor he hasn’t seen the sister’s actress since they filmed it, but she’s still acting from what i can see, mostly bit parts though
Hopefully the hearts will help her realise he means anxiety in that he e really cares about her feelings and doesn’t know how to handle that..? And she isn’t going to decide he’s mocking her happy-sunny ways here… ? This could either go really wrong or really well..!
294 thoughts on “Doodling”
Doctor_Who
Joyce: “Who the heck is that supposed to be? Why don’t her eyes have proper pupils? And her grin is just some weird triangle? Man, you need this class.”
Doctor_Who
Also, re:alt-text – Bad Willis! We do not reference the Folgers incest commercial this early! Like all Christmas traditions, it’ll engulf autumn if we let it.
No incest before Thanksgiving!
Hoboturtle
“No incest before Thanksgiving” wasn’t a sentence I thought I would read with my very own eye holes but here we are.
Inahc
and I had *almost* stopped laughing at “load-bearing fire”, too ?
Decidedly Orthogonal
Thu wha? Is this some freaky florida tradition?
Doctor_Who
Behold! The most uncomfortable commercial of all time! A holiday classic!
Uly
You know, they could’ve avoided Uncomfortable Meme Status if they’d just set up “Hey sis!” and “Mom and Dad are asleep” in the dialog really really early.
Tan
I mean, I would have just not included the stage direction ‘Give each other constant smoldering looks’, but I am not a professional director so what do I know.
Insanenoodlyguy
That would have simply reinforced the incest.
Freemage
And the extended version…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k
Needfuldoer
Sis is up
Bro is here
She says he’s
Her gift this year
Simply having
Incestuous Folger’s brew
Simply having
Incestuous Folgers brew
The Wellerman
I still can’t believe this guy couldn’t get “real coffee” in West Africa WTF ?
Doctor_Who
And his idea of Real Coffee is cheap-as-dirt Folgers.
LiamKav
I love the vaguesness of that.
“How was North Asia?”
“Great, except I couldn’t get any Earl Grey”.
Do you think the writers had heard of “South Africa” and assumed that the continent was made up of just 4 countries?
sreiches
West Africa doesn’t really have an arabica-friendly environment, so any locally grown coffee is robusta (not that this is bad, just not a flavor profile most Westerners like, since it’s earthier and more bitter). East and Central Africa are where most African arabica grows, and a huge amount of it gets exported to Western nations (and Japan) for roasting.
Needfuldoer
He probably forgot to bless the rains before making coffee with them.
CardinalFan
That was ….creepy. On a side note, is the brother the guy that plays Axel in Netflix’s Van Helsing? It sure looks like him.
Angel
i wonder if those actors ever reunited or their friends constantly make references to that lol
Casi
There was an interview done a couple years back about it the commercial, and according to the brother’s actor he hasn’t seen the sister’s actress since they filmed it, but she’s still acting from what i can see, mostly bit parts though
someone
There’s precedent for out of season jokes about that.
Kyrik Michalowski
I had not heard about the folgers incest commercial until now. I’m not sure if I’m happy with knowing it now but I learned something.
Yotomoe
“And what’s with her hands? why are her palms facing out like that? Oh, don’t tell me. You drew the thumbs on backwards didn’t you? Amateur move.
Paradox
I don’t know about drawing, but the palms facing that way is the standard anatomical pose
ValdVin
Joe did get the nose right.
Golden Yak
Awww.
Rose by Any Other Name
THE HEARTS.
The hearts are killing me so good.
Yotomoe
Killing me softly with has art. Killing me softly. With his art.
cbwroses
Drawing my pain with his fingers. ?
Thanatos
Sketching my life with his pencil ?
Moon
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.
The Wellerman
It’s happening!!! ? Go Joe!!! ?
*plays “Mystery Kindaichi Band” on hacked muzak*
Needfuldoer
That’s going up on the wall in their house someday.
Lord Avon
THERE ARE HEARTS!!!!!
Caro
thats so cute im gonna cry.
Caro
something about joe who has been so Joe this whole series just. wholesomely admitting a normal-ass crush. sfdlgkfnkhgsljg aaaaaaaa
Ana Chronistic
“okay, but why are you showing me a picture of Ruth?“
Yotomoe
Nah, can’t be her. She’s smiling.
Doctor_Who
The Leafs just won the cup.
It’s fantasy artwork, obviously.
Casi
Look, there’s fantasy, and then there’s being delusional.
RassilonTDavros
I also mistook that drawing for Ruth at first. Something about the way Joe drew the bangs, I think? Took me half a second to process.
Yotomoe
On one hand, that’s cute as hell.
On the other hand I’m ready to cringe all the way back into my own spleen.
eh, whatever
Precisely.
Big Z
Yes, both of these emotions, in bulk please.
Catullus
IT’S HAPPENING
Bobcat
OMG IT’S REALLY HAPPENING
shadowcell
Dumbing of Age Book 13: You’re My Anxiety
bemisawa
Oh. Oh, yeah. That works terrific.
Clif
And now you’ve jinxed it.
Rowan
a powerful line!! short and sweet ?
Deanatay
NOPE
Willis titles do NOT get to be short and sweet!!
MK15
I am your density… I mean your destiny
Acebender
Awwwww
Lori
OH HEY!!!! I WAS NOT EXCPECTING THIS, LETS GOOOOO!!!!!
Steelbright
My feels exactly but now i am VERY WORRIED
Queezle
I did not see that one coming.
Kind of cute through. I think.
Steve
HOLY SHIT
Carms
Woah Nelly.
Nevermaker
Oh my GOD.
I have no idea whether to squeal over the cuteness, or flinch for Joyce’s reaction, or maybe some mixture of the two.
Nik
This is almost verbatim what I was thinking of commenting, so I’m just going to second all of that.
Miri
Hopefully the hearts will help her realise he means anxiety in that he e really cares about her feelings and doesn’t know how to handle that..? And she isn’t going to decide he’s mocking her happy-sunny ways here… ? This could either go really wrong or really well..!
Plain Marie
Third!
bleepbloop
FINALLY
Johan
Ahhhhhhhh
temporalshrew
Joyce isn’t going to take this seriously for a second, is she?
cbwroses
I don’t think so.
Yotomoe
She’s gon’ break his big ol’ dumb heart.
Vanessa
If she bothers to look at his soft, anxious, worried face she will. Fingers crossed she isn’t too cranky to look at him.
Nono
I’m already warming up the popcorn for tomorrow when she rolls her eyes at what she thinks is a joke and the comments section explodes.
Clif
Your warming up the popcorn for tomorrow when we cut back to Robin and Leslie and the comment section explodes.
Fixed that for you.
Nova
Nope, blurry preview of tomorrow’s comic is more Joyce/Joe unless robin and Leslie did a quick costume change!
Liara
the ultimate “Damn you, Willis”!
Freezer
If she blows Joe off and am forming r/f*ckjoycebrown by 12:30 tomorrow night.
Freezer