I had one boss at a movie theater we called the bi-polar Express. She could go from zero to bongo in under 3 seconds.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
Heh, I’d call it “putting on airs.” Y’know, a trick Billie would have probably loved to use, but she’d first have to accept that she don’t gotz da game, so it’s a big no can do.
Sal does it all the time, with behaving like a loner with no desire to be the center of attention and all.
Mike
actually… I think it is a bit more personal than that. I think billie reminds here of someone or something and that is why she lashs out so much
I urge you all to read up on what a psychopath is.
Fact: psychopathy and violence is not a guaranteed correlation.
Kat
Hasn’t the term ‘psychopath’ itself fallen out of favour? Now it’s all anti-social personality disorder/borderline personality disorder, etc. Increase number of syllables, decrease psychological impact of the term on the public.
Tucker
Anti-social personality disorder actually refers to those formerly known as Sociopaths.
I know exactly where you’re coming from, though. It reminds me of George Carlin’s rant on PTSD.
Hey sexy mamah, Walky is not the only nerdy Black guy who likes chicken products. S=)
*I’m sorry bout the creepiness, but I felt the need to try to capitalize on the potential comedy of the situation. Having played as a girl for a role play character, I know women have to deal with some weirdos on the web and I don’t intend to be one of them, or offend you. Thanks!*
Come on. It’s the Internet. Everything ships with everything.
There will be AmaziGirl x Amber, AmaziGirl x Sal, AmaziGirl x AmaziGirl, and AmaziGirl [the real one that is Amber] x AmaziGirl [the one in Billie’s imagination that is Sal]
My father said, “Son, anyone can have a relationship. But if you’re with a woman so crazy that if you forget to take your Kevlar vest to bed one night you may never see the light of day again… Whoo! That’s exciting.”
that was who i thought of when reading this strip, although i thought of the part that went something like “but i still palmed a blade because it was you’re mother.” somehow both seem to fit they’re part of the love triangle
She’s willing to hit someone who is antagonizing her and who has gotten physical with her, but she doesn’t hit someone who hasn’t done anything to her and whom she is not tasked with keeping in line.
Thaaaaaat just seems normal. Not liking all the “psycho bongo” accusations here.
She was never “tasked” with keeping either Billie or Sal “in line”, so no clue where you got that idea.
Spazman
er…..yes she has been.
she’s kind of the RA.
you know, just a little thing like that.
Zanosuke_Kurosaki
The problem with that thinking is that anything either of them has done that is “out of line”, has all been provoked by her. She just keeps going and proving what a horrible choice for R.A. she is. =/
Except for the fact that she started out by stealing Billie’s stuff and then damaging it. She also got physical with Billie before Sal ever did. She’s a psycho bongo.
begbert2
Good god people, she didn’t get physical with Billie until after Billie got physical with her. (Admittedly Billie was baited, but she started both the verbal and the physical confrontations.) She did not “start out by stealing Billie’s stuff and then damaging it”. She started out by getting Billie to physically attack her, and then summarily winning.
I feel annoyed at having to defend Ruth here, but when you people have to completely make things up to make her seem bad, she actually sounds better from your comments, because if she was really bad, you wouldn’t feel compelled to make things up to make her seem worse.
Michelle J Caboose
“I feel annoyed at having to defend Ruth here, but when you people have to completely make things up to make her seem bad”
Really? I’m not sure what comic you’re reading, but the rest of us are reading the one where Ruth goaded Billie into a fight, broke into Billie’s room, stole her high school cheerleader uniform (and later started pullingthe letters off it). I’ve never been to a university, so I’m only guessing here, but I’m pretty sure those actions are outside the scope of her duties as an RA. Theft and vandalism are also illegal, and she should know that, meaning she doesn’t care she’s doing something wrong. Not to mention she’s breaking the university’s rules by drinking beer in her room.
She started targeting Billie just because Billie was a cheerleader, and now she’s trying to target Sal just because Sal has had the temerity to defend Billie.
You’re right — Ruth is obviously not really that bad.
Do people normally carry that sort of thing to the entire family? I mean shit dude. If every enemy my brother’s ever made came and started beating me up without provocation I’d probably have to end his life just to be able to continue living my own.
Come to think of it, I’m sure Walky’s situation is similar. If everyone who’s exchanged blows with Sal greets Walky with a punch then attending the same school as her was a really poor decision on Walky’s part.
183 thoughts on “Jurisdiction”
David Herbert
It’s that time of the month. Murdering time.
Plasma Mongoose
Followed by cravings for chocolate.
Aizat
Chocolate heads that is.
Plasma Mongoose
She thirsts for chocolate femurs.
Aizat
For a nickel.
TSED
She will put them in her FAAAAAAAACE.
miro
Is there some kind of pattern here I’m missing?
LauraS
With her penis.
LimeTH
Jinx!
LimeTH
With her penis.
PedanticJerkass
For a nickel. Yes, yes, let’s just get them all in and out of the way, right here in the top thread.
Icalasari
Which is how much your mom costs
thatgirlwiththeglasses
Her hands thirst for chocolate necks.
Beloggy
Chocolate FAAAAAAAACE!
OhHayMike
Psycho bongo.
Aizat
Psycho is when someone stabs a person just because he looked at him or her funny. This is more of a split personality of some sort.
iSaidCandleja-
Nah, it’s still not psycho if it isn’t in a shower with a violin.
Raiser
I’ll bring the corn syrup and red food coloring!
Osaru Sensei
Bipolar would most likely be an appropriate description.
Doom Shepherd
For unpredictable mood swings? Yeah.
Also, you know, GIRL.
David
*facepalm*
Tucker
-facepalm-
Shade
Don’t be silly, she has unpredictable mood swings because she’s a person. Duh.
David
Guys don’t have mood swings! Everything they do is perfectly rational.
begbert2
Rationality varies, but consistency is a must. If I am psycho, then I am psycho always; there is no swing.
Aizat
I’m a guy and I have mood swings. One time, I went from happy to pissed off and back to happy again.
MichaelHaneline
I’m a guy and I DON’T have mood swings because my daddy taught me that emotions are for sissies.
Aizat
Well, my daddy taught me that emotions is what separates us from puppets. So tell me, are you a puppet?
AJBulldis
We don’t have mood swings so much as a continuous burning rage that we sometimes get distracted by.
Avenger_Reloaded
I had one boss at a movie theater we called the bi-polar Express. She could go from zero to bongo in under 3 seconds.
DudeMyDadOwnsADealership
Heh, I’d call it “putting on airs.” Y’know, a trick Billie would have probably loved to use, but she’d first have to accept that she don’t gotz da game, so it’s a big no can do.
Sal does it all the time, with behaving like a loner with no desire to be the center of attention and all.
Mike
actually… I think it is a bit more personal than that. I think billie reminds here of someone or something and that is why she lashs out so much
Tucker
I urge you all to read up on what a psychopath is.
Fact: psychopathy and violence is not a guaranteed correlation.
Kat
Hasn’t the term ‘psychopath’ itself fallen out of favour? Now it’s all anti-social personality disorder/borderline personality disorder, etc. Increase number of syllables, decrease psychological impact of the term on the public.
Tucker
Anti-social personality disorder actually refers to those formerly known as Sociopaths.
I know exactly where you’re coming from, though. It reminds me of George Carlin’s rant on PTSD.
Porkachu
It does? Since when?
Plasma Mongoose
Aw2ww Walky somehow drew out the Dere-dere out of her.
Kernanator
New headcanon: If you are female and meet Walky, you WILL want to fuck him. Unless you are related to him.
Plasma Mongoose
then you want to fuck with his mind.
Kernanator
By pretending to want to fuck him. Let the sanity slippage commence!
gangler
You pretend something for too long and you become the act.
Sanity gone.
Kat
I haven’t even met him and I want him.
Khrene Cleaver
Hey sexy mamah, Walky is not the only nerdy Black guy who likes chicken products. S=)
*I’m sorry bout the creepiness, but I felt the need to try to capitalize on the potential comedy of the situation. Having played as a girl for a role play character, I know women have to deal with some weirdos on the web and I don’t intend to be one of them, or offend you. Thanks!*
Ryan Balis
Is she always in PMS state? poor Walky if she falls in love for him
Henry
I’m sure now we’re going to see WalkyxRuth shipping appear.
Thor
Followed shortly by the WalkyxRuth shipping art, and then the Smut Without Warning.
Matt of Steel
Come on. It’s the Internet. Everything ships with everything.
There will be AmaziGirl x Amber, AmaziGirl x Sal, AmaziGirl x AmaziGirl, and AmaziGirl [the real one that is Amber] x AmaziGirl [the one in Billie’s imagination that is Sal]
Wonder Wig
My father said, “Son, anyone can have a relationship. But if you’re with a woman so crazy that if you forget to take your Kevlar vest to bed one night you may never see the light of day again… Whoo! That’s exciting.”
Kernanator
Family bonding time must have been awkward. Or awesome. Or both.
truelight86
Love Christopher Titus
Khrene Cleaver
I knew I heard that somewhere!
Wonder Wig
Yup! Glad he found his ice cream truck.
arjay2813
that was who i thought of when reading this strip, although i thought of the part that went something like “but i still palmed a blade because it was you’re mother.” somehow both seem to fit they’re part of the love triangle
Aizat
So, she’s sweet on Walky but willing to pummel his sister? Talk about your split personalities.
mukparade
She’s willing to hit someone who is antagonizing her and who has gotten physical with her, but she doesn’t hit someone who hasn’t done anything to her and whom she is not tasked with keeping in line.
Thaaaaaat just seems normal. Not liking all the “psycho bongo” accusations here.
Zanosuke_Kurosaki
She was never “tasked” with keeping either Billie or Sal “in line”, so no clue where you got that idea.
Spazman
er…..yes she has been.
she’s kind of the RA.
you know, just a little thing like that.
Zanosuke_Kurosaki
The problem with that thinking is that anything either of them has done that is “out of line”, has all been provoked by her. She just keeps going and proving what a horrible choice for R.A. she is. =/
Pat
She’s an insane criminal; thus, both of those terms seem to apply fairly well.
Also, she has just as much reason and authority to attack Walky as anybody she has attacked–none of either.
BassBone
Except for the fact that she started out by stealing Billie’s stuff and then damaging it. She also got physical with Billie before Sal ever did. She’s a psycho bongo.
begbert2
Good god people, she didn’t get physical with Billie until after Billie got physical with her. (Admittedly Billie was baited, but she started both the verbal and the physical confrontations.) She did not “start out by stealing Billie’s stuff and then damaging it”. She started out by getting Billie to physically attack her, and then summarily winning.
I feel annoyed at having to defend Ruth here, but when you people have to completely make things up to make her seem bad, she actually sounds better from your comments, because if she was really bad, you wouldn’t feel compelled to make things up to make her seem worse.
Michelle J Caboose
“I feel annoyed at having to defend Ruth here, but when you people have to completely make things up to make her seem bad”
Really? I’m not sure what comic you’re reading, but the rest of us are reading the one where Ruth goaded Billie into a fight, broke into Billie’s room, stole her high school cheerleader uniform (and later started pulling the letters off it). I’ve never been to a university, so I’m only guessing here, but I’m pretty sure those actions are outside the scope of her duties as an RA. Theft and vandalism are also illegal, and she should know that, meaning she doesn’t care she’s doing something wrong. Not to mention she’s breaking the university’s rules by drinking beer in her room.
She started targeting Billie just because Billie was a cheerleader, and now she’s trying to target Sal just because Sal has had the temerity to defend Billie.
You’re right — Ruth is obviously not really that bad.
gangler
Do people normally carry that sort of thing to the entire family? I mean shit dude. If every enemy my brother’s ever made came and started beating me up without provocation I’d probably have to end his life just to be able to continue living my own.
Come to think of it, I’m sure Walky’s situation is similar. If everyone who’s exchanged blows with Sal greets Walky with a punch then attending the same school as her was a really poor decision on Walky’s part.
LauraS
I refuse to ship these two. Ruth is far too terrifying.
Aizat
The shipping community is interesting yet at the same time scary.
Plasma Mongoose
Yeah, Ruth scares me stiff. 😛
Kernanator
Oh wow, that’s clever.
Plasma Mongoose
What can I say, I am a very punny guy.
LauraS
The fact that she looks downright pleasant in this strip scares me the most.
a99steaksauce
I dunno, I think ive seen scarier.
Khrene Cleaver
Hah! Avatars
Dahlia
I want to see more of this side of Ruth… v.v