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Booty call
Posted on June 26, 2014 by David M Willis

228 thoughts on “Booty call”

  1. Idon'tcarenomore

    Good Grief.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Joyce needs some sexual relief.

      1. Leorale

        That’s the prob, in brief.

        1. GrrArg42

          But… that might upset a strongly held belief!

        2. ShaggyDonahugh

          Aye, but maybe what she needs is just a good old fashioned innocence thief.

        3. dailybrad

          She might not be the best recipient for Billie’s advice she wishes to bequeath

        4. Aizat

          Unless the advice calls for Joyce to dress in nothing but a leaf.

        5. Yotomoe

          Because then Billie and Joyce would have a beef.

        6. Aizat

          And it will not be a relief.

        7. Usayasha

          Have you considered Ethan’s reaction? He might have some real beef.

        8. TwentyThree

          Where is it hidden, inside a sword sheath?

        9. Disloyal Subject

          Musing on Ethan’s beef has already brought Joyce grief.

        10. Yotomoe

          She’s just so obsessed his tight pants, and what could be underneath.

        11. Aizat

          But little did Joyce knows, what underneath Ethan’s pants is beyond belief.

        12. BalRog gets a "D"...and PASSES!!!

          That wouldn’t be too hard. Since Joyce can barely imagine seeing a boxer (or brief).

        13. Roborat

          I just hope that she doesn’t queef.

        14. ProjectXa3

          Sorry to break it up, but that is the best possible icon for that comment!

        15. Bunk

          More like, in Briefs… Actually I think Ethan wears boxers.

    2. SeanNOLA

      But in all the excitement, she’ll probably queef.

      1. SeanNOLA

        (I know, I know, but it was low hanging fruit)

  2. Mr. Random

    See Joyce. You’re learning!

    1. Kiapdx

      At least she understood that the booty was the recipient of the call. A friend of mine thought it was just another name for “butt-dialing” and said her dad booty called her.

      1. Disloyal Subject

        D:

        1. Tunaro

          http://explosm.net/comics/2189/ (*x*)

        2. Kiapdx

          I have an unfortunate number of friends who make these mistakes. I feel like I need to just give them an afternoon to browse Urban Dictionary for any phrase they have ever heard so it stops happening.

    2. Aeron

      Gooble, gobble, gooble, gooble, ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

  3. An Average Loser

    hehe, Tushie.

    1. Tunaro

      The mushy tushie was very cushy.

    2. Tunaro

      The mushy tushie was very cushy.

      1. Gigafreak

        There’s no need to be so pushy.

        1. Dibullba

          Unless it is on the very cushy, mushy tushie

  4. Yotomoe

    That’s exactly how I’d do it. If I had booties to call.

    1. Tom Speelman

      There’s one out there for everyone!

  5. synnerman

    *fugue* I would love to see alternate universe Ethan/Jacob porn. I would pay money.

    1. TJ Baltimore

      I second that!

  6. Plasma Mongoose

    SJoyce has the worse case of blue ovaries I have ever seen.

    1. Tandel

      With the social groups I’ve hung out with, I’ve never gotten to see what a sexually repressed person looks like in person. Without a frame of reference, this feels accurate.

      Having experienced plenty of blue balls, however, empathizing with her pain is easy.

  7. Idon'tcarenomore

    It’s just…what is that Joyce face in the last panel?

    1. Sam

      The rare “unaware she’s suffering from sexual frustration” Joyce.

      1. dailybrad

        She’s all too aware, really. What she lacks is the proper respect for her libido, and thinks she can bury it.

        1. Tunaro

          And soon, it will erupt from the grave with an undead horny vengeance.

        2. Gigafreak

          Is it still necrophilia if the zombie is the one seducing you

        3. Catullus

          It would depend on how much they’ve decomposed.

        4. Time Sage

          “I was alone, and I needed a date;
          I was takin’ a walk past the cemetery gate
          When I, I saw a sign that said “For a good time
          “Take a left down at Tombstone Number 8”.
          Went to the gateway, and I’m pretty sure I
          Saw some eyes peepin’ out of a “seplucher”, I
          Took a step into the Tomb of Ill Repute
          That’s where I met her, the Zombie Prostitute”
          -Zombie Prostitute by Volitare

    2. Yotomoe

      “Billie…did you fart?”
      “Well all of your talk of tushies reminded me I ate like 20 tacos last night”
      “is that why you’re so fa-”
      “Fabulous? Yes.”

      1. Aizat

        Billie’s fat? How dare you, good sir! She is pleasantly plump, I say.

        1. Tunaro

          Quite. Why I should dare say that she is down right Rubenesque.

        2. Aizat

          You’re quite right, Tunaro. And I don’t see anything wrong with that.

        3. Yotomoe

          She’s what I’d call squishy.
          I NEED a girlfriend that’s squishy!

        4. Anarchy 101

          I’d call her downright fluffy

  8. Xailenrath

    Oh, Joyce…
    She’s just so… SWEET.
    The planet will crush her someday. I don’t wanna be ’round when it happens. It’ll be ugly.

    1. Yotomoe

      I want front row seats.

      1. Tunaro

        I imagine it would be like a small egg falling from its nest on the roof of a high-rise building. It simply rolls out, falls through the air long enough for people to see it coming, then just splatters all over the sidewalk.

        1. Rabid Rabbit

          On the other hand, if it’s anything like a penny, it’ll kill whoever it lands on.

        2. Bill

          Mythbusters busted that one years ago.

    2. -JAD-

      It’s the rain…

      1. Wack'd

        It’s the storm we all have to endure…

        1. IAmDeltaS

          We hate it, but it’s every drop that runs down your face that traces out who you are…

      2. Bill

        God is in the rain.

      3. Ocbrad1

        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrL9MV6jSk

    3. Wack'd

      Joyce is a good kid. It’ll be sad when this world breaks her.

      1. ShaggyDonahugh

        Winter is coming.

        1. Anarchy 101

          And a Willis never pays his debts?

  9. Yotomoe

    Everyone should know about *69. People still have blocked numbers!

  10. Leorale

    I fully intend to use this line whenever it next becomes relevant.

  11. Nono

    Have we ever seen Ethan’s butt? I feel like we should, if Joyce is that captivated by it.

    Then again she also wants his chest.

    Maybe we should just have Ethan naked.

    1. Yotomoe

      We should have everyone naked. What’s with all these clothes? Gettin’ in the way of the fun parts.

      1. Nono

        Hey, clothes have their uses! Like accentuating fun parts.

        1. Tom Speelman

          That type of clothing can be quite painful; let it be said.

      2. Sam

        But I like my clothes! They are fun and dapper and I put a lot of thought into them. :<

      3. Bill

        Think of it like eating crab legs, shrimp, or oysters.  If you want to get to the good stuff, you’ve got to take off the outer layer……

        1. 4th Dimension

          With a hammer? 😀

        2. Bill

          And a screwdriver and pliers, If necessary.

      4. tinfoil theory

        pockets

    2. Tunaro

      http://itswalky.deviantart.com/art/Pin-Up-Week-Ethan-311395895
      Not his butt, per se, but I feel this works.

  12. Khaner

    May also touch Ethan’s tushie?

  13. Leorale

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP_BsSUXGx8&feature=kp

    Betch!

  14. Rosicrucian

    Billie is continuing her trend of guessing every last relationship wrong, I see.

    1. -JAD-

      But I like how she tries to help, she is a good person despite her… anger and pride, I guess?

    2. Yotomoe

      Every Relationship is wrong
      Guys are girls
      Gay is straight
      and booze is wrong.
      And everything you thought was so important doesn’t matter!
      Every Relationship is wrong
      So just make out all night long.
      All you need to understand is
      Every Relationship is WRroooooooooooooong.

      1. Aizat

        And I’m imagining the disembodied head of Colonel Sanders yelling.

      2. Deanatay

        Yotome, I now officially love you. Anyone who parodies WAY is too adorkable to resist.

    3. Wack'd

      You’re Still Wrong (You Stupid Drunk)

    4. Charlie Spencer

      Seriously. If it was a booty call, why would Sal bother getting dressed?

  15. CaptMuffin

    Dude, everyone in my high school knew about *69. How else could we prank call Pizza Hut after they blocked Skype calls?

    1. timemonkey

      Why would you prank call Pizza Hut? You are preventing people from ordering valuable pizza!

      YOU SICKEN ME! *spits*

      1. Yotomoe

        No, he’s preventing people from ordering regular pizza. Now if he was prank calling DOMINOES, THEN it’d be valuable pizza.

        1. Bill

          Forgive him, chef Eduardo, he is inexperienced in the ways of pizza and does not know any better.

        2. StClair

          Dominoes is the opposite of valuable.

        3. Ocksgrough

          You are terrible.

        4. Rutee

          Much like Dominoes.

        5. gwalla

          Dominos is the opposite of pizza.

        6. timemonkey

          ALL PIZZA IS VALUABLE!

        7. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

          I pity tha fool who tries to prank call Galasso’s, though.

        8. nothri

          “I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a delivery, I can tell you we only serve walk in customers. What I do have to deliver is a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you hang up now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you call here again, I WILL look for you, I WILL find you, and I will kill you. ALL HAIL GALASSO!”

        9. Yotomoe

          Yes.

      2. Plasma Mongoose

        Pizza Hut was my favourite pizza chain because for a long time here in Australia, most other pizza places didn’t include ingredients like beef as I didn’t like ham or bacon.

        1. Kryss LaBryn

          Pizza Hut has the best crusts.

    2. Random832

      How could *69 possibly be useful for making prank calls?

      1. Rutee

        It’s not, but *67 is. *69 is just apparently something you learn about incidentally.

  16. Rani

    Danny’s so money and he don’t even know it

  17. CarlaGriffin

    Thank you please.

  18. timemonkey

    It’s pretty interesting how Joyce is becoming more willing to talk about her desires and just who she’s willing to open up to about what. Sarah for life information, Dorothy about her fears and faith and Billie about her sexual desires.

    1. Yotomoe

      If there’s anyone to talk to about sexual desires it’s the queen of sexually desiring people/being sexually desired.

  19. Marc in MN

    I would get the *69 joke!

    Who’s going to give me an “old person” high-five? Anyone?…

    1. Tom Speelman

      *high-fived!*

    2. Chris Phoenix

      I remember *before* *69… when you coudn’t dial *69… because there was no star on the dial! (I wonder how many kids today don’t realize why it’s called “dialing” a number?)

      1. StClair

        The sound of a phone ringing, or a record being scratched, will outlive all of us.

      2. Gigafreak

        I never used a rotary phone myself, but stared at one long enough to figure out how to use it, and why it works that way.

        If you REALLY wanna go way back, how about the ones neither a dial NOR buttons, where you just tap the lever X times really fast for each number?

        1. Betty Anne

          Whippersnapper with your new-fangled phones. Why, back in the day we just picked up the handset and asked Peggy to connect us to the party line!

        2. EEWWW

          After the party line was vanquished by Ma Bell bureaucrats, and almost every phone sold *everywhere* was touch tone because most companies were going to automated systems, my aunt kept her rotary dial phone. Why? It was bought already (after years of having to LEASE a phone, she’d made the decision to never pay for another phone again!) and it worked perfectly fine. Also, she discovered that the local phone company was going to charge her an extra $6/mo. for the touch tone feature… which her paid for, working phone couldn’t even use. We kept it that way for a year after she passed away, until my sister (who moved into the house) got married and her (now ex) husband changed it cause he’s a douche.

        3. Morgauxo

          Meh, not that big of a douche. At least not for that reason. He did have to live in the place!

          I had rotary and pulse dialing as a young kid and I don’t remember hating it. After many years of not expeiencing it I got ahold of an old rotary phone and hooked it up just to be different. This was probably 14 years ago now and at the last place I ever lived with a landline. It turned out that I couldn’t stand to use the thing. All that waiting between digits was driving me nuts! Sorry, after living in the present for a while one gets used to the conveniences.

        4. Kryss LaBryn

          That worked with the rotaries as well, if you were careful.

          I actually do have an antique-styled rotary phone (which is pretty much an oxymoron these days *sigh*) but I don’t have a land-line to plug it into.

          Know what’s awesome? The recording for the main number into CFB Kingston still says “…if you’re calling from a rotary phone, please stay on the line and the operator will be with you shortly.” <3

        5. Roborat

          Well, in their defense, there are still a lot of hillbillies around Kingston.

      3. Random832

        On dial phones it’s 1169, and I believe the service actually existed before touch tone.

      4. Ocbrad1

        Right there with you. Now get those kids off my lawn!

      5. John

        I have a wall-mount rotary phone that’s old enough that it has a plaque on the inside of the receiver that says “BELL SYSTEM PROPERTY : NOT FOR SALE”. It was installed by the phone company back when Ma Bell owned the entire system and everything connected to it, down to the instrument in your house, and was just letting you pay for the privilege of using it.

        It’s still hooked up, because a) it’s wired directly into the phone box, no modular jacks – an unbroken wire comes out the back of the phone unit, goes down the wall, behind the baseboard, through the floor, across the basement through a couple of walls down there, through the outside wall, and into the phone box – and I haven’t felt like messing with it, and b) the last time the room got wallpapered, they just papered around it, so there’s a big square hole in the wallpaper behind the phone.

        I don’t have voice service on my landline. The line it’s hooked to only does DSL. There’s no dial tone on the phone, but you can listen to my Internet on it because there’s nowhere to put a DSL filter in because no modular jacks.

    3. Jen

      I still have rotary phones! Granted, they’re not hooked up to anything currently, but perhaps one day they will be again. 🙂

      There is something tangibly satisfying about dialing a number on those and listening to the noise it makes as the dial rotates back to home position.

      1. Swerve

        Pfft. Rotary phones! Cybertron adopted mobile phones with keypads over ten million years ago! Next you’ll tell me your planet still uses cable television, asphalt highways, fiat currency based on reserve banking or chlorinated swimming pools!

        1. Gadgeteer Smashwidget

          and what do you prefer over asphalt, o mighty Transformer?

        2. Deanatay

          Tempered glass with built-in solar power generation and smart lights for on-the-fly traffic direction?
          http://www.solarroadways.com/intro.shtml

        3. gwalla

          Not if they’re smart.

        4. xKiv

          Levitation?

        5. Swerve

          Ferrous highways, complete with magnetic suspension, and Guardian Droids directing traffic. You’ve never truly driven down a freeway, until you’ve been to Nyon. And I’m not kidding about chlorinated pools. Those are breeding grounds for Scraplets.

  20. Null Set

    This is why I like Billie. She is straightforward enough to not just laugh at Joyce when she doesn’t know something.

  21. Wonder Wig

    The real trick is teaching your booty to take a message.

  22. Swerve

    Rung would have a field day with the way Billie assumes that everything either a) revolves completely around her, b) is all related to intercourse or c) revolves completely around having intercourse with her. 😉

    Got some interesting news from the Lost Light. Bluestreak’s helping me out now that we’ve taken on a larger crew. He’s my assistant bartender and the ship’s official “entertainments officer”. So he’s been arranging poetry slams, karaoke night, showings of Earth movies, and uploading comic books he downloaded on Earth to a select mailing list.

    1. Aizat

      Bluestreak? That chatterbox? BTW, what ever happened to the coffin the Lost Light brought in?

      1. Swerve

        I believe the appropriate phrase is “Spoilers”!

        Seriously, buy “Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye” issue 30 to find out!

        1. Aizat

          Oh right, sorry. By the way, I never heard of this Riptide fellow before, is he on the level?

        2. Swerve

          No good sir, he’s been sent by the devil!

          Heh, sorry, Bluestreak was showing us “Simpsons” episodes recently. That monorail song is a real audio-receptor worm, isn’t it?

          Yeah, Riptide’s great. He and his fellow Hydrobots came in real handy when we were fighting those Ammonite creeps. And he helped me and Crosscut run the “crewditions”, though I don’t think Riptide’s fuel pump was in it. He’s a real loyal Autobot and a valuable member of the Lost Light’s crew. Unlike a certain genocidal tyrant who somehow finagled himself into becoming co-captain, that I could mention. Have I mentioned how much I distrust Megatron yet today? Because this whole “co-captain” thing of his is obviously part of an intricate scheme to defeat the Autobots from within, murder Optimus Prime and conquer the galaxy! Just you guys wait!

        3. Swerve

          That last part came out way too Italic-y. Ultra Magnus would blow a gasket if he saw that the italics I’d intended for The Lost Light somehow spilled over to the rest of the comment. I blame your planet’s primitive computer languages. :p

        4. Aizat

          Nah, don’t worry about it. Unlike Magnus, I’m not too retentive about grammar. Then again, I never Autobots are so particular about punctuations. What’s this about the semi-colon I hear about?

        5. Swerve

          Hey, deleting that semi-colon saved over half the Cybertronians who survived the war! Three cheers for Tailgate, and to Ultra Magnus for forcing Tailgate to study like a college student cramming for finals! (Bluestreak’s shown us “Animal House”.)

        6. Bill

          Hey, you two, get a room!!

    2. Cybersnark

      I get the feeling Rung would have a field day with everyone in this comic.

      1. Swerve

        True, but Rung would find some members of the cast much more, shall we say, interesting to analyze, than others. 😉

  23. Kernanator

    Billie still hasn’t done anything to make me not believe she’s the dorm’s Psyduck.

    1. Gigafreak

      They are both even wearing yellow

      It must be true

  24. ProfessorBlind

    I’d never refer to mine as a ‘charging cord for the DS’ but far be it from me to criticize Sal for her choice of euphemism

    1. Ocbrad1

      +1

    2. Gigafreak

      DS totally stands for Delightful Socket

  25. A5PECT

    Billie may be getting a little rusty. Booty calls usually involve the removal of clothing, rather than putting more on.

    Well, sometimes it can be the former. Sal does like to wear a lot of leather, after all.

    1. Yotomoe

      Don’t imply that sometimes sex is kinkier with a top on.
      Either that or maybe she’s putting it on so she can dynamically take it off mid cowgirl.

      1. Thanks, I'll Have Another!

        Billie would know a thing or two about that, to be sure. Especially where Danny’s concerned.

  26. Nono

    I misread that fourth panel as ‘putting a phone up someone’s butt’.

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      That would be one awkward visit to the emergancy ward if booty calls did work like that.

    2. Wizard

      I’m pretty sure that’s not quite how phone sex is supposed to work.

  27. newllend

    Ethan booty: STOP CALLING ME!

    1. AgentKeen

      I’M IN THE BATHROOM, GOSH!
      -FRRT-

      1. Aizat

        Well, we can safely say that Ethan’s booty is talking out of his ass.

        1. Gigafreak

          He’s an aspiring comedian, remember? It’s his impression of Jim Carey!

      2. thinkingofthechildren

        I am ashamed that this sophomoric fart joke made me laugh harder than Willis’ well crafted comic…yet…here we are.

    2. Deanatay

      Ethan’s Body: STOP CALLING ME I’m waiting for Jacob’s body to call… c’mon, ring… ring… RING RING RING RING…

  28. AgentKeen

    See, I was approaching the alt-text from the wrong direction. ‘I mean, they’d get the 69, I think, so does he mean the star is an anus or something?’

    Then I realized it was the actual use of star69, which I’m not sure I know even though I’m old enough, because I never liked phones or using them. My cellphone is pretty much a watch.

    1. The1exile

      I only know the fatboy slim song star 69. Didn’t even know it had an alternate meaning.

      1. gwalla

        There’s a Fatboy Slim tune by that name? I know there’s an REM one…

  29. Bill

    Love the way that Joyce’s huge baby-blues shrink down to the size of pencil erasers in the last panel.  And this seems to be a common occurrence when she finds herself thinking about things that she thinks she shouldn’t be thinking of….

  30. Chris Phoenix

    Joyce _REALLY_ needs to hear this song:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NicfLmpYuy8

    It’s a very clever song about how to keep your virginity (technically)…
    It’s NSFW, and probably offensive to fundamentalists.

    1. Kelvandil

      Offensive? They practice it!

  31. Pyr05

    Hey lookit! Joyce got one!

  32. Aizat

    You know, I’m glad I understand what a bootie call is before I went to college. Thank you, Western movies.

    1. Animal

      I’m glad I understood what a bootie call was before the term entered mainstream American slang. Thank you, summer of 1978.

      1. Gigafreak

        Yes, your glory years of sailing the seven seas on a pirate ship, and shouting out to alert your crewmates when you discovered the treasue: the booty call.

        1. Animal

          The treasure’s name was Mary.

        2. The Candyman

          One of these days you’re going to have to write a memoir.

  33. MrSirk

    Okay, Joyce knows waaay more than she lets on.

    1. Aizat

      So, she’s a Salarian?

      1. Don't Mind Me

        The very model of a scientist Salarian.

        1. Aizat

          But it’s Joyce.

        2. Roborat

          I tired to make something work with the Major General song, but failed miserably.

  34. Nanibeth

    oh god please don’t say “wouldn’t get the *-69 reference”. That makes me feel sad and old.

    1. Rutee

      Old is 65.

      1. Bill

        Whew!!  I’m safe by 5.4 years.

      2. Roborat

        65 is the new 40.

        1. Rutee

          I think you have to grow up in an elephant graveyard like Florida to be saying it? Most people seem to still say 40.

    2. Mc

      Can’t blame Willis for not taking the chance after the vibrator-incident.

      1. Gigafreak

        I think “these kids” means Joyce and Billie. In the age of smartphones, caller ID and redial, *69 is pretty obsolete.

  35. Ridureyu

    I refuse to believe that Danny is more sexually knowledgeable than Joyce.

    Danny is a virgin.

    Even if Danny had sex, he would still be a virgin.

    1. 3oranges

      Not if: http://www.dumbingofage.com/2012/comic/book-3/01-if-the-shoes-split/bandaid/

      1. Ridureyu

        Exactly. Danny is still a virgin. He would dan sex up so much that it doesn’t count.

        1. Ridureyu

          Danny doesn’t have a penis. Just a frowny face.

        2. Yotomoe

          When Danny tried to have sex with Dorothy his junk just veered out of the way like one of those cartoon keys that doesn’t wanna go in the keyhole.

        3. gwalla

          That reminds me of something (NSFW)

    2. tinfoil theory

      Virginity is a state of mind.

      In this universe, Danny is not a virgin.

  36. Jason

    I’m amused that Billie thinks that Danny is in Sal’s league.

    1. luxlucis

      He is! Multiversally even!

      1. Jason

        Eh, different universe, different Sal, a much different relationship, for which the words “booty call” don’t apply, at least in my book.

    2. Yotomoe

      Billie thought Danny was at least in her own league. At least for a brief lapse in judgement.

      1. Rutee

        This league nonsense makes even less sense than the sports it’s named after, but I’m pretty sure turning Billie down makes Danny the one who’s out of her league.

        1. Coco

          Whenever Leagues and the like are brought up, I always think of this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR6sxFBm1P8

        2. Rutee

          So the motto of the video is that tiers are for people of taste?

        3. Jason

          But Billie knows that Danny didn’t turn her down because she isn’t hot enough, he did it because he was protecting her from herself! *eye-roll*

      2. Jason

        I’m equally amused that Billie thinks she’s hotter than Sal.

        1. Yotomoe

          Come on Jason. I know you and Sal are an item, but we all know Billie’s got it goin’ on.

    3. Kodra

      To be perfectly fair, Sal sure does seem to like the taste of wonderbread, as exhibited in her interactions with Jason, who may be the only man on the entire IU campus whiter than Danny.

      1. Jason

        That’s a good point, although at least Jason has a spine.

  37. Ancestral Hamster

    Billie is like the Anti-Relationship counselor: she just getting everything all wrong.

  38. Orangey

    It shows that Joyce has come a long way when she doesn’t freak out over Billie mentioning ‘casual sex’ and instead makes a joke about tushies. Woo Joyce!

  39. All-purpose guru

    Hell, he never got any from Sal in the Walkyverse and he was DATING her. If he gets some now it will just show how twisted Willis really is.

  40. ANeM

    So, how long until someone tells Amber about Dannys “Booty Call” with Sal and she flips right off the deepend again?

    1. Betty Anne

      I expect Joyce is going to mention it casually as soon as she sees her (since she was willing to ask everyone to borrow a strap-on without knowing what one was), and Billie’s not going to stop her because she’s not going to know any better. :/

      1. Gigafreak

        Danny informed Billie that Amazi-Girl is his girlfriend.

        Billie believes Amazi-Girl is Sal.

        Therefore, Danny arrived at Billie&Sal’s room to see his girlfriend.

        1. Catullus

          But since then, Danny discovered that Amazi-Girl is actually Amber.

        2. John

          But Billie doesn’t know that.

        3. Gigafreak

          Hell, Amber even told Billie and Billie refused to believe it.

  41. Kschenke

    So Amber is going to hear this all from Joyce and stop talking to Danny because she’ll think he gave up on her.

    Ugh. I hate knowing how good a chance there is of that happening.

    On the other hand, Joyce is doing really well right now even though she knows someone she knows might be having sex.

    1. Argon

      At this point I think pre-marital hanky-panky is water under the bridge for her.

    2. Gigafreak

      Presuming Joyce has a reason to talk to Amber in the first place. Joyce kind of dislikes Amber due to Ethan-related jealousy, if memory serves.

      1. David M Willis

        Plus Danny and Amber aren’t dating, Danny and Amazi-Girl are.

        1. The Candyman

          So Danny can only get it up when she’s wearing a costume?

        2. nothri

          Hey man, don’t judge him. Everybody’s got their own kinks.

        3. nothri

          Did…Did…Did David Willis just make a “Amber isn’t really Amazigirl teehee” joke? I think we’ve just seen a sign of the Apocalypse!

        4. David M Willis

          ….no….?

          I’m saying Joyce wouldn’t tell Amber anything about Danny because JOYCE DOES NOT KNOW SHE IS DANNY’S GIRLFRIEND, WHO IS AMAZI-GIRL.

        5. John

          Does Joyce even know that Amazi-Girl is Danny’s girlfriend?

  42. James Rye

    If Danny really ends up sleeping with Sal….. I’m not sure how I should react to that.

    1. hof1991

      Sal does have a history of paying her tutors and Danny would be better for her than hate fucks with Jason. Still hope it doesn’t go there.

  43. Chris

    I’m loving the phrase “thank you please” here.

    Also, Billie’s “That’s not that far off, actually.”: Indeed, only inches away…

  44. Angel

    ha, it’s like she’s five…

  45. Tenn

    “I even know a booty call when I don’t see one.”

  46. OmegaDez

    I smell gossip and misunderstandings in the near future.

  47. FuryOfFirestorm

    Not to be confused with butt-dialling.

    1. Axel

      Her guess was pretty close to butt-dialing, though.

  48. CommentSpawn

    I know what *69 is! I’m 23, so no idea if you were thinking of my age as a kid or not.

  49. nothri

    “I would have thought it was like, phoning up someone’s butt or something”

    …..you know, when I first read that line last night, my brain interpreted it in the worst way possible. As in someone’s phone was currently lodged in a very painful and unfortunate space.

  50. Seerow

    I’m confused as to how Billie thought Sal getting dressed made this situation into an obvious booty call.

  51. Kani

    Oh man. I had forgotten all about *69.

  52. BrokenEye, True False Prophet

    No, Joyce, that’s butt dialing

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