I can think of like 3 crazy ex girlfriend songs that could work here. Maybe most fitting is ‘we should definitely not have sex right now’
motorfirebox
This is a safe space! We don’t shame anybody for their weird, super-gross sex fantasies that probably have deep psychological implications for why they’re a total failure as a person.
Guys, guys! We can have ALL of those. Amber and Danny are keeping Faz restrained atm and could just be leaving class, and Mike could just happen to show up. It would be glorious.
Oh good. I know this won’t last until the inevitable Full Burnout, but for now, good. Though if this includes Dotty sleeping and maybe eating some more soon, even better.
Possibly. To me it reads more like “because we are on pause we are not responsible for the other’s actions.” Not, “at no point in our relationship were we” etc.
Leorale
I think they normally feel very responsible for each other’s actions, which is stressful and a trap for them in general. This is different, and a relief.
Bit of an odd question… the new Joyce character design, when viewed on Twitter, has no background, but it does when viewed on the embedded Twitter feed on the DOA website. Clicking on the tweet in the feed to go directly to it takes me to the backgroundless version. Right click to view the embedded version and it has a background.
It probably just depends on how the Twitter backend processes transparency when it makes the smaller version. Do both methods take you fo exactly the same image URL?
Wait, it’s not just the white box disappearing, there’s actually drawn background that disappears between versions! That’s really weird.
Either the background version was replaced with the transparent one after it was posted, or the original upload was a layered file that didn’t get handled properly.
Cattleprod
The version on Tumblr doesn’t have a background either, but the version with a background still appears on the embedded feed close to 24 hours later.
Nothing against you personally, Rosicrucian, but can we…can we, like, get a censor on this phrase as well? So it’d be like, “Well they don’t call it ‘T-Rex.'”
My point with my initial comment was that “not called Smarting of Age” feels pretty played out by this point. However, that was rude to post in response to you using the phrase.
FacelessDeviant
Classics never go out of style 🙂
Inahc
It’s a good phrase, bront! 😉
(personally I have mixed feelings about the suggestion)
Yeah, I’m sure it will be SUCH an uncommon occurrence that someone’s making out in the elevator. As long as they don’t make Ruth get the hose, they are in the clear.
Yay cause hey Dottie you’re not supposed to throw away your support group in stressful situations. You can’t pause a husband and kids when you’re Lady Prez
*cut to shot of dorothy looking stoned, welcoming the supreme leader of north korea to a peace treaty signing, only to fall over snoring while signing*
Every time someone mentions that medicine I have to think of when someone cooked chicken in Nyquil, ate two pieces, and finally made a smoothie of the third piece, the nyquil broth, and some whiskey.
146 thoughts on “Pushed”
Ana Chronistic
“I AM JUST PURSING MY LIPS I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU HAPPEN TO LEAN INTO THEM”
“WELL I AM JUST GETTING A HUGE BONER I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU HAPPEN TO MOUNT IT”
“OK WE ARE IN AGREEMENT”
Stu
…and now I’m thinking of Bart and Lisa with the arm-spinning/air-kicking fight. Not the best thought given this comic.
Saucistophe
Boners make you think of Bart and Lisa?
Weird
TheHorseCouncil
I can think of like 3 crazy ex girlfriend songs that could work here. Maybe most fitting is ‘we should definitely not have sex right now’
motorfirebox
This is a safe space! We don’t shame anybody for their weird, super-gross sex fantasies that probably have deep psychological implications for why they’re a total failure as a person.
Delicious Taffy
And ain’t it a boon.
Ragnarok
Yeah, someone’s getting a surprise when the elevator opens. A nickel says it’s Mike.
Hoodiecrow
Or Amber, full of respect for Walky on account of his decision to stop dating Dorothy to give her a chance at the life she wants
Dibullba
I am seeing Faz in the future. He will surely hope to get involved.
cbwroses
I want it to be Danny simply because of his snarky remark when he found out they were broken up.
Sunny
Guys, guys! We can have ALL of those. Amber and Danny are keeping Faz restrained atm and could just be leaving class, and Mike could just happen to show up. It would be glorious.
ValdVin
Eeeeeeeeee!
To the roof!
Doctor_Who
About to join the 5 Floor High Club.
Or however tall Read is.
Deanatay
Man, we blew all the good ‘Love In An Elevator’ jokes yesterday…
Regalli
Oh good. I know this won’t last until the inevitable Full Burnout, but for now, good. Though if this includes Dotty sleeping and maybe eating some more soon, even better.
Cattleprod
Free will is an illusion! All glory to the elevator!
Doctor_Who
The elevator is the ultimate shipper! It’s will is law!
Nanchatte
It’s Willis Law!
adjudicus
+1 internets for that pun
TooOldToBeCool
That Logic 101 class is working pretty well for them.
Reaver
CaaannnnNnN YOU fEEEL the loooove toniiiiight~ The peace the Elevatoooor bRIIIiIiIIngs~!
cbwroses
The rise and fall in Perrrrfect harmony with aaaalllll our Hip thruSTings!
Cmd1095
I’m dying lmao
Barduwulf
Reeeeeaaallly hope Faz isn’t somehow in the elevator too.
MoadDib
He’s not in the tags, I’m sure it’s safe… probably.
Stephen Bierce
Just A Song Before I Go
To whom it may concern
Travelin’ twice the Speed of Sound
It’s easy to get burned…
Passchendaele
wait
what if Joyce pressed the down button. XD
Arawn
Well, Sex ed. has to happen at some point.
Yumi
Elevator isn’t the only thing that’s going up.
Ozzi
Hit the right buttons and it won’t be the only thing going down either
Vee
did this make anyone else think of the crazy ex girlfriend season 2 theme song?
Twitcher
BLAM! *Stares at you for just a beat too long*
Mada
Elevator door opens and Faz is there to say “I have no objections to a three-way provided my penis does not come into contact with yours.”
Also slipshine when?
Chronos
A true Dumbing of Age experience
Pink Freud
Beautiful sexy chaos.
Yumi
Also, YOU WERE NEVER RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OTHER’S ACTIONS.
*YELLS AT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS VIA THE INTERNET*
Mr. Random
I think this is them understanding that.
Yumi
Possibly. To me it reads more like “because we are on pause we are not responsible for the other’s actions.” Not, “at no point in our relationship were we” etc.
Leorale
I think they normally feel very responsible for each other’s actions, which is stressful and a trap for them in general. This is different, and a relief.
Dana
I reacted the same way.
Bagge
I KNOW, RIGHT!!!
CJ
Yeah.
Cattleprod
Bit of an odd question… the new Joyce character design, when viewed on Twitter, has no background, but it does when viewed on the embedded Twitter feed on the DOA website. Clicking on the tweet in the feed to go directly to it takes me to the backgroundless version. Right click to view the embedded version and it has a background.
Needfuldoer
It probably just depends on how the Twitter backend processes transparency when it makes the smaller version. Do both methods take you fo exactly the same image URL?
Needfuldoer
Wait, it’s not just the white box disappearing, there’s actually drawn background that disappears between versions! That’s really weird.
Either the background version was replaced with the transparent one after it was posted, or the original upload was a layered file that didn’t get handled properly.
Cattleprod
The version on Tumblr doesn’t have a background either, but the version with a background still appears on the embedded feed close to 24 hours later.
avistel
SLURP SLURP SLURP
Rosicrucian
Well they don’t call it “Smarting of Age.”
Yumi
Nothing against you personally, Rosicrucian, but can we…can we, like, get a censor on this phrase as well? So it’d be like, “Well they don’t call it ‘T-Rex.'”
Because they do not.
Yumi
This was kind of a jerk reply, sorry.
Rosicrucian
I’m honestly not knocking it.
College kids make mistakes.
The comic would be boring without them.
Yumi
Hm? I meant my reply?
My point with my initial comment was that “not called Smarting of Age” feels pretty played out by this point. However, that was rude to post in response to you using the phrase.
FacelessDeviant
Classics never go out of style 🙂
Inahc
It’s a good phrase, bront! 😉
(personally I have mixed feelings about the suggestion)
Jhon
… but for me, it was Wednesday.
Clif
They don’t call it Smarting of Age, but for me it was Wednesday. Hm. Let me get back to you.
Sunny
My understanding is that Mike would not be opposed to some bondage and a whip, so at least one character is into smarting.
Raibean
It starts with f
Ivy
Dorothy has a choking fetish
Kazumi
When you click on the video to pause but it doesn’t
Keulen
It’s gonna be pretty awkward for whoever is waiting for that elevator.
Yumi
Unless it’s Mike. Not sure if things even CAN be awkward for Mike.
Jhon
In the entire whole history of the Willisverse, has Mike ever been nonplussed?
Bagge
In college?
Yeah, I’m sure it will be SUCH an uncommon occurrence that someone’s making out in the elevator. As long as they don’t make Ruth get the hose, they are in the clear.
ValdVin
Joyce–“Is that a new standpipe?”
Ruth–“Yep, right next to the elevator.”
Joyce–“Where the fudge are we, the Iriquois Theater? Don’t the sprinklers work?”
Ruth–“Oh, this is for a different kind of emergency.”
Sarah-2
Yay cause hey Dottie you’re not supposed to throw away your support group in stressful situations. You can’t pause a husband and kids when you’re Lady Prez
Yumi
“Presidents don’t take sick days; presidents take NyQuil Severe.”
tirachokko
*cut to shot of dorothy looking stoned, welcoming the supreme leader of north korea to a peace treaty signing, only to fall over snoring while signing*
Sunny
Every time someone mentions that medicine I have to think of when someone cooked chicken in Nyquil, ate two pieces, and finally made a smoothie of the third piece, the nyquil broth, and some whiskey.
Tacos
And suddenly the elevator breaks down and gets stuck while Faz somehow manages to get inside…
Bicycle Bill