Great Minds Think Alike, since he and I posted pretty much the same thing at exactly the same time (or at least within the tolerance of the time-stamps).
If it can stretch for the exit, it can stretch for entry…
Fi
Surprisingly enough, that’s not actually true. It’s rare, but if a woman has sex with two men right after the other, it’s been known for her to have “twins” – one from each man. Weird, huh? But either way, just because she’s “late” doesn’t mean she’s pregnant, but her seeming to freak out about it implies she hasn’t been using protection, so in case she’s not pregnant, she could use the condoms.
Hahaha, wow, this is the best comic. That is, all possible comics are comparable to this comic, and this comic is clearly, demonstrably better. It’s kind of a pity, really, knowing that all future comics have been prebested. Maybe it’s time to take up painting or something.
just think if they have room inspection that day and the entire place is filled with condoms? even better, what will billy say when she comes back to her room and someone dumped an entire tray of them on her floor?
Most schools tend to have room checks in the dorms, what college did you go to that you were spared?
Smartypants
While room inspections are required by all dormitories everywhere (with some exceptions), mostly they are looking for safety/health code violations (like candles or violent weapons), or occasionally are there on a tip off that someone has drugs (or alcohol if it’s an alcohol-free dorm). Also, periodically the fire marshal has to inspect the place -it’s the law. Not to mention the maintenance workers who mess with the air conditioner/heater and make sure the fire alarms are working. However, none of these people would be bothered by the condoms, after all they inspect college dorms, they are used to it. College’s can’t really keep you from having sex (except maybe for some religious institutions, I don’t know), though they may have a policy about overnight guests. I mean, why do you thing they have Roz handing out condoms in the first place? And before you say “she works for planned parenthood, not the dorm” remember that anything like that would have to be approved by the dorm, or else they would tell her to stop/get out.
She’s just making sure that Billie won’t be late again. Still, I never could use a “free sample condom;” I’d be too worried some company was trying to get rid of their defective stock. Besides, not like you can take it back for a refund if it doesn’t work…
If the price is right, I’m not sure they’d be too picky about the source.
Seraph
At all of the Planned Parenthoods I’ve been to, the condoms have been name brands like Durex and Trojan. I imagine they get pretty good bulk discounts, especially because they’re a non-profit. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if condom companies gave them some sort of preferred-customer deal and the occasional giveaway – after all, what better way for condom companies to advertise?
They’re not, and I doubt there are many manufacturers out there that would use defective products for what’s essentially a promotional giveaway. Never mind the possibility of lawsuits or catching hell from the FDA if anyone ever found out.
LiamKav
Also, how would they know they were defective stock anyway? If they accidently went through a load with some scissors, they’re hardly going to put them in the wrappers and box them up, are they?
I would think that people spontaniously running out the door shouting about their lateness would be a pretty common sight in a dorm. Does this happen often to Roz?
It’s so terrible because what she did was dishonest. Maybe they were paying her by the unit to distribute them.
Seraph
Unlikely. If “they” are the condom manufacturers, they’ve already their product in every pharmacy in America. They don’t need to pay salespeople – and even if they did, how would they gain from having those people give the things away?
If “they” is Planned Parenthood, they don’t have that kind of money. They need volunteers and donations as it is.
People like Roz and Steven’s “friend” are volunteers – like Christian kids going out to spread the Word. Roz and Hugging Girl are simply zealots.
It’s the equivalent of pushy evangelism. Someone thinks something is for your own good, so they try to force it on you. Condoms may be more useful than Chick Tracts, but you still shouldn’t be required to take them.
Besides, this happened in high school – did the girl know how Steven’s parents would react if they found those condoms?
zuche
If the condom wasn’t going to be a catalyst for parents freaking out, they’d have found some other excuse. That type of parent always finds some other excuse.
You may as well complain about restaurants that give mints out with the cheque. No one that leaves you a condom or a Chick tract or an after dinner mint forces you to use it.
Skrattybones
The difference being you aren’t obligated to take the mint. It’s there if you want it. Stuffing condoms into a person’s backpack isn’t leaving a mint with the cheque, it’s ramming the mint into the person’s mouth.
zuche
You aren’t obligated to take the tract or the condom, even if they are left in your possession. To compare this to having a mint rammed into your mouth is dishonest, to put it mildly.
zuche
Excuse me, use, not take.
zuche
I’ll make it clearer.
When someone left cigarettes in my backpack, for reasons I don’t know, I threw them out.
When someone put a cigarette in my mouth while I was sleeping at an airport, I woke up chewing on the thing and couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth for a good while.
back at college orientation we had a (very humorous) presentation about using contraceptives and not binge drinking and all that good responsables stuff.
at the end the actors all yelled STRAP IT UP! and chucked large handfuls of condoms into the audience. orientataion rocked!
lol, I laughed as soon as I loaded the page just from the sight of her head dildo, and then again after I read it. (it it just me or is the head dildo curving the wrong way in the last panel?)
100 thoughts on “Late”
Jen Aside
XD lawl double entendres
Dedlok
Gotta love them! 😀
arjay2813
i thought that was Roz at fist XD
she will never be late again lol
Digidestined of Trust (Tim)
Billie has no idea Roz is there and Roz figured something else happened, yeeeahh. That’s awkward even for Roz.
George
Wouldn’t it be too late for those if BIllie was saying what Roz thinks she’s saying?
Kamino Neko
GMTA…
George
lol, indeed.
Rognik
Um, excuse me? Translation, please.
Kamino Neko
Great Minds Think Alike, since he and I posted pretty much the same thing at exactly the same time (or at least within the tolerance of the time-stamps).
Michelle Alford
Preparation for future avoidances of lateness.
KZero
And lets not forget being ‘late’ doesn’t nessicarily mean anything.
Kamino Neko
OK, if Roz had been correctly interpreting Billie, that’d kind of be closing the barn door after the horse has escaped…
Peace in Our Time
Assuming a woman is only going to welcome one horse into their barn…
Madock345
I am fairly sure that the barn door is only one horse wide and closes when it goes in, (i can’t think of a way for the metaphor to account for twins)
mokia_sinhall
A two-headed horse??
Bill M.
If it can stretch for the exit, it can stretch for entry…
Fi
Surprisingly enough, that’s not actually true. It’s rare, but if a woman has sex with two men right after the other, it’s been known for her to have “twins” – one from each man. Weird, huh? But either way, just because she’s “late” doesn’t mean she’s pregnant, but her seeming to freak out about it implies she hasn’t been using protection, so in case she’s not pregnant, she could use the condoms.
Crimson Magic
And assuming that said horse is going to be kept.
Mordecai
Hahaha, wow, this is the best comic. That is, all possible comics are comparable to this comic, and this comic is clearly, demonstrably better. It’s kind of a pity, really, knowing that all future comics have been prebested. Maybe it’s time to take up painting or something.
Ian
Including this one?
David Herbert
Well isn’t that nice of her.
Madock345
just think if they have room inspection that day and the entire place is filled with condoms? even better, what will billy say when she comes back to her room and someone dumped an entire tray of them on her floor?
Björn
Even better: what will RUTH say?
Seraph
If she gives a shit at all, I imagine it would be limited to “Pick these up”. Maybe something snarky about how it’s good Billie isn’t going to breed.
Haituri
What Would Sal Say?
“Cool, free condoms”
Bill M.
I think Sal would say, “Apparently Ah’m not the wild roommate.”
Seraph
Room inspection? What college did you go to?
QuixoticNeurotic
Most schools tend to have room checks in the dorms, what college did you go to that you were spared?
Smartypants
While room inspections are required by all dormitories everywhere (with some exceptions), mostly they are looking for safety/health code violations (like candles or violent weapons), or occasionally are there on a tip off that someone has drugs (or alcohol if it’s an alcohol-free dorm). Also, periodically the fire marshal has to inspect the place -it’s the law. Not to mention the maintenance workers who mess with the air conditioner/heater and make sure the fire alarms are working. However, none of these people would be bothered by the condoms, after all they inspect college dorms, they are used to it. College’s can’t really keep you from having sex (except maybe for some religious institutions, I don’t know), though they may have a policy about overnight guests. I mean, why do you thing they have Roz handing out condoms in the first place? And before you say “she works for planned parenthood, not the dorm” remember that anything like that would have to be approved by the dorm, or else they would tell her to stop/get out.
Black Bumblebee
She’s just making sure that Billie won’t be late again. Still, I never could use a “free sample condom;” I’d be too worried some company was trying to get rid of their defective stock. Besides, not like you can take it back for a refund if it doesn’t work…
showler
I don’t believe Planned Parenthood is known for giving away defective condoms.
Then again, I haven’t listened to a nutbar conservative politician today, so they may be pushing that lie now as well.
Ian
If the price is right, I’m not sure they’d be too picky about the source.
Seraph
At all of the Planned Parenthoods I’ve been to, the condoms have been name brands like Durex and Trojan. I imagine they get pretty good bulk discounts, especially because they’re a non-profit. I wouldn’t be at all surprised if condom companies gave them some sort of preferred-customer deal and the occasional giveaway – after all, what better way for condom companies to advertise?
Seraph
They’re not, and I doubt there are many manufacturers out there that would use defective products for what’s essentially a promotional giveaway. Never mind the possibility of lawsuits or catching hell from the FDA if anyone ever found out.
LiamKav
Also, how would they know they were defective stock anyway? If they accidently went through a load with some scissors, they’re hardly going to put them in the wrappers and box them up, are they?
RachelEvil
Wow. This one made me choke with laughter.
Eposi
I wonder… will Sal find them first?
BlueNight
This one took me two readings, and when I got it, I laughed and applauded. Slappy Squirrel would be proud of your timing.
Rognik
Now THAT’S comedy!
Skye
If the comments for DoA pages had like buttons, I would be spamming it right now for this.
gangler
I would think that people spontaniously running out the door shouting about their lateness would be a pretty common sight in a dorm. Does this happen often to Roz?
Gianni
Pause… Laughter ensues. Awesome strip today.
Confuzor
Has Roz developed thicker thighs in this universe?
Steven
I always hated this type of girl. I had someone give me a hug in order to slip some into my backpack. In high school.
KZero
*quirks an eyebrow* and this is so terrible becaaaaause…?
Crimson Magic
Condoms reek of Satan. Also latex.
Ian
It’s so terrible because what she did was dishonest. Maybe they were paying her by the unit to distribute them.
Seraph
Unlikely. If “they” are the condom manufacturers, they’ve already their product in every pharmacy in America. They don’t need to pay salespeople – and even if they did, how would they gain from having those people give the things away?
If “they” is Planned Parenthood, they don’t have that kind of money. They need volunteers and donations as it is.
People like Roz and Steven’s “friend” are volunteers – like Christian kids going out to spread the Word. Roz and Hugging Girl are simply zealots.
Seraph
It’s the equivalent of pushy evangelism. Someone thinks something is for your own good, so they try to force it on you. Condoms may be more useful than Chick Tracts, but you still shouldn’t be required to take them.
Besides, this happened in high school – did the girl know how Steven’s parents would react if they found those condoms?
zuche
If the condom wasn’t going to be a catalyst for parents freaking out, they’d have found some other excuse. That type of parent always finds some other excuse.
You may as well complain about restaurants that give mints out with the cheque. No one that leaves you a condom or a Chick tract or an after dinner mint forces you to use it.
Skrattybones
The difference being you aren’t obligated to take the mint. It’s there if you want it. Stuffing condoms into a person’s backpack isn’t leaving a mint with the cheque, it’s ramming the mint into the person’s mouth.
zuche
You aren’t obligated to take the tract or the condom, even if they are left in your possession. To compare this to having a mint rammed into your mouth is dishonest, to put it mildly.
zuche
Excuse me, use, not take.
zuche
I’ll make it clearer.
When someone left cigarettes in my backpack, for reasons I don’t know, I threw them out.
When someone put a cigarette in my mouth while I was sleeping at an airport, I woke up chewing on the thing and couldn’t get the taste out of my mouth for a good while.
Show some perspective, people.
TheAlucinaut
Come & knock on our door…
Rowen Morland
Is it a trick of perspective of is Billie quite a bit larger than Ross? I mean she can lift three girls over her head so it would be appropriate.
Crimson Magic
Both, I think. Roz is pretty tiny, after all.
Karmadef
Why did no one ever throw free contraceptive at me? Imagine all the money that could be saved.
staticwings19
back at college orientation we had a (very humorous) presentation about using contraceptives and not binge drinking and all that good responsables stuff.
at the end the actors all yelled STRAP IT UP! and chucked large handfuls of condoms into the audience. orientataion rocked!
David
STRAP IT UP is now my new pre-sex battle cry.
Seraph
That should make for effective birth control.
TyrantisTerror
Roz is now my new favorite.
Madock345
lol, I laughed as soon as I loaded the page just from the sight of her head dildo, and then again after I read it. (it it just me or is the head dildo curving the wrong way in the last panel?)
ScytheAkse
rubber? bends how it wants..
ryan
i like to think that it’s constantly spinning
ScytheAkse
ooo spinning dildo i hat.. thats awesome!!
Fornicater
and every hour there is a light show and confetti flies out
goatman95111
Love this update! This is hilarious!
Shade
You have to admit that is kind of thoughtful… and hilarious.
Tristan J
You’d think Roz singing loudly would have woken up Billie. Maybe it did. That’s be a hell of a wake-up call.
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