Graduated college. Got an Associates in Visual Communication I didn’t deserve because I’m not the type to design. Got a BA in Project Management I didn’t deserve because fuck if I ever want to be that high on the totem pole.
Honestly, I skated through college. Did work only on the day it was due, procrastinated, never had a long night or anything for it. I felt the entire thing was so easy that I wasn’t really being pushed to do anything in it.
I got a degree many people consider useless (BA in literature). I then started getting better jobs, including in technology, and getting paid more money. And paid off my college debt pretty fast, I’d add.
That said, we really need an American version of the Open University, because yeah. Thirty-five grand of debt the day you walk out the door t’ain’t fun for anyone.
Next thing you know, you wind up in….The Twilight Zone.
Swerve
And then you disappear into nothingness! (But still keep your phone. Is that weird or what?)
If I see Rod Serling if I ever rematerialize… I’ll probably ask for his autograph. Still, if I’m in some twilighty show about some zone, I will be quite annoyed. 😉
Deanatay
Fortunately, The Twilight Zone and Twilight are two _very_different things.
Anarchy 101
The actual one, or the imagined hell that is me being forced to watch Twilight over and over until I die of sparkly vampires?
Stake her heart, chop her head off and set her body on fire…and then we say she’s a vampire.
JaneDoe
I’d be in for either one of these…
Annie
Might be better to get your hands on a time machine, go back to before the books were published, and get rid of her then. Save the whole world from the awfulness and evil that is Twilight.
Swerve
It could be worse. I’m currently stuck in some sort of limbo, with a supply of energon and my phone. And I forgot to upload Community to it, so I’m stuck watching Matlock episodes. Roberts has much to answer for!
Anarchy 101
It also happens when you get bad LSD.
Ivan
Make your own. There’s an excellent chem lab there.
No one ever gets my Diff’rent Strokes references! Which is understandable on the Lost Light…
JustCheetoDust
I took a nap last night that went horribly wrong (and became me sleeping through this comic’s posting). Honestly, I would’ve gotten that you posted lyrics to the Diff’rent Strokes theme…and then I’d follow up with a lazy reference to the Bicycle Man.
202 thoughts on “Ease”
An Average Loser
Somber.
GoldStarz
I read that as sober…
An Average Loser
That’s applicable too. . .
ChessboardMan
But for how much longer?
Aeron
Both are equally unenjoyable.
Yotomoe
That’s not true at all, Ruth. I’m in college and I continue to get things I don’t deserve.
Betty Anne
Completely, totally and unfortunately true. I had the same experience, far more often than I wish I had to admit to.
Jarid Scott
Talking about getting things you don’t deserve with Mister Satan as your avatar. So very perfect.
-Sentinel-
At no point in life do you stop getting things you don’t deserve – good or bad.
Crimson
I think the wisdom of this statement is pretty understated.
Ivan
Does syphilis count? Is that deserved or undeserved?
Gulder
Well that isn’t punchy at all. ‘Consider this a moment in your life like many others, former cheerleader’
Deanatay
I’m married, and I totally don’t deserve my spouse.
Cloudski
Graduated college. Got an Associates in Visual Communication I didn’t deserve because I’m not the type to design. Got a BA in Project Management I didn’t deserve because fuck if I ever want to be that high on the totem pole.
Honestly, I skated through college. Did work only on the day it was due, procrastinated, never had a long night or anything for it. I felt the entire thing was so easy that I wasn’t really being pushed to do anything in it.
Doctor_Who
Not true. I got 35K in debt I don’t deserve.
Plasma Mongoose
+1
An Average Loser
Hell, I didn’t even get the college credits I DID deserve. . .
Aizat
Well, that’s what you get for going to college, an overpriced toilet paper and debt.
Jen Aside
and fifteen extra pounds
Aizat
And the stunning realization that you are basically worthless and you better off doing things on your own than with a partner.
An Average Loser
Why are you narrating my life right now?
Aizat
Wait…why are you living my life?
Anarchy 101
Which one of you guys is my doppelgänger? Cause this is just getting freaky.
JustCheetoDust
This is not how I wanted to be reminded to watch Richard Ayoade’s The Double.
Nightsbridge
Little known fact; all college students are secretly the same person.
An Average Loser
And a collection of medicinal Cannabis along with an odd craving of pickles and GoGurt. . .
Big Drahma
or 75… I went full Dina when I realized you could have any breakfast cereal you wanted, and as many bowls as you wanted and…
…75.
Aizat
In a row?
gwalla
“Try not to eat any CEREAL on the way to the car!”
David
Is this a euphemism for sex?
JustCheetoDust
…and so she goes, “Sixty-nine? You mean you want beef with broccoli?”
Jarid Scott
I’m assuming she means pounds.
Doctor_Who
But without that toilet paper I might not be able to read webcomics all day and get paid for it.
So my webcomic habit cost me $35k. Seems fair enough, in hindsight.
Yotomoe
Back in my day we had to work for our debt. Not like you kids, gettin’ Debt for next to NOTHING.
Ivan
When was your day?
Eric Burns-White
Huh.
I got a degree many people consider useless (BA in literature). I then started getting better jobs, including in technology, and getting paid more money. And paid off my college debt pretty fast, I’d add.
That said, we really need an American version of the Open University, because yeah. Thirty-five grand of debt the day you walk out the door t’ain’t fun for anyone.
Deanatay
I like your gravatar – Ethan with Joyce. 🙂
gwalla
That’s…actually a picture of Eric.
(But I see what you did there)
Jerden
One of the many reasons the UK is better! I’m only expecting £20,000+ in debt!
Plasma Mongoose
Not much humour to be had today it seems…
An Average Loser
Yep, looks like we’re on a one-way feels trip, courtesy of conductor Willis.
Plasma Mongoose
This what hapeens when you don’t check which bus it was before getting on.
Aizat
Next thing you know, you wind up in….The Twilight Zone.
Swerve
And then you disappear into nothingness! (But still keep your phone. Is that weird or what?)
If I see Rod Serling if I ever rematerialize… I’ll probably ask for his autograph. Still, if I’m in some twilighty show about some zone, I will be quite annoyed. 😉
Deanatay
Fortunately, The Twilight Zone and Twilight are two _very_different things.
Anarchy 101
The actual one, or the imagined hell that is me being forced to watch Twilight over and over until I die of sparkly vampires?
Aizat
If that’s the case, I’d start a killing spree…starting with the morons who forced me to watch Twilight in the first place.
Anarchy 101
Might as well start at the source, The creator of Twilight. Now just how to get rid of her? Maybe make it look like a vampire bite?
Aizat
Stake her heart, chop her head off and set her body on fire…and then we say she’s a vampire.
JaneDoe
I’d be in for either one of these…
Annie
Might be better to get your hands on a time machine, go back to before the books were published, and get rid of her then. Save the whole world from the awfulness and evil that is Twilight.
Swerve
It could be worse. I’m currently stuck in some sort of limbo, with a supply of energon and my phone. And I forgot to upload Community to it, so I’m stuck watching Matlock episodes. Roberts has much to answer for!
Anarchy 101
It also happens when you get bad LSD.
Ivan
Make your own. There’s an excellent chem lab there.
Yotomoe
The Arristocrats.
*cue laugh track*
JustCheetoDust
Best imagined in Gilbert Gottfried’s voice.
MrSirk
It’s a hard knock life.
An Average Loser
But you still gotta cherish the Good Timesâ„¢!
Swerve
Now the world don’t move to the beat of just one drum…
Aizat
Especially if the drummer is horrible.
Swerve
No one ever gets my Diff’rent Strokes references! Which is understandable on the Lost Light…
JustCheetoDust
I took a nap last night that went horribly wrong (and became me sleeping through this comic’s posting). Honestly, I would’ve gotten that you posted lyrics to the Diff’rent Strokes theme…and then I’d follow up with a lazy reference to the Bicycle Man.
John
So get out there and earn those Ruth-smooches, cheerleader.
newllend
How many would she haft to save up to get some sweet sugary Ruth loven.
Yotomoe
Well she’s already got an “I’m Billie” going for her. This’d be hard if Billie was ugly or something.
DSL
Said in a gravelly voice, followed by “I’m not wearing hockey pants.” Which would probably not be the thing to say to Ruth.
Rutee
Indeed. Also I can’t take ruth seriously when she’s said the most factually inaccurate thing I’ve read in a *while*
Wonder Wig
Because she’s the girlfriend Billie needs, but not the one she deserves right now.
JWLM
The next chapter is called “When Somebody Loved Me,” you know. It looks like one of the people who used to be loved will be Billie.
Aizat
Or maybe “Somebody to Love”.
An Average Loser
The Rusko track?
Rutee
Didn’t they change the name of he chapter in War of the Lions?
Ikaru