Wait no – if Dorothy is “Eagle One”, Walky is “Currently Doing That”… and then the analogy implodes on itself, so Joyce is Eagle One, and Walky is Eagle Two
…does that mean that Sal is “I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it”?
thesmall001
Wait I understand these references! It’s Parks and Rec! Yay! I feel included ^___^
No, he changes everyone’s name to those of wanted criminals and terrorists.
Clif
All of whom are named batman.
Disloyal Subject
OR changes the numbers and leaves names and such the same. He might get a laugh out of making people accidentally send, ah, inappropriate messages to the wrong recipients.
Clif
You’re supposed to be sending inappropriate messages to the right recipients?
I’ve been doing it wrong
ScumlordAzazel
Man, now I really want to change Mom/Dad in someone’s phone to their gf/bf’s name. >:D
Kryss LaBryn
I’m, uh… I’m the only person in the world who double-checks the number before I send the text, aren’t I? *sigh* *feels old*
@Kriss LaBryn I for one wouldn’t be able to tell if somebody changed around like my boyfriend’s name with my dad’s. Why memorize numbers if my phone can do that yknow
extremist343
@Kriss LaBryn No, I do that too, you never know who’s been messing with your phone when you weren’t looking.
EmbraceEvil
i feel like Mike would change all of Joyce’s contact names to famous gay pornstars, which would lead to her looking them up
Dean
He would change all of the profile pictures to pictures of dicks.
BenRG
Mike would add thoughtful and surprisingly perspicuous comments about likely romantic comparability and ‘GET LAID NOW’ at the bottom. He’d also send obscene come-on messages to those he adjudges the highest probability of romantic ‘hits’ for Joyce because, you know, EvLulz with a heart of gold, just like his Walkyverse counterpart.
It’s a recent internet phrase that comes from an article in The Onion about a cinnamon roll. It’s now applied to characters or people who are just really, really nice.
It’s that piped-in, watered-down instrumental music that one finds wafting tinnily through elevators, lobbies, and waiting rooms. It’s supposed to be the kind of thing you can hear in the background without actually listening to it.
217 thoughts on “Meetin’”
Ana Chronistic
What happened to “Eagle One”?
Knifleman
Or better yet, “If I had to pick a girl”.
Tommy Fresh
Ethan is “It happened once in a dream”
DarkoNeko
Yes. Yes it did.
Doctor_Who
Walky is Eagle Two.
Walky: Oh, thank god.
AustKyzor
Wait no – if Dorothy is “Eagle One”, Walky is “Currently Doing That”… and then the analogy implodes on itself, so Joyce is Eagle One, and Walky is Eagle Two
…does that mean that Sal is “I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it”?
thesmall001
Wait I understand these references! It’s Parks and Rec! Yay! I feel included ^___^
Ana Chronistic
or is this like when a friend steals your phone and changes random names to Batman
Twilightomens
I don’t think I have that friend
Clif
Mike will be that friend.
Palamdrone
No, he changes everyone’s name to those of wanted criminals and terrorists.
Clif
All of whom are named batman.
Disloyal Subject
OR changes the numbers and leaves names and such the same. He might get a laugh out of making people accidentally send, ah, inappropriate messages to the wrong recipients.
Clif
You’re supposed to be sending inappropriate messages to the right recipients?
I’ve been doing it wrong
ScumlordAzazel
Man, now I really want to change Mom/Dad in someone’s phone to their gf/bf’s name. >:D
Kryss LaBryn
I’m, uh… I’m the only person in the world who double-checks the number before I send the text, aren’t I? *sigh* *feels old*
chiscii
@Kriss LaBryn I for one wouldn’t be able to tell if somebody changed around like my boyfriend’s name with my dad’s. Why memorize numbers if my phone can do that yknow
extremist343
@Kriss LaBryn No, I do that too, you never know who’s been messing with your phone when you weren’t looking.
EmbraceEvil
i feel like Mike would change all of Joyce’s contact names to famous gay pornstars, which would lead to her looking them up
Dean
He would change all of the profile pictures to pictures of dicks.
BenRG
Mike would add thoughtful and surprisingly perspicuous comments about likely romantic comparability and ‘GET LAID NOW’ at the bottom. He’d also send obscene come-on messages to those he adjudges the highest probability of romantic ‘hits’ for Joyce because, you know, EvLulz with a heart of gold, just like his Walkyverse counterpart.
desolation0
Changes everyone else’s name to NA, and his own to Batman.
JaneDoe
I love this idea, but sadly, phones generally show contacts in alphabetical order, thus ruining the picture that I assume you have in mind here.
Gamaran Sepudomyn
Third!
Gamaran Sepudomyn
Sorry, couldn’t resist. Also, “Roll, perfect cinnamon”? What does that mean?
Mada
Well Dorothy does have nice buns.
Shaunock
*slow clap*
liahansen
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/beautiful-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world-too-pure
DarkoNeko
it’s… the first time I hear of that meme.
liahansen
know ya meme, son
Kamino Neko
You lucky bastard.
Kryss LaBryn
Me too. >.>
Someone
Now I want to know if Joyce has ever heard of the onion
Joyce: Wait the thing about Harry Potter premoting witchcraft was a joke?
JustCheetoDust
Probably just through ignorant reshares from the kind of people who think McDonalds would create a character called “the Hammurderer.”
Zan Thrax
I have read your link, and I still don’t understand it.
m-m
It’s a meme from about a year ago – an Onion headline: “Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure”
Palamdrone
But wait, isn’t Walky the one who’s skin was compared to cinnamon?
Lou
Caramel. It’s a different kind of deliciousness.
Deanatay
So, Walky+Becky = Caramel cinnamon rolls?
(Too good for this world, too pure)
Deanatay
Wait, this is Dorothy, d’ohh! Why can’t I edit
SzL
Heh, I never knew the Onion started it. You learn something new every day!
Bob
Just that Joyce put Dorothy down in her phone as Perfect Cinnamon Roll for her name, i.e. a really affectionate nickname.
John Madden
that’s probably a reference to this Onion article from last year
Mara
It’s a recent internet phrase that comes from an article in The Onion about a cinnamon roll. It’s now applied to characters or people who are just really, really nice.
http://www.theonion.com/article/beautiful-cinnamon-roll-too-good-for-this-world-to-35038
Smashwidget
so close
abbers
…Perfect Cinnamon Roll reference.
So Dorothy.
David M Willis
much president
JessWitt
Mmm Cinnamon roll, I’d vote for that.
Sharp Cypher
wow
Spencer
many votes
Deanatay
Vote Dorothy Keener 2036 – The Perfect Cinnamon Roll
Toes14
She’d only be 39 then. I think 2044 is much more viable.
thejeff
Are you kidding? She’ll still be a freshman!
Plasma Mongoose
Is that the Grindr app?
inqntrol
Why would she have it? It’s not like she has someone speci- hey wait a minute!
Stephen R. Bierce
*plays Steve Winwood’s “Roll With It” on the hacked Muzak*
m-m
Ouch! That’s a particularly good one today. I was thinking “Rolling on the River” but yours is better.
Stephen R. Bierce
My second choice was Bob Segur & the Silver Bullet Band’s “Roll Me Away”.
Stephen R. Bierce
An even more apt choice might be “Cinnamon Girl”.
Deanatay
Correct.
Stephen R. Bierce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAdtUDaBfRA
By Request.
Sunny
I’ve been seeing this and always wondered, what is a “Muzak”?
Thanks, I'll Have Another!
It’s that piped-in, watered-down instrumental music that one finds wafting tinnily through elevators, lobbies, and waiting rooms. It’s supposed to be the kind of thing you can hear in the background without actually listening to it.
Stephen R. Bierce
A.k.a. “elevator music”. When I was a kid it was called “easy listening”. Muzak and Seeburg were two of the biggest companies that did this.
Kathleen
Yep. Uncomfortable that your pedastal is crumbling.
saki
I’m not sure I understand the back to the fountain part…?
Gamaran Sepudomyn
Joyce doesn’t like to see naked ladies.
Plasma Mongoose
Less likely for a man to sneak up from behind that way.
Palamdrone
Rapists, like vampires, can not cross flowing water.
Arianod
Where’s the upvote button for this.
Riku
Like keeping your back to a wall, people can’t sneak up behind you.
Disloyal Subject
Not very easily, at least. Water is still easier to sneak through than walls.