During out freshman year, one of my friend’s roommates (she went in blind and was in a quad) decided to have sex with her boyfriend on the top bunk while my friend was on the lower bunk trying to sleep.
My freshmen year saw me waking up one early morning, getting up to the bathroom, and literally tripping over my roommate’s friend and his new girlwhirl. They had snuck into my room since the couch was occupied, had sexy times, and went to sleep. Me, not knowing any of this, stepped on one of them, lost balance, and tripped over. Cue unpleasant experience and irritated reactions from all three of us.
I had the less sexy version of that. Military exercise and some ass went to sleep in front of the entrance to the sleeping tent. c. 0330 hrs and I try and move in quietly, and planted my boot right in their kidney. I turned around and went and slept by my truck. Win for me though. They didn’t wake me at reveille, and I slept until I _just_ caught breakfast. “Where were you soldier?” “At my truck sir.”
Steamweed
“Technically correct” is the best kind of correct when reporting to superiors. 😀
Note to self: become billionaire in order to commission picture of Joyce trying on a Megan Thee Stallion outfit while absolutely dying from embarrassment.
You know, with the zillion Sonic OCs in the universe, it occurs to me that there’s a non-zero chance that someone made a “Megan the Stallion” at some point, years before anyone ever heard of the artist.
The Doctor: Can I borrow your horse, please? It’s official marshal business.
The Preacher: He’s called Joshua. It’s from the Bible. It means ‘The Deliverer.’
The Doctor: No, he isn’t.
The Preacher: What?
The Doctor: I speak horse. He’s called Susan. And he wants you to respect his life choices.
Now I’m not saying it’s not possible, but either that OC creator needs some biology lessons, or (OC) Megan’s like Susan, there.
Knowing what I know of the internet, probably the latter.
It’s not. I always pronounce it “thee”– like in the line “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”– but I think it’s just supposed to be pronounced as a regular “the.”
ah ha! yes! ok, so megan is welsh and is a diminutive of margaret. which is latin for pearl. which is a homophone with purl, a kind of stitch in crochet. and the verb used to make a purl stitch would be purl. so therefore, you are either telling a horse, or someone you feel resembles a horse, to go crochet something, or you’ll beat them up
I like to interpret it as “Megan, thee stallion,” like “Megan, you stallion!” Like how someone might say, “Jared, you dog!” Or something. “Soos, you rapscallion!”
That was actually doing Walky a favor. They weren’t likely to have sex that night anyway since Walkman was uncomfortable with it.
Li
IIRC it was also petty revenge because it happened after the brunch with Raidah?
(I don’t doubt that Walky let it happen, though, rather than suggesting any alternatives, like seeing if Booster would be more amenable to being kicked out.)
HueSatLight
The people responsible for Walky not having sex, most responsible first:
1. Walky
2. Society
3. Walky
4. Lucy
5. Dorothy (in a quantum weather butterfly sort of way)
it is entirely reasonable not to be kicked out of her own room at 2 am. that’s not “just to amuse herself”.
Charles Phipps
Yes, it is because Jennifer would absolutely expect the same.
HueSatLight
cool goalposts. can’t wait to see the strips where Jennifer has sexiled Lucy or Sal out of their room at 2 am on schoolnight.
The reason Walky and Lucy didn’t have sex was because Walky always found an excuse not to have sex with her. If Jennifer hadn’t been there, presumably to grumble half-asleep that she wasn’t leaving, Walky would have blamed an upset stomach from all the pancakes he’d eaten to put off going home with Lucy.
There’s no indication that Jennifer was just sitting up awake and alert only refusing to leave the room just to amuse herself.
Sirksome
I feel like Jennifer gets mischaracterized by readers a lot. She’s narcissistic and petty sure, but she’s never really cruel, even to Walky. If it weren’t so early she’d likely clear out so Lucy could smash. She doesn’t seem to be impeding her and Jacob’s sexual activity. Also in this comic people regularly boot their roommates out as a physical gag when they’re horny. Lucy has done this too. So where is the line we’re drawing on sexile etiquette?
Charles Phipps
It’s not a goal post to point out Jennifer not doing what she’d expect in return is common courtesy.
But you didn’t say that. You’re just adding random sentences that are barely related to one another, without including the bridges connect them.
Nymph
“Jennifer blocked Walky and Lucy from having sex just to amuse herself.”
I think the part in bold is the part everyone is discussing.
Nymph
And for myself, the part I take issue with is the idea that leaving your bedroom at 2 in the morning so people can bang is “common courtesy”. I would tend to call that “uncommon courtesy” and also well within her rights.
Yumi
Yeah, like Jennifer might (*might*) expect that from Lucy if the situation were reversed, but that would be unreasonable on her part. And if she had done that in the past to Lucy and wouldn’t do that for her now, Lucy might have a point with going, “I did this for you,” but… none of that happened.
For real though, it’s very faux pas to be having so much sex that it disrupts your shared living space. If you don’t have your own house or apartment, sometimes you don’t get to have sex when you want, because the people living with you should not be forced to deal with that.
I feel like folks will side against Jen on this, but at this point it is starting to skirt on being a bit rude. I wouldn’t enjoy the feeling of a couple constantly going at it in our shared space. Maybe that makes me uncool.
people will still blame Jennifer for being upset at Lucy for this somehow. The comment turn hostile to Jennifer and Sarah when Lucy is around for some reason.
I don’t blame Jennifer for being upset, I just think it is very funny that she gets sexiled due to how she been acting lately and I am happy for Lucy and Jacob so I don’t really care.
This also implies Jacob isn’t holding up his end of the sexiling quota. Kick Ethan out every now and then, let untrustworthy Asher have to kick his hypothetical roommate out if he wants to fuck. It’s all part of the sex chain of life.
140 thoughts on “The”
darkoneko
You sure like to keep digging, Billiefer
shadowcell
grated, as cheese
Needfuldoer
It ain’t easy bein’ cheesy.
Deanatay
Too Gouda for this world, too Provalone
Deanatay
But, is it micro-plane grated? Cuz that shit really hurts.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Probably more coarsely grated. Rough edged like the rest of her.
Rose by Any other Name
Jennifer is as a fine parmesan.
NGPZ
Grated huh?
Let’s just hope this interaction don’t get too cheesy :p
Joey245
Ooh, that’s a gouda pun XD
JA
Billie is definitely not gruntled.
Laura
Whose grundle? How did we get onto the topic of grundles?
…Although, as she’s not getting much action lately, she probably is NOT grundled…
John Campbell
Not to be confused with “grateful”.
Tenzhi
Which clearly means “full of grates.” Like a sewer. Or a Batman-friendly ventilation system.
Sirksome
There should be dedicated sex areas so no one grates their roommates with non stop boning.
Yumi
During out freshman year, one of my friend’s roommates (she went in blind and was in a quad) decided to have sex with her boyfriend on the top bunk while my friend was on the lower bunk trying to sleep.
My friend managed to get a room transfer.
Aquila
I wouldn’t be me if I didn’t quote How I Met Your Mother here:
“It’s basic physics, Marshall, when the bottom bunk moves the top bunk moves too”
Steamweed
My freshmen year saw me waking up one early morning, getting up to the bathroom, and literally tripping over my roommate’s friend and his new girlwhirl. They had snuck into my room since the couch was occupied, had sexy times, and went to sleep. Me, not knowing any of this, stepped on one of them, lost balance, and tripped over. Cue unpleasant experience and irritated reactions from all three of us.
Decidedly Orthogonal
They brought you upon themselves.
I had the less sexy version of that. Military exercise and some ass went to sleep in front of the entrance to the sleeping tent. c. 0330 hrs and I try and move in quietly, and planted my boot right in their kidney. I turned around and went and slept by my truck. Win for me though. They didn’t wake me at reveille, and I slept until I _just_ caught breakfast. “Where were you soldier?” “At my truck sir.”
Steamweed
“Technically correct” is the best kind of correct when reporting to superiors. 😀
cain
I could see Roz organizing one of these. With free condoms and STI education.
Bedovian
Not grate I imagine
Thag Simmons
Megan thee Stallion is probably the artist on that list that would get the funniest reaction out of Joyce
Justnobodyfqwl
Note to self: become billionaire in order to commission picture of Joyce trying on a Megan Thee Stallion outfit while absolutely dying from embarrassment.
Decidedly Orthogonal
Indeed! bites lip ?
Roe
LMAO
Rose by Any other Name
I, meanwhile, am discovering Chappell Roan and wondering why I never heard about her before. She’s exactly the shit I love to sing.
Thag Simmons
She only really broke into the mainstream like a year ago
Nono
Hopefully they’re airing out the room at least!
drs
Between them, Amber, and Dina, it’s Stinking of Age.
audkitten
Tags are off. Joe is tagged but Jennifer is not. Joyce, however, is eternal
Taffy
Jennifer isn’t here right now.
Taffy
Megan the Stallion, like Sonic the Hedgehog?
Doctor_Who
You know, with the zillion Sonic OCs in the universe, it occurs to me that there’s a non-zero chance that someone made a “Megan the Stallion” at some point, years before anyone ever heard of the artist.
Dante
How dare. That’s her fursona
Aquila
The Doctor: Can I borrow your horse, please? It’s official marshal business.
The Preacher: He’s called Joshua. It’s from the Bible. It means ‘The Deliverer.’
The Doctor: No, he isn’t.
The Preacher: What?
The Doctor: I speak horse. He’s called Susan. And he wants you to respect his life choices.
Now I’m not saying it’s not possible, but either that OC creator needs some biology lessons, or (OC) Megan’s like Susan, there.
Knowing what I know of the internet, probably the latter.
Risky
It’s pronounced Thy or Thigh. I’m pretty sure it’s one of theese.
eh, whatever
That makes no sense.
Justnobodyfqwl
You can look up clips of her saying her own name, this is demonstrably not true.
Yumi
It’s not. I always pronounce it “thee”– like in the line “Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?”– but I think it’s just supposed to be pronounced as a regular “the.”
eh, whatever
Nonono, it’s just missing a comma. You see, when you hate a stallion, you say “megan thee, stallion, lest I should kick thine arse!”
morleuca
so megan is the verb?
morleuca
ah ha! yes! ok, so megan is welsh and is a diminutive of margaret. which is latin for pearl. which is a homophone with purl, a kind of stitch in crochet. and the verb used to make a purl stitch would be purl. so therefore, you are either telling a horse, or someone you feel resembles a horse, to go crochet something, or you’ll beat them up
Yumi
I like to interpret it as “Megan, thee stallion,” like “Megan, you stallion!” Like how someone might say, “Jared, you dog!” Or something. “Soos, you rapscallion!”
Derek
Assert dominance by staying in the room while they fuck, and criticize their performance.
John Campbell
I have a terrible suspicion that would end with, “… Shit, how are you two better at this than I am?”
Taffy
“Damn, I didn’t know my roomie could move like that.” [Furious note-taking]
Steamweed
“That’s a good pose. Please hold still. I can’t sketch that fast.”
(joyce knows she needs life drawing practice because all campus newspaper comic artists eventually produce r-rated slipshiny stuff. it’s in the regs.)
Charles Phipps
Jennifer blocked Walky and Lucy from having sex just to amuse herself.
She deserves everything that happens to her for that.
Sirksome
That was actually doing Walky a favor. They weren’t likely to have sex that night anyway since Walkman was uncomfortable with it.
Li
IIRC it was also petty revenge because it happened after the brunch with Raidah?
(I don’t doubt that Walky let it happen, though, rather than suggesting any alternatives, like seeing if Booster would be more amenable to being kicked out.)
HueSatLight
The people responsible for Walky not having sex, most responsible first:
1. Walky
2. Society
3. Walky
4. Lucy
5. Dorothy (in a quantum weather butterfly sort of way)
HueSatLight
it is entirely reasonable not to be kicked out of her own room at 2 am. that’s not “just to amuse herself”.
Charles Phipps
Yes, it is because Jennifer would absolutely expect the same.
HueSatLight
cool goalposts. can’t wait to see the strips where Jennifer has sexiled Lucy or Sal out of their room at 2 am on schoolnight.
The reason Walky and Lucy didn’t have sex was because Walky always found an excuse not to have sex with her. If Jennifer hadn’t been there, presumably to grumble half-asleep that she wasn’t leaving, Walky would have blamed an upset stomach from all the pancakes he’d eaten to put off going home with Lucy.
There’s no indication that Jennifer was just sitting up awake and alert only refusing to leave the room just to amuse herself.
Sirksome
I feel like Jennifer gets mischaracterized by readers a lot. She’s narcissistic and petty sure, but she’s never really cruel, even to Walky. If it weren’t so early she’d likely clear out so Lucy could smash. She doesn’t seem to be impeding her and Jacob’s sexual activity. Also in this comic people regularly boot their roommates out as a physical gag when they’re horny. Lucy has done this too. So where is the line we’re drawing on sexile etiquette?
Charles Phipps
It’s not a goal post to point out Jennifer not doing what she’d expect in return is common courtesy.
Taffy
But you didn’t say that. You’re just adding random sentences that are barely related to one another, without including the bridges connect them.
Nymph
“Jennifer blocked Walky and Lucy from having sex just to amuse herself.”
I think the part in bold is the part everyone is discussing.
Nymph
And for myself, the part I take issue with is the idea that leaving your bedroom at 2 in the morning so people can bang is “common courtesy”. I would tend to call that “uncommon courtesy” and also well within her rights.
Yumi
Yeah, like Jennifer might (*might*) expect that from Lucy if the situation were reversed, but that would be unreasonable on her part. And if she had done that in the past to Lucy and wouldn’t do that for her now, Lucy might have a point with going, “I did this for you,” but… none of that happened.
Derek
For real though, it’s very faux pas to be having so much sex that it disrupts your shared living space. If you don’t have your own house or apartment, sometimes you don’t get to have sex when you want, because the people living with you should not be forced to deal with that.
Sirksome
I feel like folks will side against Jen on this, but at this point it is starting to skirt on being a bit rude. I wouldn’t enjoy the feeling of a couple constantly going at it in our shared space. Maybe that makes me uncool.
ADLegend21
people will still blame Jennifer for being upset at Lucy for this somehow. The comment turn hostile to Jennifer and Sarah when Lucy is around for some reason.
Jeremiah
I don’t blame Jennifer for being upset, I just think it is very funny that she gets sexiled due to how she been acting lately and I am happy for Lucy and Jacob so I don’t really care.
Freemage
Proper response, IMNSHO, is to stay in the room, and to give very audible and increasingly unkind critiques on performance, etc.
Sirksome
This also implies Jacob isn’t holding up his end of the sexiling quota. Kick Ethan out every now and then, let untrustworthy Asher have to kick his hypothetical roommate out if he wants to fuck. It’s all part of the sex chain of life.
Yumi
Maybe Lucy and Jacob are boning in both rooms simultaneously.
Effie
Schrodinger’s fuck
Thing2
Yes!
Steamweed
It’s how quantum sex entanglement works. Have sex until the superposition collapses (from exhaustion).