Goose
Posted on June 26, 2012 by David M Willis

68 thoughts on “Goose”

  1. Jen Aside

    How about jack-off… wait

    1. Blob Marley

      Finally, something they can do together!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        The couple that jacks together, STAYS together…

        1. Yotomoe

          They’re gonna Jack it on a busy intersection in California

        2. waldosan

          this has gone too-jack-far…

        3. Random Guy

          Wait until she falls off of his beanstalk.

        4. Riku

          In front of Aslan? D:

    2. TomatoClone

      That would be too easy

    3. David

      Oh thank god you’re alive!

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        …and the thumbs up makes the comment even more meaningful.

      2. artemi71

        I too was beginning to wonder…

    4. Vabolo

      It’s Wacky!

  2. Wonder Wig

    Walky is a Jack of all shit.

  3. Michael

    Well he could have been jacking-off! hohoho. I am so very very sorry

    1. Tom T.

      That’s what he meant by “jack-shit.” He was multi-tasking.

  4. Blob Marley

    That smile is familiar. I want a girl to smile at me like that. Le sigh.

    1. Yotomoe

      don’t worry Penelope. Your Pepe will come

  5. Raine

    Is that a face or a cup?

    Walky has the best shirts.

    1. Wack'd

      It’s Monkey Master’s face with the caption “ARE NOT MONKEY”.

      1. Wack'd

        “APE NOT MONKEY”, sorry.

        Yay! Old-continuity and Transformers references rolled into one!

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I made the same mistake too.

        2. Shadlyn Wolfe

          Am I the only one who thought of the Librarian from Discworld’s Unseen University?

        3. Cybersnark

          I’m thinking of George of the Jungle.

          “Ape not monkey. Ape ape.”

      2. Aizat

        Which somehow reminds me of Dave the Barbarian.

        1. Yotomoe

          NOT A MONKEY!!!!

        2. waldosan

          bejabbers!

        3. waldosan

          i’m thinking that this is going to escalate pretty damn fast.

    2. Aria

      It’s Monkey Master (who happens to be an ape.)

  6. Aizat

    The only thing you rule is jack and shit. And Jack just left town.

  7. Uniqueantique

    Walky’s shirt appears to have Monkey Master on it. With Terry Pratchett’s Librarian’s famous quote, ‘ape not moneky’. Expressed as ‘ook’.

    1. Shadlyn Wolfe

      Hooray! I should have read down further!

  8. Plasma Mongoose

    I zoomed in on Walky’s shirt, enhanced it photoshop style and it appears to say “ARE NOT MONKEY”

    1. Plasma Mongoose

      Err APE not ARE.

    2. Heimdallw32

      Zoom.
      Enhance.

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnhanceButton

  9. Sensedog

    Happy comic is happy.

  10. Yotomoe

    Walky, a female has her arms around your neck. Your not getting the putty in her hand routine right!!! Comedy 101!!

  11. Aizat

    Hey, what a coincidence. I have nothing to do today as well.

    1. Yotomoe

      It seems that NOW Walky has someting to do, though

      1. begbert2

        By which you mean, someone.

  12. Plasma Mongoose

    Why is today’s comic called GOOSE, I don’t see anyone goosing anyone.

    1. Aizat

      I was hoping that tomorrow’s comic will be called Duck.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Either that or GANDER. 😀

        …and there seems to be missing some tags (dorothy, walky)

        1. Plasma Mongoose

          I spoke too soon again… 😛

      2. corporatebastard

        Or perhaps Egg (Goose Egg = nothing because it looks like a zero)

        Why do I feel like I’ve over explained a dull joke?

      3. Roborat

        As long as it is not MAVERICK.

    2. Sensedog

      You might just have to wait another comic or two for that.

    3. shadowMobster

      Someone’s probably about to get goosed.

    4. Yotomoe

      well that just goose to show you, ya gotta red the comic thoroughly to get the title.

  13. Uniqueantique

    As in ‘wild goose chase’?. Methinks Dorothy can’t take a hint. But if we wait a bit…Walky is about as subtle as an iron falling on your head.

    1. Yotomoe

      unfortunately he’s also about as dense as an iron falling on your head…at least when it comes to females.

      1. Plasma Mongoose

        Will Dotty be able to compete with McNuggets? Tune in next time to find out.

        1. Yotomoe

          “It’s not a fair choice! There’s only one of you and fifty of them!

  14. Resne

    He’s got the talking thing down pretty well by now.

    1. Andiemus

      It’s amazing what a liberal application of tongue can do for speech difficulties.

      1. Resne

        Maybe we should be investing in makeout therapy for dyslexic patients. I don’t see any complaints from those being treated.

        1. Kernanator

          That’s a fantastic idea.

  15. Steve Horton

    Trukk not munky.

    1. Aizat

      He’s an ape. Monkey Master, I mean.

  16. Furie

    This comic brought to you by Jackthreads.

  17. bintswayd

    Walky’s face in panel one kinda looks evil, his words fit perfectly with the sinister look too.

    1. Historyman68

      Looks a bit more vacant than evil to me.

      1. begbert2

        It’s the eyes – rather than the tops angling in towards each other like weebles with a crush on each other as usual, they’re leaning away from each other like weebles harboring severe misgivings about each other’s company. Which -and you won’t be able to unsee this- gives them a sharply downturned angle on their inner side, suggesting very, very sharply angled evil eyebrows.

        Walky has gone over to the dark side.

  18. Rob

    As long as they don’t do any of this shit in new jack city.

  19. Kirt Dankmyer

    Willis, you can see how far you’ve come, artistically, in that last panel… Dorothy’s body language there is so very expressive (and adorable)…

    1. artemi71

      Someone else noticed! I popped into the comments to mention that last panel is perhaps the most expressive yet!

      1. Krashthemystro

        I know it’s so natural looking!

  20. Krashthemystro

    For new relationship,they are so at ease with each other, thats gotta be a good sign.

  21. Grassy Noel

    Jack high

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