Sneaksneak
Posted on June 14, 2011 by David M Willis

108 thoughts on “Sneaksneak”

  1. Jen Aside

    AND YOU ARE PRETTY

    I HATE YOU

    QED

    …whoops

    1. Steven

      Or:

      AND YOU ARE NOT PRETTY

      THEREFORE I LOVE YOU

      Either way, I can’t see this ending well.

      1. David Herbert

        She may just stab him with a sedative.

      2. Warpcorps

        OR!
        SO WHY DO I LOVE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?

  2. Plasma Mongoose

    Step One: Insert foot into mouth.

    1. Aizat

      Step 2: ?????
      Step 3: Profit.

      1. dchorror

        Step 2: Join carnival as foot-mouth man.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Step Three: LOSS?

        1. Missssster Anderson

          When you’re joining a carnival as “foot-mouth man” than I really don’t think that you have anything else to lose

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          And that’s terrible!

        3. Slartibartfast

          That made me laugh more than the comic

      3. August

        Haha, woo for a Dragon Age 3 reference!

        1. August

          Dragon Age 2.. it’s 12:55 AM, brain is on HURR mode.

        2. Bekah

          Uh… try again. It’s not either of those things.

  3. Darth Shadow

    No matter what, Walky’s face in the fourth panel needs to make it onto a shirt.

    1. Undrave

      That would be an awkward shirt.

  4. Doctor_Who

    Ruth looks so pleasant and cheerful these last two strips. It’s off-putting.

    1. T Campbell

      She just listened to her “screams of the damned” mp3 again.

      This is the first time Billie has shown anything like subtlety, so I guess this could go either way.

      1. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

        Dammit, T, ya beat me to it. I was just going to say “She’s imagining making someone miserable today”, but yours has more punch. I bow to you. ;_;

  5. dchorror

    I don’t know if Billie can pull off Ninja-ing.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      She needs lessons from Ninja Rick.

      1. Lis

        where is ninja rick by the way? has he shown up yet in dumbverse continuity?

        1. Malph

          Yes, but we’ve never seen him because he’s a sneaky ninja.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          I bet that Ninja Rick is either the groundskeeper or the janitor in this reality.

        3. TsunamiJane

          Headmaster!

        4. ryan

          ninja rick has been in every panel of every strip so far.

        5. Foxeyes13

          Obviously, which is why he’s in the header.

  6. Tomb

    Dorothy just needs to slap Walky Some Sense. Start with the faaaaace.

    1. Undrave

      With her penis!

      1. Kernanator

        That explains so many things. Wait, actually, it doesn’t.

      2. lawzlo

        For a nickle.

        1. Iceideth

          After ripping out his FEMURS.

        2. BriGuy

          Oh god, now I’m convinced that Joe wants to rip out my femurs. Thanks for the impending nightmares.

  7. Undrave

    then Ruth backhands Billie in the FAAAAAACE like a red headed Batman.

    Guess that would make her Batgirl?

    1. ryan

      then who is the joker? and will he/she shoot ruth’s spinal cord?

      1. Random new reader

        Perhaps the joker would be… Hmm, good point, none of the characters are NEARLY crazy enough to take that role.

        1. Undrave

          It only takes one bad day…

          Billie seems to be half way there already :p

        2. Head Alien

          Well if it faz as the joker I’d be scared out of my freaking mind.

      2. kgy121

        Obviously it’s the truck driver.

        http://www.itswalky.com/d/19990319.html

  8. Kurai_Seraphim

    Walky is the best wingman Danny could ever hope for.

    1. Undrave

      We need that to happen. Yessss.

    2. dchorror

      See, I really want to see this happen now, and they haven’t even met yet.

    3. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

      After Joe, just about any of the DOAverse males would probably make a good wingman.

      1. TsunamiJane

        Ethan

        Ethan for the win

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Cos you know that he won’t try and steal the woman you are chatting up from right underneith him.

        2. TsunamiJane

          Exactly.

  9. Plasma Mongoose

    Walky: As Smooth as sandpaper!

  10. tdm88

    Smooth Walky, very smooth. If I were Dorothy I’d be thinking Walky’s not all there mentally and I’d get the hell out of his room pronto. Hell I’m not so sure he’s all there mentally now.

    1. MM

      I dunno. If I were Dorothy, I’d probably be thinking this is still an improvement over dealing with Joe and Danny again.

  11. Rikushadow5

    Silly Billie. I bet you roll a 1 on your Move Silently Check.

    1. Soundbucket

      I think we can put Move Silently, Hide, and Spot all under a single “Stalk Ruth” check.

      all natural 1s, of course.

      1. DCHorror

        I don’t know, her spot seemed like a twenty. I just don’t think she can pull off the hide part. I’d bet she has one of those funky die that rolls negatives.

  12. Dierna

    Little do they know but Walky has been replaced by his Bizarro-verse counterpart. Lets watch and see the hilarity ensue….

  13. Plasma Mongoose

    “I hate pretty things.” = ‘I am so hot for you, my brain is melting.’

  14. Mkvenner

    I have to get this off my chest, what is with walky’s?

    1. Mkvenner

      Eyes?

      1. Björn

        Dilated pupils?

        1. Vivvav

          Penis?

        2. Bill M.

          Distended jaw?

        3. Foxeyes13

          Faaaaace?

  15. Lis

    at least he didn’t offer you a snack like last time.

  16. Teowulf

    What a lady’s man.

  17. tdm88

    Did Walky just never get past the “girls are yucky” stage? It just seems strange to me that he’s 18 years old and completely shuts down when he meets a girl he finds physically attractive and honestly outside of knowing she enjoyed a cartoon he also enjoys he knows absolutely nothing about Dorothy so…I mean…I’m not totally sure where I’m going with this I’m just wondering if he ever even actually talked to or met another girl who shared any of the same interests as him in his life before. Clearly he’s never had a girlfriend before or even wanted one.

    1. tdm88

      I am loving how appropriate the Gravatar is for my comment.

    2. Kamino Neko

      Literally immediately before he met Dorothy, he was going on about how he had no use for girls, so…kind of, yeah.

      1. tdm88

        So he’s a 6 year old boy in an 18 year old’s body. Oh yeah what girl doesn’t go all wobbly in the knees for that? Dorothy doesn’t stand a chance.

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          Only if Dotty turns out to be a shotacon.

        2. gangler

          Walky’s immaturity is hardly new, and yet it worked out for him in the walkyverse. Maybe he’ll surprise us again with a revelation that he’s actually a genius tactician with a five second attention span? That really helped last time

    3. Blob Marley

      Have you ever dealth with young adult males? My gender has the unique ability to go from clever, classy folk to babbling idiots at that age, and all a girl needs to do is enter the room to initiate the transformation into the DREADED WEREDORK

      1. gangler

        I think you’re thinking of pre to early adolescent males. Totally the case from ages 11 to 14 or so, but generally by sixteen we can at the very least maintain speech functionality and by college it’s not unreasonable to expect one to be reasonably comfortable around the opposite sex. By then we’ve done some dating, worked with attractive study partners, been around women in extra curriculars etc etc.

        As much as Walky’s behavior is typical of a certain age, unless he skipped six or seven grades it’s probably not the age you’d see on his birth certificate.

        1. DCHorror

          Depends on the guy, mostly. One who’s never dated may have a harder time, but someone who’s friends are mostly girls anyways may not get much of an oppurtunity before the friend zone if he doesn’t jump before thinking. Besides, a girl who identifies with a geekier stuff is not always a common find.

        2. gangler

          Indeed. Generalities and all.

  18. Plasma Mongoose

    Billie: “SHHHHHH, be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting Wascally Wuths!”

    1. Zanosuke_Kurosaki

      “Huh-uh-huh-huh-huh-huh! =D”

      1. Kernanator

        Wuth Season!
        Walky Season!
        Wuth Season!
        Walky Season!
        Wuth Season!
        Wuth Season.
        Walky Season, fire!

        1. goatman95111

          I was waiting for Billie to pull out the ACME rocket, the catapult, and extensive lengths of tripwire.

        2. Plasma Mongoose

          Ruth as the Roadrunner and Billie as Wild E Coyote?

        3. gangler

          I’m thinking Ruth as Foghorn Leghorn and Billie as that dog that Foggy’s always beating up.

        4. Plasma Mongoose

          “That’s what I’ve been – I say, that’s what I’ve been telling you, girl! I am the boss of this here parts.”

          *Punches Billie in the FAAAACE*

    2. Aizat

      Ruth: Ehhh… What’s up Doc?

  19. Kernanator

    What Billie really needs is a cardboard box of some sort…

    1. Tahuk

      What was that noise? …. Just a box.

      1. Bill M.

        Be on alert.

    2. Vabolo

      (!)

  20. Scytheakse

    thats ok walky, pretty things hate you too. so go ahead and dig a hole stick youor head in it and call it a day cuz dorothy will never love you.

    JUS KIDDING!! im actually really liking those 2 together

    1. CWR

      Walky’s comment made me think of this:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H44vQURNXGc&feature=related

  21. Digidestined of Trust (Tim)

    MONKEY MASTER! HEAD ALIEN!

    Does NOBODY see it? Read through all the comments and no one’s seen it! Though I don’t recall M.M. ever smiling like that.

    1. DCHorror

      I think that’s one thing that just fell to background viewing. We knew Walky enjoys the cartoon, so it’d stand to reason he’d have a poster.

    2. TsunamiJane

      I SAW IT! I was going to comment if nobody else had. 🙂

  22. Parismio

    SA-MOOOOOOOTH

  23. Shifty

    So Dorothy’s idea investigating is walking a mere 5-10 feet behind her arch-foe, like a Hanna-Barbara cartoon? Oh that’s going to end well.

    And I’ll be honest… Walky kinda scares me in that last panel. I don’t know why, but that seems like the face of someone who will kill, and not remember it the next day. “Why is my Head Martian Toy covered in blood? And I don’t remember that beaten body being in my bathtub last night… Huh.”

    1. TsunamiJane

      1) You mean Billie, and I *love* your Hanna-Barbara comparison!

      2) Good thing he doesn’t have his own bathtub….

  24. Zem

    Oh no! Bille broke out her breakdancing! That means a dance-fight to the death D:

  25. BriGuy

    Billie learned this discipline from the Internet. I believe it is clandestinely called “Do The Creep”. She forgot to smile, though.

  26. Vabolo

    And then we find out that Dorothy loves Nachitos, which makes Walky even MORE awkweird. Hilarity ensues.

  27. Aslee

    Ruth’s face makes me think she’s going to put Billie’s uniform in her shrine or something REALLY disturbing. I can’t help it. It…

    It reminds me of the freaky Helga smiles.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      So Ruth is secretly a lesbian who is all TSUNdere for Billie?

      1. bramblepatch

        Well, they did have a fling in the Walkyverse, didn’t they?

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I cannot recall for sure, it took me several weeks to read through all the Walkyverse webcomics and I remember less than half of the storylines.

        2. Head Alien

          Well it wasn’t really a fling more of just a filler comic while Willis was drawing up Joyce and Walky and posting the roomies redux. http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20050224.html

  28. Slade

    Smooooth

  29. Spiffster13

    >Bed not made
    >Same bed covered in chips
    >Posters of Cartoons on the wall

    Yep. That’s about every damn freshman dorm I’ve seen…

  30. Breeze

    I read that as “I HAVE PRETTY THINGS!” Somehow, this made it ten times funnier to me.

    (It’s been a long day.)

  31. Hacchin

    LOL WALKY
    JUST LOL

  32. Mkvenner

    Philistine.

  33. Dagazzard

    You know, I realize now that Billie DID get them together!

  34. nothri

    You know the sad part is this can be counted as progress…

  35. Mally

    Walky, what is even going on with your face? I don’t even… just… what? What IS that FACE?

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