No more than 3 times a day. Things can get problematic after that.
tom
I’m pretty sure that if you actually masturbate, it resets the counter, so you can make more masturbation references. Hmm, one more masturbation reference, and I’m at quota. Ooops, that’s three. I’ll be back in a while.
Palmetto
Just as long as the quota is limited to references, not actions.
They’re called Malvinas actually. And I hope you’re being ironic. Even in Buenos Aires we’re freezing our snakey off.
Derek
Seeing as this website is in the English language, then they are the Falkland Islands. Las Malvinas is the spanish name for them, and therefore neither is incorrect. Please don’t try and start a second Falklands war on a webcomic comment page =/
Mkvenner
Ok, first I disagree with you on the name and sovereignty of the islands and i do not wish to get into an arguement over it. Second it’s a joke. I know full well that it is winter in the southern hemisphere at this time.
However it is late winter/early spring in the southern hemisphere in the comic.
Fred
Was feeling cranky this morning, sorry.
Spring can still get pretty cold down there too anyways 😛
CURSE YOUR GIVING THE ILLUSION OF DYSGRAPHIA, THUS CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO WRITE THIS LENGTHY RESPONSE TO YOUR CORRECTION OF MY ORIGINAL CURSING OF YOUR DYSGRAPHIA!
Mkvenner
It was a Hot Fuzz reference. Sorry.
DeWeese07
… I don’t watch art films.
Mkvenner
It’s a action-comedy film by the same people who made Shaun of the Dead.
DeWeese07
i know lol… but since I’m american that would make it a “foreign” film and therefore an “art” film… my jokes are even MORE lame on the internet than in person *sigh*
tahrey
Imagine all of your favourite american buddy cop / action movies rolled up into one big ball of delicious stupid with a slight touch of the office / python / mr bean at the same time.
because that is after all pretty much what they were going for
you’ll be happy to know, they have locks on the other side now
Pat
When I lived on that, the doors had locks on both sides so you could lock your suite mates out of your room if desired. Of course, it had the flaw of also allowing you to accidentally (or on purpose, I s’pose) lock your roommate in the bathroom.
In three years, I rarely saw them used, but then I never had a suite mate quite like Joyce.
meaning you could still technically lock Joyce out, but you’d also be locking her out of the shared bathroom. Which is probably against the rules, so then Ruth would have to come in and steal your femurs.
Pat
Going in to your suite mates’ room uninvited by sneaking in through the bathroom is probably also against the rules.
tahrey
The more I hear of this sort of thing, the more I’m glad that the shared-room dormitory idea never managed to cross the atlantic. It’s clearly the product of a deranged and sadistic mind.
Particularly sharing one bathroom between two already-shared rooms. It’s bad enough having one of them in a 4-bed house conversion where you’ve all happily agreed to live together there, 1 person (or 1 dating couple…) to a room, and the bedrooms (and bathroom) all have separate doors onto the hallway. Or person-to-a-room dorms with a big shared bathroom block (…actually quite a friendly affair despite a 6:1 room:toilet ratio).
But what’s illustrated here (and, I know, the reality of US universities) would be one of my visions of hell.
Bunk beds, seriously? For people who in most places are old enough to drink, smoke, drive, vote, take out a mortgage, model for adult magazines, get married, etc? That sort of thing should be confined to hostels and the military.
David
Loft beds are awesome. Losing them is the worst thing about having a wife. I mean, c’mon. Ladders! LADDERS.
241 thoughts on “Wakey”
Mkvenner
Gaaah!
David Herbert
Right in her FAAACE!
Hinoron
I thought Sal had the top bunk later on. No?
Plasma Mongoose
Wakey Wakey, hands off snakey!
iSaidCandleja-
Is that reference to masturbation or something? We’ve had quite enough of that this week.
Kernanator
You can never have enough masturbation references.
Nichan
That is the most perfect image for that statement. <3
Plasma Mongoose
You have a quota on masturbation references?
iSaidCandleja-
No more than 3 times a day. Things can get problematic after that.
tom
I’m pretty sure that if you actually masturbate, it resets the counter, so you can make more masturbation references. Hmm, one more masturbation reference, and I’m at quota. Ooops, that’s three. I’ll be back in a while.
Palmetto
Just as long as the quota is limited to references, not actions.
Animal
Seems like a polite version of the classic Army wake-up shout, “drop your cocks and grab your socks!”
tahrey
“hands off cocks, on with socks”?
though i have heard yours, just mangled the other way round by a confused foreigner-character in a manga…
tahrey
that avatar is curiously close to how i’d choose to cartoon myself, except for a couple of minor genetic details… so, 8/10?
Jenny Creed
We need one of those for ladies too. High and dry, hands off vaj? I dunno.
Rowen Morland
Snakes have no hands.
Kernanator
It means hand off of the snakey.
Zem
I love you.
Naraktu Shinobu Mocha Latte
My snakey is a spitting cobra. It spits a LOT of venom.
Henry
Aaah! Joyce knows where you live!
Plasma Mongoose
But is that a good thing?
Mkvenner
No.
gangler
Pretty far from good.
Mkvenner
I hear that the Falkland Islands are lovely this time of year.
Fred
They’re called Malvinas actually. And I hope you’re being ironic. Even in Buenos Aires we’re freezing our snakey off.
Derek
Seeing as this website is in the English language, then they are the Falkland Islands. Las Malvinas is the spanish name for them, and therefore neither is incorrect. Please don’t try and start a second Falklands war on a webcomic comment page =/
Mkvenner
Ok, first I disagree with you on the name and sovereignty of the islands and i do not wish to get into an arguement over it. Second it’s a joke. I know full well that it is winter in the southern hemisphere at this time.
However it is late winter/early spring in the southern hemisphere in the comic.
Fred
Was feeling cranky this morning, sorry.
Spring can still get pretty cold down there too anyways 😛
Aizat
Joyce sees you in your nightmares.
Mkvenner
She knows when your awake.
MM
She knows if you’ve been bad or good, so be good or she’ll hire Mike to punch you.
Pagannerd
You better not shout, you better not cry, ’cause crying only encourages him…
Stephen
Joyce Brown sits inside your head
Joyce Brown lives among the dead
Joyce Brown see you in your bed–
Wait, wrong rhyme, sorry.
Confuzor
Suddenly….JOYCE!
Lokitsu
Similar to having a cat, except less hairballs and more proselytizing.
Mkvenner
And the difference being?……
Ancestral Hamster
The hairballs are less disgusting.
Awktype
Locks.
Locks on doors are nice.
David
Joyce and Billie’s rooms are connected by a half-bath, which has doors that you can only lock from the inside. Fun trivia!
Plasma Mongoose
OH SHI-
Aizat
OH SHI- is right. Joyce sees you, she who hides behind walls.
Mkvenner
OH SILT!
DeWeese07
CURSE YOUR DYSGRAPHIA!
Mkvenner
No that was on purpose.
DeWeese07
CURSE YOUR GIVING THE ILLUSION OF DYSGRAPHIA, THUS CAUSING ME TO HAVE TO WRITE THIS LENGTHY RESPONSE TO YOUR CORRECTION OF MY ORIGINAL CURSING OF YOUR DYSGRAPHIA!
Mkvenner
It was a Hot Fuzz reference. Sorry.
DeWeese07
… I don’t watch art films.
Mkvenner
It’s a action-comedy film by the same people who made Shaun of the Dead.
DeWeese07
i know lol… but since I’m american that would make it a “foreign” film and therefore an “art” film… my jokes are even MORE lame on the internet than in person *sigh*
tahrey
Imagine all of your favourite american buddy cop / action movies rolled up into one big ball of delicious stupid with a slight touch of the office / python / mr bean at the same time.
because that is after all pretty much what they were going for
Mkvenner
And that it not funny, cool, or cute.
sammy
you’ll be happy to know, they have locks on the other side now
Pat
When I lived on that, the doors had locks on both sides so you could lock your suite mates out of your room if desired. Of course, it had the flaw of also allowing you to accidentally (or on purpose, I s’pose) lock your roommate in the bathroom.
In three years, I rarely saw them used, but then I never had a suite mate quite like Joyce.
Mute
meaning you could still technically lock Joyce out, but you’d also be locking her out of the shared bathroom. Which is probably against the rules, so then Ruth would have to come in and steal your femurs.
Pat
Going in to your suite mates’ room uninvited by sneaking in through the bathroom is probably also against the rules.
tahrey
The more I hear of this sort of thing, the more I’m glad that the shared-room dormitory idea never managed to cross the atlantic. It’s clearly the product of a deranged and sadistic mind.
Particularly sharing one bathroom between two already-shared rooms. It’s bad enough having one of them in a 4-bed house conversion where you’ve all happily agreed to live together there, 1 person (or 1 dating couple…) to a room, and the bedrooms (and bathroom) all have separate doors onto the hallway. Or person-to-a-room dorms with a big shared bathroom block (…actually quite a friendly affair despite a 6:1 room:toilet ratio).
But what’s illustrated here (and, I know, the reality of US universities) would be one of my visions of hell.
Bunk beds, seriously? For people who in most places are old enough to drink, smoke, drive, vote, take out a mortgage, model for adult magazines, get married, etc? That sort of thing should be confined to hostels and the military.
David
Loft beds are awesome. Losing them is the worst thing about having a wife. I mean, c’mon. Ladders! LADDERS.
Jen Aside
Interesting. For security reasons, ours were lock from the room side, so it was quite possible to lock someone INSIDE the bathroom.
Joe
I’d be scared too, waking up to Joyce’s FAAAAAACE
Plasma Mongoose
Especially after being in the closet for so long.
Kernanator
With her penis.
I’m sorry, I had to do it.
Plasma Mongoose
It’s OK just as long as you used protection.
Kernanator
Of course I did! Trust me on this. I have the condom hat, after all.
Plasma Mongoose
So you have, that’s OK then. ^_^
tom
With your mom, for a nickel!
Aizat
Could be worse. Waking up to a clown wielding a chainsaw is worse that Joyce’s FAAAAAAACCCCEEEE!
Plasma Mongoose
No worse would be that clown WEARING Joyce’s FAAAAACE.
Aizat
Not bashing the artwork or anything but does anyone noticed the white void in Joyce’s mouth?
Plasma Mongoose
It looks the same as any other open mouth in DoA.
iSaidCandleja-
Where I’m from we call that “void” your teeth.
dchorror
Teeth usually has lines.